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[KCM91]

Yerrr what's goodie yalll. Itz Joker and yo first off I hope yall had a great new years and this is the first review of 2019 for mellolol. YO so lets get this shit started. I arrived to dh this weekend and damn they got alot of cute and sexy girls here. There is something for everybody from thick valery to cute and skinny claudia. Yeah I been eyeing this one girl nataliya. Damn she looked good tonight in her black leather bra and she looked like those sex slaves in porno lmaooo. Ik when she was dressed like the hoe she is I needed to hit that yall know what I mean? So I give her a card and we go inside the main room. The main room is a room of legends so I expected this girl to be amazing. It was camilas, wendy, catalina and sabrina old room so yeah that says alottt.

So we start off with some small talk like where we from and I undress and she tells me to stand as sshe gives me a CBJ. Her CBJ honestly needed work as I have gotten way better blowjobd here at the house. She does this shit for like 5 secs and says she's done. Like the fuck? Yeah so I ask for more but she wants to get down wit the fucking. So yeah she gets on her back and I fuck her. As she is getting fucked I fuck her like a yung bull because I haven't fucked for like a week and she moans and her moans are sexy as I'm a yung ass guy fucking a hot colombiana MILF. I go at it for awhile and then I turn her over for some doggie and I fuck her and her backshots are amazing. She can take dick yo and her backwaves were amazing as she had her head down and moaning for more. OMG her arch was aamzing and it rivaled dianas arch and her waves as I was fucking away in her. I felt we were doing porn lmao. As I fucked her hard and she had her head in the pillows I tried my best not to nut and it was od hard to resisst. I then wanted to fuck her in mish and I got close to her with my chest on top of her titties I thrusted away and hearing her moan and I thrustedd harder in her and as soon as uk it I nuutted in the bag. It was a real satisfaction and I was like damn that was good LOL. Yeah yo so as I finished I got dressed and I felt like a winner and walked out wit a smile. Yeah so I recommend nataliya for all ya ass lovers out there and yall def need to fuck her. Joker approved. Pcee.

[ElViejo49]

So, after the debacle that was my session with "Valery (see previous review for details)," I decided to try my luck with my original, intended target, Elite VIP "Tiffani. ".

After having spent my allotted budget with "Valery," I was out of cash. Conveniently, FYI, there's a check cashing place with an ATM about a block away from "DH. ".

When I came back to the house, "Mexican Grumpy Cat" (again, see previous review for details) asked for my phone number and nationality, AGAIN. I'm was like, "I just told you a few minutes ago!" (smh.).

Anyway, I head back upstairs and since it was before rush hour, the place was not busy yet. Luckily, "Tiffani" was still where I left her, before my session with "Valery," with her nose in her phone. I asked if she was available, and she immediately lit up. The "card guy" (a nice guy) asked me, "half an hour?" and I was like, "how'd did you know?

I don't think I can deal with "SS" anymore, especially after my disastrous session with "Valery. " Between the stress of wondering how much time you have left, and whether you'll be able to "cum" in the allotted time, it's just too stressful. So, unless you're a human rabbit that suffers from extreme PE, I don't recommend the "SS. " I took two cards so I could take my time with "Tiffani. ".

I followed her upstairs much to same way I did "Valery. " The ironic thing is that although "Tiffani's" listed as an "Elite VIP," and "Valery" wasn't even listed at all, it's "Valery" who has a room, while "Tiffani" has a section of the top floor partitioned off by a screen. She said she preferred the bed there. Go figure.

"Tiffani's" pics definitely match her looks IRL, except she's a shade darker (note to "Gman" - I'm a BIG "Ava Addams" fan. My dude, while "Tiffani's" tits are large, NO WAY are they as LARGE, or lovely, as "Ava's. " Not even close.) Thankfully, "Tiffani's" attitude was the direct OPPOSITE of "Valery's. " Whereas "Valery" was COLD and stuck up, "Tiffani" was WARM and inviting, none of this "put your 'raincoat' on yourself, mister!" nonsense I got from "Valery. " She DID her "job," and proceeded to give me a competent CBJ that definitely lasted longer than the HOT minute "Valery" worked on me.

