Massage Parlor Reports

[Bob0324]

You guys are going to see more of the little used infraction "Veiled Cryptic Message" on these threads. As always, nobody forces you to post but if you do I need to know what you're saying.

For the fucking idiots that think you are somehow protecting chicks from our least favorite uncles by doing it, you're not. For like the 10 millionth time, cops don't use this forum to learn shit, nothing you guys write here is news to them. All they do, all day long, is develop info. As soon as somebody applies for a new MP license what do you think happens with that info? Before they even get the key to open the door from the landlord the cops know they are moving in there. Then they send somebody by to scope it out and when it's all hot chick workers and old guy customers guess what happens next? Besides, do you really think they don't know where the "muffler shop" is?

So all of you "please don't give the government worker more info guys" need to stop. Seriously, it's embarrassing how naive you look when you say it so stop.

A2

I thought this needed a bump.

If you look at the affidavit for the search warrant in Florida for placing the cameras it says EXACTLY what I wrote. "I looked up the license, I saw it was X who had the business license, I went to the place and observed and it was NOTHING BUT MALES GOING IN. Then they checked the trash and had the garbage checked for semen and put in the obligatory "I saw on online posts" but like every fucking time there were no screen shots nor copies of the reports from the "online posts." Why is that? Because it's not evidence, they put that shit in there because they know you guys are reading the affidavits and they want you to be afraid.

All that shit is public record, you can read what he wrote.

A2

[BpkbDude]

This isn't that hard to figure out. If you are on E Washington, your compass should be pointing North. Here's your only hint. Who played Captain Jack? And what show introduced him to the world? If you can't figure this one out then, it's to the locker for you. I've been to almost all the East Side places now (including Shanghai) and this is the best, unless you like the unique activities at BB (I don't).

Be nice if you could point a little in the right direction like SSW 100 degrees on the compass.

[Indiguy]

Can't speak for everyone, but most of us don't show up at a strip mall AMP in a chauffered limo. I'm sure Irsay drives himself.

At least in Indy the cops use the economy model on the AMPs. It's the most cost-effective way to accomplish nothing. They send a cop in for a rub and tug, maybe even send him in a few times to a few places. Once they know which ones they can bust, they send someone in, let it get to the HE stage and then send in the troops. Confiscate the money, arrest the girls and mamasan and alert the media.

They spend $500-$1000, confiscate $5-$10 k, show the public they're protecting them from the evil handjob and then let everyone go for 3-5 years, when they repeat, usually with the same mamasans.

My advice, don't get a massage in a place with a camera in the room.

My advice to the mamasans is since the cams were hidden, tell your gals to stay in the rooms at all times till the customer leaves.

[Jjbee62]

Long time lurker, first time poster. I have gotten quite a bit from this site and I must say thank you. With that being said, I came across this today and thought worthy of my first post. https://abcnews.go.com/US/england-pa...LX5aiDLU3cZNOU.

Ya'll be careful out there!

Can't speak for everyone, but most of us don't show up at a strip mall AMP in a chauffered limo. I'm sure Irsay drives himself.

At least in Indy the cops use the economy model on the AMPs. It's the most cost-effective way to accomplish nothing. They send a cop in for a rub and tug, maybe even send him in a few times to a few places. Once they know which ones they can bust, they send someone in, let it get to the HE stage and then send in the troops. Confiscate the money, arrest the girls and mamasan and alert the media.

They spend $500-$1000, confiscate $5-$10 k, show the public they're protecting them from the evil handjob and then let everyone go for 3-5 years, when they repeat, usually with the same mamasans.

My advice, don't get a massage in a place with a camera in the room.

[Prince Numenor]

Be nice if you could point a little in the right direction like SSW 100 degrees on the compass.

After an uninspiring trip to the U, I went to Captain Jack's. Remember, that place that can't be found unless you already know how to get there? Or if you have the right compass.

Let me just say Yo Ho. Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me. Drink up me hearties Yo Ho.

[BpkbDude]

After an uninspiring trip to the U, I went to Captain Jack's. Remember, that place that can't be found unless you already know how to get there? Or if you have the right compass.

Let me just say Yo Ho. Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me. Drink up me hearties Yo Ho.

[SinkTheMaine]

So, had a unique experience this afternoon. I had some out of office hours to run errands and felt a familiar urge to roll the dice and made an appointment with Chi Chi. When I showed up ten minutes early, Chi Chi was busy for another half-hour, so I almost left because I drew the older masseuse (never caught the name) that was sitting in the front working on needlepoint or something. She was my first massage there and I knew that there were no extras with her. But, I didn't have extra time to wait and I knew her massage was decent, so I thought "what the hell?" and stayed for the 60 minutes.

