Massage Parlor Reports

**Mister Hank** · 02-22-19 08:10

Long time monger from OH here to back up this point. I knew Mikki well from back in her Warren days and had the chance to see her again up your way last year. She is truly one of a kind and should be cherished.

We still have some top notch providers here in Warren for sure but nobody goes all out full PSE like MIKKI.

Enjoy every minute you can with her.

Oh. And to the poster who told the story about the picnic table. I think you may have missed the boat on that one. If Mikki wants you to take her out back and fuck her on the picnic table. Then you take her outside and fuck her on the picnic table! That is a memory I would gladly pay extra for.

Happy Mongering.

Originally Posted by TwistedBrother [View Original Post]

Yours seems like a glass-half-empty perspective. Consider the big picture. There's a gazillion AMP girls in the USA and around the world. For the vast majority (90-95 percent), it's a job born out of necessity or lack of better opportunities. The enthusiasm level of this majority of women, for having sex with strangers all day, ranges from zero (and even levels of hostility, sometimes) to moderately enthused and engaged, willing to provide a good experience for the cash.

Then there's the 5-10 percent who enjoy it to some extent and, the 1-2 percent (?) who enjoy it at the porn star level. That's Micki, who will eat your ass without being asked and all of the other goodies we like. It's simple, there just aren't many providers who are that much into it.

We have a regional, if not national treasure in Mikki. So my glass is half-full. It's very unlikely we have a future legend out there at that level (in Lansing or nearby) and if we do, well, then lightening has struck TWICE (in a good way). There are other "good" (not great) ones in Lansing or surrounding cities from time to time who are decent alternatives. It would be awesome if we all knew how to truly cultivate an AMP culture full of young, PSE providers. One of you international insiders needs to create a pipeline, LOL.

**Averily** · 02-19-19 16:44

Dropped in to see for myself. Wow what a huge place. Girl was attractive but not a spinner so must not have been Amy. She declined to give me her name but said if I come back she would tell me. Given that attitude and your review Ehhmm. No.

Went to the other one just north of this. The caliber of girls there has really declined. She said massage good you no like me? There is no elegant way out of that so I jibber jabbered something incomprehensible and bolted out the door.

Originally Posted by Choose [View Original Post]

I've been getting massages for many years and have just recently discovered this site. I decided to join the conversations and share my experiences.

For my first post I decided to TOFTT. I went to the new place at 4102 South Penn. Someone mentioned it last week so thought I'd give it a try. I've work all the shops in town on a regular basis. A cute little spinner named Amy was the only one working. So the interruptions happened 3 times. Maddening. The 30 minute back massage was okay. The flip was just fingertip touch all over but staying clear of the boys. It ended, I gave her a $10 tip. And left. I was working the charm to see where things might lead too. But no indication was given. Not going back.

**Choose** · 02-18-19 17:46

I was going to check out Lansing Accu but they were too busy. Must be the Mikki effect. So, I stopped in at Lansing Wellness across the street. She was just finishing up with a customer so I waited in the room for about 10 minutes. Massage was good. The flip was okay. She put oil in my hand. WTF! The provider wears some type of high waist underwear I couldn't get past. She let me roam otc and would let me go under her yoga pants but as soon as I tried to go under that tight ass girdle thing she would pulled away. Anyone know what that place and the provider is like? She was the only one working. Got interrupted a couple of times with customers showing up. Everything was standard otherwise. 65/20.

**Choose** · 02-18-19 16:49

I've been getting massages for many years and have just recently discovered this site. I decided to join the conversations and share my experiences.

For my first post I decided to TOFTT. I went to the new place at 4102 South Penn. Someone mentioned it last week so thought I'd give it a try. I've work all the shops in town on a regular basis. A cute little spinner named Amy was the only one working. So the interruptions happened 3 times. Maddening. The 30 minute back massage was okay. The flip was just fingertip touch all over but staying clear of the boys. It ended, I gave her a $10 tip. And left. I was working the charm to see where things might lead too. But no indication was given. Not going back.

**LigmaPatient0** · 02-18-19 11:01

Originally Posted by SlapShot69 [View Original Post]

Do you know if you can call ahead and schedule with Mikki? I always just dropped in at the islands. Would be nice to know what your going to get. Just curious if anyone has ever scheduled an appointment.

Don't know I don't make appointments for FS.

**BayCityGuy** · 02-18-19 10:55

I was on 69 driving by from some weekend fun a little after noon on Sunday. And looked over at Hawaii. There were 2 state cars right outside on the road near the entrance. I hope it was just a coincidence but it looked a little funny.

**JeepsRule** · 02-18-19 10:23

Originally Posted by SlapShot69 [View Original Post]

Do you know if you can call ahead and schedule with Mikki? I always just dropped in at the islands. Would be nice to know what your going to get. Just curious if anyone has ever scheduled an appointment.

