Massage Parlor Reports

[Niteluvr]

Made a visit the other day. Negative past reviews but thought I'd try anyway. Sometimes these places do change. Not this time. Wanted 80/ hour. Opted for 60/45. Provider was older and unattractive. Place was so cold started shivering right away. Massage was terrible with hints of extras. At the end declined all extras and left.

You may have encountered the infamous mamasan / provider Mimi. She's in her 60's and has a face that could cause cattle to stampede.

[Anthony Planet]

This picture has been circulating around for years now. Disgusting, yes, but there are some of you horndawgs out there who will fuck anything with a hole between its legs so be my guest. I know this because I see the pictures of the ghetto skanks you post on the SW thread that you think are attractive.

Yeah, I have hit my share of 4's and 5's, but my dick aint big enough to hit the sides on that one. I might be like the father going to get CarolAnn in Poltergeist if I jumped into that (Might have to google that one!!).

[HobbyMan51]

Here's one you can try out..........

This picture has been circulating around for years now. Disgusting, yes, but there are some of you horndawgs out there who will fuck anything with a hole between its legs so be my guest. I know this because I see the pictures of the ghetto skanks you post on the SW thread that you think are attractive.

[Worf359]

Here's one you can try out..........

She needs stitches and a Bush hog. I'm not going in that with out I diving suit and a spear gun.

[Anthony Planet]

Here's one you can try out..........

Ha! Please say that is photo shopped!! It looks like she could give birth to a grown man! I don't mind hair, I grew up in the 70's when every woman had hair, but stench is an huge turn off.

[Niteluvr]

Here's one you can try out..........

Hey, only NuGuy36 is allowed to post that disgusting pic as he's done on multiple occasions. Are you two one and the same?

[YngMngr]

I will give you some advice. When I got to an AMP I go to the Tucker, Doraville, Norcross triangle. I find the best bang for the buck there. Since the staffs change you can't be sure about quality so it might help to drop in and take a look around first.

Thanks and yeah that's what I've been seeing. I'm trying to go to a place where I know they'll be at least semi young / attractive. I went to Spring last week and asked who was available. Spoke no English and kept ushering me in. I was like fuck it in the end, but would it be rude just to walk out if she doesn't understand what I'm saying?

[Sgt Soros]

My man, great to know a fellow bush lover. (There are dozens of us!) I'd also appreciate any tips about hairy, bushy women.

Here's one you can try out..........

[Killakill]

What the fuck is going on here! LOL!

I don't mind a Bush, not down with the funk tho. I don’t mind a faint scent, but nooo tuna.

[Jugglr123]

I know I'm in the minority here but I enjoy a big Bush and a strong scent. I like bitter dark chocolate, rare steak, sharp cheese and musky pussy. I used to have a Camp girl that would let me cream pie her then take me to the table shower to scrub the smell off. Unfortunately she moved too far north to visit regularly. Basically if anyone wants to send me in the direction of a hairy fragrant Chinese pussy I would appreciate it.

My man, great to know a fellow bush lover. (There are dozens of us!) I'd also appreciate any tips about hairy, bushy women.

[GunLvr]

I know I'm in the minority here but I enjoy a big Bush and a strong scent. I like bitter dark chocolate, rare steak, sharp cheese and musky pussy. I used to have a Camp girl that would let me cream pie her then take me to the table shower to scrub the smell off. Unfortunately she moved too far north to visit regularly. Basically if anyone wants to send me in the direction of a hairy fragrant Chinese pussy I would appreciate it.

I won't eat it or dick it, but I like to do the sneak smell of my fingers to see if it's ripe, but I'm little out there anyway, because I get a hard on smelling a chicken house in the hot summer or when I spray the doe in heat spray while I'm deer hunting, guess it's the redneck in me and there's a fetish for everyone. Hahaha.

[BigRon1969]

I'm going to be visiting your area next week (Marietta) And was looking for a trusted outcall provider (possibly incall if I don't need to go too far). Shoot me a PM with your recommendations and contacts Thanks.

[Bbinsider]

Can you describe the "scent" in detail to which you're referring? When I talk about stank pussy, I'm talking about days-old, fermented jizz (rotten tuna, anyone?) or a strong piss smell, like these ladies don't even wipe their pussies after taking a piss. And, from some of the smells I've encountered, I'm guessing that some CAMP ladies wipe ass forward, so they're introducing nasty butthole bacteria into their pussies. No thanks!

The Chinese entry into the asian massage biz seems to be problematically on several fronts. From here on out, I'm going avoid CAMPs and focus primarily on KAMPs and other venues.

[Elvis Lives]

I have heard of something like this.

To test a lady for STDs, when you are about to go at it, slide one or two of your fingers in her vagina that have lemon or lime juice on them. If she screams, she has some funk, sores, or perhaps STDs. This is what we called the " Lemon Test" back in the day.

Always use lemon juice when doing a "Rusty Trumpet".

[Niteluvr]

I know I'm in the minority here but I enjoy a big Bush and a strong scent. I like bitter dark chocolate, rare steak, sharp cheese and musky pussy. I used to have a Camp girl that would let me cream pie her then take me to the table shower to scrub the smell off. Unfortunately she moved too far north to visit regularly. Basically if anyone wants to send me in the direction of a hairy fragrant Chinese pussy I would appreciate it.

Can you describe the "scent" in detail to which you're referring? When I talk about stank pussy, I'm talking about days-old, fermented jizz (rotten tuna, anyone?) or a strong piss smell, like these ladies don't even wipe their pussies after taking a piss. And, from some of the smells I've encountered, I'm guessing that some CAMP ladies wipe ass forward, so they're introducing nasty butthole bacteria into their pussies. No thanks!