Massage Parlor Reports

**SickoModeJoe** · 01-25-19 18:19

I'm visiting LA for a week. If anyone can DM me what the best AMP is in town, that would be spectacular. I'll be happy to share with you my experience.

**DGoodLife** · 01-25-19 13:21

Originally Posted by JimmySlade [View Original Post]

Colleen was the first provider I ever saw couple years ago. Found her on CL. Super chill & down to earth. Great convo the whole time. Wouldn't say she's a model but def cute and nice body. If you like them thin. I typically like deeper massages and she tried but not quite strong enough. But oh man she did some "soft" things that drove me wild. Had 3 or 4 sessions with her. Last time I saw her was about a year ago. I noticed she stopped posting on switter so not sure if she's still providing. I'd schedule with her again but I don't want to be the dude hassling her if she's no longer providing massages LOL.

Oh. And what's GPS??

Still around posted on twitter on Jan 23rd.

I always wondered about her, if you can send me details would be grateful. Price. Ect.

**Southsiide87** · 01-24-19 21:27

Where is the best AMP in Irvine. Least a HJ would like BBBJ.

**FanService** · 01-23-19 00:27

Originally Posted by AlanDershowitz [View Original Post]

So I'm new to the game and haven't had any luck with AMPs other than HJ. Does it just require repeat experiences with each individual AMP before moving to FS / BBBJ? Maybe I'm checking out the wrong spots but didn't seem like they were ok doing more. Maybe that's just on the west side though?

Some won't offer FS until they get to know you. I had this AMP I use to go to in Ontario, and it took a couple trips before FS was opened up to me. Heck, I got to know one well enough to where I started meeting her outside of the place. Unfortunately some idiot made a detail posting about how he would score at that place on Rubmaps, and wouldn't you know the place got shut down a month later. The lady I was meeting started working out of a couple places in the OC area for a few months, but then texted me out of the blue one day and said she was moving to work in Vegas. It was quite a shame really, because she took REALLY good care of me when it came to that. I've moved down towards the San Diego area since then, and have just been going to Tijuana instead of hitting up MPs. It's wayyyy cheaper, and easier to get what I want now.

**DudleyDawson69** · 01-22-19 12:10

I am flying in today and looking for a good AMP. Please PM me some places.

**Travellr** · 01-21-19 15:42

No better title for my experience with this group.

No nuru. No kissing. No licking. Lady asked me to disrobe and lay down. Put a condom on and started a very mediocre BJ. Wasn't even fully erect before she climbed on. We switch to missonary before I quit and said I'm done. Didn't even nut.

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/136017

**The Camel** · 01-20-19 23:34

Originally Posted by AlanDershowitz [View Original Post]

So I'm new to the game and haven't had any luck with AMPs other than HJ. Does it just require repeat experiences with each individual AMP before moving to FS / BBBJ? Maybe I'm checking out the wrong spots but didn't seem like they were ok doing more. Maybe that's just on the west side though?

MP World parses into HJ only places (rub and tugs), FS places where as a general rule the providers are committed to doing FS for the larger tips (they don't want HJ only customers), and a hybrid variety of primarily Chinese spots where each provider draws her own boundaries (there are Chinese MPs in every classification but IME, most of the hybrid spots I've found myself in tend to be Chinese). You virtually assure yourself of FS if you do some research and choose locations dedicated to earning FS money i. e. You do not need to make repeated visits to score FS. As I've suggested before, you can research on this site to separate the FS spots from the HJ specialists, but it will be easy to obtain a decently clear overview of what's what throughout the entire metro area for a $20 investment for one month of full access to RubMaps.

**AlanDershowitz** · 01-20-19 19:25

Has anyone been to Kyla's Spa recently? I'd wanted to schedule with Kim but they texted me she wasn't working there anymore. Wasnt too happy with the remaining selection so bailed. Anyone know where Kim is or if Kyla's is worth it anyway?

**AlanDershowitz** · 01-20-19 19:20

So I'm new to the game and haven't had any luck with AMPs other than HJ. Does it just require repeat experiences with each individual AMP before moving to FS / BBBJ? Maybe I'm checking out the wrong spots but didn't seem like they were ok doing more. Maybe that's just on the west side though?

