Massage Parlor Reports

**Strix41** · 01-09-19 23:22

I don't know why I let inconsistent reports and warnings of high prices make me hesitate. If I had been smarter, I would have been at O3 regularly for this petite Thai beauty. I will be a regular now! As always, YMMV. But if you are nice, take a real interest in a lady and don't creep her out you can usually have a very good time. This appointment was only kissing short of GFE for $$20 on top of the hourly fee. I don't mind paying a premium for such an amazing looking, sweet and funny young lady. Her laugh is a joy. Her beauty is unprecedented in AMPs. Her massage felt very nice and the hospitality she showed me was more than I could have hoped for. She is my Thai dream come true.

**OrdLover** · 01-09-19 20:53

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**Travellr** · 01-09-19 20:33

Originally Posted by Datsurman [View Original Post]

Poor guy got robbed. I mean he needs to get on the phone and call 911 right now.

At a bare minimum, GFE includes BBBJ. GFE = Girl Friend Experience. If you have a girlfriend who doesn't give you BBBJ, you need to find another girlfriend.

I received full service. Both girls were fully nude during the massage, we're generally accommodating and I fucked both of them. I didn't go in thinking I would pay $300 for something I could get at home, or from a regular side piece. I went in to try something new. All in all, it's not a big deal. I'm sorry you feel dropping $600 on sex is a waste. Maybe you need a new hobby.

**Selforen11** · 01-09-19 16:54

Originally Posted by Lokkin4 [View Original Post]

I have to chime in on Nylah.

She got the job done but was a emotionless robot. Not sensual at ALL. Her look reminds me of a Mini monkey. Way to much caked on makeup. Her table is made for little guys. If you're over 6 ft as I am the table is way to small. I would never repeat.

Nylah is a hard MT to assess. I've seen her 6+ times in the last year or so and I keep going back periodically despite her awkwardness. Her strong points are: she is usually available on short notice, the location in the Loop is convenient for me, her space is clean, her massage is serviceable, her ass and chest are great (tight little body overall), the HE is ok, price is acceptable and there is never any hint of an upsell. The downside is that I know other people who work in the building (who I have run into while heading up to Nylah's floor) and she is awkward (most of the time our only verbal exchange is when she asks how my day is going upon entering the massage room). Her table is small (although not much of an issue for me). If you see her do not get the prostate massage. I did it once and it's not worth it.

**Jayp80** · 01-09-19 15:35

Originally Posted by DynoJr [View Original Post]

Been about 3 years, but I saw a AA girl in that general location. It was L1 only but the first time I saw her she did a lot of touching of the boys so if you came early it wasn't the end of it. Her technique is actually quite good and she looks very similar to those pics. But you won't get anything more than L1.

I saw her even earlier than you maybe 6- 7 years ago she was very new to the business, working only a couple days a week advertising in CL massage or BP massage. Ok experience she was kinda nervous, asked to see my I'd before the massage started and actually closed the blinds at the flip. She's used the same pictures since then so I can't comment on her current appearance.

**DynoJr** · 01-09-19 15:11

Originally Posted by Econ911 [View Original Post]

Hello Gents. Anyone have any info on Mia from Msashefinder? Sent pricing and had a 275 yantra option. Also unwrapped is available. Has anyone seen her? Location seems a little crappy for parking.

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/33689/

Been about 3 years, but I saw a AA girl in that general location. It was L1 only but the first time I saw her she did a lot of touching of the boys so if you came early it wasn't the end of it. Her technique is actually quite good and she looks very similar to those pics. But you won't get anything more than L1.

**ADiesel** · 01-09-19 14:07

Originally Posted by ChicagoClass [View Original Post]

Not one of the ones you requested, but I have great luck here.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/122711

Are the pics real?

**Lokkin4** · 01-09-19 13:22

I have to chime in on Nylah.

She got the job done but was a emotionless robot. Not sensual at ALL. Her look reminds me of a Mini monkey. Way to much caked on makeup. Her table is made for little guys. If you're over 6 ft as I am the table is way to small. I would never repeat.

