Massage Parlor Reports

[Worf359]

Here's one you can try out..........

She needs stitches and a Bush hog. I'm not going in that with out I diving suit and a spear gun.

[Anthony Planet]

Here's one you can try out..........

Ha! Please say that is photo shopped!! It looks like she could give birth to a grown man! I don't mind hair, I grew up in the 70's when every woman had hair, but stench is an huge turn off.

[Niteluvr]

Here's one you can try out..........

Hey, only NuGuy36 is allowed to post that disgusting pic as he's done on multiple occasions. Are you two one and the same?

[YngMngr]

I will give you some advice. When I got to an AMP I go to the Tucker, Doraville, Norcross triangle. I find the best bang for the buck there. Since the staffs change you can't be sure about quality so it might help to drop in and take a look around first.

Thanks and yeah that's what I've been seeing. I'm trying to go to a place where I know they'll be at least semi young / attractive. I went to Spring last week and asked who was available. Spoke no English and kept ushering me in. I was like fuck it in the end, but would it be rude just to walk out if she doesn't understand what I'm saying?

[Sgt Soros]

My man, great to know a fellow bush lover. (There are dozens of us!) I'd also appreciate any tips about hairy, bushy women.

Here's one you can try out..........

[Killakill]

What the fuck is going on here! LOL!

I don't mind a Bush, not down with the funk tho. I don’t mind a faint scent, but nooo tuna.

[Jugglr123]

I know I'm in the minority here but I enjoy a big Bush and a strong scent. I like bitter dark chocolate, rare steak, sharp cheese and musky pussy. I used to have a Camp girl that would let me cream pie her then take me to the table shower to scrub the smell off. Unfortunately she moved too far north to visit regularly. Basically if anyone wants to send me in the direction of a hairy fragrant Chinese pussy I would appreciate it.

My man, great to know a fellow bush lover. (There are dozens of us!) I'd also appreciate any tips about hairy, bushy women.

[GunLvr]

I know I'm in the minority here but I enjoy a big Bush and a strong scent. I like bitter dark chocolate, rare steak, sharp cheese and musky pussy. I used to have a Camp girl that would let me cream pie her then take me to the table shower to scrub the smell off. Unfortunately she moved too far north to visit regularly. Basically if anyone wants to send me in the direction of a hairy fragrant Chinese pussy I would appreciate it.

I won't eat it or dick it, but I like to do the sneak smell of my fingers to see if it's ripe, but I'm little out there anyway, because I get a hard on smelling a chicken house in the hot summer or when I spray the doe in heat spray while I'm deer hunting, guess it's the redneck in me and there's a fetish for everyone. Hahaha.

[BigRon1969]

I'm going to be visiting your area next week (Marietta) And was looking for a trusted outcall provider (possibly incall if I don't need to go too far). Shoot me a PM with your recommendations and contacts Thanks.

[Bbinsider]

Can you describe the "scent" in detail to which you're referring? When I talk about stank pussy, I'm talking about days-old, fermented jizz (rotten tuna, anyone?) or a strong piss smell, like these ladies don't even wipe their pussies after taking a piss. And, from some of the smells I've encountered, I'm guessing that some CAMP ladies wipe ass forward, so they're introducing nasty butthole bacteria into their pussies. No thanks!

The Chinese entry into the asian massage biz seems to be problematically on several fronts. From here on out, I'm going avoid CAMPs and focus primarily on KAMPs and other venues.

[Elvis Lives]

I have heard of something like this.

To test a lady for STDs, when you are about to go at it, slide one or two of your fingers in her vagina that have lemon or lime juice on them. If she screams, she has some funk, sores, or perhaps STDs. This is what we called the " Lemon Test" back in the day.

Always use lemon juice when doing a "Rusty Trumpet".

[Niteluvr]

I know I'm in the minority here but I enjoy a big Bush and a strong scent. I like bitter dark chocolate, rare steak, sharp cheese and musky pussy. I used to have a Camp girl that would let me cream pie her then take me to the table shower to scrub the smell off. Unfortunately she moved too far north to visit regularly. Basically if anyone wants to send me in the direction of a hairy fragrant Chinese pussy I would appreciate it.

Can you describe the "scent" in detail to which you're referring? When I talk about stank pussy, I'm talking about days-old, fermented jizz (rotten tuna, anyone?) or a strong piss smell, like these ladies don't even wipe their pussies after taking a piss. And, from some of the smells I've encountered, I'm guessing that some CAMP ladies wipe ass forward, so they're introducing nasty butthole bacteria into their pussies. No thanks!

[BB Love]

Some of the girls that have been here a while have adapted, but most have not. A few years ago Chinese girls were showing off there under arm hair as some sort of anti-western movement. Also, you can look up the Yulin Dog Meat Festival. Dudes in wife beater shirts smoking cigarettes while cooking 'food'. The health standards are clearly different.

I know I'm in the minority here but I enjoy a big Bush and a strong scent. I like bitter dark chocolate, rare steak, sharp cheese and musky pussy. I used to have a Camp girl that would let me cream pie her then take me to the table shower to scrub the smell off. Unfortunately she moved too far north to visit regularly. Basically if anyone wants to send me in the direction of a hairy fragrant Chinese pussy I would appreciate it.

[BenderDundat]

Really? You have to ask? CAMPs are much worse. Korean women keep much cleaner sperm receptacles than their Chinese counterparts. I've encountered one stinky Korean pussy out of 800 or so in the past nine years (horrible). As for Chinese, even hate to FIV now because at least 80% smell like old piss or worse.

Won't go into details but stank pussy is extremely sensitive to jalapeno juice on a monger finger. A clean pussy is much less sensitive. Mexican dude taught me that one in El Paso back in the day.

Sorry I don't have any problems with the camps I see. But kamps get to wash and all really good anytime they get an entry there. . Camps if they are letting anyone in down there don't have that luxary for the most part because either no shower or if they do get caught washing there maybe trouble from boss. So I look for fresh camps and I find them. I'm not saying I have not found some stank but I'm not messing with stank.

Benderdundat.

[SpaKing]

What about the guys that have to smell the stench from their rotten asses? How the hell can these chicks grow up unable to take care of the most basic female hygiene.

You know the old saying. Once you get past the smell you got it licked. LOL. I have only run into two stinky Camp pussies. Out of hundreds. Seems like the ugly ones hav e the smelly cooters. Don't know why that is.