Massage Parlor Reports

**StarFleet** · 02-17-19 00:55

Originally Posted by MotorheadBiker [View Original Post]

I don't date usually. But found a date(single mom) via a friend of mine. She is 39 and I am 32. To build a trust we met a couple times at a restaurant. She invited me home yesterday but couldn't move more than a DFK or LFK. She kicked me out politely LOL. How do I approach? Is this a general tactics of a women?

Don't date single mothers.

And heed HobbyMan's advice and consult your nearest not-a-monger-site.

**RogerWilico** · 02-16-19 22:12

Originally Posted by MotorheadBiker [View Original Post]

I don't date usually. But found a date(single mom) via a friend of mine. She is 39 and I am 32. To build a trust we met a couple times at a restaurant. She invited me home yesterday but couldn't move more than a DFK or LFK. She kicked me out politely LOL. How do I approach? Is this a general tactics of a women?

I think you have come to the wrong place LOL. However, patience is a virtue, my friend. Obviously she holds herself in high standards and she is likely looking for a long term relationship, not just some fuckship. If you're looking for that also, be patient. If you're in it for the other, then you're just likely wasting her time.

**Tarl66** · 02-16-19 21:43

Originally Posted by MotorheadBiker [View Original Post]

I don't date usually. But found a date(single mom) via a friend of mine. She is 39 and I am 32. To build a trust we met a couple times at a restaurant. She invited me home yesterday but couldn't move more than a DFK or LFK. She kicked me out politely LOL. How do I approach? Is this a general tactics of a women?

For love and life read The Art of Seduction and The 48 Laws of Power by Robert Greene.

**SpaKing** · 02-16-19 21:16

Originally Posted by MotorheadBiker [View Original Post]

I don't date usually. But found a date(single mom) via a friend of mine. She is 39 and I am 32. To build a trust we met a couple times at a restaurant. She invited me home yesterday but couldn't move more than a DFK or LFK. She kicked me out politely LOL. How do I approach? Is this a general tactics of a women?

Deep French kiss ain't terrible for the first private encounter. Have a little patience my man. Or give them enough booze to give them an excuse. They have to keep their self respect. I had one gal I used to work with. Never made a play for me. Then about a year after I left that job, a car pulled by me on the expressway. Honking and told me to pull over. It was her. Came up to my drivers window and gave me a deep french kiss. Told me to come over she and her husband were getting a divorce. First night over, she sent me home with a sever case of blue balls. Made out and some petting but no nut. Told me to come back tomorrow. I said look I aint in highschool anymore. Can't stand it. ,. she said come back you won't leave with boue balls. She was right. Ran with her for about 6 months. ,. one of the best blow jobs I ever had. Great pussy too.

**Rsb621** · 02-16-19 20:42

Originally Posted by Rsb621 [View Original Post]

The last few times I been by sign not on. Maybe I just went by wrong times.

I thought they got shut down a couple months back and I have passed several times since and appeared closed until recently.

**SpaKing** · 02-16-19 15:53

Originally Posted by HobbyMan51 [View Original Post]

This thread is for massage parlor reports, my friend. I would recommend a consult with Dear Abby or Dr. Ruth for a better place to seek advice for your problem.

Hilarious. Can you imagiine seeking sex advice from Dr. Ruth. Holy shit. Who would bang that ol fossil? Plus they don't call them Heebs JAPS for nuthin. Favorite wine is I want to go to Miami.

**VMackey02** · 02-16-19 14:40

Originally Posted by MotorheadBiker [View Original Post]

I don't date usually. But found a date(single mom) via a friend of mine. She is 39 and I am 32. To build a trust we met a couple times at a restaurant. She invited me home yesterday but couldn't move more than a DFK or LFK. She kicked me out politely LOL. How do I approach? Is this a general tactics of a women?

Nothing says I love you like two crisp Benjamines on the nightstand.

**Aaron Hamlet** · 02-16-19 14:37

Originally Posted by MotorheadBiker [View Original Post]

I don't date usually. But found a date(single mom) via a friend of mine. She is 39 and I am 32. To build a trust we met a couple times at a restaurant. She invited me home yesterday but couldn't move more than a DFK or LFK. She kicked me out politely LOL. How do I approach? Is this a general tactics of a women?

She's not yet ready to consummate and you tried moving too fast. A polite kick out is a good sign. She wants you, just not yet. If you like her, avoid conversations like, "I gave the last girl $100 and she was sucking my dick within 3 minutes of us meeting. Whats up with you?".

**Worf359** · 02-16-19 13:10

Originally Posted by MotorheadBiker [View Original Post]

I don't date usually. But found a date(single mom) via a friend of mine. She is 39 and I am 32. To build a trust we met a couple times at a restaurant. She invited me home yesterday but couldn't move more than a DFK or LFK. She kicked me out politely LOL. How do I approach? Is this a general tactics of a women?

Just tell her that the last time you had sex doggie style you lasted over a hour and a half. Now that's only 4 1/2 minutes in human time but it sounds good.

**HobbyMan51** · 02-16-19 12:06

Originally Posted by MotorheadBiker [View Original Post]

I don't date usually. But found a date(single mom) via a friend of mine. She is 39 and I am 32. To build a trust we met a couple times at a restaurant. She invited me home yesterday but couldn't move more than a DFK or LFK. She kicked me out politely LOL. How do I approach? Is this a general tactics of a women?

This thread is for massage parlor reports, my friend. I would recommend a consult with Dear Abby or Dr. Ruth for a better place to seek advice for your problem.

**MotorheadBiker** · 02-16-19 10:53

I don't date usually. But found a date(single mom) via a friend of mine. She is 39 and I am 32. To build a trust we met a couple times at a restaurant. She invited me home yesterday but couldn't move more than a DFK or LFK. She kicked me out politely LOL. How do I approach? Is this a general tactics of a women?

**Mike454** · 02-16-19 09:38

Originally Posted by RunningGuy10 [View Original Post]

Do you mind giving a few more details around what moved the massage from legit to a good time? I have seen Lisa at Elite a couple times and have never been able to get her to do more. I was rubbing her leg and ass, but nothing.

Her massage has always been great and I leave 60/10. Something about that fat camel I really need to conquer.

Not quite sure what gives, especially with her incredulous comments about how good looking I am (I am good looking, but I know she is also very full of shit. LOL.

Thanks in advance for the help.

I don't think she's too keen on giving up that camel, if you tipping 10.00. She cares a LOT more about the benjamins, than "how good looking she thinks you are" LOL.

**ODog2010** · 02-15-19 19:28

I'm guessing they are still in limbo. I walked in today but got turned away. Booked until Tuesday.

Originally Posted by Rsb621 [View Original Post]

Just passed by oasis in Gainesville and open sign back on.

**SpaKing** · 02-15-19 15:26

Originally Posted by RunningGuy10 [View Original Post]

Do you mind giving a few more details around what moved the massage from legit to a good time? I have seen Lisa at Elite a couple times and have never been able to get her to do more. I was rubbing her leg and ass, but nothing.

Her massage has always been great and I leave 60/10. Something about that fat camel I really need to conquer.

Not quite sure what gives, especially with her incredulous comments about how good looking I am (I am good looking, but I know she is also very full of shit. LOL

Thanks in advance for the help.

He says I am good looking. Tips $10. Want me tho show you how an old tired ugly mo fo walks in with at least a Benjamin tip and knocks it out?