Massage Parlor Reports

[HotBoss]

In my experience with AMPs they prefer cash across the board however, most take credit cards for the house fee. I've never, nor have I known anyone to tip a provider using a CC. In my opinion the less paper trail the better. I would recommend cash across the board, and never take more cash than you are prepared to spend. Never let the providers get a look at your cash roll because it will make it difficult to negotiate.

ODF.

I dated a Chinese woman in the Midwest. She owns 3 massage parlors. They all accept credit cards and many "guests" do in fact pay house fees and tips with a credit card. This always amazed me. On more than one occasion, an angry spouse would come in waving a credit card statement.

I was sitting in the back one evening when an angry wife came in. She saw the transaction on a statement and wanted to see the place. The woman was really pissed. I watched on the monitor as the girls smiled and asked if she wanted a massage. She quickly discovered that nobody she was yelling at understood English and she left. I wonder if she went Bobbitt on the guy that night.

I only use cash.

[Jocko45]

I don't know what you mean by "prelims".

OK, fair question. Your review is a little lite on details. Was there a TS, a preview BBBJ, nude warm up, anything, not even a name. RMs suddenly has 4 reviews on this place that was on nobody's radar until this January and suddenly 4 reviews that monger comentors all say are fake owner reviews. These reviews are supposed to be helpful with a little detail. Thats all I'm saying.

[Miketastic69]

I posted a couple years back, crappy massage and a HJ for 170 bucks, No thank you! Back then, everyone was saying how great it was, but we also didn't have all the great AMPs we have now!

When I lived in Orlando for a couple years I went to luxsa a few times and walked out of there feeling like an ass. Usually after spending $250-$500, and having major attitude from providers like mulan. Then cherry blossom on bumby appeared and changed my standards and expectations for ever. I never went back to Luxsa. Never will.

[TheReal84]

Stopped by Rainbow on Saturday since I've been in the past and have seen Lucy there (Which imo is amazing) She's not there anymore though. Was greeted by a very cute in her 30's nice body and 1 of the things I notice is also a nice smile. Any who did the half for the house fee of 2 jacksons and honestly like the saying goes looks are deceiving. Worst massage ever. Plus she made me flip after 10 min. BJ and HJ only thing on the menu with her. Took the HJ special which left me another double jacksons lighter. Roaming wasn't allowed. Won't be returning. Anyone know where Lucy is at now? I know she started at May Spa and went to Rainbow but not sure if she where she is now.

[PerfectAss]

I don't know how some people had a good time at luxsa. Just like those rates, all I remember is getting up-charged for everything every time I've gone. That's about how much it would have been for full menu. It's no wonder why I saw jenncici 50 times at 160/ hr until she raised her rates later. These girls can't do the math. Damn I miss her.

I posted a couple years back, crappy massage and a HJ for 170 bucks, No thank you! Back then, everyone was saying how great it was, but we also didn't have all the great AMPs we have now!

[Bugs2112]

I don't know what you mean by "prelims".

Bugs, Buddy. Sorry, couldn't resist. Great recon. Been to that Barnes 1000 times, can't remember seeing the place behind. So, ok, you got a name or way to ask for this lovely creature? Like "May I see the girl with the orange hair and big tits". Bugs, a little help, please and thank you. Also anything special about the prelims?

[AncientOne]

So a few months back, a bunch of you mongers brought this place to my attention. Thank you all. I feel a comprehensive report is owed. First couple of times I drew Jeannie. She remembered me from Magic / Island where she used to work, even remembered my name. How scary is THAT? Did I visit that place too often for her to remember me? I like Jeannie, personable and not unattractive and she gives a good firm massage and quasi mechanical HE. Two weeks ago I went seeking Linda thanks to some of you mongers AND Jeannie telling me "she pretty". Linda was either off or unavailable so I went with Yoko. As reported here, Yoko is under 5 feet tall yet has strong hands and gave a good massage with a mechanical finish. Today I FINALLY lucked into a pretty thing answering the doorbell, yes Linda! Lets' just say she IS pretty and playful and gives an even better firm massage than the others AND is playful. I know I said that twice but her HE is the antithesis of ALL AMP girls, excluding the big 3 or 4, and their mechanical finishes.

