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[SuperJimmyC]

I'm looking for info on Asian Crap Shoots.

You can choose to answer any and all of these questions below. Thanks!

1: So if a guy visits ONLY Asian Crap Shoots in NVA on his ventures he's probably going to be paying double for a good experience right? Since from what I've been reading, there's a 50/50 chance every other adventure is going to be a bust right?

2: It's expected that the lady will at least perform a HJ, CBJ and the Main Event right? Preceded by a massage?

3: Ok, so what could go wrong? Homegirl is too old? Homegirl doesn't do GFE? Homegirl too ugly? Homegirl not friendly enough? Not enthused enough?

4: And the going rate for these types of places is $160 H and $130HH?

5: Aren't there like 8 Asian crapshoot operations happening in NVA?

6: Is it so hard to find 4-5 spots that answer the bell every time?

Because if I had a thing for Asian ladies and only wanted to visit ACShoots I'd do my damn best to locate the spots with the girls that will do what I want done. Every single time. If they're available I'd seriously try to find at least 4 places / spots / ladies to answer the bell. And I'd only do HH sessions and save my $30.

7: Are the ladies for the most part permanent or do they change constantly?

8: Are the problems because the service is too often generally crappy or is it the particular wants and needs of the mongers that's causing the problem? When they are mismatched with a masseur / escort? Mongers have all sorts of needs.

9: Aren't most of them private which is a very good thing?

10: Are some mongers holding out with the good information and keeping the good situations for themselves? Is it the old game of the few having a really good time while the new and the many bla, bla, bla? (Just joking here).

I'm just being curious about ACS because we have them here in Maryland and I'm thinking about exploring with a relatively young, decent looking / bodied Asian lady every now and then. I have an older UTR Asian lady but I think I've come to desire a young one every now and then.

Thanks,

Happy Mongering!

SJ.

[GilBang]

That is what I figured. Thought I'd ask everybody just in case I was wondering and people have had a good experience before.

Thanks.

As the name implies, a crapshoot is a gamble. However, I've had a couple of good experiences (and a couple of not so good) with that ad. The couple of good ones, the girls weren't like the ones in the pic but were actually attractive and young. The last one (a few weeks ago) was a nice mid-30's spinner who rocked me for an hour. Everything covered, but allowed me to CIM finish, though she was in a horny mood as it appeared. Like some have said in previous crapshoot posts, you can hit a good jackpot on these as much as you can crap out. Also, these ladies are usually alone all day in that room and sometimes if you're nice, clean and courteous, they'll actually warm up to you and want to spend the time you paid for.

[AkSkier75]

How big are we talking about? LOL.

Her pics don't look like she's a BBW.

Yep, that was the reason for my post and description. It felt like a lost opportunity for them to advertise her as she really is. By the way meant to say $.5 for total.

[Yoyo Spa]

From my bug guy:

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/martyna-...-corner-383066

Martyna. Very welcoming but needed verification. A little heaver than her pics but very sexy. Great service, BBBJ, CFS, very GFE loves to kiss. High end hotel very neat. A must see.

Ditto on Martyna. Mello European chick. Good English. Happy to spend the entire session giving unrushed BBBJTCIM.

[Kurt Honn]

Same experience with elite. Tiffany, Scarlett, Briana were top notch, then duped by many not resembling the pics since.

I've not dreamed as extensively about Elite Models as some here have, but perhaps some recent dreams can complete the picture.

Angeline and Ella are among the best, prettiest, and passionate providers in their price category I've ever dreamed of and fully match their website appearance. Dreaming about them is highly recommended.

Claudia (not currently on the website, but very much resembling the picture when it was up) too was dreamt of as a pretty, sweet, and willing girl with pixie-ish face, though the experience was some hampered by her extremely limited English and concern for near total silence.

Further sayeth dreamer not.

But given these relatively positive experiences, other's dreams would be of great interest. Does Dayana look like her pictures? Valentina? Or is Gaby the only one with grossly misleading pictures (as reported here)?

[Fred86]

Just another Asian crapshoot ad. You won't be seeing anyone who looks anything like the pictures.

That is what I figured. Thought I'd ask everybody just in case I was wondering and people have had a good experience before.

Thanks.

[OldPilot71]

https://adultsearch.com/virginia/arl...scorts/1206207

Haven't really seen anybody comment on these. Been seeing more of their ads.

Just another Asian crapshoot ad. You won't be seeing anyone who looks anything like the pictures.

[KneillBeiyer]

Old time hobbyist new to forum. Looking to see if anyone has seen "April", she goes by different names. She was here few months ago same number different name and PICS. Want to see her but want to make sure she looks reasonable close to PIC in her adds. She says she offers complete menu.

This is her current add and PIC.

https://cityxguide.com/escorts/cauti...90610-16292259

This was the pic from last visit to NOVA.

https://lazypal.com/escorts/listings/657-258-3715/

Any info would be appreciated.

Definitely "Stupid Shit In NOVA".

But your post calling him out is fine?

I need another asshole in Nova like I need a hole in my fucking head.

I'm getting sick of shit like this, get the fuck out of here.

