Massage Parlor Reports

[Mrlefty]

DD Spa in the Kentlands. I stopped by there today. It seemed like I was going to get a bit lucky, but no dice. Just a straight up massage which was OKish, and no other options on the menu.

I miss the old days.

[Climaxxxx]

Unforgettable. Hope her hip has mended. Glad to here she's ok.

She is doing okay. Still in Florida, in spas, not part of the busts there. I wish she would come back, we would sponsor that but no. Alas.

[DCHung]

She is doing okay. Still in Florida, in spas, not part of the busts there. I wish she would come back, we would sponsor that but no. Alas.

Thank you for the update. I'm glad she's doing ok.

[Jokester1]

She is doing okay. Still in Florida, in spas, not part of the busts there. I wish she would come back, we would sponsor that but no. Alas.

She still appears in my dreams--day and night. Who knows what she might do if business does not recover soon down there.

[Ginger Man]

She is doing okay. Still in Florida, in spas, not part of the busts there. I wish she would come back, we would sponsor that but no. Alas.

[JMatthews41]

Great post jmatthews. For clarity was he available at amma?

Had a much more recent dream of this place and found an unattractive 60 year old who did provide HE but I would not recommend.

[SpicySticks]

LE has targeted Advanced Health on RV pike. Avoid avoid avoid.

[Horsetrader]

... I'm in contact with a few. Some were just girls based in Asia asking to invest money in bitcoins. I trashed those.....

Your experiences are similar to mine. Don't bet that they were even girls in Asia. One was particularly persistent with me until I said "I think you are a fat old man sitting in a stinky room in the slums of China. " He admitted he was a man who was just trying to earn some money in Thailand. It's not always bitcoin, sometimes gold or silver or whatever.

You have two tools to check who is on the other end of a WeChat message. First, ask to video chat. Only once in the USA did I find the beauty in the profile picture (your chances are much better in Asia). Second, ask them to show their location, which is an option of the "+" sign at the bottom of a WeChat text session.

Don't ignore the WeChat massage girls who might find you through people nearby.

[BrunoB98]

WeChat is a question of luck but at least it's legit and LE can't poke their nose there. I'm in contact with a few. Some were just girls based in Asia asking to invest money in bitcoins. I trashed those. I got lucky with one and one is enough for extra free fun. Slim, married, cute, extremely clean and hungry for action. I have the luxury to be able to bring her home once in a while. She is very friendly and like her. It could be seen as an affair but it's not. I'm just tired of MoCo useless places. I even have received presents for my birthday and Val's day. It takes time to get their trust and you need to be careful with the words you use when chatting with Asian women. But once you gain their trust. Bingo!! Another one might open up soon. Good luck!

[Sfrancis118]

Good afternoon,

First time poster but not a novice. This site has been invaluable since BP went down so I thought it was about time I reciprocated.

Note: I'm not big on AMPs so my reviews of them should be taken with a grain of salt. I do frequent them when my options are low but I prefer UTR therapists that provide "mostly legit" massage with some extras for trusting clients.

I have a couple of UTR providers that are not included below (both have discouraged public reviews). I'd be willing to trade them for another UTR in the DC area.

Thanks!


All of the below were from recent dreams in the past two months:

Bethesda Holistic Center. European spa with mostly older (but decent looking) Eastern European or Russian providers. I had the same provider each time (the name escapes me mid 40's brunette) Damage was about $. 20. Ok massage, HE was good and some utc roaming was allowed. Wasn't interested and didn't inquire about more. The place is in an office park in the basement. Pretty discrete entrance.

Bethesda therapeutic massage center. European spa just down the road from Holistic center in another office park building (basement suite. With a parking garage next door). IMO this one is hands down better than the holistic center. The providers are younger but still experienced. A little less roaming is allowed but they made up for it in their looks and massage / teasing abilities. Nikki is a blonde, mid 30's and probably a solid 8 in the real world (unbelievable body). Highly recommend her. Price was $. 20 plus tip.

Amma spa. European provider. Been two times and had two separate providers. The latest one was Lada who is a Ukrainian girl, low 40's, attractive with a nice body. Very small studio. Good massages both times but no hints for extras. Price was $.

Massage by Melissa. Independent Caucasian provider. Talented masseuse with strong hands. She is a bit skittish so you may need to see her more than once for HE. But that is all that is offered, no roaming etc. It's a good therapeutic massage in a residential neighborhood (Kensington). The reviews from others on here were mostly consistent with my experiences except that no gloves were involved for me (thank god).

Hope you enjoyed my dreams.

Great post jmatthews. For clarity was he available at amma?

[Horsetrader]

How do you approach? Most of the time, I just see Chinese characters. How do you know what to look for?

I ignore the ones with all Chinese characters. I also ignore the ones with family pictures. Post a picture that makes you look as good as possible. Just say "hi" and see what happens. Most ignore me, a few respond. Some what a friend, others want to earn money.

[Mrlefty]

Be patient. Spend some time in discover people nearby. I found nothing on wechat for several weeks. You never know what might appear tomorrow. Just be aware of bogus investments that will be recommended.

How do you approach? Most of the time, I just see Chinese characters. How do you know what to look for?

[Horsetrader]

I'd love some advice on that as well. I tried it and so far came up with nothing.

Be patient. Spend some time in discover people nearby. I found nothing on wechat for several weeks. You never know what might appear tomorrow. Just be aware of bogus investments that will be recommended.

[SpicySticks]

Anyone ever get more than HE with Melissa.

I've not tried her. I'm a little wary of going to a house. Rumor I've heard is that the brunette at BHC is legit.

[Mrlefty]

I've not had any luck with the WeChat. Any advice on that?

I'd love some advice on that as well. I tried it and so far came up with nothing.