I have been doing that with Mikki for years, it was after I was in a session with her when someone else showed up claiming an appointment and she left me and a replacement was sent in.

**SlapShot69** · 02-18-19 08:49

Originally Posted by LigmaPatient0 [View Original Post]

Ok sorry for the late review, but after getting blue balled by kitten over some miscommunication. I decided to head to Lansing Acu for a quick Table shower and a quickie.

But to my surprise I found the legend there and OMG thank you kitten for going silent on me. I only brought 160 because I wasnt expecting much because the talent wasnt that great there but that was damage if anyone was wondering. Not much more to say about the legend except that she wanted a second go after my first pop, had to turn it down couldn't be too exhausted for work. And after we finished she offered a threesome next week with a younger more petite girl. OMG I love this women.

Do you know if you can call ahead and schedule with Mikki? I always just dropped in at the islands. Would be nice to know what your going to get. Just curious if anyone has ever scheduled an appointment.

**LigmaPatient0** · 02-17-19 12:56

Originally Posted by Member#4025 [View Original Post]

I just called the number in the ad and spoke with an Asian gal (pretty good English); she said location used to be chiropracotor's office; massage now. She said best to call ahead; she's only one working at the moment, but at times more than one will be working. Yelp ad has links to Blessings Massage (Asia Massage on Lake Lansing Road and a number of locations in Flint and Grand Rapids I believe. Previous reports for Blessings indicate few HE, but of course YMMV).

Well thanks for the Intel, I'm going to pass on this one then since they're affiliated with the one on lake lansing road and I had bad experiences with them, not wasting my money again on a YMMV experience.

**Member #4025** · 02-17-19 12:25

Originally Posted by LigmaPatient0 [View Original Post]

The only "Asian Pen" I could find is this one, looks new to me from Googling the address but the place is called capital city chiropractic. I might scout it out tomorrow.

https://cityxguide.com/escorts/grand...-4958-15635117

I just called the number in the ad and spoke with an Asian gal (pretty good English); she said location used to be chiropracotor's office; massage now. She said best to call ahead; she's only one working at the moment, but at times more than one will be working. Yelp ad has links to Blessings Massage (Asia Massage on Lake Lansing Road and a number of locations in Flint and Grand Rapids I believe. Previous reports for Blessings indicate few HE, but of course YMMV).

**Shoeless1951** · 02-17-19 12:19

Originally Posted by LigmaPatient0 [View Original Post]

The only "Asian Pen" I could find is this one, looks new to me from Googling the address but the place is called capital city chiropractic. I might scout it out tomorrow.

https://cityxguide.com/escorts/grand...-4958-15635117

I noticed the place a couple of weeks ago while driving down S. Penn, it is in the building once occupied a chiropractor just north of Cavanaugh, have not checked it as of yet.

**Shoeless1951** · 02-17-19 12:14

Has anybody had any recent experiences with the Asian Lady who works only evenings and weekends on West Saginaw Hwy? I saw her one time over a year ago and left happy. Just wondering if she is worth going back to see again.

**LigmaPatient0** · 02-17-19 11:15

Originally Posted by Member#4025 [View Original Post]

Not Bandit, but I assumed 'Asia Pen' meant 'Eastern Zen' on Pennsylvania. I wish guys could report the simple things straight. Bandit as TW suggests, 'give us SOMEthing'.

The only "Asian Pen" I could find is this one, looks new to me from Googling the address but the place is called capital city chiropractic. I might scout it out tomorrow.

https://cityxguide.com/escorts/grand...-4958-15635117

**Member #4025** · 02-17-19 10:22

Originally Posted by TwistedBrother [View Original Post]

Well, if you read the forum, you will not see any reports on FS at ANY other AMP. For you to say that and not provide any evidence is rather disingenuous. In fact, several of your posts are about striking out. Yes, you said "Shoot score," but not FS and what does "Asia Pen" mean? Typo? Can you clear that up? I understand the need for discretion, sometimes greater in some places than others, but ya got to give us SOMEthing, man!

Not Bandit, but I assumed 'Asia Pen' meant 'Eastern Zen' on Pennsylvania. I wish guys could report the simple things straight. Bandit as TW suggests, 'give us SOMEthing'.

**LigmaPatient0** · 02-16-19 20:31

Ok sorry for the late review, but after getting blue balled by kitten over some miscommunication. I decided to head to Lansing Acu for a quick Table shower and a quickie.

But to my surprise I found the legend there and OMG thank you kitten for going silent on me. I only brought 160 because I wasnt expecting much because the talent wasnt that great there but that was damage if anyone was wondering. Not much more to say about the legend except that she wanted a second go after my first pop, had to turn it down couldn't be too exhausted for work. And after we finished she offered a threesome next week with a younger more petite girl. OMG I love this women.