**Econ911** · 01-09-19 13:00

Hello Gents. Anyone have any info on Mia from Msashefinder? Sent pricing and had a 275 yantra option. Also unwrapped is available. Has anyone seen her? Location seems a little crappy for parking.

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/33689/

**Visconti5683** · 01-09-19 12:03

Had time before meeting and did a quick 5th stroll this AM around 8. I saw the white girl with red hair. Actually didn't look bad. Didn't look too beat up. I decided against it but if I see her again I will give it a try and report back. I didn't see anyone else, most likely because it's too cold and not a good time. Haven't seen much of an uncle presense for the past week which is nice.

**Datsurman** · 01-09-19 04:28

Poor guy got robbed. I mean he needs to get on the phone and call 911 right now.

At a bare minimum, GFE includes BBBJ. GFE = Girl Friend Experience. If you have a girlfriend who doesn't give you BBBJ, you need to find another girlfriend.

Originally Posted by RaccoonJoe [View Original Post]

Wait?! What did you get for "the $300 GFE experience?" Isn't GFE at least a BBBJ? Did they just provide L1 and covered L2? There are certainly waaaay better alternatives in this price range.

**Member #6352** · 01-09-19 00:02

Originally Posted by DynoJr [View Original Post]

She was my first non AMP experience, which was 7 years ago at this point. She used the same pics then. So there is a chance she may be a total cow now but for her asking price there isn't much risk in trying. I remember she had a very sarcastic personality, much more conversational than Rina.

Just saw Rina last week. Honestly, from what everyone has said, absolutely amazing tits.

To the person that said they felt they overstepped or struck out, I made it clear I was looking for "fetish" involving her tits. Her fetish is charge was 180. Did whole session in just her bottoms. Back was ok, very light touch, not much of a massage but was fine with roaming, bottom was fine OTC. Forced the flip early cause frankly I wanted the view (god damn those tits). Was conversational the whole time but not going to lie, sounded kinda high or drunk. That or just normally very ditzy.

She teased for a bit while I got to play with the twins for about half the session. At one point even got on the bed with me and let me do whatever I wanted with them. Finished with Russian off the side of the bed. All in all, looks are a clean 9/10 and her bod is in shape, just obviously paying 180 for Russian finish. Would repeat but def not on repeat.

Pushed and made it clear def not open to anything further, even for repeats. If anyone here has been a repeat and gotten further, def LMK.

Stay safe gents.

**Dreamer99** · 01-08-19 23:33

Originally Posted by JamesTChicago [View Original Post]

Happy new year gents!

Any intel on these places? Prices? Clean? Offerings? I have a week to myself later this month and am looking to check out. I'll report back as always. PMs are fine. Thanks in advance.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/136317

https://chicago.rubratings.com/125500

https://chicago.rubratings.com/126643

https://chicago.rubratings.com/126308

Or any thin African American girl info would be great.

I'm looking to go on a bender later this month and again in a February. Thanks all!

James.

If you're looking for thin African American. They have been reviewed on this thread.

**TJGeek** · 01-08-19 23:15

Originally Posted by Poogee [View Original Post]

Anything relatively close or within 5 miles of UIC Campus?

Thanks.

Try https://www.chicagolandmassage.net/.

**Teddy O** · 01-08-19 22:47

Originally Posted by Travellr [View Original Post]

This outfit doesn't technically have a name, not one I could find. I visited them on Sunday and Monday. On Sunday I was with a blonde named Zoey. She was ok. Great ass, but saggy tits and baby damage. Spinner type, though. On Monday I was with Sabrina. I wouldn't call her BBW, but definitely plump. Much better attitude than Zoey and seemed more into the session. On both occasions, I chose the $300 GFE experience. Massage was mediocre, everything covered. They get fully nude and allow touching but nothing inside their holes. Sabrina uses the milking table, which is a great feature. Would've been killer if she had offered BBBJ because her mouth skills were on point.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/127278

Is that nuru? How old are they?