Massage Parlor Reports

**Niteluvr** · 02-27-19 09:50

Originally Posted by Han57 [View Original Post]

I have heard of something like this.

To test a lady for STDs, when you are about to go at it, slide one or two of your fingers in her vagina that have lemon or lime juice on them. If she screams, she has some funk, sores, or perhaps STDs. This is what we called the " Lemon Test" back in the day.

Bingo! I only knew about the Mexican version of that.

**Niteluvr** · 02-27-19 09:49

Originally Posted by HobbyMan51 [View Original Post]

Are you saying that it would be ok to introduce a substance into their vaginas that might burn the hell out them in order to test their odor quotient?

Torture? LOL. Nah, might sting a little but that's it. It's only bad if she has serious pussy rot and passes it on to the guy fucking her.

**Han57** · 02-27-19 09:25

Originally Posted by HobbyMan51 [View Original Post]

Are you saying that it would be ok to introduce a substance into their vaginas that might burn the hell out them in order to test their odor quotient?

I have heard of something like this.

To test a lady for STDs, when you are about to go at it, slide one or two of your fingers in her vagina that have lemon or lime juice on them. If she screams, she has some funk, sores, or perhaps STDs. This is what we called the " Lemon Test" back in the day.

**HobbyMan51** · 02-27-19 09:02

Originally Posted by Niteluvr [View Original Post]

Really? You have to ask? CAMPs are much worse. Korean women keep much cleaner sperm receptacles than their Chinese counterparts. I've encountered one stinky Korean pussy out of 800 or so in the past nine years (horrible). As for Chinese, even hate to FIV now because at least 80% smell like old piss or worse.

Won't go into details but stank pussy is extremely sensitive to jalapeno juice on a monger finger. A clean pussy is much less sensitive. Mexican dude taught me that one in El Paso back in the day.

Are you saying that it would be ok to introduce a substance into their vaginas that might burn the hell out them in order to test their odor quotient?

**Niteluvr** · 02-27-19 01:20

Originally Posted by Bbinsider [View Original Post]

I had to deal with smelly pussies twice recently both at CAMPs. Both times, I was over it once I got the whiff and left. I spent much more time over the years in KAMPs where I never experienced that. Are there more hygiene issues in the CAMPs?

Really? You have to ask? CAMPs are much worse. Korean women keep much cleaner sperm receptacles than their Chinese counterparts. I've encountered one stinky Korean pussy out of 800 or so in the past nine years (horrible). As for Chinese, even hate to FIV now because at least 80% smell like old piss or worse.

Won't go into details but stank pussy is extremely sensitive to jalapeno juice on a monger finger. A clean pussy is much less sensitive. Mexican dude taught me that one in El Paso back in the day.

**Bbinsider** · 02-27-19 00:50

Originally Posted by Niteluvr [View Original Post]

And a lot of them smell like shit anyway.

I had to deal with smelly pussies twice recently both at CAMPs. Both times, I was over it once I got the whiff and left. I spent much more time over the years in KAMPs where I never experienced that. Are there more hygiene issues in the CAMPs?

**HobbyMan51** · 02-26-19 18:47

Originally Posted by PewPewDolla [View Original Post]

Your comprehension level is too low my old perverted friend. On mobile IDGAF.

Kind of like my testosterone level.

**Niteluvr** · 02-26-19 18:40

Originally Posted by DickMGood [View Original Post]

I will give you some advice. When I got to an AMP I go to the Tucker, Doraville, Norcross triangle. I find the best bang for the buck there. Since the staffs change you can't be sure about quality so it might help to drop in and take a look around first.

Where are the good CAMPs in Tucker? All of the Tucker KAMPs have closed down.

**Okidokime** · 02-26-19 18:33

Originally Posted by Dudeatl [View Original Post]

They only reasons they care if you are married--avoid trouble if you mrs finds out, dating availability. The more legit girls worry more about bad karma, or something, and they probably want to date you. If they like you. The spa 18 / top v crowd don't care, but if your mrs brings heat they won't like that.

Facebook was exposed awhile ago that if you downloaded the App on your phone it tracked your contacts and numbers you called. The Facebook app would then pull those numbers you called, and match your contacts to your "People You May Know" in friends list.

Some working girls found out this "feature" when the clients they called had her Facebook profile recommended after calling her. If you called the AMP with your smart phone with the Facebook app installed your name would come up as a recommendation on their account. I would suggest to everyone here to not use Facebook if you've got this hobby.

**PewPewDolla** · 02-26-19 18:16

Originally Posted by HobbyMan51 [View Original Post]

Uh, hmm, what?

Your comprehension level is too low my old perverted friend. On mobile IDGAF.

**HobbyMan51** · 02-26-19 14:35

Originally Posted by PewPewDolla [View Original Post]

I wish the same. Make me last even longer when the chick start complaining. It feel good though but goddamn pewpew get this over with. Suck losing your he kisser.

Uh, hmm, what?

**Dick M Good** · 02-26-19 13:39

I will give you some advice. When I got to an AMP I go to the Tucker, Doraville, Norcross triangle. I find the best bang for the buck there. Since the staffs change you can't be sure about quality so it might help to drop in and take a look around first.

Originally Posted by YngMngr [View Original Post]

Hey just started mongering this past year (kinda addicting) and need some direction. I've been looking for FS with young&attractive latinas. Granted I'm maxing at $$ until my situation changes.

I've been going to several. 6/. 4 CAMPs where theyre not as young or attractive. The exception being Adore thus far.

Also. Any direction for young & attractive AMPs in general? Thanks and hope to post more in the future.

**Makwah** · 02-26-19 11:52

Made a visit the other day. Negative past reviews but thought I'd try anyway. Sometimes these places do change. Not this time. Wanted 80/ hour. Opted for 60/45. Provider was older and unattractive. Place was so cold started shivering right away. Massage was terrible with hints of extras. At the end declined all extras and left.

**RedneckStud** · 02-26-19 10:50

Originally Posted by YngMngr [View Original Post]

Hey just started mongering this past year (kinda addicting) and need some direction. I've been looking for FS with young&attractive latinas. Granted I'm maxing at $$ until my situation changes.

I've been going to several. 6/. 4 CAMPs where theyre not as young or attractive. The exception being Adore thus far.

Also. Any direction for young & attractive AMPs in general? Thanks and hope to post more in the future.

It's considered to be rude to barge in and start asking such questions. You have no credibility as a monger with only one post. How do we know you're not LE?

Anyway, search the forums. No one is going to answer this question.

**PewPewDolla** · 02-26-19 10:09

Originally Posted by SpaKing [View Original Post]

At this stge of my life I would love to be a premature ejaculator. Save me some money with these gals. They have to bring their dog and pony show for me.

I wish the same. Make me last even longer when the chick start complaining. It feel good though but goddamn pewpew get this over with. Suck losing your he kisser.