Massage Parlor Reports

[TecWrg]

Why does vice give them a pass?

It's not that vice doesn't go after them (I think they do). It's that, in terms of risk to customers, established, high-end escorts are less likely to be cops. They usually have histories: you can see their pictures, social media accounts, old reviews, etc. That's a ton of backstory to put into a one day bust. I don't think the cops are doing that.

Anything is possible, but the risk to customers is less with them.

[FromNowOn]

Paid 40 for half hour and got yoyo. She is probably late 30's early 40's with skinny frame. She was very friendly and flirty. Jumped in my arms and wrapped her legs around me as I introduced myself. Gave 10-15 minutes of massage with lots of teasing and rubbing her tits in my face. She let me touch her as much as I wanted otc but after the flip I tried taking her panties down and she showed me her pad and said "next time come back" she then reached for the oil and I pointed to her mouth and she smiled and got to work right away. She licked my shaft several times and then started a BBBJ with nice suction. About 5 minutes or so I began to cum and she kept jerking me off. Was hoping for BBBJCIM but no go. She was fun and would recommend, even though she didn't wow me. Angela from there seems to get into it even more although bj not as good. I like that both women never discussed tip before or after. I honestly tip more when that is the case. I tipped $100 but probably 80 would have been fine. She wrote her name on a card and said to please call and ask for her. She gave me several kisses on the lips before leaving and was generally very nice.

[MisterTwinkies]

I visited level 2 in the late afternoon and left very unhappy.

Oh hey I read your review on Rubmaps as well! Thanks for the review, I used to live near the Level 2 so I visited a lot, sad to hear they're not that great no more.

I hope to post a review soon since I've started mongering again recently, but haven't had any time, having two jobs is a pain.

[CduBonusG]

High end escorts with established websites, etc. Are very safe. - Vice rarely goes after them.

Why does vice give them a pass?

[SecretQwopMan]

I visited level 2 in the late afternoon and left very unhappy.

I walked in and sitting at the front counter was a younger girl who at first was very nice and took the money and show me to room, she told me her name is yo-yo, she was wearing tights and a skirt that was pretty short but not really sexy looking.

Even though she asked me what pressure I wanted (hard) she only gave a medium to light touch. Massage was overall pretty boring maybe 25 minutes face down before the flip, no teasing and no build up just hot towel and then on the turnover she demanded $60 upfront, her attitude became very negative and she told me everybody pays $60 and I politely told her I didn't think that was true. So she stopped her hovering my groin around and proceeded to leave the room.

Even though the massage was cut short by 20 minutes and she didn't provide any sort of good massage or release she still demanded that I give her a big tip with a very snotty bad attitude.

I didn't think this place would give bad service but I'll never come back here just because they do not treat a customer good. I'll spend my money elsewhere many better choices.

Went there twice and got Ella. I too got the snotty push for 60.

With Yo-yo was it like leggings / yoga pants or pantyhose? Either way, I'd like to know.

[TingTong]

I visited level 2 in the late afternoon and left very unhappy.

I walked in and sitting at the front counter was a younger girl who at first was very nice and took the money and show me to room, she told me her name is yo-yo, she was wearing tights and a skirt that was pretty short but not really sexy looking.

Even though she asked me what pressure I wanted (hard) she only gave a medium to light touch. Massage was overall pretty boring maybe 25 minutes face down before the flip, no teasing and no build up just hot towel and then on the turnover she demanded $60 upfront, her attitude became very negative and she told me everybody pays $60 and I politely told her I didn't think that was true. So she stopped her hovering my groin around and proceeded to leave the room.

Even though the massage was cut short by 20 minutes and she didn't provide any sort of good massage or release she still demanded that I give her a big tip with a very snotty bad attitude.

I didn't think this place would give bad service but I'll never come back here just because they do not treat a customer good. I'll spend my money elsewhere many better choices.

[RedIdIt]

Paid $50 for the half hour. My second time here after the first was pretty terrible. Other posters seemed to have better experiences so decided to try one more time. Bad idea. Should have walked away as soon as I was greeted at the door. Met Jenny who was at least 50 and had bad teeth. She was nice enough so I went with it. She gave he a nice asshole massage for about 10 minutes so I thought things may go well. Nope. As soon as I hand her the $120 for everything it was all downhill. Gave me about a 30 second BBBJ then put the rubber on. She didn't want to get on top of me but then I gave her the "cmon really?" look and she hopped on. While she was fucking me I thought to myself "what am I wasting my money on this thing for". Asked her to flip over for doggie which she of course complained about. Finished in that position with my thumb up her ass. Could barely keep a hard on with her shitty vibe. Definitely won't be back and recommend you guys save your $$ for the many better options out there.

Maybe has something to do with Chinese New Year today, just saying.

[TwoBlueBalls]

Paid $50 for the half hour. My second time here after the first was pretty terrible. Other posters seemed to have better experiences so decided to try one more time. Bad idea. Should have walked away as soon as I was greeted at the door. Met Jenny who was at least 50 and had bad teeth. She was nice enough so I went with it. She gave he a nice asshole massage for about 10 minutes so I thought things may go well. Nope. As soon as I hand her the $120 for everything it was all downhill. Gave me about a 30 second BBBJ then put the rubber on. She didn't want to get on top of me but then I gave her the "cmon really?" look and she hopped on. While she was fucking me I thought to myself "what am I wasting my money on this thing for". Asked her to flip over for doggie which she of course complained about. Finished in that position with my thumb up her ass. Could barely keep a hard on with her shitty vibe. Definitely won't be back and recommend you guys save your $$ for the many better options out there.

