Escort Reports

[Mandane]

Foiled by auto-correct. That should be "the Erotic Monkey listings for DC".

If you scroll through the them listings for DC the free part of the latest review that you can see says, "Upseller! Non-nude base rate for a massage. No eye candy unless you. ".

That's not particularly promising.

[UncleSammy96]

So I find this cutie on Listcrawler and I uber her over. On the way to my place, she has an noticeable limp. I don't think too much of it as her face is definitely the one in the pictures. Once we get behind closed doors, I then notice she's definitely bigger than her pictures. I did find it weird that she wanted the room pretty dark and wanted me to get in bed first. Not much for any type of foreplay. Usually the woman let's me initiate by taking her clothes off, but she's was not cool with that.

So I start with some light kissing and nipple licking to get her warmed up. She gives an "ok" BBBJ and we get down to business in missionary, I go to lift her legs up to go deeper and realize SHE IS MISSING HER LEG BELOW THE KNEE. I finished up and was cordial, but wow!

https://outcall.com.dc.listcrawler.com/post/28573626/

Needless to say I will not be repeating as I felt it was a lot of false advertising and she wasn't the cute girl in the pics with 2 LEGS.

BigTigg.

She should be honest. I would be willing to bet adventurous, curious mongers would be respectful of her uniqueness and keep her in business for as long as she desires. Freaking people out with a surprise like that can't result in anything positive (IMHO).

Funny now, but I can't even imagine what went through your head at that vary moment. Seems like a scene out of a raunchy comedy! LOL.

[UncleSammy96]

So I find this cutie on Listcrawler and I uber her over. On the way to my place, she has an noticeable limp. I don't think too much of it as her face is definitely the one in the pictures. Once we get behind closed doors, I then notice she's definitely bigger than her pictures. I did find it weird that she wanted the room pretty dark and wanted me to get in bed first. Not much for any type of foreplay. Usually the woman let's me initiate by taking her clothes off, but she's was not cool with that.

So I start with some light kissing and nipple licking to get her warmed up. She gives an "ok" BBBJ and we get down to business in missionary, I go to lift her legs up to go deeper and realize SHE IS MISSING HER LEG BELOW THE KNEE. I finished up and was cordial, but wow!

https://outcall.com.dc.listcrawler.com/post/28573626/

Needless to say I will not be repeating as I felt it was a lot of false advertising and she wasn't the cute girl in the pics with 2 LEGS.

BigTigg.

She should be honest. I would be willing to bet adventurous, curious mongers would be respectful of her uniqueness and keep her in business for as long as she desires. Freaking people out with a surprise like that can't result in anything positive (IMHO).

Funny now, but I can't even imagine what went through your head at that vary moment. Seems like a scene out of a raunchy comedy! LOL.

[Mandane]

Any luck with her? I was thinking about hitting her up.

If you scroll through the them listings for DC the free part of the latest review that you can see says, "Upseller! Non-nude base rate for a massage. No eye candy unless you. ".

That's not particularly promising.

[Tom McAn]

They changed their website. It's now My Secret Sweetheart. Com. Not sure how much of an address we can / should post.

Olivia went on vacation for a while mid last year, shortly before the culling of this site, among others, happened. I managed to get a session with her right before she left and as others have attested, she's exceptional. Amazing massage to top it off.

They've since raised their rates. Very glad she's back, but haven't visited since the holidays.

I visited the website. Their rates are indeed high. Of even more concern is their screening procedure. I'm not sure how they handled this in the past, but they now require mongers to provide sensitive personal information unless one has a P411 or TER account. And with TER out of commission to American users and P411 not accepting new members, that could cause mongers a lot of trouble if this place gets busted. I can't speak for others, but for me it's not worth the potential risk.

[Jose Cuervo]

Lmao rotfl! Sounds like she half stepped on you a little bit. The cost of that session was almost an arm and a leg. Seems like she did no put her best foot forward.

Maybe she had a leg up on the competition? Was she pulling your leg? If so, she probably didn't have a leg to stand on. I guess she's less likely to put her foot in her mouth.

Ok, enough is enough!

Peace,

Jose.

[Conapp]

Saw this one the other day.

Horrible experience.

She had two friends with her in the room. They didn't even go to the bathroom to be offsite.

She was on the phone the whole time.

Very bad service.

Stay away from her guys. Not worth it at all.

https://escortindex.com/ad/nova/916-883-6113/1/1536975

[Fred86]

Any luck with her? I was thinking about hitting her up.

Anyone have any experience with her?

https://massage.eros.com/washington_...0.htm?cat=6211

[Kijimuna]

So I find this cutie on Listcrawler and I uber her over. On the way to my place, she has an noticeable limp. I don't think too much of it as her face is definitely the one in the pictures. Once we get behind closed doors, I then notice she's definitely bigger than her pictures. I did find it weird that she wanted the room pretty dark and wanted me to get in bed first. Not much for any type of foreplay. Usually the woman let's me initiate by taking her clothes off, but she's was not cool with that.

So I start with some light kissing and nipple licking to get her warmed up. She gives an "ok" BBBJ and we get down to business in missionary, I go to lift her legs up to go deeper and realize SHE IS MISSING HER LEG BELOW THE KNEE. I finished up and was cordial, but wow!

https://outcall.com.dc.listcrawler.com/post/28573626/

Needless to say I will not be repeating as I felt it was a lot of false advertising and she wasn't the cute girl in the pics with 2 LEGS.