They gave me one of the three adjacent curtained rooms, which aren't as private as the other side or back areas. Someone else was in the middle of a session on the other side of the curtain, and I thought I heard the giggles of Chi Chi. Now I'm burning with envy. But oh well, here we are that's the hobby for ya.

RBI.

Visited twice recently, on the strength of recommendations here. Can't remember who I saw the first time, but the second was with Lisa start towell, not to finish, regrettably, but for the entire session. Both massages were excellent. The first featured some light teasing but no extras offered or available. Lisa was one of the stranger AMP providers I've seen. Like I said, gave an excellent massage and encouraged self-service. That's not how I like to roll so I gently declined, and she spent the rest of the session very playfully. Well, playing with me.

It was nowhere close to HE service, but I imagine would've still been enough to land her in the soup if I'd been LE. I had the clear feeling she has more on offer. Maybe next time. I'll be back just for the massage, with fingers crossed that the menu opens up as they see me more.

[Zen Adventurer]

I think I got the same young lady at Q Spa yesterday as previous post. Very cute - 7/10 - nice little body, adorable dimples, but totally encased in baggy sweats and a baggy T with absolutely no OTC contact and no real personality. I have to say, an outstanding massage head to toe. Professional quality and by itself worth the price. Lots of upsell on the flip, still no OTC contact, but managed a standard finish for the normal honorarium. She had loosened up by the flip and said she thought I was handsome. Wanted to know if I was single. Maybe that had something to do with it. But all in all, very mechanical. Would go for a massage and that's it unless a repeat visit garners more. Attention. Will keep you posted.

[Jal Lalabad]

Are they puffies? I love me some puffies.

Just perfect little raisin size. Not much puffiness of the slobber ring.

[RunForGold]

Took a trip to Banner yesterday, early afternoon, only customer there, got a younger, 7/10, petite provider and took the hour. Zero personality, I think I woke her up from a nap. Massage was more than bad, not much of an attempt to do anything other than spreading oil with her forearms. Absolutely no teasing, on the flip she covered me up with the towel, no touching of any kind, wanted $1 to touch OTC, tried to get more money for more time. Very strange encounter, won't go back.

[SeaArk]

Long time lurker, first time poster. I have gotten quite a bit from this site and I must say thank you. With that being said, I came across this today and thought worthy of my first post. https://abcnews.go.com/US/england-pa...LX5aiDLU3cZNOU.

Ya'll be careful out there!

[Indiguy]

Lots of mountain climbers out today. My climbing was interrupted twice and my car was almost hit by an anxious climber when I was leaving the mountain. Anna was my climbing partner and she seemed pretty tired. I guess she is in her 50's and she seemed like she has been doing an awful lot of climbing. Only female on the mountain. Nice twin peaks but couldn't get down to the valley. All was just a standard half hour outing. Might return if in the area.

Appreciate the report. I stopped in the other day and no one there but Ahnna, pronounced almost British. Anyway she was tall and nice body. I was actually looking for another gal but Anna seemed good enough. Plannng on going back since there is "something" about her.

[Fav6977]

So which one of you guys left their left eye nastiness on the head holder thingy at H or Phoenix? I guess it's not something a little Penicillin won't cure.

Tried to see Jamie this past week. I haven't seen her in a while and I miss those little titties. Couldn't ever connect and stood me up once. That's now twice standing me up in the past year. I hope she's doing okay.

AG.

Of which Jamie do you refer?

[TheBlindman]

Lots of mountain climbers out today. My climbing was interrupted twice and my car was almost hit by an anxious climber when I was leaving the mountain. Anna was my climbing partner and she seemed pretty tired. I guess she is in her 50's and she seemed like she has been doing an awful lot of climbing. Only female on the mountain. Nice twin peaks but couldn't get down to the valley. All was just a standard half hour outing. Might return if in the area.

[JohnFromHere]

So I have gone to a few places around indy and I have kind of observed these boards for tips. I suppose I should start contributing.

I've explored a few places around. East 10th street was my go to before it closed. I couldn't ever get an extended menu there, but the parking in the back in felt gave me a little more discretion.

Other than that I had had decent enough experiences at Arlington, Beach, and Jump Street.

Dahlia and whatever the one off Binford is called teased me enough but asked if I could finish myself. Damn shame.

Any tips on a place with a bigger menu? Or at least tips to get it?