Fair warning - "Tiffani" is a "brace face," aka one who has braces, if only on her bottom teeth. I've been with a few "brace faces" in my life, and have (knock on wood) never had little "Johnny" injured either time. But it's always good to know what you're dealin' with, in advance, in case you want to be CAREFUL.

After "blowing" me for a decent amount of time, she motioned to me to get in position for missionary.

I went in to suckle on her D sized breasts first, and of course, she turns out to have SENSITIVE breasts. That's like a cook saying he can't deal with the heat, or a plumber not liking to work on toilets. It's part of the the job, ladies. (smh.).

So, after BRIEFLY suckling her knockers, I decided to get to "work," and here is where the issues, for me, began.

I don't deny a "working lady" using a BIT of "lube" throughout the day. Heck, I can only imagine the wear and tear on their "lady parts" after a long day's use.

But, sheesh, when you put on SO much that it feels like you're fucking a vat of "Jello," it kinda DEFEATS the purpose.

That's exactly what happened. Either she put on TOO much lube, OR she's just naturally LOOSE. Either way, when that happens, you can't help but think to yourself, "Fuck. For this, I can do this at HOME. ".

This time, I was NOT going to be denied my "release," like I was during my "SS" with "Valery. " After a little "mish," I asked her for DS. Unfortunately, she possessed neither "Valery's" FAT ass, or tight pussy, so I just had to make do with what I had. Also, she pretty much stayed QUIET throughout the session, practically making NO sounds whatsoever.

So, after pumping away for a few minutes, I let it fly in "the bag. " But, wouldn't you know it, as I'm releasing my "seed," I guess she was uncomfortable in the position she was in, and decided to readjust herself WHILE I was CUMMING! I don't get WHY chicks do this sometimes. Any chick's that's NOT a virgin should know that ya don't MOVE while your man is CUMMING! You just don't do that. That's a NO NO.

At least, I was able to cum in peace without having to worry about the dreaded "knock," and, with time left over, I was able to dress in peace, as well.

I give "Tiffani" three stars out of five. I'd recommend her, but she was just alright, nothing earth shattering.

I'm afraid I was SPOILED by my FIRST session at "DH," which was with the now DEPARTED "Christina. " That session was just IDEAL, especially for a "SS. ".

I guess having a GREAT session with a "pro" like "Christina" is a lot like have a great HIGH. You're forever chasing that PREVIOUS experience, even with someone else. God, I hope she comes back to show these "girls" how it's REALLY done.

[BigPlayZ]

Damn looks like Tina aka Lina is back and she looks hot af. She told me she got some work done and you could tell. She's definitely slim thick now. Got me hard af when I laid eyes on her. Asked me if I remembered her LOL. Definitely looks better now. I gave her two cards and we went upstairs. I just mesmerized her small round ass cheeks as she went up those stairs with her toned legs. Got inside the room and caught up with each other. Told me how she went to Colombia to get some work done on her. I quickly undressed so I could use most of my time with her LOL. Got on the bed and she started with a mediocre CBJ. She started to put some sunction on the middle of my shaft and then suck it. Didn't feel much so I just told her to deepthroat it which felt good. It didn't really look like she was into it but I just kept looking at her body which got me really hard. Told her I wanted missionary first. She opend up her legs and I went straight in. Box felt nice and tight. I started to thrust as both our bodies were pinned together. She released these sexy light moans with each pump I gave her. I then brought her legs up closely to each other and thrusted quickly into her tight box. Those legs look sexy af. Told her to turn around and damn this chick got a nice fatty on her. Real bubbly and natural. It don't look like she got big fat ass when she's in the living room. But when she in doggie, her ass cheeks spread. Got her into position and saw her backshot waves. Told her to massage my balls as I pumped. She got some lube onto her hand and started massage my balls. Felt amazing. Grabbed her by the waist and transitioned from giving her some lights pumps to some quick and hard pumps. We then finished on CG. Loved the way she would squat on my penis. Grabbed her fake round titties. They felt real smooth and natural. Pinched her body close to me and hugged her like she was my gf. She started to breath real heavily. I just tightly hugged her and pumped until I finished into the bag. Overall the session was pretty good. I would repeat with her. If you guys saw her before, she looks 100 xs better. Looks like she also lost like 20 pounds. Butterfly and Tiffani not in. Any Intel on them would be appreciated. I'm trying to get some mean head from Tiffani LOL.

