Massage Parlor Reports

[SpaKing]

This thread is for massage parlor reports, my friend. I would recommend a consult with Dear Abby or Dr. Ruth for a better place to seek advice for your problem.

Hilarious. Can you imagiine seeking sex advice from Dr. Ruth. Holy shit. Who would bang that ol fossil? Plus they don't call them Heebs JAPS for nuthin. Favorite wine is I want to go to Miami.

[VMackey02]

I don't date usually. But found a date(single mom) via a friend of mine. She is 39 and I am 32. To build a trust we met a couple times at a restaurant. She invited me home yesterday but couldn't move more than a DFK or LFK. She kicked me out politely LOL. How do I approach? Is this a general tactics of a women?

Nothing says I love you like two crisp Benjamines on the nightstand.

[Aaron Hamlet]

I don't date usually. But found a date(single mom) via a friend of mine. She is 39 and I am 32. To build a trust we met a couple times at a restaurant. She invited me home yesterday but couldn't move more than a DFK or LFK. She kicked me out politely LOL. How do I approach? Is this a general tactics of a women?

She's not yet ready to consummate and you tried moving too fast. A polite kick out is a good sign. She wants you, just not yet. If you like her, avoid conversations like, "I gave the last girl $100 and she was sucking my dick within 3 minutes of us meeting. Whats up with you?".

[Worf359]

I don't date usually. But found a date(single mom) via a friend of mine. She is 39 and I am 32. To build a trust we met a couple times at a restaurant. She invited me home yesterday but couldn't move more than a DFK or LFK. She kicked me out politely LOL. How do I approach? Is this a general tactics of a women?

Just tell her that the last time you had sex doggie style you lasted over a hour and a half. Now that's only 4 1/2 minutes in human time but it sounds good.

[HobbyMan51]

I don't date usually. But found a date(single mom) via a friend of mine. She is 39 and I am 32. To build a trust we met a couple times at a restaurant. She invited me home yesterday but couldn't move more than a DFK or LFK. She kicked me out politely LOL. How do I approach? Is this a general tactics of a women?

This thread is for massage parlor reports, my friend. I would recommend a consult with Dear Abby or Dr. Ruth for a better place to seek advice for your problem.

[MotorheadBiker]

I don't date usually. But found a date(single mom) via a friend of mine. She is 39 and I am 32. To build a trust we met a couple times at a restaurant. She invited me home yesterday but couldn't move more than a DFK or LFK. She kicked me out politely LOL. How do I approach? Is this a general tactics of a women?

[Mike454]

Do you mind giving a few more details around what moved the massage from legit to a good time? I have seen Lisa at Elite a couple times and have never been able to get her to do more. I was rubbing her leg and ass, but nothing.

Her massage has always been great and I leave 60/10. Something about that fat camel I really need to conquer.

Not quite sure what gives, especially with her incredulous comments about how good looking I am (I am good looking, but I know she is also very full of shit. LOL.

Thanks in advance for the help.

I don't think she's too keen on giving up that camel, if you tipping 10.00. She cares a LOT more about the benjamins, than "how good looking she thinks you are" LOL.

[ODog2010]

I'm guessing they are still in limbo. I walked in today but got turned away. Booked until Tuesday.

Just passed by oasis in Gainesville and open sign back on.

[SpaKing]

Do you mind giving a few more details around what moved the massage from legit to a good time? I have seen Lisa at Elite a couple times and have never been able to get her to do more. I was rubbing her leg and ass, but nothing.

Her massage has always been great and I leave 60/10. Something about that fat camel I really need to conquer.

Not quite sure what gives, especially with her incredulous comments about how good looking I am (I am good looking, but I know she is also very full of shit. LOL

Thanks in advance for the help.

He says I am good looking. Tips $10. Want me tho show you how an old tired ugly mo fo walks in with at least a Benjamin tip and knocks it out?

[JackAndJ]

Canton House has great Fried Shrimp if that's what you're asking for.

LOL!

That's a good one! LOL.

[JackAndJ]

The other site has a review and it was rated 5/5 on provider, massage, and services across the board. Leave happy, everything available, tip what you want, located exactly 3. 3 miles south of 3450 Cobb Pkwy Ste 190 & Shill Street. https://atlanta.rubratings.com/128930.

The other site is misleading IMHO. Been there several times and tried all the girls already, massage was great, env. Is very clean, service was legit & therapeutic only. No touch allowed, don't even think about HE. If you are looking for some real legit massage, this is the place to go. Otherwise, go to somewhere else.

[Niteluvr]

Has anybody been to Yama? Is it a JAMP or just another KAMP? I was also wondering if there are any parlors with Latinas in the area.

Yama is a KAMP. You can usually find a Latina or two at Spring Spa on Manchester St. In Atlanta.

[VMackey02]

Canton House has great Fried Shrimp if that's what you're asking for.

If you make it over Troop, order the 69. Best Mooshu pork in all of Georgia. Sweet, moist and just bursting with flavor. As a caveat, it can get a bit salty late at night after a busy day and this may be due to cross contamination so try and get there early when its fresh.

[NoswtTea]

The other site has a review and it was rated 5/5 on provider, massage, and services across the board. Leave happy, everything available, tip what you want, located exactly 3. 3 miles south of 3450 Cobb Pkwy Ste 190 & Shill Street. https://atlanta.rubratings.com/128930.

Massage Now is legit. They did get 5 stars for a good massage though, not the finish.

The ad you posted is actually for Asian Massage on Cobb Pkwy in Acworth, used to be JSpa which was legit, but maybe they have offerings now.

[VMackey02]

Has anybody been to Yama? Is it a JAMP or just another KAMP? I was also wondering if there are any parlors with Latinas in the area.

And if anyone out there knows of a VAMP, for the love of god, let me know! I have heard urban legends of Nail Salons doing the deed in a back room with a massage bed but have never found one. A friend of mine in Northern VA was getting jacked in the back room while his wife was getting her nails done out front for a while. After that, he always wanted to go with her when she got her nails done.