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02-13-19 17:56 #7733
Never one to leave out the details.
You are one crazy dude and I enjoyed the post. Try some Lamisil AT on the feet and wash your kicks in Vinegar. That'll get you straight.
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02-13-19 16:54 #7732
Meet he Yesterday
Friend. Originally Posted by Paradigms007
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Meet her it is out call at my hotel very good service,.
She's unspectacularly cute. Friendly and descent service.
Thanks.
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02-13-19 16:46 #7731It's all about perspective. SpaKing read your post about 2 minutes as potentially embarrassing. I read it and wondered what I need to do to double my lasting time so I can keep up. Originally Posted by MrHobbyist
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02-13-19 14:49 #7730
Chelsea
Visited this one last night. She's probably the girl in most of the pics, but a more hard rode, tired and done version. She's about 5'4" she has a nice big, albeit flabby ass, she says dd titties in the ad, I would give them a C at the most, but it's hard to tell for sure because they sag like gym socks with a roll of quarters.
So, I text her with a very cordial "Hey sweetie, are you available for a qv?" She replies with "yes" Whoa lady, slow down on the blabber I can't get a word in edgewise. I reply with "Ok, are you ready now?" (that's supposed to be her line BTW). Crickets. 10 Minutes later, I tell her to let me know. I moved on, I had something set up with another chick, she was asking me when I was coming, if I was coming, where was I now and so on, so I bailed on that one. It's going to go one of two ways in that situation, either shitty or shitter.
I get another text from Chelsea, saying she's home now and if I want to come over I can. "Ok, WYA"? She sends the address. It's a house in Tucker. I head on over and get to her street. I call her when I get there as requested, VM. (sigh). I text her and said I'm here. Crickets. So I start to drive off. Apparently I was on Candid camera, because I got a call immediately telling she was outside. I look in the rearview mirror and sure enough there she is. I turn around and park. She leads me into the house. So here is where it gets a bit weird.
I walk in the door behind her. I notice a Pitbull in a kennel right by the door. He didn't bark, not very Pitbull like, but he was quiet. Then there was a dude with a buddha belly sitting in the living room on a rolling chair watching tv with one eye and a set of for or six security cameras with the other. Hmm, more than just ho-in going on around here. We walk past another room, with dad zoned out in front of a TV kind of zonked like Samuel L Jackson in Glass. There is a Pitbull in another kennel here.
Creepy, I felt like I was in a before and after twilight zone thing. We get to her hole in the wall and another Pitbull in a kennel. None of these fucking dogs barked, it was just freakin weird. That's all I can say. So we get into her room, she tells Google to play soft Rap, google ignores her. She tells google a little more sternly and he listens. Soft Rap starts playing. She starts undressing.
I didn't mention before, but she looked like she has just given up, this is her life and she is going through the motions. One and two word responses to my witty banter, I get undressed and sit on the bed. She crawls up on the bed and looks at me for the first time and says lay back. I lay back. She puts the cover in her mouth and goes down to put it on a very limp Mr. Johnson. She grabs Mr. Johnson almost clinically and manages to get the thing on over the mushroom and wakes him up with an above average CBJ suck a bit, slobber on the balls a bit, suck a bit and so on.
After a few minutes, she looks up (sees me for the second time) and says how do you want it. (sigh). Hop on honey, so she hops on. She begins moving her hips up and down in short spasmodic thrusts. She goes down as if for a kiss, (dodge) and ends up kissing my neck, which felt pretty good, she spends a bit of time sucking on my nipples and humping like it's costing her money with every stroke.
She and I can both tell this isn't working so she asked if I want on top. I say sure. I stand on the side of the bed, pull her to the edge slide in and I'm done in about three minutes. There was absolutely no passion, no joy no nothing, she had the flattest affect of any girl I can remember, maybe she was zonked, I don't know. All this time, I don't here a word from the dog. If I hadn't seen it move, I would have thought it was a stuffed animal. (Just fucking weird).
Anyway I'm ready to go, I get dressed and so does she. She tells google to stop, google ignores her so she gave up on that. She walks me to the door past pops and budda seemingly neither has moved an inch. I see a shotgun leaning up against the wall. (Didn't see that when I walked in). So I leave thinking, I have been in some strange situations in my lifetime, but I think this one is in the top five.
