Massage Parlor Reports

[BrunoB98]

WeChat is a question of luck but at least it's legit and LE can't poke their nose there. I'm in contact with a few. Some were just girls based in Asia asking to invest money in bitcoins. I trashed those. I got lucky with one and one is enough for extra free fun. Slim, married, cute, extremely clean and hungry for action. I have the luxury to be able to bring her home once in a while. She is very friendly and like her. It could be seen as an affair but it's not. I'm just tired of MoCo useless places. I even have received presents for my birthday and Val's day. It takes time to get their trust and you need to be careful with the words you use when chatting with Asian women. But once you gain their trust. Bingo!! Another one might open up soon. Good luck!

[Sfrancis118]

Good afternoon,

First time poster but not a novice. This site has been invaluable since BP went down so I thought it was about time I reciprocated.

Note: I'm not big on AMPs so my reviews of them should be taken with a grain of salt. I do frequent them when my options are low but I prefer UTR therapists that provide "mostly legit" massage with some extras for trusting clients.

I have a couple of UTR providers that are not included below (both have discouraged public reviews). I'd be willing to trade them for another UTR in the DC area.

Thanks!


All of the below were from recent dreams in the past two months:

Bethesda Holistic Center. European spa with mostly older (but decent looking) Eastern European or Russian providers. I had the same provider each time (the name escapes me mid 40's brunette) Damage was about $. 20. Ok massage, HE was good and some utc roaming was allowed. Wasn't interested and didn't inquire about more. The place is in an office park in the basement. Pretty discrete entrance.

Bethesda therapeutic massage center. European spa just down the road from Holistic center in another office park building (basement suite. With a parking garage next door). IMO this one is hands down better than the holistic center. The providers are younger but still experienced. A little less roaming is allowed but they made up for it in their looks and massage / teasing abilities. Nikki is a blonde, mid 30's and probably a solid 8 in the real world (unbelievable body). Highly recommend her. Price was $. 20 plus tip.

Amma spa. European provider. Been two times and had two separate providers. The latest one was Lada who is a Ukrainian girl, low 40's, attractive with a nice body. Very small studio. Good massages both times but no hints for extras. Price was $.

Massage by Melissa. Independent Caucasian provider. Talented masseuse with strong hands. She is a bit skittish so you may need to see her more than once for HE. But that is all that is offered, no roaming etc. It's a good therapeutic massage in a residential neighborhood (Kensington). The reviews from others on here were mostly consistent with my experiences except that no gloves were involved for me (thank god).

Hope you enjoyed my dreams.

Great post jmatthews. For clarity was he available at amma?

[Horsetrader]

How do you approach? Most of the time, I just see Chinese characters. How do you know what to look for?

I ignore the ones with all Chinese characters. I also ignore the ones with family pictures. Post a picture that makes you look as good as possible. Just say "hi" and see what happens. Most ignore me, a few respond. Some what a friend, others want to earn money.

[Mrlefty]

Be patient. Spend some time in discover people nearby. I found nothing on wechat for several weeks. You never know what might appear tomorrow. Just be aware of bogus investments that will be recommended.

How do you approach? Most of the time, I just see Chinese characters. How do you know what to look for?

[Horsetrader]

I'd love some advice on that as well. I tried it and so far came up with nothing.

Be patient. Spend some time in discover people nearby. I found nothing on wechat for several weeks. You never know what might appear tomorrow. Just be aware of bogus investments that will be recommended.

[SpicySticks]

Anyone ever get more than HE with Melissa.

I've not tried her. I'm a little wary of going to a house. Rumor I've heard is that the brunette at BHC is legit.

[Mrlefty]

I've not had any luck with the WeChat. Any advice on that?

I'd love some advice on that as well. I tried it and so far came up with nothing.

[Sfrancis118]

Good afternoon,

First time poster but not a novice. This site has been invaluable since BP went down so I thought it was about time I reciprocated.

Note: I'm not big on AMPs so my reviews of them should be taken with a grain of salt. I do frequent them when my options are low but I prefer UTR therapists that provide "mostly legit" massage with some extras for trusting clients.

I have a couple of UTR providers that are not included below (both have discouraged public reviews). I'd be willing to trade them for another UTR in the DC area.

Thanks!

All of the below were from recent dreams in the past two months:

Bethesda Holistic Center. European spa with mostly older (but decent looking) Eastern European or Russian providers. I had the same provider each time (the name escapes me mid 40's brunette) Damage was about $. 20. Ok massage, HE was good and some utc roaming was allowed. Wasn't interested and didn't inquire about more. The place is in an office park in the basement. Pretty discrete entrance.

