Massage Parlor Reports

[Indiguy]

A cold windy day thought I would get a massage, big mistake. I usually go north but because of the weather thought I would stay closer to home. I had always had pretty good luck at Phoenix in the past so this was my first stop. I was met by a fairly attractive 40 something year old Chinese lady. We got off to a pretty good start, no massage just a little five-minute rub. I told her I only wanted a HE, well that will be $, you pay now. Let me add that I always try and be kind and generous with these ladies because I know that it can be a rough job. Anyway, I told her I always tip afterwards for good service. She wasn't having any part of it so I just got up and started putting on my clothes. This is when she really started going off on me giving me a lot of lip and being very rude. She more of less shoved me out the door as I was leaving, I will not be going back. At this point drove to the muffler shop rang the door bell twice no answer by the way there were no cars in the lot. Number three went back and went into Tucson, was met by an older, overweight lady said her name was Ping, I think. Anyway, she was cordial and fun but massage and ending were average or below at best. Half way through she told me to call her tomorrow and she would give me the other thirty minutes I had paid for, yea right. When that didn't work, she said you just go to sleep for thirty minutes and I'll be right back, damn what did I do to deserve all this. Anyway, sometimes you win and sometimes you lose I guess it just wasn't my day. You might want to seriously reconsider these establishments until some things turn around.

This is the type of intel that makes this site worth the price of admission.

[Stnick62]

It was open Sun and yesterday.

I stopped by muffler shop on Saturday and the door was locked. There was a very tiny car in the parking lot. I think it was one of those smart cars. Anyway it was closed and not sure what happened.

[IndyGolfer60]

I was out East yesterday & tried Luna. Not Good. She was just cold. Now I read the forum & think maybe I should have tried BB. There are so many options on the East side. I drove by U & Jump St but didn't have time to stop. I'm just interested in opinions from the East.

BB?
21 Jump Street?
U-Spa?
N-Spa?
Kings?
Franklin?
10th St?
Other?

BB.

You-SPA.

Kings.

10th ST.

Rose around 15th and Post.

[LuvULots]

A cold windy day thought I would get a massage, big mistake. I usually go north but because of the weather thought I would stay closer to home. I had always had pretty good luck at Phoenix in the past so this was my first stop. I was met by a fairly attractive 40 something year old Chinese lady. We got off to a pretty good start, no massage just a little five-minute rub. I told her I only wanted a HE, well that will be $, you pay now. Let me add that I always try and be kind and generous with these ladies because I know that it can be a rough job. Anyway, I told her I always tip afterwards for good service. She wasn't having any part of it so I just got up and started putting on my clothes. This is when she really started going off on me giving me a lot of lip and being very rude. She more of less shoved me out the door as I was leaving, I will not be going back. At this point drove to the muffler shop rang the door bell twice no answer by the way there were no cars in the lot. Number three went back and went into Tucson, was met by an older, overweight lady said her name was Ping, I think. Anyway, she was cordial and fun but massage and ending were average or below at best. Half way through she told me to call her tomorrow and she would give me the other thirty minutes I had paid for, yea right. When that didn't work, she said you just go to sleep for thirty minutes and I'll be right back, damn what did I do to deserve all this. Anyway, sometimes you win and sometimes you lose I guess it just wasn't my day. You might want to seriously reconsider these establishments until some things turn around.

I stopped by muffler shop on Saturday and the door was locked. There was a very tiny car in the parking lot. I think it was one of those smart cars. Anyway it was closed and not sure what happened.

[BpkbDude]

I was out East yesterday & tried Luna. Not Good. She was just cold. Now I read the forum & think maybe I should have tried BB. There are so many options on the East side. I drove by U & Jump St but didn't have time to stop. I'm just interested in opinions from the East.

BB?
21 Jump Street?
U-Spa?
N-Spa?
Kings?
Franklin?
10th St?
Other?

