Massage Parlor Reports

[Jugglr123]

I know I'm in the minority here but I enjoy a big Bush and a strong scent. I like bitter dark chocolate, rare steak, sharp cheese and musky pussy. I used to have a Camp girl that would let me cream pie her then take me to the table shower to scrub the smell off. Unfortunately she moved too far north to visit regularly. Basically if anyone wants to send me in the direction of a hairy fragrant Chinese pussy I would appreciate it.

My man, great to know a fellow bush lover. (There are dozens of us!) I'd also appreciate any tips about hairy, bushy women.

[GunLvr]

I know I'm in the minority here but I enjoy a big Bush and a strong scent. I like bitter dark chocolate, rare steak, sharp cheese and musky pussy. I used to have a Camp girl that would let me cream pie her then take me to the table shower to scrub the smell off. Unfortunately she moved too far north to visit regularly. Basically if anyone wants to send me in the direction of a hairy fragrant Chinese pussy I would appreciate it.

I won't eat it or dick it, but I like to do the sneak smell of my fingers to see if it's ripe, but I'm little out there anyway, because I get a hard on smelling a chicken house in the hot summer or when I spray the doe in heat spray while I'm deer hunting, guess it's the redneck in me and there's a fetish for everyone. Hahaha.

[BigRon1969]

I'm going to be visiting your area next week (Marietta) And was looking for a trusted outcall provider (possibly incall if I don't need to go too far). Shoot me a PM with your recommendations and contacts Thanks.

[Bbinsider]

Can you describe the "scent" in detail to which you're referring? When I talk about stank pussy, I'm talking about days-old, fermented jizz (rotten tuna, anyone?) or a strong piss smell, like these ladies don't even wipe their pussies after taking a piss. And, from some of the smells I've encountered, I'm guessing that some CAMP ladies wipe ass forward, so they're introducing nasty butthole bacteria into their pussies. No thanks!

The Chinese entry into the asian massage biz seems to be problematically on several fronts. From here on out, I'm going avoid CAMPs and focus primarily on KAMPs and other venues.

[Elvis Lives]

I have heard of something like this.

To test a lady for STDs, when you are about to go at it, slide one or two of your fingers in her vagina that have lemon or lime juice on them. If she screams, she has some funk, sores, or perhaps STDs. This is what we called the " Lemon Test" back in the day.

Always use lemon juice when doing a "Rusty Trumpet".

[Niteluvr]

I know I'm in the minority here but I enjoy a big Bush and a strong scent. I like bitter dark chocolate, rare steak, sharp cheese and musky pussy. I used to have a Camp girl that would let me cream pie her then take me to the table shower to scrub the smell off. Unfortunately she moved too far north to visit regularly. Basically if anyone wants to send me in the direction of a hairy fragrant Chinese pussy I would appreciate it.

Can you describe the "scent" in detail to which you're referring? When I talk about stank pussy, I'm talking about days-old, fermented jizz (rotten tuna, anyone?) or a strong piss smell, like these ladies don't even wipe their pussies after taking a piss. And, from some of the smells I've encountered, I'm guessing that some CAMP ladies wipe ass forward, so they're introducing nasty butthole bacteria into their pussies. No thanks!

[BB Love]

Some of the girls that have been here a while have adapted, but most have not. A few years ago Chinese girls were showing off there under arm hair as some sort of anti-western movement. Also, you can look up the Yulin Dog Meat Festival. Dudes in wife beater shirts smoking cigarettes while cooking 'food'. The health standards are clearly different.

I know I'm in the minority here but I enjoy a big Bush and a strong scent. I like bitter dark chocolate, rare steak, sharp cheese and musky pussy. I used to have a Camp girl that would let me cream pie her then take me to the table shower to scrub the smell off. Unfortunately she moved too far north to visit regularly. Basically if anyone wants to send me in the direction of a hairy fragrant Chinese pussy I would appreciate it.

[BenderDundat]

Really? You have to ask? CAMPs are much worse. Korean women keep much cleaner sperm receptacles than their Chinese counterparts. I've encountered one stinky Korean pussy out of 800 or so in the past nine years (horrible). As for Chinese, even hate to FIV now because at least 80% smell like old piss or worse.

Won't go into details but stank pussy is extremely sensitive to jalapeno juice on a monger finger. A clean pussy is much less sensitive. Mexican dude taught me that one in El Paso back in the day.

Sorry I don't have any problems with the camps I see. But kamps get to wash and all really good anytime they get an entry there. . Camps if they are letting anyone in down there don't have that luxary for the most part because either no shower or if they do get caught washing there maybe trouble from boss. So I look for fresh camps and I find them. I'm not saying I have not found some stank but I'm not messing with stank.

Benderdundat.

[SpaKing]

What about the guys that have to smell the stench from their rotten asses? How the hell can these chicks grow up unable to take care of the most basic female hygiene.

You know the old saying. Once you get past the smell you got it licked. LOL. I have only run into two stinky Camp pussies. Out of hundreds. Seems like the ugly ones hav e the smelly cooters. Don't know why that is.

[Dick M Good]

I don't go that often so my info may be out dated on Tucker.

Where are the good CAMPs in Tucker? All of the Tucker KAMPs have closed down.

.

[Dudeatl]

I had to deal with smelly pussies twice recently both at CAMPs. Both times, I was over it once I got the whiff and left. I spent much more time over the years in KAMPs where I never experienced that. Are there more hygiene issues in the CAMPs?

Some of the girls that have been here a while have adapted, but most have not. A few years ago Chinese girls were showing off there under arm hair as some sort of anti-western movement. Also, you can look up the Yulin Dog Meat Festival. Dudes in wife beater shirts smoking cigarettes while cooking 'food'. The health standards are clearly different.

[HobbyMan51]

I have heard of something like this.

To test a lady for STDs, when you are about to go at it, slide one or two of your fingers in her vagina that have lemon or lime juice on them. If she screams, she has some funk, sores, or perhaps STDs. This is what we called the " Lemon Test" back in the day.

If she screams? Are you fucking kidding me? Let's pour some wintergreen on your privates and see how much you like it. Same thing. If I was a woman and some dickhead did that to me he would be minus a dick in a nanosecond.

[HobbyMan51]

What about the guys that have to smell the stench from their rotten asses? How the hell can these chicks grow up unable to take care of the most basic female hygiene.

Simple answer for you: guys don't "have to" smell anything so go play your fiddle somewhere else with that little whine. These ladies have to put up with plenty of us who go in there with stinky asses and smelly dicks who don't give a fuck how the provider is affected as long as they get what they want. If a provider doesn't measure up to your "personal" standards then go somewhere else instead of bitching and whining about it. Seems to me you already have an ax to grind against these women before you even walk through the door as evidenced by the words that you used in your post.

[Datsurman]

What about the guys that have to smell the stench from their rotten asses? How the hell can these chicks grow up unable to take care of the most basic female hygiene.

Are you saying that it would be ok to introduce a substance into their vaginas that might burn the hell out them in order to test their odor quotient?

[Jaguar57]

Drove by the other day and saw this, anyone have any Intel?

TIA,

Jag.