I've stopped at Won's on several occasions but never saw anything as reported. I assume better talent with the higher than usual rates, but so far nothing even close to tempting. To many other places in San Diego with better gals for less! If anyone has a name of a gal worthwhile at this place please share.

[FromNowOn]

Paid $50 for the half hour. My second time here after the first was pretty terrible. Other posters seemed to have better experiences so decided to try one more time. Bad idea. Should have walked away as soon as I was greeted at the door. Met Jenny who was at least 50 and had bad teeth. She was nice enough so I went with it. She gave he a nice asshole massage for about 10 minutes so I thought things may go well. Nope. As soon as I hand her the $120 for everything it was all downhill. Gave me about a 30 second BBBJ then put the rubber on. She didn't want to get on top of me but then I gave her the "cmon really?" look and she hopped on. While she was fucking me I thought to myself "what am I wasting my money on this thing for". Asked her to flip over for doggie which she of course complained about. Finished in that position with my thumb up her ass. Could barely keep a hard on with her shitty vibe. Definitely won't be back and recommend you guys save your $$ for the many better options out there.

[Tennis Nut]

Whats up sd mongers! Just happened to be in your fine city for some work. Found a drop dead gorgeous gal with great curves and bedroom eyes on some app called scout / meetup. Shitty app but got her snapchat. Anyways ended going to her place in Mission Valley. Easy setup and nice place. Got a nice hour massage and I left happy. Total damge was $$ would love to see her again when I'm back in town. As always YMMV stay safe fellas. Her snap holasexymami.

You didn't give too much information, you gave too little information. Glad you had a great time, but usually posts include information so your fellow mongers can go experience the babe you just wrote about. Perhaps you can go back and provide more details. Not all of us are on snapchat. Thanks.

[TecWrg]

I think this ranking is probably true. Only exception is that going to very high end escorts / porn stars that have webpages and instagram accounts is at least as safe as the independent massage therapist, maybe the safest of all. Vice rarely goes after them except maybe for a freebie.

High end escorts with established websites, etc. Are very safe.

[Ginobuffalino]

Lame. Lame. Lame. A complete waste of my time and money (Although I technically left happy, there was no massage to speak of and the hour appointment was over in less than 20 minutes (the flip occurred at 15 minutes). Joy talks non-stop (mostly about holistic healing) and, while she isn't unattractive, I was denied full service or fiv or even touching it. But I could admire it, she said. HA. Kicking myself, but glad to TOFTT.

Anyone test drive this ad yet?

https://sandiego.rubratings.com/135868

Not much to go on in the ad.

[Epidemik]

Whats up sd mongers! Just happened to be in your fine city for some work. Found a drop dead gorgeous gal with great curves and bedroom eyes on some app called scout / meetup. Shitty app but got her snapchat. Anyways ended going to her place in Mission Valley. Easy setup and nice place. Got a nice hour massage and I left happy. Total damge was $$ would love to see her again when I'm back in town. As always YMMV stay safe fellas. Her snap holasexymami.

[Makanikai77]

Aloha SD Mongers.

I'll be in San Diego at the end of this month visiting from Hawaii and want to know where the best FS Asian AMP's are. I'll be in the mission beach / downtown area and would prefer to go somewhere close by.

If anyone wants info on spots in HI lmk. We got some of the best!

-Makanikai77.

[BlueSkyBlue]

I've been staying away from Kearny Mesa the last for few weeks, hitting up East County places but nothing special to really write about.

However this Sunday I met the new girl at A spa with the name I can't resist -sky-.

But even without a great name, she's definitely a pretty face and a fine near perfect figure to go with it. Smiling warm friendly and attentive, a lot of eye contact. About 5’3” and maybe 23 years old she is cute and perfect body shape, nice curves.

Sensitive, in one word very sensitive and responsive as I was to find out. Actually it was more of a mutual session she really seem to enjoy the slow sensual.

Paid the half hour and started out facedown and soon she started leaning forward running her body up and down so I arch my back and she'll lifted up her shirt and proceeded to lightly massage my lower back with the tips of her beautiful D cup boobs, yes I asked her about it in the end she told me they were D's but personally I would've thought they awesome C's but they're very large soft and feel natural. Fits perfectly on her figure.

After a long slow tease I turned over and quickly agreed to a full menu (no mention of price but I ended up giving her 140 because of outstanding service after the fact) , she quickly ran off for a hot towel and supplies and after a quick clean of continued with the slow sensual body glides. I reciprocated with slow gentle kisses and I so work my way down to her beautiful little trimmed pussy she put her hand over her I was a little worried but she's so sensitive she was just concerned about being gentle so I very gently licked her pussy, sending shutters through her it was an amazing experience watching her respond.

Proceeded to quickly put the cover on and went straight into missionary. I normally enjoy switching around but she was so warm and tight and felt just right being there That I only lasted a few minutes but the whole time she was making hot little noises that drove me wild.

Half hour went by just right, I finished and a quick hot towel clean up and headed out the door.

Truly an awesome Sunday, very well worth repeating with sky 😊 blue sky blue recommended.