Massage Parlor Reports (Formerly Pine)

**Sam Spade** · 02-20-19 21:40

Last time I went was 4 years ago. MP got me all worked up, asked me what I wanted, then asked me to get my wallet. OK, she wants the money up front. I hate that, but I can live with it. But no, she wants my drivers license and insurance card. Thinking there must have been an error in translation, I ask again. But yes, she wants my insurance card so she can see what company it is issues for. I suppose LEO's insurance card would have a tell tail sign, or my Uncle simply wouldn't show it. Satisfied, she then asks for the money up front. To top it off, what she gave me felt like I was getting mugged. Never again, and it kills me to say that because there are so few FS places that are less than an hours drive for me.

Originally Posted by DomCorazon [View Original Post]

This place might have been worth it in its hey day so I've read, but not worth it anymore. You'd have to go multiple times just to build trust. First time I went I got a decent looking woman but the second time was way worse. there will never be a third. Did you like putting your personal items in the bag to take with you to the shower? Must of had a monger who had his stuff stolen?

**HappyRob** · 02-20-19 20:52

Yup learned my lesson that day-.

Originally Posted by Kampyone [View Original Post]

Pro Tip. Only bring the cash you plan to spend and your car keys into the AMP. No wallet, no cell phone, no ID, no credit card, no punch card from the car wash.

**Kampyone** · 02-20-19 10:29

Originally Posted by HappyRob [View Original Post]

I totally agree, last time the lady went thru my wallet checking IDs!

Pro Tip. Only bring the cash you plan to spend and your car keys into the AMP. No wallet, no cell phone, no ID, no credit card, no punch card from the car wash.

**HappyRob** · 02-20-19 01:26

I totally agree, last time the lady went thru my wallet checking IDs!

Originally Posted by DomCorazon [View Original Post]

This place might have been worth it in its hey day so I've read, but not worth it anymore. You'd have to go multiple times just to build trust. First time I went I got a decent looking woman but the second time was way worse. there will never be a third. Did you like putting your personal items in the bag to take with you to the shower? Must of had a monger who had his stuff stolen?

**DomCorazon** · 02-17-19 22:00

Originally Posted by MacroEvo6094 [View Original Post]

I made a trip down to Lux down in Buffalo Grove. Rang the bell and gave MMS 80 for the hour, and proceeded to get the worst hour I've ever had. Everything screamed that this place was supposed to give you a HE, but no. Both the massage and the table shower were coverd, no roaming, and the massage felt like absolute shit. Lady wanted to focus on the back of my skull and not any of my body.

This place might have been worth it in its hey day so I've read, but not worth it anymore. You'd have to go multiple times just to build trust. First time I went I got a decent looking woman but the second time was way worse. there will never be a third. Did you like putting your personal items in the bag to take with you to the shower? Must of had a monger who had his stuff stolen?

**JustAMonger** · 02-14-19 14:09

Originally Posted by Kampyone [View Original Post]

Wear a baseball hat and carry a toolbox into the AMP and you'll look like a handyman. I always thought this would be a great disguise in situations like that.

Yep and if you're coming straight from work like I usually do I usually have my work clothes on. That always makes the girls feel a little more comfortable that you're not LE.

I used to dress in a good pair of pants and a shirt because if I was going on a date. But let's face it you're not going to have your clothes on very long anyhow!

**Kampyone** · 02-12-19 10:08

Originally Posted by Zeuss [View Original Post]

Exactly!

The thing is that she could be one of those crusader types who would stalk a place and take pictures. At least their parking lot isn't too conducive to that. Most AMPs have a back entrance. Do they?

Wear a baseball hat and carry a toolbox into the AMP and you'll look like a handyman. I always thought this would be a great disguise in situations like that.

**Zeuss** · 02-09-19 11:18

Originally Posted by Kampyone [View Original Post]

AMPs are very quiet, don't attract 'rough elements', and harm no one. If she would spend her time snooping and reporting on gang bangers and drug dealers, she would have my support.

Exactly!

The thing is that she could be one of those crusader types who would stalk a place and take pictures. At least their parking lot isn't too conducive to that. Most AMPs have a back entrance. Do they?

**Lemeduyu** · 02-07-19 11:47

I was desperate and didn't have much time. Paid for an hour. Same old massage with hints from 3 seconds in. Out the door in 30 minutes and didn't complain about being shorted. Lisa is just unattractive and no flirting whatsoever.

**Kampyone** · 02-07-19 10:02

Originally Posted by Zeuss [View Original Post]

May want to lay low with Lilly for a while. A do gooder is trying to save the world. She referenced it and rubmaps in a reply to the Lake County Sheriff's department Facebook post about their annual super bowl sting.

AMPs are very quiet, don't attract 'rough elements', and harm no one. If she would spend her time snooping and reporting on gang bangers and drug dealers, she would have my support.

**MacroEvo6094** · 02-07-19 07:41

I made a trip down to Lux down in Buffalo Grove. Rang the bell and gave MMS 80 for the hour, and proceeded to get the worst hour I've ever had. Everything screamed that this place was supposed to give you a HE, but no. Both the massage and the table shower were coverd, no roaming, and the massage felt like absolute shit. Lady wanted to focus on the back of my skull and not any of my body.

**Zeuss** · 02-06-19 20:21

May want to lay low with Lilly for a while. A do gooder is trying to save the world. She referenced it and rubmaps in a reply to the Lake County Sheriff's department Facebook post about their annual super bowl sting.

**Cabbie2** · 02-05-19 11:11

Originally Posted by Tincanman [View Original Post]

I was looking at BP massage ads, and saw an advertisement for Latina Bodyworker in Gurnee, and opened the ad and saw it was 109. It had a picture of two women. So I texted it and asked who was available this afternoon, and was told Melissa, Lynn, and Janet. I could not make it there today, so I can't verify what they said, but I maybe visiting soon.

I have had good times with lynn, melissa also. They became cautious after the scare. Melissa left for a while, also lots of fun. Now it might take a few visits.

**EdCarbone** · 02-05-19 09:33

Originally Posted by Tincanman [View Original Post]

I was looking at BP massage ads, and saw an advertisement for Latina Bodyworker in Gurnee, and opened the ad and saw it was 109. It had a picture of two women. So I texted it and asked who was available this afternoon, and was told Melissa, Lynn, and Janet. I could not make it there today, so I can't verify what they said, but I maybe visiting soon.

FYI: Been there many times, not that impressive. Lynn gives finish with some clothes off. Janet nothing at all, not even ss after several tries. Tried Melissa, but she didn't show for the appointment. Massages are not impressive either. YMMV. Good luck.

**Tincanman** · 02-04-19 22:14

I was looking at BP massage ads, and saw an advertisement for Latina Bodyworker in Gurnee, and opened the ad and saw it was 109. It had a picture of two women. So I texted it and asked who was available this afternoon, and was told Melissa, Lynn, and Janet. I could not make it there today, so I can't verify what they said, but I maybe visiting soon.