Massage Parlor Reports

[WilyWillie]

Long time lurker, first time contributor.

I've periodically stepped out over the years to test the waters of NOVA. My go to places has been in the Herndon area with the Eldon location my most common spot. I used to have a good time there but the last few times not so much. Thanks to this forum I tried the new Spa across the street and it felt like old times. I took the half hour for. 6 and before we got started on the massage, at my request, she had dropped all laundry. Nice DD bolt-ons nice shape mid-30's, I did not catch her name. The massage was rather short maybe 12-15 min but it was good firm massage not too soft. She got up on the table and rubbed those DD's up and down my back side. After the massage we had a nice play time, a lot of nursing, fiv play, and then some prostrate play. I finished all over the DD's. She cleaned us both up and I tipped $. That was the best experience I have had at an AMP in a while. I will return.

[Oldfart69]

Good for you that you've had pleasant experiences with Cristine. Others haven't fared as well. She's definitely a YMMV type of provider.

That seems to be true of several of the Thai providers, especially indies. Some of it depends on how much you are willing to pay. Reviews here and on them indicate that guys can pay the base hour rate and get a decent massage with a standard NOVA finish for about the same cost as an AMP. Others can accept an upsell and get much more, sometimes a great GFE for about the cost of a good escort. An example is the regrettably retired Kay. Sometimes it depends on the vibe you two have together. That can make it hard to decide whether to comment on a provider in the massage or escort forum.

[RobIvan]

Good for you that you've had pleasant experiences with Cristine. Others haven't fared as well. She's definitely a YMMV type of provider.

She's always been pretty accommodating. If she didn't have wifi / cell phone service she would be a 10/10 on service.

[MeeGook]

In the YMMV category, saw Vandara a couple weeks ago. As others have mentioned she does give a professional massage and definitely knows what she is doing. She is also one of the oldest looking providers I've had. Unfortunately, as others have mentioned, the HE is an extra upcharge which was disappointing. $120 for a great massage w / no HE is pricey in my book. I can get a great massage for less.

[Tom McAn]

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/cristine...-fairfax-52796

She's a fun, thorough therapist and I've seen her many times. She's easy to contact via text and schedule. Clean room and shower. She is not a clock watcher at all.

Maybe I just click with her. I recommend and will visit her again and again.

As always, YMMV.

Happy Hunting,

Justin.

Good for you that you've had pleasant experiences with Cristine. Others haven't fared as well. She's definitely a YMMV type of provider.

[FreeThree1]

Just wondering if anyone could PM me where the hispanic massage parlor is up there? Or a latina provider would be cool. Thanks! If you have any questions about richmond I'd be more than happy to trade info.

[LookieHookie18]

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...t/6484278.html

Hello all, wondering if anyone has any info on this provider? I couldn't find anything on the forum, but it looks like she used to advertise in DC as Roxy Monroe? I'm very intrigued by the "Gentleman Spa Package" listed on her ad. I'm visiting this week so any info would be great.

Lance.

Yes, visited her. Legit place and fantastic cmt skills, very pleasant to be around, good looking gal taller but nice body. However if looking for lots of ending options it probably won't be for you. Standard nova, but YMMV.

[Lancemalking]

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...t/6484278.html

Hello all, wondering if anyone has any info on this provider? I couldn't find anything on the forum, but it looks like she used to advertise in DC as Roxy Monroe? I'm very intrigued by the "Gentleman Spa Package" listed on her ad. I'm visiting this week so any info would be great.

Lance.

[Telcova]

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/cristine...-fairfax-52796

She's a fun, thorough therapist and I've seen her many times. She's easy to contact via text and schedule. Clean room and shower. She is not a clock watcher at all.

Maybe I just click with her. I recommend and will visit her again and again.

As always, YMMV.

Happy Hunting,

Justin.

I saw her a few times years ago, working out of extended stay type hotels. I always left happy.

[Madness322]

K&J. Just a little intelligence on Joanne, I visited this spot the first week it was opened and was blown away by the technique and service provided by Joanne, they are wise to her reputation and if you call and ask if you can see her they will say yes, If it is not an unusually tall woman (compared to the average Asian woman) you are not looking at the original. Actually the short Joanne I had once did a very similar style job, they must compare notes. Another time I was there and asked another therapist about Joanne and she asked which one? The tall one? She had her meet me at the door on the way out for a hug.

[JustaNon75]

After a long break (on her part and mine) I sent a text to Nalee. In my hiatus I had switched burners and neglected to remember my previous number. After some back and forth I assured her that I had visited many times before. The lesson here is to securely notate your previous numbers.