Anyway, if you are into zombies, drug houses, silent Pitbulls and Mr. Glass clones, I recommend. However, if you are too lazy to jack off, give her a try.
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02-13-19 14:47 #7729Nah, you just got to have game like Inchimous Maximus. Originally Posted by MrHobbyist
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02-13-19 14:35 #7728I like to get in, get off and get out as well. I'm definitely not there to add to the excessive drama these providers already have, just blow my load in as little time as possible and be on my way. I'll let the more adventurous mongers get fully involved and possibly lap up my cream pie leftovers. Originally Posted by MrHobbyist
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02-13-19 14:01 #7727
Meh
I'm not much for bragging about my prowess. I'm pretty sure I'm the only one on here with a normal sized dick too. Everyone else is hung like a horse and have them trembling with ecstasy with their manliness and rugged good looks. I'm sure most of the guys on here have to fight them off with a stick just to get out of the room when they are finished rocking her world. Some even have them begging to become his ho so she can leave her pimp and be with a real man. I'm just not that guy. Originally Posted by SpaKing
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02-13-19 11:26 #7726
Nasty little pink
https://escortalligator.com.atlanta....798/4702042317
Dreamed I got nasty with little pink in cobb county. Everything setup via text, she is the girl in the pics. There was another girl in the bathroom when I got there. She got straight to the point and start undressing as soon as she seen the donation. That ass on her is phat and the body is tight. I don't remember any baby damage because my eyes was on her assets. She sat on the bed and started a pretty good bbj. Almost finished me early, so I stopped her and told her to get in doggy. Man she had a tight one on her, and it got sloppy wet with no smells. It was a nice site seeing that donkey jiggle from behind. This chic loves backdoor also, she could keep her finger away from her ass. Maybe she was tryna to temp me to ask so she can get more mula. Finished in doggy and left.
Looks 6.
Performance 6.
Repeatable yes.
Tucker brawd.
https://escortalligator.com.atlanta....213/4704078194
Dreamed with this sexy slim chocolate sista one morning passing threw town. She's about 5'8 135 perky 32 b. Came to the door with a towel on. After a little small talk donation was laid down and we got things started. Started with a good CBJ with lots of spit, so good I was wondering if she ate the cover. I felt that feeling so I had to stop her, she was tryna pull a fast one with them lips. I tell her doggy and man I had to squeeze in her, that thing is tight and hot. She must've showered in super hot water. She got very wet on her own. After 5 minutes of squeeze it was over.
Looks 9.
Performance 7.
Repeatable yes.
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02-13-19 11:17 #7725
Sparkle and big booty
Sparkle.
https://escortalligator.com.atlanta....554/6785312697
Rammed this petite spinner a few weeks ago in the backseat of my dodge. She's the girl in the pics, 5'7 100 lbs of tight toned chocolate. Not the cutest but once parked in a dark spot she was gorgeous. . 4 q bbj that was pretty good with lots of spit, gagging, and lots of suction.
Start in doggy but the brawd wouldn't arch her back right so I can get in her belly. After a few minutes of that I just finish her off in missionary. Tight, wet, warm young punaner. Tried to get a little too friendly convo wise before we started. She won't shutup if you don't get to the point. Other than that good for qv. She got the big head now and went up on rate, no repeat here.
Looks 6.
Performance 5.
Repeatable yes, not for me tho.
Big booty guh.
https://escortalligator.com.atlanta....213/4704078194
Wrestled with this big ol donkey the other night. I hit this chic up and she responded once and never replied after I said I'm ready. Oddly she replied 45 mins later as I was going to stop somewhere and the address she gave me was right next door LOL. So I went to check her out. She's the girl in the pics but kinda wider, small bbw type. She's actually gorgeous with pretty feet. I get in to see a room with a mattress on the floor. That's always great to see with these old knees.
So the first thing I notice is she put a butcher knife under her pillow. I'm thinking lady I can see that. We gets undressed and ask if I have a cover. Why sure lady I do, and she starts an ok CBJ with a little suction. It was nothing special, but it got me up. I say I'm ready and she had the nerve to ask on my back or from the back. All that booty and you think anybody want to see you on your back to watch your belly wiggle LOL.
