Massage Parlor Reports

[BlueSkyBlue]

Disappointing visit to Hui massage today.

I called ahead and showed up at the agreed-upon time but was led to the room and waited 15 minutes for before the provider showed up.

The provider was Shasha, an older over 50 Chinese woman with virtually no English skills.

Her massage skills would probably have been marginally acceptable if she had bothered to use oil during the massage. However, The massage she gave me was a very rough skin on skin massage with very minimal use oil. Basically 40 minutes of a rug burn, really not that enjoyable for me.

On the flip, hot towel and some light massaging on the arms. No sensual, no build up. My hands and feet had been cold during the whole massage so now I was kind of curled up on my back slightly shivering when she grab my cock and said OK to massage here? Immediately asked me how much you tip? When I told her $40 she said no 50 and I said sorry so she quickly back down to 40 and proceeded to tug on my very soft and unexcited member. I really did want to release and just closed my eyes and it only took a minute for her to milk me but it was not a sensual or exciting experience. It was more like a quick tug with virtually no sensation, really not pleasurable just emptying my balls.

She quickly wipes me off and walked out immediately asking me did I want some water, when I looked up at the clock I realize there was still 15 minutes left. She was more concerned about taking care of the next customer and making more money instead of giving me the time and attention that I had paid for

So in summary: mediocre massage that was basically a rough skin abrasion.

I was shorted 15 minutes of time and no sensual , I don’t see any reason to give her a $50 tip that she was asking for

I'm not going to bother to repeat.

[ModernMonger]

Recently went to V Spa as I was looking to get a BJ. Tried to book something with Destiny. Who apparently has the BJ skills. But she never responded to my text. So I end up at V spa and since the talent rotates often here, I rolled the dice and got Coco. BTW, the girl that greets you at V Spa. She looks like she would be a lot of fun to be with. She almost looks like Qiqi from a while back.

So back to Coco. She's a really young and plain Jane looking girl, which was not a turn on right off the bat. There are some that are naturally very pretty without any makeup. She was not that type IMHO. Her attitude. You could tell that she wasn't one of those that get into it and are super friendly or flirty. She just kind of seemed new at this and was going through the motions. Which also doesn't help the mood. Massage was below average. On the flip, she asked if I had been there before and what I wanted. I say yes I've been here and tell her I just want a BJ. Told her I typically pay $80. She asks "you don't want full service? Seeming disappointed. But I politely decline 'cause why would I want to hit that when she's just not even into it. So, she goes and gets the goods. The CBJ was okay, no playing with the boys at all. Doesn't take anything off. Just goes straight to business. I was actually able to finish and that's pretty much it. She did finish the massage, doing arms and legs. She cleans me up and I start to get dressed. She briefly leaves while I'm changing and she comes back in to fix up the room. She fixes the table again for the next customer and says "bye". Doesn't wait for me or walk me out. It was pretty strange. I think if I accepted the offer for water, it might have ended in a nicer way. But since I didn't. CYA! So I finish changing and I say bye to the nice girl up front.

Sometimes you take one for the team when you roll the dice. $40 HH and $80 CBJ. Hope this report helps you guys out.

[Jernie2018]

Any good ones in imperial beach? I see green massage and diamond spa but was wondering if anyone had luck at those two?

[ModernMonger]

Anybody tied this place? In La Jolla Blvd in the Bird Rock area. Can't tell if it's legit or not. Thanks in advance for ant intel.

I have been here. It's $60 an hour. First time there, I got a legit Thai massage. It was actually a really good massage, and there was stretching towards the end where I thought it might go somewhere, but no dice.

My most recent visit with a different girl, got the HJ finish. She asked if I had been there before, and I told her I had. With no expectations. YMMV obviously. And I don't recall their names since I thought it to be a legit shop.

Both girls were younger than most 40/40 places in the Convoy area though. I'd say they were in their 20's or early 30's. But I've only been the 2 times. I will say that the parking in front is 2 hr parking spots, and there isn't too much foot traffic there in Bird Rock during business hours.

Report back when you go. Good luck!

[MisterTwinkies]

What exactly is a cartel boss supposed to look like and why would you be drinking with him?

If they look like an extra from Netflix's Narcos, run. And brother, you'll drink with anyone at Hong Kong when you're hammered and surrounded by hot chicks.

Yeah Eva is still there as of last week.

Sweet, thanks mang.

[Augustey]

Looking to hit up a cool spot that offers FS. Any tips? No pun intended obviously.

[Augustey]

Any good FS spots that are close to El Cajon?

[Eddie619]

Went to you Spa in Lemon Grove this afternoon. Had a nice time with Angela. She is probably late 30's ish, but I am bad with age so who knows. She is a pretty girl with a nice thin figure. I paid 40 for 1 hr and got an awesome massage with lots of teasing. Half way through I flipped and she pointed at my package and I said "sure" and she got started without ever mentioning a tip. As she began I asked if she does BJ and she shook her head no. She continued with a wonderful 2 handed HJ. I shot a big load that went all over the table past my shoulder. She let me feel her tits and also pulled down her skirt so I could rub (but not finger) the kitty. She cleaned me up and continued the massage for another 20 minutes or so. She was very pleasant and her attention to detail in every way was appreciated. I would highly recommend her for those looking for HJ and a great massage. Would definitely repeat with her as she was just such a nice girl.