I arrived at my scheduled time and was warmly greeted. Some smiles, a hug, more small talk and then on to the massage room.

Nalee is, in my opinion, the best massage therapist in the area. She takes her craft very seriously and my advice is to sit back and let her do her work. She'll ask what hurts and then take care of all your aches and pains. I almost enjoy the before the flip as much as after the flip. That's saying a lot.

Clean, comfortable. Thorough, deep, intense. Therapeutic with a touch of sensual. I have visited her 15+ times and will continue, provided she's in country.

Happy hunting.

Justin.

[JustaNon75]

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/cristine...-fairfax-52796

She's a fun, thorough therapist and I've seen her many times. She's easy to contact via text and schedule. Clean room and shower. She is not a clock watcher at all.

Maybe I just click with her. I recommend and will visit her again and again.

As always, YMMV.

Happy Hunting,

Justin.

[SexyD]

Looking for any information on Katie / Kelly / Keri, the cute 40's masseuse that just left Mikos. May have left the area or moved to a new shop in Fairfax or Annandale. Now that she has left I can share with the board that Cindy and Suzi are the owners of Mikos.

[TheOuroboros]

Since my other options were failing, I decided to go to K&J where I haven't been in awhile. I usually end up with Joanne but the last time there, I was with some woman that wasn't all that. Therefore, I have been going to other places. So it has been awhile. I go there and a pretty and a short MILF said come back in 20 minutes. I leave and come back, and get the MILF whose name is Lisa. She's attractive enough so I was pleased with who I got. Someone was in the shower, so she started the massage. I did ask her about the shower during the massage and she said I will get one after. I guess that is ok but I do like to get the shower beforehand. Massage was pretty good and she put good effort into it. After the flip, the negotiations begin and apparently I didn't bring enough for her version of upgrades. So we settled for slightly upgraded NOVA. She takes off her dress or whatever she was wearing but leaves her panties on her and starts doing her thing. I then ask if she can take off her panties and this is when things go bat shit crazy. After I ask (friendly and gently of course), she says "oh, you want things to go faster, huh. We can make things go faster. " It was just a bad vibe. I told her why you being mean and you can slow down but she goes "nah, it's too late, we go fast now". It was such an odd interaction and never had that type of thing happen. I did like some of the girls there, but I probably won't be back for awhile. She was trying to be nice at the end by bullshitting but it was too late. Just FYI for everybody.

Some providers just lack both the technical skill and social skills involved with making a meaningful ST. It's always about the dough but some providers have enough talent and charisma to make the most of the moment. To make it feel authentic and less mechanical. Those are the providers worth revisiting and sadly it does seem there are less of them and more of this wallet snatching shake-weights that want you to blow as fast as possible so they can move onto the next transaction in the assembly line of their day to day. That kills the experience for me and frankly our only defense is to end our patrionage and hope it sends the message. It also helps to voice these concerns by finding the head honcho. Most AMPs have one. Let them know your experience sucked and you won't be returning. Or conversely, explain to them in this case that their service is nowhere near the level of Joanne and that if you return at all it will be only to see her or until the current batch follows her legacy. Rotations are common and owners know when their current girls aren't driving business they go back to the drawing boards and bring in better trained professionals. Accepting mediocrity is the first misstep.

[SexAddict96]

Since my other options were failing, I decided to go to K&J where I haven't been in awhile. I usually end up with Joanne but the last time there, I was with some woman that wasn't all that. Therefore, I have been going to other places. So it has been awhile. I go there and a pretty and a short MILF said come back in 20 minutes. I leave and come back, and get the MILF whose name is Lisa. She's attractive enough so I was pleased with who I got. Someone was in the shower, so she started the massage. I did ask her about the shower during the massage and she said I will get one after. I guess that is ok but I do like to get the shower beforehand. Massage was pretty good and she put good effort into it. After the flip, the negotiations begin and apparently I didn't bring enough for her version of upgrades. So we settled for slightly upgraded NOVA. She takes off her dress or whatever she was wearing but leaves her panties on her and starts doing her thing. I then ask if she can take off her panties and this is when things go bat shit crazy. After I ask (friendly and gently of course), she says "oh, you want things to go faster, huh. We can make things go faster. " It was just a bad vibe. I told her why you being mean and you can slow down but she goes "nah, it's too late, we go fast now". It was such an odd interaction and never had that type of thing happen. I did like some of the girls there, but I probably won't be back for awhile. She was trying to be nice at the end by bullshitting but it was too late. Just FYI for everybody.