[ODFeelin]

Hi, all.

Longtime lurker, first time poster. Will be traveling to Orlando for a conference in February and can't thank you all enough for all that you do.

Quick question, as a new hobbyist, and forgive me if this is identified elsewhere, but are the AMP's cash-only or do they take credit cards for both the massage and the tip? And do you do that up front or is there a second charge?

In my experience with AMPs they prefer cash across the board however, most take credit cards for the house fee. I've never, nor have I known anyone to tip a provider using a CC. In my opinion the less paper trail the better. I would recommend cash across the board, and never take more cash than you are prepared to spend. Never let the providers get a look at your cash roll because it will make it difficult to negotiate.

ODF.

[Param Ahmad]

Hi, all. .... Quick question, as a new hobbyist, and forgive me if this is identified elsewhere, but are the AMP's cash-only or do they take credit cards for both the massage and the tip? And do you do that up front or is there a second charge?

First, of course, RTFF (see "Abbreviations" tab at top of this page). However, that said, I've always paid cash. I do know some Asian Massage Parlors, or AMPs, accept credit cards, but imagine needing to dispute a credit card overcharge from an AMP and saying to a credit card company employee, "She only gave me a hand job but charged me for a blow job!" Think also about making a paper trail revealing for eternity your experiences with prostitution. Occasionally client lists of such places are seized by law enforcement and published in newspapers and on-line for the next woman you ask for a date, or your next prospective employer, to find when she Googles your name. Maybe others who have paid with a credit card can tell you if the house fee of $40 or $60 or however much that you usually pay upon entry must be paid separately from the tip you pay when you leave, or in the middle of the experience if you are unlucky enough to choose a masseuse who insists on being tipped before she does anything particularly satisfying.

[LexRyde]

If you're on that area, you're about 35-45 min from Orlando and Tampa. Plenty of posts to read thru for AMP's. Just too many to name. But that area, even though in a tourist area is dry. Good luck.

I am down from Cincinnati and staying close to 4 Corners on Bronson Hywy. Looking for a good place to go. Any help would be appreciated. Please PM me with some help. Thanks theoldpilot.

[Dixen Cider]

Hi, all.

Longtime lurker, first time poster. Will be traveling to Orlando for a conference in February and can't thank you all enough for all that you do.

Quick question, as a new hobbyist, and forgive me if this is identified elsewhere, but are the AMP's cash-only or do they take credit cards for both the massage and the tip? And do you do that up front or is there a second charge?

Some take cc payments but it's not something I'd even consider. IMO you're better off stopping at an ATM on the way. Typically it's the house fee upfront at the register then the tip in the massage room for the fun stuff.

[HotLuck54]

Do any of you mongers know of massage place that offers a milking table?

Short answer, Not at an area AMP. Seems like an awesome addition. Maybe a Local Independent? Ladies, step up please.

HL54.

[SammFunGuy]

300/ hr. 175/ hhr.

I don't know how some people had a good time at luxsa. Just like those rates, all I remember is getting up-charged for everything every time I've gone. That's about how much it would have been for full menu. It's no wonder why I saw jenncici 50 times at 160/ hr until she raised her rates later. These girls can't do the math. Damn I miss her.

[Bugs2112]

They generally discourage putting tips on credit cards. It leaves a paper trail if law enforcement gets curious.

Hi, all.

Longtime lurker, first time poster. Will be traveling to Orlando for a conference in February and can't thank you all enough for all that you do.

Quick question, as a new hobbyist, and forgive me if this is identified elsewhere, but are the AMP's cash-only or do they take credit cards for both the massage and the tip? And do you do that up front or is there a second charge?

[McWired]

No mention of rates on her ad. Anyone have an idea what they are?

Thanks.

Sox.

300/ hr. 175/ hhr.