[JohnMadden1990]

Well it was because of people like you who share knowledge, I knew how to react in a situation when it presented itself. I was out of town this weekend, but I'm def going back mid week see what stories I will have to share.

Always my pleasure to be of assistance, I highly recommend checking out Kathy when you do return.

[ShowNuff]

We have all had the same experience especially when pulling up to a new place. Thinking "am I about to get hustled," "am I about to be in a raid with Le," all the shit that makes my heart pound out my chest before ever even seeing the inside of a place. I have to admit places that are well run, like spas and dh make me feel a little better because I am paying for a card and never ever ever discuss money with any girl, but. Does anybody know if any of that shit makes a difference. I read about spots getting raided and dudes lives getting put out there for the world to see and it scares the fuck out of me. So does anybody know if all the work-arounds makes any real difference if ever the unlucky day LE busts in and you are in a CDP?

[LennyD4460]

I meant 45th ave and junction. My mistake it's a CDP and yes less crowded than DH.

Can you share contact info? PM ME.

[LennyD4460]

I meant 45th ave and junction. My mistake it's a CDP and yes less crowded than DH.

Can you share contact info? PM ME.

[DatBoyRick30]

As I've been mia for the most part. I was def still active at DH Within the past week. I've had encounters with Butterfly, Tiffani, Valery, Natalia, and Kathy. Reviews coming soon individually. It's only right I share the love where it all started. Stay safe happy mongering people.

[Member #5865]

Good to know there's parking on Northern Blvd. Thank you for that tip as well as your first time contributions. Claudia is a nice girl and very underrated for sure. If you do return before Sunday, might I suggest you give Butterfly a try. Feel free to refer to my reviews as well as others should you need further convincing. I highly doubt you would be disappointed. What I usually like to do is buy one hour (4 cards) and split it up into two half hour sessions with two different girls, that way you can experience the best of both worlds so to speak LOL. So sounds like you started off with the right idea.

Well it was because of people like you who share knowledge, I knew how to react in a situation when it presented itself. I was out of town this weekend, but I'm def going back mid week see what stories I will have to share.

[GMan2213]

Tonight I decided to head to DH and warm up. The lineup is pretty much the same as last week, and so I end up choosing the only girl with a fat ass I haven't tried: Naty. If you guys haven't seen her yet, she resembles the pics of her on the DH site- white skin MILF with straight black hair and a thick body. She's built like a stallion: big ass and a wide toned back. Today she was wearing a fishnet body suit with a black g-string that divided her ass into two bubble-cheeks. I hand her two cards and we head into the room.

I've read about other people's iffy experiences with Naty so it shocked me to se her being energetic. As she peeled off the laces of her fishnet outfit I stood in awe, staring at how her big white cheeks pop out. Naty notices this and tells me "oh you like big asses huh" and starts twerking like one of those club thots, laughing and sticking her tongue out as her ass jiggles and makes waves. My dick's throbbing at this point and so, despite Naty's short and average CBJ, I was ready to fuck. We start off in mish. As soon as I slide in I feel her warm walls tighten around me. I start grinding deep inside and her pussy just keeps on gripping every inch of me. I stare at her enhanced abs and tits before leaning in and taking a bite. With her pussy wrestling against my cock and her tits stuffed in my mouth, I had to pull out to avoid busting. We switch to doggy and this is where the magic happens. Naty pops her ass out and just starts shaking her ass slowly from side to side. A lot of different things come together to make my jaw drop: her massive bubble cheeks expanded to make two soft perfect circles, her toned back making her ass look bigger, and the dimmed lighting giving her a delicious bronzed color. I give her slow backshots and savor the moment, watching her fat ass crash and send waves in sync with my thrusts. I grab her waist and start pumping wildly, Naty now moaning as I slam into her. I couldn't hold it anymore and bust in the bag. Naty pins her ass to me and twerks until I give out every last drop.

