Massage Parlor Reports

**Dudeatl** · 02-27-19 14:58

Originally Posted by Bbinsider [View Original Post]

I had to deal with smelly pussies twice recently both at CAMPs. Both times, I was over it once I got the whiff and left. I spent much more time over the years in KAMPs where I never experienced that. Are there more hygiene issues in the CAMPs?

Some of the girls that have been here a while have adapted, but most have not. A few years ago Chinese girls were showing off there under arm hair as some sort of anti-western movement. Also, you can look up the Yulin Dog Meat Festival. Dudes in wife beater shirts smoking cigarettes while cooking 'food'. The health standards are clearly different.

**HobbyMan51** · 02-27-19 14:47

Originally Posted by Han57 [View Original Post]

I have heard of something like this.

To test a lady for STDs, when you are about to go at it, slide one or two of your fingers in her vagina that have lemon or lime juice on them. If she screams, she has some funk, sores, or perhaps STDs. This is what we called the " Lemon Test" back in the day.

If she screams? Are you fucking kidding me? Let's pour some wintergreen on your privates and see how much you like it. Same thing. If I was a woman and some dickhead did that to me he would be minus a dick in a nanosecond.

**HobbyMan51** · 02-27-19 14:43

Originally Posted by Datsurman [View Original Post]

What about the guys that have to smell the stench from their rotten asses? How the hell can these chicks grow up unable to take care of the most basic female hygiene.

Simple answer for you: guys don't "have to" smell anything so go play your fiddle somewhere else with that little whine. These ladies have to put up with plenty of us who go in there with stinky asses and smelly dicks who don't give a fuck how the provider is affected as long as they get what they want. If a provider doesn't measure up to your "personal" standards then go somewhere else instead of bitching and whining about it. Seems to me you already have an ax to grind against these women before you even walk through the door as evidenced by the words that you used in your post.

**Datsurman** · 02-27-19 10:58

What about the guys that have to smell the stench from their rotten asses? How the hell can these chicks grow up unable to take care of the most basic female hygiene.

Originally Posted by HobbyMan51 [View Original Post]

Are you saying that it would be ok to introduce a substance into their vaginas that might burn the hell out them in order to test their odor quotient?

**Jaguar57** · 02-27-19 10:46

Drove by the other day and saw this, anyone have any Intel?

TIA,

Jag.

**Niteluvr** · 02-27-19 09:50

Originally Posted by Han57 [View Original Post]

I have heard of something like this.

To test a lady for STDs, when you are about to go at it, slide one or two of your fingers in her vagina that have lemon or lime juice on them. If she screams, she has some funk, sores, or perhaps STDs. This is what we called the " Lemon Test" back in the day.

Bingo! I only knew about the Mexican version of that.

**Niteluvr** · 02-27-19 09:49

Originally Posted by HobbyMan51 [View Original Post]

Are you saying that it would be ok to introduce a substance into their vaginas that might burn the hell out them in order to test their odor quotient?

Torture? LOL. Nah, might sting a little but that's it. It's only bad if she has serious pussy rot and passes it on to the guy fucking her.

**Han57** · 02-27-19 09:25

Originally Posted by HobbyMan51 [View Original Post]

Are you saying that it would be ok to introduce a substance into their vaginas that might burn the hell out them in order to test their odor quotient?

I have heard of something like this.

To test a lady for STDs, when you are about to go at it, slide one or two of your fingers in her vagina that have lemon or lime juice on them. If she screams, she has some funk, sores, or perhaps STDs. This is what we called the " Lemon Test" back in the day.

**HobbyMan51** · 02-27-19 09:02

Originally Posted by Niteluvr [View Original Post]

Really? You have to ask? CAMPs are much worse. Korean women keep much cleaner sperm receptacles than their Chinese counterparts. I've encountered one stinky Korean pussy out of 800 or so in the past nine years (horrible). As for Chinese, even hate to FIV now because at least 80% smell like old piss or worse.

Won't go into details but stank pussy is extremely sensitive to jalapeno juice on a monger finger. A clean pussy is much less sensitive. Mexican dude taught me that one in El Paso back in the day.

Are you saying that it would be ok to introduce a substance into their vaginas that might burn the hell out them in order to test their odor quotient?

**Niteluvr** · 02-27-19 01:20

Originally Posted by Bbinsider [View Original Post]

I had to deal with smelly pussies twice recently both at CAMPs. Both times, I was over it once I got the whiff and left. I spent much more time over the years in KAMPs where I never experienced that. Are there more hygiene issues in the CAMPs?

Really? You have to ask? CAMPs are much worse. Korean women keep much cleaner sperm receptacles than their Chinese counterparts. I've encountered one stinky Korean pussy out of 800 or so in the past nine years (horrible). As for Chinese, even hate to FIV now because at least 80% smell like old piss or worse.

Won't go into details but stank pussy is extremely sensitive to jalapeno juice on a monger finger. A clean pussy is much less sensitive. Mexican dude taught me that one in El Paso back in the day.

**Bbinsider** · 02-27-19 00:50

Originally Posted by Niteluvr [View Original Post]

And a lot of them smell like shit anyway.

I had to deal with smelly pussies twice recently both at CAMPs. Both times, I was over it once I got the whiff and left. I spent much more time over the years in KAMPs where I never experienced that. Are there more hygiene issues in the CAMPs?

**HobbyMan51** · 02-26-19 18:47

Originally Posted by PewPewDolla [View Original Post]

Your comprehension level is too low my old perverted friend. On mobile IDGAF.

Kind of like my testosterone level.

**Niteluvr** · 02-26-19 18:40

Originally Posted by DickMGood [View Original Post]

I will give you some advice. When I got to an AMP I go to the Tucker, Doraville, Norcross triangle. I find the best bang for the buck there. Since the staffs change you can't be sure about quality so it might help to drop in and take a look around first.

Where are the good CAMPs in Tucker? All of the Tucker KAMPs have closed down.

**Okidokime** · 02-26-19 18:33

Originally Posted by Dudeatl [View Original Post]

They only reasons they care if you are married--avoid trouble if you mrs finds out, dating availability. The more legit girls worry more about bad karma, or something, and they probably want to date you. If they like you. The spa 18 / top v crowd don't care, but if your mrs brings heat they won't like that.

Facebook was exposed awhile ago that if you downloaded the App on your phone it tracked your contacts and numbers you called. The Facebook app would then pull those numbers you called, and match your contacts to your "People You May Know" in friends list.

Some working girls found out this "feature" when the clients they called had her Facebook profile recommended after calling her. If you called the AMP with your smart phone with the Facebook app installed your name would come up as a recommendation on their account. I would suggest to everyone here to not use Facebook if you've got this hobby.