Massage Parlor Reports

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In relation to a recent post about an expanded menu at a standard, local AMP, I can attest that I've been both victorious and defeated in this endeavor.

It's been about 15 years but a place off Franconia Rd, still there, offered the menu on a 2nd visit. I went back 2 more times within a couple months and enjoyed a really beautiful girl with a great body (she had a small patch on her upper back, maybe to quit smoking? Maybe birth control?) Anyway, it was great. I didn't have to go to DC to Vermont St and climb stairs.

But I've also been promised and then had those promises broken. Actually, this has more often been the case. It becomes apparent quickly when you realize you've been sold a promise that won't come true. Similar to your local car or insurance salesman. For this, I have had the mindset that our local nova AMPs are HE and not FS.

I've resorted to going across the water when the fever hits. That said, one can continue to dream, and hope to be proven wrong.

You don't have to dream. Use "across the water" to your advantage. Search the forum until you find a few promising reports and plan a trip. Your attitude should be from Training Day: they have Today and Today only to prove your patronage. If they try to flake like below:

Meh, what a rip-off.

Since it's near me I decided to give it a try. I walked in, met Mya. Opted for 1 h for. 8. Had a so so TS and a mediocre massage with free roaming.

Then on the flip, she asked and I told her I wanted her to take all off, give me BBBJ and let me DATY for. 8 . But she refused that it's not enough. I went up to $ and $. 2 (I know, I need to work on my determination). She insisted they don't do BBBJ asked if I had condom which I did. I said if CBJ then it's only. 8 (I might have accidentally said $). In the end she gave me CBJ and a very short DATY. All's done and I gave her $ and she said I said $. 2 but that's only for BBBJ which it wasn't. After 5 min of insisting and giving me a life lesson about protected sex (meh it was only BJ) because I'm young (I'm in my 3 x but I look younger on outside due to being Asian, duh). I just thought screw this and gave her. 2 more for a total of $. 2 tip + . 8 on the house for a CBJ. Total damage is $$. Rip-off, not going to come back.

You'll have the strength to decline and reallocate your remaining funds "across the water" to complete your mission. 90% of the time they'll decide to honor the initial agreement. The other 10% you'll cross them off your list and reward someone who actually wants your business.

You don't have to dream. But you will have to put in extra work and sometimes extra funds to find the hidden local gems. This forum makes it easy to stand on the shoulders of giants.

[OnlyAOne]

Has anyone dreamed in any of these situations and if so recommendation would be very much appreciated please feel free to pm of you prefer. Thank you.

I have visited the centreville location and always have an unbelievable time.

[DoctorDoctor]

Happens, especially when the co-pilot clicks autopilot, must complete mission or be damned.

Nowadays, before filing a flight plan I map out know landing sites. Where you can parachute in safely.

Had the day off Friday and decided to monger. My first stop was the Latina beauty parlor on Columbia Pike and Glebe road. My 3rd visit in several years and I won't be dumb enough to go back. Years ago it was a good time, but my last time was awful. Got a old Latina female that gave me a massage and on the flip wanted 50 to give a HE. The HE was horrible, but she used a wash cloth to finish me off. A cold wet towel. I made her quit and didn't let her finished. I was so pissed from this horrible HE that I was like I'm not wasting my batch on this trash.

Next I checked the map and say Shirlington was very close. Hmmm I said let's go. I drove over and only saw street parking with no spots open, plus a group of men was loitering near the entrance and I said oh hell no and made the drive to Annandale.

My first stop was Annandale Oldness, I mean wellness. I was never so happy when the very old trying to be sexy grandmother said too busy. Come back in 45 minutes. I then left for my next stop..

[Member #6804]

Had the day off Friday and decided to monger. My first stop was the Latina beauty parlor on Columbia Pike and Glebe road. My 3rd visit in several years and I won't be dumb enough to go back. Years ago it was a good time, but my last time was awful. Got a old Latina female that gave me a massage and on the flip wanted 50 to give a HE. The HE was horrible, but she used a wash cloth to finish me off. A cold wet towel. I made her quit and didn't let her finished. I was so pissed from this horrible HE that I was like I'm not wasting my batch on this trash.

Next I checked the map and say Shirlington was very close. Hmmm I said let's go. I drove over and only saw street parking with no spots open, plus a group of men was loitering near the entrance and I said oh hell no and made the drive to Annandale.

My first stop was Annandale Oldness, I mean wellness. I was never so happy when the very old trying to be sexy grandmother said too busy. Come back in 45 minutes. I then left for my next stop.

Final stop was at Sun Star. This had to be the place because I had to pick up my kid soon. Sun star was with older Korean lady close to 60. She was nice, but wasn't hot. She did give me a fake BJ and I ended up finishing from that.

Waste of day and over 200 Biggest disappointment was the Latina place. I waited a hour for that lame experience. I should have just went to a Korean Apt and got someone hot.

Thanks for the heads up, I was contemplating going to the Columbia Pike location and now I know better.

[TheAverageJoe]

Sorry CoolWays, was out of pocket but meant to respond. House fee was normal for the area, and tipping pretty standard, $6.

Can you share the house fee and total damages.