A2

[CStrong79]

Long time lurker. I frequent the Colombians that go around Fairfax and Herndon (they cycle them around). They are almost always great and attractive women, almost always look like their pictures. However, there was one today that is completely not what they advertise but definitely something that some of you might be interested in: https://www.yesbackpage.de/-48/posts...COLOMBIAN.html.

She's pretty dang thick in real life, but she's young, very healthy, and has a pretty face. She also does BBBJ and even CIM if you negotiate correctly (5 total in my situation for a quick visit). Her attitude is great. I got the feeling she wasn't seeing a lot of visits (kept asking me to make sure to come back again) so it motivated me to finally sign up to this forum. I prefer the slender girls, but those guys into BBW may really appreciate this one.

How big are we talking about? LOL.

Her pics don't look like she's a BBW.

[Telcova]

Including BBFSTC at the same price. Just be mindful of the heavy track marks on her arms, wrists, and hands. She'll say they're from a dirt-bike accident, but they never seem to heal.

She has been reviewed before on the BP side, including BBFS and drug use.

[Fred86]

https://adultsearch.com/virginia/arl...scorts/1206207

Haven't really seen anybody comment on these. Been seeing more of their ads.

[Schmoopy]

Hello all,

I am glad I found this site and thanks everyone for reporting back.

I could not be able to contact BL or MS for months, and other K-agencies CP and AG did not answer texts, calls or emails at all. I am wondering if anyone could be able to contact them since CP and AG websites have been updating? Indeed AG replied once to me but lost connection again after that.

I have been with BL for 2 years and I am really surprised that they are gone without trace. I used to spent my birthdays with an independent provider Lee for the past two years but she just retired. Can anyone suggest on how to contact CP and AG, or alternatives similar to the K-agencies?

I occasionally go to NS (rebranded now) Latina agency in NoVa but half of the time I don't have good experience there and so I don't want to risk my birthday. I have also tried contacting the tiny Filipino but she just told me to text after she arrives Tysons in Feb 10.

Look forward to your replies and I will report back if I get reply from the K-agencies. If anyone is interested, I can also share my experience with some independents such as Nabokov, phoebe etc.

Really miss BL! And NS had been a changeup, but took a turn around the elite switch. Lee is my ATF. Only limited experience with AG, but it was similar to BL. Hope they stick. If they don't work out, Kelly from EROS never disappoints.

[Schmoopy]

Newbie lurker here, I've been visiting providers from elitemodels for about half a year now and I'm looking to try something new. Elite models started out great with girls like Martyna and Tiffany, but for others some of the pictures are so off the ball like Gaby that I decided to just leave. I've also had an issue where the girl wanted to end the session half an hour early and got mad when I asked for the extra portion of money that I gave her for an hour. I'm interested if anyone has experience with touring girls and how you've been treated and Lola in particular who will be here tomorrow. Otherwise, I've already gotten in touch with Kelly (meetkelly has a page on eros), but it would be my first time with her as well and I'm curious if she allows some oral stuff like dt and cim.

Same experience with elite. Tiffany, Scarlett, Briana were top notch, then duped by many not resembling the pics since.

Kelly is a sweetheart and a pro. Can't say I tried what you are looking for from her. If that is your thing, Marianna is a must see next time she is in town.

[Bunker Buster]

http://northern-virginia.skipthegame...d/936044275270

Had a dream about her the other day in Arlington. Mid level motel but not bad. The pictures are her and she's attractive. It was that time of the month so I just went for quick BBBJCIMWS. She is good at it and makes sure she gets every drop before the swallow. I think she would just about anything for the right price. Not bad for something quick.

Including BBFSTC at the same price. Just be mindful of the heavy track marks on her arms, wrists, and hands. She'll say they're from a dirt-bike accident, but they never seem to heal.

[DKN511]

Saw some good reviews here for this one.

http://northern-virginia.skipthegame...s/660168517866

Decided to try my luck with the Fairfax one.

Sent a text to the number (didn't make any call) and received an address with rate (4/ hhr or $.6/ hr). Replied that I would come. It's an apartment with easy to access parking. A 2 x Chinese girl opened the door. She looked OK but her breasts were smaller than I anticipated. Wanted large or at least C but was more like a B or less. She didn't understand English. I had to type in her phone Google Translate for "restroom" and I didn't get her name because it was too much effort asking. And I believe the mamasan or the pimp or whatever was also in the apartment since I heard she said something loudly with them, probably that I have come. I gave her more than the rate and she went to the mamasan to get change for me. Back to her room with her after. I took off clothes, lied on bed. She sprayed and cleaned me with alcohol. No shower. Then she put the condom on and went for CBJ. There was no foreplay or massage to get in the mood. Then cowgirl after that till finish. Cleaned me a bit and then tell me to turn around for a massage (normal, not the nuru type). Both of us weren't rude or anything and I guess she tried but felt like inexperience. Then done. I'd give it 5/10.

I guess YMMV. Only good thing is it was easy to setup. Just some texts, no reference or anything. I may try the Alexandria one next time since some good reviews were for that one.