Bethesda therapeutic massage center. European spa just down the road from Holistic center in another office park building (basement suite. With a parking garage next door). IMO this one is hands down better than the holistic center. The providers are younger but still experienced. A little less roaming is allowed but they made up for it in their looks and massage / teasing abilities. Nikki is a blonde, mid 30's and probably a solid 8 in the real world (unbelievable body). Highly recommend her. Price was $. 20 plus tip.

Amma spa. European provider. Been two times and had two separate providers. The latest one was Lada who is a Ukrainian girl, low 40's, attractive with a nice body. Very small studio. Good massages both times but no hints for extras. Price was $.

Massage by Melissa. Independent Caucasian provider. Talented masseuse with strong hands. She is a bit skittish so you may need to see her more than once for HE. But that is all that is offered, no roaming etc. It's a good therapeutic massage in a residential neighborhood (Kensington). The reviews from others on here were mostly consistent with my experiences except that no gloves were involved for me (thank god).

Hope you enjoyed my dreams.

Anyone ever get more than HE with Melissa.

[SpicySticks]

When I saw their add on CityXguide that said nice and beautiful girls I thought it was a place worth visiting. It was also my first time there and in an MP in Germantown. It was also the last one. Drew a nice and friendly girl, in her 20's, not stunning body but ok for fun, if you're lucky. Her techniques weren't bad and I was waiting for some signals. Nothing came, strictly therapeutic and not even close to the desired areas. Another waste of time and money in MoCo. I thought things were getting better but it's still is the same boring and pathetic area for MP fun.

Some chaps did mention about the App WeChat. Well, I tried it and got lucky! At least Uncle LEO can't do shit there, it's free and 100% legit!! Happy mongering.

I've not had any luck with the WeChat. Any advice on that?

[BrunoB98]

When I saw their add on CityXguide that said nice and beautiful girls I thought it was a place worth visiting. It was also my first time there and in an MP in Germantown. It was also the last one. Drew a nice and friendly girl, in her 20's, not stunning body but ok for fun, if you're lucky. Her techniques weren't bad and I was waiting for some signals. Nothing came, strictly therapeutic and not even close to the desired areas. Another waste of time and money in MoCo. I thought things were getting better but it's still is the same boring and pathetic area for MP fun.

Some chaps did mention about the App WeChat. Well, I tried it and got lucky! At least Uncle LEO can't do shit there, it's free and 100% legit!! Happy mongering.

[BrunoB98]

When I saw their add on CityXguide that said young and beautiful girls etc, I thaught it could be a place worth visiting. It was my first time there and in a MP in Germantown. Surely the last one. Drew a friendly girl, cute face, nice but not stunning body. Massage techniques were not bad and I was waiting for some interesting signals. Nothing at all! The entire session was strictly therapeutic, no teasing not even near! I thought things were getting better in MoCo or at least I was hoping for it but it's still the same boring pathetic area. Nothing has and will change.

Some chaps did mention about the App WeChat. Well I tried and it's worth it, got lucky, free and fully legit fun) Happy mongering!!

[SpicySticks]

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[GuideFan34]

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You're wrong, I'm politically apathetic and when there is one party that controls all three branches and a law gets passed then they passed the law.

I know you red state guys don't like that but it's what it is. End of

And as everybody else got

There is no place for national politics in the quest for pussy. We have a thread for you partisan idiots to bloviate on, it's called American Politics in the Trump Presidency. Go there if you must engage in this stupidity.

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[Member #6465]

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There is no place for national politics in the quest for pussy. We have a thread for you partisan idiots to bloviate on, it's called American Politics in the Trump Presidency. Go there if you must engage in this stupidity.

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[Climaxxxx]

Still waters run deep in these parts. But no mermaids in the ponds.

Outside of a few reliable Russian MPs and going 2/3 at a place near Monkey Mall, I've hit a few recently to see what could be had.

Zen Garden Day Spa, Germantown.

Legit. I must of had the owner because she was shouting over the walls at the next stall to chill out.

Ageless, Gaithersburg.

Legit, however the masseuse got slightly frisky with JR. But no relief in sight.

Annie's, Germantown.

Legit, similar to Ageless.

Healing Spa, Germantown.

Legit, similar as above.

DD, Kentlands.

Legit with Tina. She, by far, was the most into it. Clearly got me erect, but didn't finish what she started.

TL; DR.

Nothing new to report.