If you come in the morning and clean she will offer FS and BBJ if you are really nice.

Her tits are a little flat though but kitty is clean and tight.

[ManOfTheWood]

Spending a week here in your fine city and have been looking over the reports to see what activities would be enjoyable. Went to Z massage and was greeted by Honey. She took the 40 for the hr and led me to the room. She told me to get undressed and asked if I wanted 4 hand. . Well hells to the yeah!! Never done that before and after reading one of the earlier reports, had hoped that it would be available. The second girl was Eva. I am terrible at gaging Asian women's age but I would think that she was late 20's early 30's. Very nice body, natural B's and nice ass. Honey was a little older, good body, smaller tits and not as nice is the ass department. Both girls were very chatty and kept asking if I enjoy. I think they were feeling me out because I am obviously not from here. Eventually the rub got more sensual and Eva put her crotch against my hand while my arms where at my side on the table. I began rubbing her thru her panties (they were both wearing short summer dresses) and eventually she reached down and pulled her panties open so that I had full access to her very wet pussy. She also placed my other hand on Honey's crotch but I never got access to inside the panties.

On the flip, Honey worked my rod and Eva put both of her very nice tits in my face and in my mouth. After the HE the continued with a very nice foot (Honey) and head, neck scalp massage (Eva).

They made me promise to come back to see them before I go home. Damage was 40 x 2 house fee and 60 x 2 tip. I may have found a new obsession with this 4 hand message.

[HoneyBoy]

I would like to apologize to anyone who's PM'd me in the last three months (no, not that kind of PM, get your mind out of the gutter, guy) and gotten no response. I had to lay low after an incident in Tijuana during my last visit. Let's just say that if you're at the Hong Kong club and a guy that looks like a cartel boss starts drinking with you don't take selfies with him cause you might end up on the CBP watchlist.

Anyways, does anybody know if Eva is still at Z's Massage? I haven't had a HE in a long ass time and I need to get my ass back in gear. I checked on Rubmaps but it's the new year and I still haven't paid for my subscription, probably will next week.

Thanks to all who wondered where my ass was at though, LOL.

What exactly is a cartel boss supposed to look like and why would you be drinking with him?

[HoneyBoy]

Went to you Spa in Lemon Grove this afternoon. Had a nice time with Angela. She is probably late 30's ish, but I am bad with age so who knows. She is a pretty girl with a nice thin figure. I paid 40 for 1 hr and got an awesome massage with lots of teasing. Half way through I flipped and she pointed at my package and I said "sure" and she got started without ever mentioning a tip. As she began I asked if she does BJ and she shook her head no. She continued with a wonderful 2 handed HJ. I shot a big load that went all over the table past my shoulder. She let me feel her tits and also pulled down her skirt so I could rub (but not finger) the kitty. She cleaned me up and continued the massage for another 20 minutes or so. She was very pleasant and her attention to detail in every way was appreciated. I would highly recommend her for those looking for HJ and a great massage. Would definitely repeat with her as she was just such a nice girl.

Seems a bit odd that she doesn't do BJ or FS since most of the other girls there do. Also isn't it $60 for hr at You Spa or did yoi get the early bird special?

[Dctex99]

Get ph on bed page. Com, make appt.

[Chaos23]

I would like to apologize to anyone who's PM'd me in the last three months (no, not that kind of PM, get your mind out of the gutter, guy) and gotten no response. I had to lay low after an incident in Tijuana during my last visit. Let's just say that if you're at the Hong Kong club and a guy that looks like a cartel boss starts drinking with you don't take selfies with him cause you might end up on the CBP watchlist.

Anyways, does anybody know if Eva is still at Z's Massage? I haven't had a HE in a long ass time and I need to get my ass back in gear. I checked on Rubmaps but it's the new year and I still haven't paid for my subscription, probably will next week.

Thanks to all who wondered where my ass was at though, LOL.

Yeah Eva is still there as of last week.

[Tijuaniko]

Just wanted to share an experience at Arcadia in Bonita. I decided to check it out early one morning last week. I must have been the first customer that morning. I called ahead to see who was working and all I was told was, "you'll get young lady". Based on the reviews, I figured I'd still try it out. When I arrived, the place was freezing cold and a petite lady who appeared to be in her early 30's or late 20's was at the counter and wrapped in a gigantic jacket. She greeted me and ran to turn on the central heating. She appeared to be the only person in the building at that time and the building was very quiet. Then, she led me to a room that was also freezing and instructed me to strip and lay on the table. When she came back, she'd removed her snow boarding jacket and was wearing a light blouse and leggings. She looked moderately attractive and said her name was Veevee. She began a half decent massage which never quite got past the point of therapeutic. She occasionally seemed to hint at more when she reached my butt and thighs but I was still recovering from the coldness in the building and was never quite motivated to roam. No action on the flip either. She seems to not be interested in offering extras. As I was leaving, I noticed that there must have been 5 other providers that had already arrived. A couple seemed to be very attractive and fit certain descriptions in other reviews.

[BlueSkyBlue]

Argh. Vivian was good from there. Sad day indeed.

Yeah I was kind a hoping to see Vivian today.

Does anybody have her contact information? Or where she went to. It would be nice to hook up with her if she moves to a new location nearby