Thank you.

[SpaSearcher]

Had the day off Friday and decided to monger. My first stop was the Latina beauty parlor on Columbia Pike and Glebe road. My 3rd visit in several years and I won't be dumb enough to go back. Years ago it was a good time, but my last time was awful. Got a old Latina female that gave me a massage and on the flip wanted 50 to give a HE. The HE was horrible, but she used a wash cloth to finish me off. A cold wet towel. I made her quit and didn't let her finished. I was so pissed from this horrible HE that I was like I'm not wasting my batch on this trash.

Next I checked the map and say Shirlington was very close. Hmmm I said let's go. I drove over and only saw street parking with no spots open, plus a group of men was loitering near the entrance and I said oh hell no and made the drive to Annandale.

My first stop was Annandale Oldness, I mean wellness. I was never so happy when the very old trying to be sexy grandmother said too busy. Come back in 45 minutes. I then left for my next stop.

Final stop was at Sun Star. This had to be the place because I had to pick up my kid soon. Sun star was with older Korean lady close to 60. She was nice, but wasn't hot. She did give me a fake BJ and I ended up finishing from that.

Waste of day and over 200 Biggest disappointment was the Latina place. I waited a hour for that lame experience. I should have just went to a Korean Apt and got someone hot.

I'm flying into town tomorrow and have been looking at some reviews, thanks for the info. Last time I was there I stopped into Shirlington and had a good time with a younger lady. Mind sending over any info on the korean apt you mentioned? I've heard so many mixed things about that scene in dc.

[Bacon Bread]

Had a good experience with Happy last week. I'd say she's around 40 or so. Pretty nice body, not huge tits but nice.

Good TS and massage. After the flip got Greenbelt service for around the Greenbelt price.

For those who don't know, there's parking in the rear and a rear entrance.

[Jim Rob]

Had the day off Friday and decided to monger. My first stop was the Latina beauty parlor on Columbia Pike and Glebe road. My 3rd visit in several years and I won't be dumb enough to go back. Years ago it was a good time, but my last time was awful. Got a old Latina female that gave me a massage and on the flip wanted 50 to give a HE. The HE was horrible, but she used a wash cloth to finish me off. A cold wet towel. I made her quit and didn't let her finished. I was so pissed from this horrible HE that I was like I'm not wasting my batch on this trash.

Next I checked the map and say Shirlington was very close. Hmmm I said let's go. I drove over and only saw street parking with no spots open, plus a group of men was loitering near the entrance and I said oh hell no and made the drive to Annandale.

My first stop was Annandale Oldness, I mean wellness. I was never so happy when the very old trying to be sexy grandmother said too busy. Come back in 45 minutes. I then left for my next stop.

Final stop was at Sun Star. This had to be the place because I had to pick up my kid soon. Sun star was with older Korean lady close to 60. She was nice, but wasn't hot. She did give me a fake BJ and I ended up finishing from that.

Waste of day and over 200 Biggest disappointment was the Latina place. I waited a hour for that lame experience. I should have just went to a Korean Apt and got someone hot.

[CoolWays]

Has anyone dreamed in any of these situations and if so recommendation would be very much appreciated please feel free to pm of you prefer. Thank you.

[JoeHat58]

In relation to a recent post about an expanded menu at a standard, local AMP, I can attest that I've been both victorious and defeated in this endeavor.

It's been about 15 years but a place off Franconia Rd, still there, offered the menu on a 2nd visit. I went back 2 more times within a couple months and enjoyed a really beautiful girl with a great body (she had a small patch on her upper back, maybe to quit smoking? Maybe birth control?) Anyway, it was great. I didn't have to go to DC to Vermont St and climb stairs.

But I've also been promised and then had those promises broken. Actually, this has more often been the case. It becomes apparent quickly when you realize you've been sold a promise that won't come true. Similar to your local car or insurance salesman. For this, I have had the mindset that our local nova AMPs are HE and not FS.

I've resorted to going across the water when the fever hits. That said, one can continue to dream, and hope to be proven wrong.

[GilBang]

It's a similar setting to eastern spa on Rolling Rd if you've been.

Sorry, never been to Eastern before.

[TheOuroboros]

Good looking out, does she have a TS at her place?

It's a similar setting to eastern spa on Rolling Rd if you've been.

[Titan Omega]

Used to come quite frequently, figured I'd warm her up to an expanded menu and was promised the same thing. When push came to shove she shook her head and said HE only. Never went back. I'm not sure why they would make empty promises to entice and then not deliver? I guess they don't like garnering loyalty from repeat consumers.

Oh yeah I had high hopes. Might have to make the trip back rolling road or go independent.

[PilotAviator]

I can't seem to find the ads of Tara (off of gallows). I've seen the ads for Nikki but not for the other. Can someone please BC me.

Just like snowbirds, some of the Thai ladies also take a winter break. Tara returns from the land of smiles in early March.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

[Jay1646]

Hey everyone! New guy here!

I live in the 757 but come up to NoVa often.

Trying to look for a good busty provider.

So far two have caught my eye: Kennedy and Alexis at edenmodels. Anyone have any experience or point me in the direction of a better girl?? Thanks.