BigTigg.

Well, at least you can check that box.

[BigTigger]

Lmao rotfl! Sounds like she half stepped on you a little bit. The cost of that session was almost an arm and a leg. Seems like she did no put her best foot forward.

LOL. Indeed!

[DisposeCL]

I didn't have high expectation when I booked appointment with LotusFlowerz, as I knew these Chinese woman tend to be un-enthusiastic, mechanical and just in general lack of expression of emotions. They never advertise GFE anyway, so you can only expect CBJ and CFS. This actually worked for me, as I currently not looking to do any GFE or fluid exchanges since my last STD scare. Also, their recent line up is young and most with spinner type of fit body and flat ab. So, that beats crapshoot old chubby ugly ladies. Some seniors on this board repeatedly praised older women experience, sorry that just isn't my thing. If I want old and fat, I can just stay home and be with SO.

Even with low expectation, Lili somehow managed to make me feel bad. Don't get me wrong, I was quite happy with my performance. For an old guy suffering both ED and PE, I took 60 mg generic sildenafil and applied 4% lidocaine to numb away my penis, and I was able to sustain good 15 20 min sucking and pounding. So the experiment is a success. It's just that the devil is in the details: some small gestures and attitudes that made so much differences.

She didn't smile and basically the whole time her face is just emotionless. That's fine, I didn't expect that and this doesn't necessary let me down. When I try to kiss her face and I wasn't aiming her mouth and was going for her cheek, she just turned her face away abruptly. I rubbed her clit for a little bit, she said don't touch there. I asked why, she said she just don't like it. I requested 69 blow job, and I told her I will just look at her pussy and will not touch it (DATY is really not my thing), she said that's a very tiresome position for her and she won't do it. While in rear entry position, I rubbed my face against her back little bit. She said don't lick her back as she can't wash those area. I requested to switch from doggie to CG and she said why don't you finish that way. We argued for a good 2 min while in doggie position and finally she give in with grrr sound and said she never see anyone like me before. After switching, she opted for RCG as if she doesn't want to face me. While I was trying to squeeze last few drop in her pussy, she tried to lift up her butt and pull away. I hold her butt firmly there and told her not to pull it out. I guess the last straw is while in doggie position, she said not to blow my breath too hard, there is bad smell. I can only say:"well. Sorry". I had provider who claimed have auto-immune issues and had bad breath, I didn't even point that out directly while in session. Why should provider complaint this to their customer? Even I did have this issue, she should just bite the bullet and endure the session. We didn't have lot of facing position anyway.

There, I guess you will see all sort of people and things happen if you are in monger biz long enough. Even for a guy wasn't asking too much, you can feel you are being looked down by a social bottom fisher. Maybe I was being too sensitive, and I should just ignore whatever provider says or does and just pound away like pounding a piece of meat.

Damn, sorry you had this experience, I've met with Lili and Cherry and had great experiences with both. They didn't let me daty either but I had much better attitudes from them.

[RegularJoe1985]

Anyone dealt with TaraDC? Stumbled across them earlier this evening.

Thanks and BSOT.

Stoop.

They are legit. Have used them several times.

Having said that, like with any entity (agency or indie), one has to do one's homework regarding accurate pics, services etc.

[Miketastic69]

So I find this cutie on Listcrawler and I uber her over. On the way to my place, she has an noticeable limp. I don't think too much of it as her face is definitely the one in the pictures. Once we get behind closed doors, I then notice she's definitely bigger than her pictures. I did find it weird that she wanted the room pretty dark and wanted me to get in bed first. Not much for any type of foreplay. Usually the woman let's me initiate by taking her clothes off, but she's was not cool with that.

So I start with some light kissing and nipple licking to get her warmed up. She gives an "ok" BBBJ and we get down to business in missionary, I go to lift her legs up to go deeper and realize SHE IS MISSING HER LEG BELOW THE KNEE. I finished up and was cordial, but wow!

https://outcall.com.dc.listcrawler.com/post/28573626/

Needless to say I will not be repeating as I felt it was a lot of false advertising and she wasn't the cute girl in the pics with 2 LEGS.

BigTigg.

Lmao rotfl! Sounds like she half stepped on you a little bit. The cost of that session was almost an arm and a leg. Seems like she did no put her best foot forward.

[Kinoko34]

Wasn't some sort of LE activity April 2018 related to them?

Google for "wjla hanover prostitution arrest".

Well fuck. My last visit was in March, I must have dodged a bullet. The listed address checks out, but neither of the women pictured is the Olivia that I saw.

They have a lot of recent reviews on the monkey so I'm guessing they're back in business. ?

[BoloBellgrande]

http://tdc.escortbook.com/models-city-206479

I tried last summer two times to get a date with one of their young beauties. Both times, I got the runaround AT THE LAST MINUTE that she missed her flight and / or was sick or stuff like that, I don't remember exactly. Very bad service, needless to say, they need to tell the customer way in advance if these things are happening, not wait until I check in at the location!

Any one know if Dana Spencer is the instagram model whose pics are on the tdc site?