So I get behind that donkey and enter a very warm, dry, loose punaner. I had her apply some lube. Didn't help much but I was going to hump until I get my happy ass rocks off. Not loose loose, but not tight like I like. The kinda loose that you can go balls deep without a problem if you big enough because it's a whole lotta donkey back there. I gots to stroking and that thangs was moving like a wave pool. My little ass almost fell off the mattress when she start throwing it back I had to hold on like the rodeo. Wasnt long before I fill the bag and said my condolences. I notice their blinds wipe open while leaving and kids in the kitchen.
Looks 8.
Performance 7.
Repeatable No, just wanted to see that dunkey.
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02-13-19 11:02 #7724
Dude I'm over here dying of laughter! Man you must have some stank a%% feet hahahhah.
1 minute into that nonsense, she then said, "Oh my God, that's your feet. Oh, your feet smell so bad. Your gunna stink up my room". Bish, your starting to get on my fucking nerves with the bullshit! She kept going on and on about my stink feet, while continuing on that bullshit ass handjob. Come to think of it, I had a chic pull this same type of stunt on me before.
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02-13-19 05:14 #7723
Great write up.
Bro, you tell the best stories. Keep the reviews coming, avoid model type hoes they suck in bed literally. Originally Posted by JohnnyMapalo
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02-13-19 00:13 #7722
Anyone seen her
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02-12-19 23:28 #7721
Help needed.
Hello guys, I'll be visiting your fine city for work in early March. I am staying at a hotel near the airport and I'm in need of some company. I'm looking for someone that does outcalls to the airport hotels. I'm not really looking to drop a few $$$ so hopefully someone can point me in the direction of a reasonable provider. Any age or race is fine with me. I just don't want to get robbed by anyone LOL. Any help is great if you want to just PM me. Thanks in advance.
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02-12-19 23:02 #7720
Maddy is amazing
In town from Nashville and just spent an amazing time with Maddy. She is an absolute sweetheart. GFE to the max. Not used to that kind of attention back home. She set me straight for my time here.
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02-12-19 17:12 #7719
Brittany
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I gave Brittany a go, a few hours ago. Actually went to see this chic on Superbowl weekend, Saturday. I previously text this chic around Christmas time when I first saw her posting. I asked for a rates and she told me she started off at $120 for 30 minutes. **Whistle while you work* Pfft. Keep dreaming.
No way in hell I'm giving any of these Listcrawler broads $120 to start. I told her that I was good and that was the end of that. Approximately a month later, at the end of January, chic messaged me out of the blue with "I'm available". I text her right back to find out her rates and she once again hit me back with that "120 to start" nonsense. Pfft. Pass again.
Well, the Super Bowl was in town, so I was downtown on Saturday checking out the festivities. During some down time, I was fooling around on my phone and found this chic's ad pop back up recently. I figured she was trying to cash in on the Superbowl festivities too. I text her out of curiousity to see if she went up even further on her rates and she hit me back with "How much time are you looking for".
I told her, "30 or 15 minutes", and she replied "$80 for 15/$120 for 30" LOL. I guess the pressure was getting to her since nobody wanted to pay her $120 to start. I told her that her rates sounded decent and she asked me when will I be there. Oh boy. I told her that I had to go home first and take a shower, but I just said that to shut her up. LOL. She text back ok, but I remained downtown.
2 hours later, I look on my phone and she text me again asking if I was still coming. Ehh. I text her back telling her that I still hadn't made it home yet. LOL. She responded telling me that I was playing or some nonsense and I just gave her a time 2 hours later. Well, about 90 minutes later I had enough of downtown and actually headed home this time. I got home and washed my ass really really good, then text her and told her that I was headed her way.
I don't really like to make a habit of paying 80 bones for a quicky, but since she told me via text that she was in her own private home and I saw her ad stating that it was an "upsell home" (cough), I made the trip. She only told me that here place was in Doraville, so I text her once I arrived in Doraville. She actually text me twice during the drive asking how far I was and was I still coming. I never like the thirsty text. That's usually a not so good sign in my experience, but I trodded on.