Naty's a delicious stallion of a MILF with a huge fake ass. Just from watching her walk around the lobby I could tell her ass is going to be mesmerizing, and unlike most fake asses, Naty's ass expanded and was soft and jiggly. She was surprisingly chill when I saw her: she didn't upsell me and had a good attitude. I definitely recommend her if you're looking for delicious backshots and a tight box as you'll get both no matter her attitude. Naty said she'll be there for at least 2 more weeks.

[BigPlayZ]

OMG Butterfly is on another level. Just had a second visit with her and she literally took everything she could out of me. We go inside the room and she immediately starts to LFK with me as she holds my cock hostage with her hand. I squeezer her gigantic bubbly ass cheeks and then put her heavy right tity inside my mouth. She told me to lay on the bed, cleaned me up, and started the CBJ with an amazing deepthroat. I felt like she was about to swallow my entire penis LOL. She then would work my shaft as we locked eyes. She would open her mouth and show me how wet it was and then deepthroat it. She gave some attention to the boys down there which felt amazing. Got into missionary after and started to give her a nice pounding as she looked at me and moaned. Got real close to her neck and gave her some light kisses which got her excited. She hugged me real tightly and started to fck back at me. Almost busted but held it in. Got her on all fours and gave her some great backshots. Box felt real tight and wet too in doggie. Backshot waves looked heavenly especially with her moans. I didn't want to stop. She massaged my balls as I kept pumping. She kept telling me not to stop. Grabbed her by the waist and quickly thrusted my entire penis into her. I looked down and saw some drip. Sheets were getting wet LOL. Told her I wanted to finish in cg. I pinched her body real close to me and started sucking on her juicy nipples. She kept clapping her fat loud ass cheeks onto me until I threw an amazing load. We both cleaned up and had some real talk. Got to come back for her again.

[Jwsw91]

Never been, but do you have a link or name on that spot? Is it less crowded than DH?

I meant 45th ave and junction. My mistake it's a CDP and yes less crowded than DH.

[Jwsw91]

Do people even bother to visit this spot? Seems like all the Latina lovers just go to DH. If anyone cares to share their experiences at 94th ave and junction location please do PM.

I meant 45th ave and junction. Facepalm.

[JohnMadden1990]

