Massage Parlor Reports

**LigmaPatient0** · 01-17-19 18:49

Just a quick report of my dreams from last year.

Asian Massage: Nothing great, okay massage from an below average looking auntie with HE.

Asia Massage: it's a DIY dream, with one okay looking provider and one cute one. Avoid the cute one she doesn't do HE while the other one DIY with some roaming.

Akoya: another DIY with OTC roaming and is decent looking.

Lansing Wellness: HE from a young provider started with DIY but went on to assist finish.

Lansing Accupressure: Table shower and FS from older provider after mediocre massage.

Eastern Zen Massage: Okay massage with basic HE, claims to table shower but haven't seen it.

Lansing Wellness Center: Good massage from average looking provider with basic HE.

Hawaii Health Spa: its legendary end of review.

L. A. Spa: table shower with FS, very rushed and upsales.

Oriental Health and Massage: Table shower with FS from average provider, but man can she ride.

And that's about it.

**StealthMong23** · 01-17-19 16:24

Went to Akoya about a week ago for the first time. I am always a little unnerved when there is a man there, but then a very short, 50 ish lady took me to a room. I don't like the short walls and curtains instead of doors. Decent massage, lots of great teasing, after the flip was pretty standard, she kept saying "shhh", a little distracting. Let me get the girls out, really nice, but had to work to do it, no help at all. May repeat, doubt if there is anything more available.

**Bandit1** · 01-16-19 22:27

Originally Posted by Soupy3838 [View Original Post]

Can you give some details about Kelly at Oriental?

Services?

How old, body type, breast size?

Thanks in advance.

Sweet body, nice rack, pretty face, she is like the Asian version of the (girl next door). I would go see her more often but I like to keep her for a special treat. As far as age. Your guess is as good as mine. 30 ish. I know most of the time 30 ish in Asian women is mid 40's but this one is different LOL.

**LrdtRagian** · 01-13-19 18:34

Not sure if this counts as forty but I saw there at on city's and thought ok new place, why not. Long story 100% ligit. Did 30 min 40 $. No tease, not hint of a tease. No hint of extra. Hell no flip. I didn't even enjoy the massage. It was basic and super repetitive th hint the same spot over a s over till skin started to hurt. And she was nice enough to ask me I would like to tip her as I was leaving.

**Soupy3838** · 01-13-19 11:06

Can you give some details about Kelly at Oriental?

Services?

How old, body type, breast size?

Thanks in advance.

Originally Posted by Bandit1 [View Original Post]

The two that work there now in my opinion less that par, HE sub standard and as for the one that is working at Holmes. Well I don't understand why they wear this girdle things, that is a total turn off. I agree that Magic is the best choice at this time. All though if you boys want a top notch gal you should take a ride to Grand Rapids. Oriental Massage ask for Kelli. I'm not afraid to say she is everything we seek.

**Bandit1** · 01-12-19 23:47

Originally Posted by BoyBear [View Original Post]

Amante, I think you'll be happier at Wellness on Cedar. Holmes location rarely has more than one provider. And no guarantee you'll be getting the same experience from one visit to the next. Cedar location has several ladies and overall experience quality is better. Currently, Magic is the best choice but Cedar Wellness is a solid second (and typically less busy). Oh by the way, I'm talking about both the massage & anything that might occur between consenting adults. Boybear.

The two that work there now in my opinion less that par, HE sub standard and as for the one that is working at Holmes. Well I don't understand why they wear this girdle things, that is a total turn off. I agree that Magic is the best choice at this time. All though if you boys want a top notch gal you should take a ride to Grand Rapids. Oriental Massage ask for Kelli. I'm not afraid to say she is everything we seek.

**Member #5850** · 01-12-19 09:08

In nearly two decades of this hobby I've never had a Four Hand Massage. I really don't know why, it just hasn't occurred to me to have one. I've been thinking lately that I'd like to give it a try. Any guidance or suggestions on where to get the best four hands experience would be greatly appreciated. Seems to me I'd need to cal ahead to arrange it, so no problem there. Also, any advice on what to expect or what I can do to make the experience more enjoyable would appreciated as well.

Stay fun.

