Massage Parlor Reports

[Agent5058]

Looking to find some good info on the younger crowd. Tired of getting older ladies. I will post some reviews but have a few secrets to share during my time in LA.

[Ab813]

I haven't been since Amy left, and needed to satisfy my curiosity with the recent flurry of reports. It was devoid of customers as I entered, aside from the refugee camp-esque sprawling of sleeping providers on the beds in the dark main room. I paid pps the 40 and asked for the private room. He led me right back to #4, and I tried to get a glimpse of the assortment of "mt's" that were present. I stripped down and waited a couple minutes, and the curtain parts and in walks what I eventually learned was Helen. She doesn't look too bad in the dark, she's short and not overweight, although she does sport a little pooch. I laid down and she immediately began stroking the balls, waking up Jr right away, whispering an assortment of "ooo you so big" type of comments. Overall, I have to give her a 10/10 for enthusiasm. She was into it. After reaching under me to get things warmed up, she put her face near Jr. And kissed him. I tried to turn over to get the BBBJ going, instead she told me to lay back down and started a legit massage. She did a half decent job rubbing me down, and I almost forgot why I came in there. After a half hour or so, she asks me if I want HJ, and how much I'll give her. Her engrish skills are above average for what I've experienced. I told her I brought 80, she thought about it, then tells me she will do FS for 120. WTF, they are getting greedy here! I paid 150 total at Puente Spa for a much younger and hotter chick. I said 100 for everything, figuring what the hell, I'm here, let's do it. She strips down and gets down to business. I was hoping for more BBBJ time but she only did that for a few seconds, after a good couple minutes of licking the balls and shaft. She brought in a cover and put it on and hopped aboard for CG. She didn't want to change positions, so I let her have it for a good 10 minutes until I made the push to finish. She was really into it, and said she came 3 times (which I believe, it's hard to fake those convulsions).

She had been kissing my cheeks and ass, and tried to kiss my lips (which I tried to shy away from). All the while, we heard lots of meat slapping and giggling from the room next door, so obviously at least one of you mongers was getting it done while I was there.

She kept repeating how she wanted me to return soon and call ahead and ask for her, even handing me a business card LOL. I appreciated the enthusiasm, but no way am I paying that much again at this weird granny house. She didn't seem to be too old, but we all know how deceiving that can be. Her age showed a lot more in the light of day as she walked me out.

Unless you really need a sure thing in the OC, I'd say pass on this one, they're getting too greedy IMO.

[TwoBlueBalls]

Lmao. Unless you're fucking her armpit, why care about hair there? Some people lose their shit over some pretty minor things. If I like her as a person and she's sexy af, some armpit or leg hair is the last thing I worry about or even notice.

I like a little Bush on the puss too. Not a forest, mind you, but I prefer a trim little Bush over a clean shaven puss. Sometimes feel like a pedophile when I discover a bald beaver, but I get over it.

[TwoBlueBalls]

Lmao. Unless you're fucking her armpit, why care about hair there? Some people lose their shit over some pretty minor things. If I like her as a person and she's sexy af, some armpit or leg hair is the last thing I worry about or even notice.

I'm with you brother! Maybe she believes in French ladies grooming routine or a fan of Madonna.

[TwoBlueBalls]

If someone imparted a juicy lead, and there's was a stampeded to the girls, I find they are usually tired and trying to recover from the night before. I'm sure if you asked the girls, they can't wait to get groped by someone who doesn't know the meaning soap. As they say "YMMV".

Hope that helps.

That's why I try to be the first customer. Another monger advised mornings and it's one of the best tips I've gotten from this forum. I'm clean and fresh and the gals are clean and fresh, but some gals will mention if I'm enjoying them a bit too much that they have a full day of other customers. I take that as a compliment when they worry about me giving them a sore pussy. "Tong" in Mandarin means pain. Don't get me wrong, I'm not a sadist and try to be gentle if the gals express being uncomfortable with my size or the amount of time I'm enjoying them. A healthy tip always provides an invitation to return soon.

[Wireless91910]

Be nice. I once had a roommate who suffered from chaetophobia. He would always freak out in the shower if I left hair in it.

Lmao. Unless you're fucking her armpit, why care about hair there? Some people lose their shit over some pretty minor things. If I like her as a person and she's sexy af, some armpit or leg hair is the last thing I worry about or even notice.

[Wireless91910]

If someone imparted a juicy lead, and there's was a stampeded to the girls, I find they are usually tired and trying to recover from the night before. I'm sure if you asked the girls, they can't wait to get groped by someone who doesn't know the meaning soap. As they say "YMMV".

Hope that helps.

I'm a retired guy who usually goes to ASPs in Westminster on weekday mornings, but I'm wondering what the girls and the vibes are like on weekend mornings? Thanks for any input.

[Johnny Sokko]

You guys got to be crazy to go here. Anna looks like Xi Jinping in a dress. Lucy likes like a 50 year Chinese version of Rosana Rosana Dana. She's got the hair down perfect. Onto the next jack shack.

Are.

HAHAHA! So I'm not alone. Place is a dump and the old ass lady's are nothing special for sure.

[MotManMan]

I'm a retired guy who usually goes to ASPs in Westminster on weekday mornings, but I'm wondering what the girls and the vibes are like on weekend mornings? Thanks for any input.

[Jw112]

Everyone talks about this place but can't seem to find anything. Can anyone PM me any info? It would be greatly appreciated. Thanks.

#1 This is your first post newbie.

#2 Everything you need to know to find it is already in this thread.

#3 Last time everyone was this loose lipped about F&C we lost their great service for years. I'm concerned we are headed in that direction again. Law enforcement monitors these threads slo lets make it a little challenging.

[Skinny Dugan]

Everyone talks about this place but can't seem to find anything. Can anyone PM me any info? It would be greatly appreciated. Thanks.

You prolly aren't going to get much of a response. You must give before you get.

I don't really know where it is, so I can't help you.

[RedRoddddd]

You guys got to be crazy to go here. Anna looks like Xi Jinping in a dress. Lucy likes like a 50 year Chinese version of Rosana Rosana Dana. She's got the hair down perfect. Onto the next jack shack.

Are.

[Lovergrrl]

Yes, armpit Bush bothers me! This ain't 1870.

Some snitch sent her a message of what's happening in the forums, he thought he could slide his way in by snitching. It ain't happening boy! Don't be a beta male.

Lmao. Unless you're fucking her armpit, why care about hair there? Some people lose their shit over some pretty minor things. If I like her as a person and she's sexy af, some armpit or leg hair is the last thing I worry about or even notice.

[FirstGang]

Everyone talks about this place but can't seem to find anything. Can anyone PM me any info? It would be greatly appreciated. Thanks.

[Cappy73]

Who's the best FS girl?

Who's the best BB Girl?

Who's the best massage with and without a happy endining?

Are any of them worth it, or should I just stick to HX and Tijuana Trips?