Once in Doraville, I text her and she text me back with the exact address as well as asking how far away I was. I told her, then headed over to her "upscale home" (cough) on Pleasantdale Road. When I got there, I was like, Oh hell naw. This apartment complex is very far from upscale. Infact, this place used to be a big dope spot back in the day.
Couple of people got shot and killed at this complex like some 8 years back. There goes that upscale nonsense out the window. Are any of these chic's really upscale? Anyways, I drove through the wide ass open security gate with like 10 other cars coming and going. This is a very high traffic apartment complex. I drove down, then up a hill and bussed a left to her building.
Once there, I called her and let her know I arrived. She picked right away and asked what color car was I in. I lied to her as usual and gave her a fictitious color, make and model of a car. LOL. As soon as I told her that, another car pulled in the parking lot behind me with a female in it. I told that it was her in the car, but she asked me if I was the one that just pulled up in the car.
No ma'am I'm not, is what I told her. A apartment door opened behind me and I heard a voice behind me telling me, "I'm right here". I look back and see a chic standing in the doorway of a building across from the building that I was given. Oh boy. She gave me the wrong building number. Typical. I turned around and started headed towards the chic in the doorway as the other chic parked across from me got out of her car too.
That other chic was a red-boned looking chic and she was headed to the same apartment I was headed to. Hmm. Also, a little poodle ran out of the apartment and started dry humping my leg. Get the fuck away from me poodle, I'm the only one that's doing some humping tonight. Smh. The nerves of him! I kept walking towards the door as the light skinned chic cut me off and walked in infront of me. Ok.
I walked up to the door and greeted my date, but her attitude seemed a bit strict and unfriendly. Oh boy. I walked on in anyways to a very dark unlit apartment. I got in and she closed the door behind while I glanced into the empty ass living room with no furniture in there at all. Err. Had that red-boned chic not walk into the apartment before me, I would have sworn this chic was leading me into a dark abandoned apartment.
No lights on, no furniture in the living room. This wasn't looking good so far. The apartment also reeked of marijuana. That's always good to smell. Chic led me to the right and back to her room, but before we got there she had me remove my shoes and place it by the front door. Ok. I usually don't like leaving any of my valuables out of sight, but I'll respect the house rules.
I walked into her room in my sock as her room was well-lit with a dresser, air mattress or some shit and a flat screen tv on a tv stand. Her room reeked of marijuana as well, but it was neat and clean. I guess I know where all 80 of my bones will be going to. She closed the bedroom door behind me and I got a good look at her. This chic is a dark-skinned chocolate chic.
Her pictures make her look brown-skinned, but she's definitely dark to the bone. She was wearing a black cotton teddy or swimsuit or some shit. It looked like something a stripper would wear at a strip club. From her pics, I already knew she was a former stripper some where. Aren't they all? She was a good 5'7-5'8 155 lbs. I'd say her body was average. She looked to be in her mid 20's, about 24-26 years old.
Well, after a few minutes of idle chit chat, I told her I guess we better get started. I pulled 80 bones out of my pants pocket and she told me to place it on the tv stand infront of the tv. I did just that as she asked me how much was it. I told her that it was the 80 bones for 15 minutes. As soon as I placed it down and came back over to her, she told me that oral doesn't come with the quick visit. Oh hell nah.
I quickly walked back over to my money on the tv stand and snatched it back up telling her that this wasn't going to work. That's exactly why I don't like to do that 80 qv shit too much. Most of those chic's think they're doing you a favor at that rate. I placed the 80 bones back into my pocket and turned around to head out when she said, "Ok, Ok, I'll give you a little bit of head, but it's only a quickie".
Run Johnny run and run as fast as you can. That's what the angel on my right shoulder was telling, but of course I listened to the devil on my left shoulder instead and placed the money back on the tv stand. Why? She immediately walked over the money, snatched it up, then hid it behind the tv while saying, "Once the money hit the table, it's my money"! Hmm.
I had my pow pow on me and started to show her who the money really belonged to but I decided not to bring anymore ignorance into the room. I told her she could just give me a handjob to get ready, because I already knew the blow job was going to be half-assed like a mother. I was thinking at least a bare hand job may get me up of she does it right. And that's a big if. We'll see.