When I woke up Saturday, I was happy to see Kathy had made her return as I missed out on her last time around. She even complimented me and asked why I didn't pick her that day. So long story short, I was hoping she kept that energy. Kathy did not disappoint in the least. Damn I'm getting horny all over again just thinking about it. I got in around 430-5, grabbed two cards and waited for Kathy to become available. I seen the line-up of eight chicas today Butterfly, Cindy, Natalia, Tiffani, Valery 2, Dulce, Yanet and Kathy. Once I saw her, I noticed that aforementioned tan and boy was that ass looking juicy. I handed her my cards and she smiled back saying "oh finally". Now I don't know if she really wanted the D or was running game, but if it was the latter then she would make a good actress LOL. We go upstairs to her room furthest to left and I tell her welcome home lmao. I loved the dim ambiance of her room as it helps you get in the mood. She quickly cleans me up for the CBJ and starts to go in. There is nothing slow or sensual about Kathy's BJ skills, it's all suction, spit and deepthroat; real sloppy toppy. When you think she can't take anymore, she does. Kathy went from a sideways 69 position to a semi handstand just to make sure her mouth was full. OMG what a freak. A less seasoned challenger might have succumbed to her right there, but not I. After about seven to ten minutes of oral pleasures, I tell her I'm ready. She gets on top for cg, the pussy is nice, warm and tight as well as clean shaven. I put in some thrusts from the bottom, however we switched to mish shortly after. Once I pinned her down and started to pound it, Kathy pulled me in with her arms and legs to ensure I got in as deep as possible hitting her walls. As she was moaning and biting her lips, I went in to lick and kiss her neck. Kathy enjoyed it so much so that she grabbed my chin and started to take my tongue. Then she complimented me on how she loved my freshly shaped beard, shoutout to my barber Freddy on Tremont for that lmao. I reciprocated nicely taking her tongue as well, making out nonstop. We spent most of the session in mish. But I eventually pulled out for some doggy, she asked if I came, I was like hell no not yet. She told me I'm strong to have lasted this long with her. I guess she be having most guys tapping out early LOL. I laughed it off before giving her some backshots. Thinking the knock would be coming soon, I asked her to finish me off with a CBJ. She sucked and throated me again practically nonstop until I busted, only coming up once to tell me she "loves to suck my cock". She cleaned me up and complimented me on my duration once again before offering me a massage. Kathy laid on top of me, rubbing her body and pussy all over me, something like a dry nuru massage. I told her she got smooth and soft skin which she laughed about LOL. Thinking about it now, I hope she has some lotion or baby oil for round two because it would feel even better. I sat up and went to grab my clothes, however Kathy stopped me, telling me I have to stay naked until the knock. I laughed and told her your the boss. She started to give me a fire lapdance while we did some more dfk and at the end, she rubbed her clit on my bare member. I told her I got to go before you get me in trouble. She was laughing and pushed me back on the bed, luckily the knock came and then we started to get dressed. I tipped her, told her she was amazing as we hugged and tongued good bye. I let her know I'll be back to see her today most likely for an hour this time. I been thinking about that fire mouth and tongue non stop. Just knowing that round two is going to be even better makes my brain grow as well as my little head. She's in for the next two weeks, but lets hope much longer. I give her my stamp of approval and encourage everyone to go check her out. Kathy is certainly an All-Star, she is without a shadow of a doubt "Elite VIP".

[SweetJones981]

Went to DH the other day with hopes of seeing Butterfly but it was a packed house and everyone there was waiting for her LOL fml. I didn't have that kind of time so I went with the hottest chick in sight and ended up choosing Naty. She's got a pretty MILF like face and a big fake ass but it's still sexy as fuck. We went to the room and she gave me a real good CBJ but the whack part about it was that it literally lasted for only like 30 secs. A little after the shaft got hard she stopped. I said whatever and proceeded to pound it in mish for a little. The kitty felt good but not really any enthusiasm from her so I asked her to go to doggy. This was even worse LOL. She moaned and was into it for like 15 secs and then went dead fish on me LOL. There was only the sound of her ass clapping. The absolute worst part of the session came here though. When I asked her to adjust herself a little she told me "papi times up". I know for a fact this wasn't true because I bought two cards and we were literally there for like 5/10 minutes tops. I looked at her strange with a "I know you can't be serious" kinda look and when she realized how pissed I was she said "oh you got two cards? Ok ok let's finish I'm sorry". Normally I'd give the benefit of the doubt but she knew exactly what she was doing because before the session started she held the two cards up to the guy I got them from and said "dos". I felt like she wanted it to be over with and tried to pull a fast one on me smh. That being said I finished the session in doggy and she was like a dead fish again. The only thing that helped me pop was the sight of her big juicy ass rippling. Let off a decent load in the bag and even tipped her after that bs because of my respect for DH.

Looks wise she's a solid 8. 5/9. Service wise I wouldn't give her anything over a 6 though and that's me being generous. Hands down my worst encounter since going there ever. Kinda made me wish I waited for butterfly LOL.

Yea I popped in the other day and I should have stayed home. I'm done till the D1 talent comes back.