Massage Parlor Reports

**BoulderBoy** · 01-14-19 22:27

Haven't been to any of the spots in a while. Hi Thai or Thai Hi was my spot. I do miss Carrie very much. She did ball and ass play the entire time while giving an unbelievable real massage, then the climax. Turns me on thinking about it. And she was pretty hot. No mutual touching, however. Are there any girls lately that match or come close to this?

**BoulderBoy** · 01-14-19 22:10

LOL this has to be good ol' Hundred's new alter ego!

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

So I took a new years resolution that I will not let an old Asian woman jerk me off in 2019. I went to LE health center on venice and the cross street of a famous music composer with the first name Ludwig, and walked right out because the staff was a mamason who looked like she had been stepped on by jabba the hut.

I went to goldfinger on westwood just a pussy hair south of santa monica. Here re the doos ad dooonots:

Do ask for a girl named yoyo. She actually has a waistline and did not survive the Korean war. She does not do a great deal of teasing but did not complain when I took 25 minutes to blow. She did call me superman. She did kiss my neck and her breath did smell like garlic after being shoved up the ass of a long haul truckdriver.

Do not look into the break room. It is like Indiana jones and the ark. The smell from that break room is worse than any case of bacterial vaginosis on fig. OMG, do they fucken eat shit in there?

Do not talk in the foyer. If I hear one more monger say "can I use the bathroom" or "how much is the half hour" or "how late are you open" or "do you have any fat BSW" I will seriously blow the entire los angeles metropolitan statistical area up.

Do not look at the sheets they put down. There was a hole in mine.

Do not take the fucken water they offer at the end.

Do not wait in the foyer. This is the second fucken time I have seen duds park their asses in the waiting room chairs. Any one who sits down in an MP to wait must have a lower IQ than a congressperson from the Bronx.

Do get the full hour. I have no idea why, but the half is 40 and the full is 50 and when you get the full it is like you are a fucken NFL starting quarterback in terms of them treating you nice (fucken joke you can't go helmet in).

Do not leave out the front door, there is a back door.

Do not get a handjob from the mamasan. Jenny, she is a fucken smelly pig.

Do ask for a line up.

Do call ahead, I like jenny's bullshit about how they have new girls. Also, her views on the current debate over the Syria withdrawal are interesting.

Bottom line. Yoyo gives a good handjob. Oh, it is 50 for a full hour and I left 70 for a vigorous handjob just to piss you fuckers off. She probably would have taken 40.

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**BoulderBoy** · 01-14-19 22:06

Anyone seen her? Originally found her searching on twitter under "FBSM". Curious if any experience out there. Does she have a case of GPS? Might still be worth it? I love me some model types! https://switter.at/users/ColleenVeni...19017146577449.

**Crimsonquiggs** · 01-14-19 16:43

Originally Posted by CaptainH [View Original Post]

Yao Qi Reflexology. You won't regret it.

Sending the out-of-towners to Crazy Lily? That's a bold move, Cotton.

**PriscillaM** · 01-14-19 16:16

So I took a new years resolution that I will not let an old Asian woman jerk me off in 2019. I went to LE health center on venice and the cross street of a famous music composer with the first name Ludwig, and walked right out because the staff was a mamason who looked like she had been stepped on by jabba the hut.

I went to goldfinger on westwood just a pussy hair south of santa monica. Here re the doos ad dooonots:

Do ask for a girl named yoyo. She actually has a waistline and did not survive the Korean war. She does not do a great deal of teasing but did not complain when I took 25 minutes to blow. She did call me superman. She did kiss my neck and her breath did smell like garlic after being shoved up the ass of a long haul truckdriver.

Do not look into the break room. It is like Indiana jones and the ark. The smell from that break room is worse than any case of bacterial vaginosis on fig. OMG, do they fucken eat shit in there?

Do not talk in the foyer. If I hear one more monger say "can I use the bathroom" or "how much is the half hour" or "how late are you open" or "do you have any fat BSW" I will seriously blow the entire los angeles metropolitan statistical area up.

Do not look at the sheets they put down. There was a hole in mine.

Do not take the fucken water they offer at the end.

Do not wait in the foyer. This is the second fucken time I have seen duds park their asses in the waiting room chairs. Any one who sits down in an MP to wait must have a lower IQ than a congressperson from the Bronx.

Do get the full hour. I have no idea why, but the half is 40 and the full is 50 and when you get the full it is like you are a fucken NFL starting quarterback in terms of them treating you nice (fucken joke you can't go helmet in).

Do not leave out the front door, there is a back door.

Do not get a handjob from the mamasan. Jenny, she is a fucken smelly pig.

Do ask for a line up.

Do call ahead, I like jenny's bullshit about how they have new girls. Also, her views on the current debate over the Syria withdrawal are interesting.

Bottom line. Yoyo gives a good handjob. Oh, it is 50 for a full hour and I left 70 for a vigorous handjob just to piss you fuckers off. She probably would have taken 40.

**AbeLincolnMP** · 01-13-19 14:34

Went on Friday. Got chick with really hot face but body had significant surgery scars that turned me off. Ok BJ.

**Slick562** · 01-13-19 02:57

Originally Posted by TenMan [View Original Post]

You a definition of a true selfish person. Why not just give a few names? This request wasn't a easy thing google can find and takes some work finding full service parlors.

Selfish is someone that just keeps on asking and doesn't give back, that being said your posts are always about asking for providers. You never TOFTT, maybe cross reference places that are mentioned on the forum with google or maybe just read a few pages back in this thread you will find FS places its not that hard. If I can do it you can too. Also Rm is under $20 a month buy it once for a month read up on it and you will find providers at MP, good luck.

**PlayerN818** · 01-13-19 01:08

Originally Posted by TenMan [View Original Post]

You a definition of a true selfish person. Why not just give a few names? This request wasn't a easy thing google can find and takes some work finding full service parlors.

Nope. There is a search on here that work very well. Use it. Try some places. Contribute.

**Captain H** · 01-12-19 23:32

Originally Posted by Yoo007 [View Original Post]

I will be touching down LA tomorrow. Please kindly inbox me location Eco and zen day spa. Would be very much appreciated.

I would like to visit.

Yao Qi Reflexology. You won't regret it.

**TenMan** · 01-12-19 21:11

Originally Posted by OakOak22 [View Original Post]

How about you research you fuck.

You a definition of a true selfish person. Why not just give a few names? This request wasn't a easy thing google can find and takes some work finding full service parlors.

**Yoo007** · 01-11-19 22:54

I will be touching down LA tomorrow. Please kindly inbox me location Eco and zen day spa. Would be very much appreciated.

I would like to visit.

**TonightNe1469** · 01-11-19 21:09

What parlors are near Torrance to get full service.

**Slideryyz** · 01-11-19 06:27

Originally Posted by Mojorizing [View Original Post]

I'm staying in the Manhatten Beach area and am looking for a place to become a regular. Has anyone tried this place? Is it a RT place or a full legit massage house?

Yup, due to city strict regulations. Mp's there are legit.

**Jokeman55** · 01-11-19 02:26

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