After hiding the money, she came back over to me and went down on her floor searching for something. I was watching those hands, intently, making sure she wasn't drawing for a weapon. She instead unzipped the bottom of her air mattress or whatever mattress with a boxspring it was and furnished a cover. Good thing. She got back up off the floor and went to turn off all the lights in the room. Great!
The only light on in the room was the dim light from the tv. Err. I already knew this was gunna be some bullshit. She told me to strip and I did just that all the way down to my socks. I then sat at the edge of the bed as instructed as she kneeled down before me and applied the cover to my limp dong. Oh boy. There goes the bare hand job.
She also took her teddy off too, but I was unable to get a clear view of her in her full glory. She had some big double d tits though, but it was waay too dark in the room to make anything out. Smh. After applying the cover on my limp dong, she started giving me one of the worse hand jobs known to man. Fail! She had my soft cock between the palms of her 2 hands and was rubbing her hands back and forth as if she was trying to warm up my cock. Ridiculous.
If my cock wasn't between her hands, you would have sworn she was rubbing her hands together to keep warm. That's how ridiculous the shitty hand job actually looked. Err. Great!! 2 minutes into that half-assed nonsense, she stopped rubbing my cock and asked, "What's that smell". I asked, "What smell". She said, "That's your socks, Oh your socks smell so bad". Oh boy, here comes the bullshit.
All I could do was look up to the ceiling and shake my head in disgust. She went on and on for a good 2 minutes about the smell of my socks. I don't know how she could have smelled my socks when her whole apartment reeked of marijuana. She eventually told me to take off my socks and place them under my clothes on the floor. I did just that, then sat back down on the bed again as she continued with that same lame ass handjob.
1 minute into that nonsense, she then said, "Oh my God, that's your feet. Oh, your feet smell so bad. Your gunna stink up my room". Bish, your starting to get on my fucking nerves with the bullshit! She kept going on and on about my stink feet, while continuing on that bullshit ass handjob. Come to think of it, I had a chic pull this same type of stunt on me before.
She too was also in an apartment in Norcross and she also gave me a lame ass covered handjob as well. It must be something in the air in Norcross. Needless to say, after 2 minutes of the lame handjob and her telling me that my feet stinks, I told her that I was ready and to bend over in the doggy position. My cock was soft as ice cream, but I just wanted to hurry up, try to bust a quick nut and get the fuck out.
She assumed the standing doggie with her hands on the bed, but would not get completely on the bed. When I asked her too, she said that she didn't want to go down any further because she would be smelling my feet. Pfft. Fucking retard. She stayed bent over in the doggie position as I feverishly tried to force my flaccid cock in there. She was smelling fresh and clean back there, but there was no way that I was getting hard anytime soon.
I felt like pulling the slab off and wedging my bare cock between her ass cheeks as the room was so dark her dumb ass wouldn't have even noticed. Dumb ass!! I didn't though as she started twerking to the music video that was playing on the tv. That was the highlight of the night. Pfft. She kept twerking while I tried to get in there, but after a few minutes I told her that this was not going to work.
She stood up and turned around and told me that I should have paid for more time if I knew it would take me longer to get hard. Man, gtfoh with that nonsense. I told her to just twerk in front of me while I sat on her bed, but then she started complaining about my stink feet again and said she needed to hurry up and get me out of her room. Boy oh boy. She offered a covered standing hand job, but I said forget it and threw in the towel.
I didn't even bust a nut or get erect. I just pulled the slab off my limp dong and started getting dressed as she put her teddy back on. I walked out of her room with her infront of me still talking about my stinky feet. She's telling me that she's gunna have to spray her room now. Bish, you needs to spray your whole apartment and furnish that bish too.
How can you complain about stinky feet and I got to walk out of your place smelling like I just came out of a marijuana field. Fucking retard. I opened the front door myself and walked out without saying a word. I threw the used slab right infront of her door and walked back to my car steaming mad. What a good waste of 80 bones.
Strippers or ex-strippers are never worth a fuck when it comes to escorting. They all got that same rip off / shake them' down attitude. Terrible! This chic is a 40 qv chic at best. I wouldn't waste my time with this garbage. That's why you pay no more than $60 qv to none of these chic's until they prove their worth.
You give any more than that and this is the type of respect you'll get. Smh. I'll give her a "7" in looks and an obvious "1" in service. Not a chance in hell. Never!!
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