Massage Parlor Reports

[Beanes9021]

Might just be me but I did not fair well at this establishment a few months ago. The smell was overwhelming and the service was underwhelming. I got a half hour and the massage was not very good. The extras were really not helpful to the point where I tipped only $20 because it was so poor. She asked for another twenty doll hairs and I caved because I wanted to get out of there. Several other places have peaked my interest so I will be trying those spots.

I couldn't agree more. Went one evening after being spooked at Luna by a white SUV with dark windows sitting out front. Went in, met Sophia and thought it was going to be great. She's cute, bubbly, and we've all seen the good reviews. She comes in, start a half ass massage full of belches, and even a rank fart. She's acting kind of Goofy and I'm thinking I need to get the fuck out of here. She seems drunk or something. She asks if I want to F, I say no thanks, just a HE. She finishes, then lays down on my chest and I have to ask her to get a hot towel so I can get the hell out of there. As I walk out, I see the box of wine that she must've been sipping on. I'll never go back.

[Indiguy]

Might just be me but I did not fair well at this establishment a few months ago. The smell was overwhelming and the service was underwhelming. I got a half hour and the massage was not very good. The extras were really not helpful to the point where I tipped only $20 because it was so poor. She asked for another twenty doll hairs and I caved because I wanted to get out of there. Several other places have peaked my interest so I will be trying those spots.

Another case of Your Masseuse May Vary.

[JackC69]

Might just be me but I did not fair well at this establishment a few months ago. The smell was overwhelming and the service was underwhelming. I got a half hour and the massage was not very good. The extras were really not helpful to the point where I tipped only $20 because it was so poor. She asked for another twenty doll hairs and I caved because I wanted to get out of there. Several other places have peaked my interest so I will be trying those spots.

[KYTavern12]

Since I haven't seen any other reviews I'll don this one "Tucker" since I personally like the code names. Skeptic this was a fly by the night place, one car in lot and no lights visible from outside. Visited NY's day in the evening. Surprisingly, door was unlocked and I walked into a freshly painted and new carpet smelling AMP. Could hear two attendants speaking in back but only one came out to greet me. Early 30's, slim, 6/10 rating leggings with boots and sweater up top. Went for HHR which is. 50 to feel the place out. No mention of TS and I didn't ask. Rooms are spacious and fully walled. Massage was actually pretty good and energizing. Towel was draped but moved way up when she moved on the legs. Played the game and felt her lower leg and then upper thigh OTC while on my sides. Legs finished and then was treated to a 2-3 minute light finger massage all other the back, behind, and legs. That always gets me rock hard for the flip. Flip came and was instructed to DIY but she helped with ball massage and nipple play. With a handful of legging ass I was relieved. Cleaned up with warm towel and then covered again to dry. Entertained with another 5 minutes of front leg work and foot massage. Tipped. 30 and was told a new girl arriving next week. Heard another monger enter while there and was still in room when I left. Hopefully, you were treated better than myself. Overall, I'll repeat. So close to home and have a gym shower close by, gives me an excuse for evening adventures.

[Assmanoh]

I hit up the spot on W 86th. Had Vivian. Rough, hard massage. . 60 for house and. 20 auto tip (seemed weird). She wanted $. For HJ and $. 50 for BJ. I passed. Won't go back for those prices.

Not sure who I drew but it was about 2 weeks ago. She was cute, short dress and cotton panties. Massage was not bad but not relaxing or theraputic but who cares. Prices she offered were the same (for FS as well).

[MayTag4040]

What is the LAV? Lavender?

Indy is dominated by Chinese AMPs. I don't know of any Korean AMPs. The closest ones I know are in Danville, IL or Chicago. Occasionally, the Mountain Aire has a Korean provider.

I went to mountains. Be patient. Don't run off.

I was there Friday and had a similar experience. When I did a 40 ish lady came out and put in a room. They had some horny old fat dude in there. Like all of us. Then the door opened and a 30 to 35 yrs hot hot hot gal came in boots, hot pants 8 on a 10 (iam easy) spoke the best English I heard in a while. I told her what I wanted and she used voice translater to verify and asked how much I had,80. She said no massage, get down to business. And we did. He for all.

[Bigred2006]

I hit up the spot on W 86th. Had Vivian. Rough, hard massage. . 60 for house and. 20 auto tip (seemed weird). She wanted $. For HJ and $. 50 for BJ. I passed. Won't go back for those prices.

[MjmjHigh]

So at National this week empty lot other than the two cars out front of door. We all know how many rooms they have and in the 30 min on the table 3 come to the door. Come on guys its not that hard to understand when you pull up in the lot respect the fact that someone is needing some quite time. Other then that service was great. I understand that's why some of you are loosing your mind but come on.

[Jjbee62]

Toronto and Montreal. In US, LA is great as is NYC.

Toronto area is good and you have the bonus that many of the massage places have websites with current pics, and schedules for each shift.