[RunForGold]

Ventured out to Banner St. today to sample Q Spa as it has been a long while since I've visited. Lulu was my provider, a 5 foot, 40's, petite, THAI lady, first for me. Took the hour, as usual the spa looks clean, tables are soft, and the heat was working, very warm, felt good as Lulu gave me an excellent massage. She speaks very, very little English, but is so nice and pleasant, no edge to her at all. The door was never shut, always left open a little. No teasing to speak of, flipped and she started doing my face and head and then gently led to a good HE. Some OTC touching, but nothing else was on the menu as far as I could tell, as she kept nodding to the door as if there was someone else who might be watching. It was a very relaxing adventure, wasn't shorted on time, I'll go back just to see Lulu.

[Joe Mobo]

A cold windy day thought I would get a massage, big mistake. I usually go north but because of the weather thought I would stay closer to home. I had always had pretty good luck at Phoenix in the past so this was my first stop. I was met by a fairly attractive 40 something year old Chinese lady. We got off to a pretty good start, no massage just a little five-minute rub. I told her I only wanted a HE, well that will be $, you pay now. Let me add that I always try and be kind and generous with these ladies because I know that it can be a rough job. Anyway, I told her I always tip afterwards for good service. She wasn't having any part of it so I just got up and started putting on my clothes. This is when she really started going off on me giving me a lot of lip and being very rude. She more of less shoved me out the door as I was leaving, I will not be going back. At this point drove to the muffler shop rang the door bell twice no answer by the way there were no cars in the lot. Number three went back and went into Tucson, was met by an older, overweight lady said her name was Ping, I think. Anyway, she was cordial and fun but massage and ending were average or below at best. Half way through she told me to call her tomorrow and she would give me the other thirty minutes I had paid for, yea right. When that didn't work, she said you just go to sleep for thirty minutes and I'll be right back, damn what did I do to deserve all this. Anyway, sometimes you win and sometimes you lose I guess it just wasn't my day. You might want to seriously reconsider these establishments until some things turn around.

[Monsignor]

Now that's a spa I'd visit as the first customer only!

RBI.

You can probably file this in the category of more info than you want, but by that measure, MANY of the providers reviewed here could be renamed "bareback spa". At least the ones I've reported on.

[RonBurgIndy]

Now that's a spa I'd visit as the first customer only!

RBI.

I had to laugh at this. For awhile there I thought everyone on this thread was referring to the place as "Bareback" Spa.

BFDeal.

[BFDeal]

I had to laugh at this. For awhile there I thought everyone on this thread was referring to the place as "Bareback" Spa.

BFDeal.

BB Spa is the name, also may be known as Body Balance spa.

https://www.yelp.com/biz/body-balance-spa-indianapolis

[Radarorielly]

Looks like the Russian judge has weighed in! Just kidding, but begs the question who has the hottest masseuses that actually score high in other categories?

RBI.

That would be some other city. Indy gets the masseuses that the handlers can afford to lose (IE go to jail).

[RonBurgIndy]

Looks like the Russian judge has weighed in! Just kidding, but begs the question who has the hottest masseuses that actually score high in other categories?

RBI.

No doubt the massage was excellent. But the new rock star therapist was just OK by my standards.

Massage 9.0.

Therapist (Looks) 5.0.

Release 8.0.

Overall 6.0.

Yummy Crab (next door) 9.0.

Everybody has there tastes. Mine was for the crab and seafood boil. It was outstanding.

[IndyGolfer60]

Passing through on a long drive home any chance someone could share the name.

BB Spa is the name, also may be known as Body Balance spa.

https://www.yelp.com/biz/body-balance-spa-indianapolis

[WifePleezer]

Passing through on a long drive home any chance someone could share the name.

[Radarorielly]

No doubt the massage was excellent. But the new rock star therapist was just OK by my standards.

Massage 9.0.

Therapist (Looks) 5.0.

Release 8.0.

Overall 6.0.

Yummy Crab (next door) 9.0.

Everybody has there tastes. Mine was for the crab and seafood boil. It was outstanding.