**Tarzane07** · 01-18-19 16:29

Anyone have good experiences in the university park area of town? I'm visiting soon. Not from the area and would welcome your advice. Please PM if you prefer. Thanks.

**JimmySlade** · 01-18-19 00:06

Originally Posted by BoulderBoy [View Original Post]

Thanks for the prompt reply, dude! That's a rarity. Not that I'd be surprised but is the pic not her? I'd say that's close to model type. I'm open to a semi butter face if the body is amazing. What did you pay? And, yeah, GPS is Golden Pussy Syndrome.

I don't think its her in pics but kinds similar. 250 for 1 hr, 300 for 90 minutes I think.

Hands were allowed on the body but didn't ever try to touch the V. She didn't seem open to it. She always kept booty shorts or thong on too. Was a nice B2 B massage with a HE. She'd take me to the edge while face down and she always took her time on the flip too. 11/10 would do it again.

**KoreanThumper** · 01-17-19 17:45

Any places in WeHo worth checking out these days?

**AlanDershowitz** · 01-17-19 00:24

Originally Posted by Miketastic69 [View Original Post]

Send me that information too! Pm is fine.

Hi, did you end up getting that info? I'm new and have been searching but haven't had any luck. Would you mind PM'ing me if so?

**Usawhaa** · 01-15-19 23:43

Maybe it's because I'm high and a little buzzed but this was hilarious!

Don't comment often, if ever (lucker who knows how you use Google), but PiscillaM you are worth it!

Good rules in here regardless of any MP.

Might hit up goldfinger just because of the story.

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

So I took a new years resolution that I will not let an old Asian woman jerk me off in 2019. I went to LE health center on venice and the cross street of a famous music composer with the first name Ludwig, and walked right out because the staff was a mamason who looked like she had been stepped on by jabba the hut.

I went to goldfinger on westwood just a pussy hair south of santa monica. Here re the doos ad dooonots:

Do ask for a girl named yoyo. She actually has a waistline and did not survive the Korean war. She does not do a great deal of teasing but did not complain when I took 25 minutes to blow. She did call me superman. She did kiss my neck and her breath did smell like garlic after being shoved up the ass of a long haul truckdriver.

Do not look into the break room. It is like Indiana jones and the ark. The smell from that break room is worse than any case of bacterial vaginosis on fig. OMG, do they fucken eat shit in there?

Do not talk in the foyer. If I hear one more monger say "can I use the bathroom" or "how much is the half hour" or "how late are you open" or "do you have any fat BSW" I will seriously blow the entire los angeles metropolitan statistical area up.

Do not look at the sheets they put down. There was a hole in mine.

Do not take the fucken water they offer at the end.

Do not wait in the foyer. This is the second fucken time I have seen duds park their asses in the waiting room chairs. Any one who sits down in an MP to wait must have a lower IQ than a congressperson from the Bronx.

Do get the full hour. I have no idea why, but the half is 40 and the full is 50 and when you get the full it is like you are a fucken NFL starting quarterback in terms of them treating you nice (fucken joke you can't go helmet in).

Do not leave out the front door, there is a back door.

Do not get a handjob from the mamasan. Jenny, she is a fucken smelly pig.

Do ask for a line up.

Do call ahead, I like jenny's bullshit about how they have new girls. Also, her views on the current debate over the Syria withdrawal are interesting.

Bottom line. Yoyo gives a good handjob. Oh, it is 50 for a full hour and I left 70 for a vigorous handjob just to piss you fuckers off. She probably would have taken 40.

**NathanCross** · 01-15-19 23:10

Originally Posted by Yaboy25 [View Original Post]

I've seen a lot of you guys talk about this eco place with latinas, can someone message me and point me in the right direction please? I've had my experience with escorts. And I went to 2 MP and no luck, maybe I'm not going to the right places?

Corner of S. Vermont and Torrance Blvd. There is a gas station, south of that is the plaza you want. It's next door to the hair salon.