But for the best deal, go south. Way south. Not going to get much of a massage, but 1 hour CFS for $50 all in (although it's common to give a $6 tip) with an 18-30 year old is hard to beat.

[Monsignor]

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[Cook72]

Where on west side? Independent or AMP?

Never been to Dallas or Philly but Orlando is pretty darn good. Tampa / St. Pete good but has declined a bit in last year or so.

[Jammin 2]

Thanks for the help, ItsReal.

I went to the Palindrome in the dark due to no side door. Rang the bell while letting myself in, since it it was open. Stood around in front of that clinic-like front desk but no one showed up. I waited in utter silence for another three long minutes or so, not wanting to "interrupt" a critical moment. But not rustle, nor a sound of a voice, not a grunt, nothing!

So I quickly let myself back out. It was a bit spooky! (There were two SUV's there though, one that's always there and the other I presume was a fellow-monger's, the one who was keeping the sole employee busy, no doubt!

So I trucked on over to Lav for the first time. Lisa and Lucy were welcoming. I ended up with Lisa. Not much to write home about, but friendly and smiley, even giggly when I tried to relax her by making jokes and animation with Mr. Happy. Sadly, real communication was sorely limited due to the language issue. Also, no Table Shower. I like TS's!

I had, the day before, stopped in at the Beach (since they wouldn't answer the damn phone). I asked them if they had a TS and the slim, well-cleavaged girl had to ask MMS what I was talking about (through a cracked-open door) and I never quite got a definitive answer, only perhaps to understand that they did have a shower, but maybe not a TS. So I left. I really need to get Babbel. Chinese and / or Korean!

Can someone, perhaps a senior member give a list of which Indy AMPs have a TS? Also, which are Korean? Rubmaps attempts to do this but I have noticed many, many errors and stale information.

Oh, back to Lav. Lisa was just okay. A bit of an amateur at the post-sensitivity portion, if you know what I mean! Seemed really uptight about straying too far from the standard HJ, and not much else. She allowed a little UTC after much begging and cajoling and giggling on her part. Is it just me, or is Indy just a bit uptight about the extras?

Or does it just take patience and several visits of being sweet and nice and "fondly" remembered? Only to have to start all over again when there is a rotation.

I'm in both States quite a bit so I do most of my funstuff in St. Louis / Illinois-suburbs. I guess it must be something to do with "community standards" but I tell ya, over there, FS is assumed, as long as you have the extra 1. 2, or so. I'm super nice to the providers and when they recognize me, no "massage" is even necessary (unless you want it) it's both of you immediately naked after the TS, GFE-style, on a "regular" bed, at that.

Still, I live around Indy and I wish it were better here.

Anyone want to help with who is Korean and TS? Thanks.

What is the LAV? Lavender?

Indy is dominated by Chinese AMPs. I don't know of any Korean AMPs. The closest ones I know are in Danville, IL or Chicago. Occasionally, the Mountain Aire has a Korean provider.

[IrishGuy11]

Ok, I'm giving Indianapolis a C- for massage options. There is just no comparison to places like Philly and Dallas. Clearly there are worse cities for the trade like Kansas City, so, maybe I'm being a little harsh. But not much. I was just in Dallas and enjoyed a beautiful 23 yr old Korean and another gorgeous 26 yr old. It's not just looks, but their personalities are just so much better than 95% of the Indy providers. It's not even close. Anyways, my favorite Indy provider still has to be Wendy on the West-side across from Pizza Hut. We just click and she is a thin spinner type that stays pretty fit. But still, maybe I should move to Philly or Dallas. I still can't stop thinking about that 23 yr old Dallas girl. Unbelievable.

How about a poll? Which city is best for the trade? I'm going with Dallas and Philly.

Toronto and Montreal. In US, LA is great as is NYC.

[DuggerJug]

Ok, I'm giving Indianapolis a C- for massage options. There is just no comparison to places like Philly and Dallas. Clearly there are worse cities for the trade like Kansas City, so, maybe I'm being a little harsh. But not much. I was just in Dallas and enjoyed a beautiful 23 yr old Korean and another gorgeous 26 yr old. It's not just looks, but their personalities are just so much better than 95% of the Indy providers. It's not even close. Anyways, my favorite Indy provider still has to be Wendy on the West-side across from Pizza Hut. We just click and she is a thin spinner type that stays pretty fit. But still, maybe I should move to Philly or Dallas. I still can't stop thinking about that 23 yr old Dallas girl. Unbelievable.

How about a poll? Which city is best for the trade? I'm going with Dallas and Philly.

Indy is better than Detroit. Motor city has almost no activity on this thread for info, and the 3 places I visited were all crappy with no HE. Houston seems to have an abundance of options. I've been trying to get back there to check out one of the many Bath Houses, but 2018 was a wash thanks to work.

[ShapopoJoe9745]

I will be taking the plunge as a first-time monger this weekend. We will be visiting a few recommended on the east side. Fingers crossed I can get a CFS on first-time!