**Member #5850** · 01-11-19 10:25

Originally Posted by BoyBear [View Original Post]

Amante, I think you'll be happier at Wellness on Cedar. Holmes location rarely has more than one provider. And no guarantee you'll be getting the same experience from one visit to the next. Cedar location has several ladies and overall experience quality is better. Currently, Magic is the best choice but Cedar Wellness is a solid second (and typically less busy). Oh by the way, I'm talking about both the massage & anything that might occur between consenting adults. Boybear.

Thank you, BoyBear. I have received good massages from Cedar. Just a bit far which is why I'm asking for opinions about Holmes. Anyone else have recommendations? Anyone with experience at Holmes Wellness would be appreciated. What about the providers at Holmes?

**BoyBear** · 01-11-19 01:32

Originally Posted by AmanteMI [View Original Post]

Anyone know the quality of massages at Lansing Wellness on Holmes. I get very good massages at Magic Touch and I go there about once a month. Thinking about rotation between two locations for good a massage. I'm thinking Magic Touch and Lansing Wellness because they're close to each other and me.

Amante, I think you'll be happier at Wellness on Cedar. Holmes location rarely has more than one provider. And no guarantee you'll be getting the same experience from one visit to the next. Cedar location has several ladies and overall experience quality is better. Currently, Magic is the best choice but Cedar Wellness is a solid second (and typically less busy). Oh by the way, I'm talking about both the massage & anything that might occur between consenting adults. Boybear.

**Member #5850** · 01-10-19 12:52

Anyone know the quality of massages at Lansing Wellness on Holmes. I get very good massages at Magic Touch and I go there about once a month. Thinking about rotation between two locations for good a massage. I'm thinking Magic Touch and Lansing Wellness because they're close to each other and me.

**Member #5850** · 01-07-19 17:54

Dang! Went back to Akoya hoping to get the hot chick I had last month. Nope. They don't allow call ahead scheduling with anyone. Bummer. This time I a female who would score a 5. Maybe. Massage was okay. I sort of like being massaged through the towel. I do have a problem with the curtains and thin walls. Hearing the guy in the next room moan and groan was a mood killer. I cut it short at 30 minutes. Gave the massager person $10.00 and left.

I'm done with that place for a while. Maybe to South Cedar next. Anyone have anything good happen at Lansing Wellness on Holmes?

**Jeff Mcthrustr** · 01-06-19 23:32

What a waste of time and hard earned money! I hadn't been to L. A. Spa for years, but I decided to visit the place recently because I had some good times there in the past with a woman named Lucy. Unfortunately, this time I got Mae, a beat up wreck of a woman with the voice of an old man who drank too much whiskey and smoked too many cigars and has an extremely shitty attitude. The massage was rushed, and the performance of her extras was so subpar, that she flat out killed my mood. Avoid this place or at least Man-voiced Mae at all costs.

**MD 2020** · 01-02-19 15:21

I was in town for business, and based on some decent reviews tried the AMP on Saginaw Hwy upstairs next to goodyear. Came in around 3 pm midweek for an hour. Nothing marking the door so hoped for the best and rang the bell. Drew a 50 ish lady who was the only one working. Despite what I thought should be a slower time, 3 mongers rang the bell while I was there. The first one that rang was 15 minutes into my rub, and for some reason she brought him into another room. He left after laying there for like 30 minutes all pissed off. I would be too.

Anyways, provider was below average looking, less than average massage quality, and average ending with very limited roaming allowed. As I was leaving the lady told me in Engrish something "next time 10 minutes something something". I shrugged and left.

**StealthMong23** · 01-01-19 15:12

Originally Posted by Averily [View Original Post]

Did you mean S. Penn? Is there another place on S. Cedar than Lansing Wellness?

Sorry, Yes, I meant S. Penn. I think it is called Eastern Zen, something like that.

**Averily** · 01-01-19 15:09

Did you mean S. Penn? Is there another place on S. Cedar than Lansing Wellness?

Originally Posted by Stealthmong23 [View Original Post]

One night I was trying to visit Saginaw (by Goodyear), and was too late. I called the number and she said "I have a friend. ", and was directed to the S. Cedar location (in the office building). I figure why not? Was not really worth it. They did not have a TS, and the whole experience was just so-so. Average looking, uninspired massage, happy ending but not really arousing or very sensual. No extras offered, no sexy attire, etc. I would not repeat unless I saw more info on a new girl, better experience, etc.