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[Wicked1]

Tried to visit Rose the other day they never seem to be open anyone know the best time to pay them a visit?

When I've been there and the door is locked, they are usually busy. I call ahead myself or grab a coffee and enjoy the sights at Starz while I wait.

[Skinny Dugan]

Has anyone stumbled upon Mimi from Ortega? On MPR a guy said that Mimi and Crystal have returned to the game but wants to keep it a secret. I had just seen Grace and would dig seeing her again. Keep your eyes peeled, they're b a c k!

[Caribe]

Anyone know if there are AMP's on groupon and?

Got some free $ on that site to spend. There's just so many and none ring the bell from what I've read on here.

I do vaguely remember BCDS on Baker st offering nuru or something? Is that true?

Also how do I search on this thread? Kinda hard to keep info straight. May need to start my own sheet.

Serene Massage seems to Always do Groupon. They try to clamp down and stay legit, tho. There has been some talk of a girl secretly giving a handie.

[Avg Monger]

I was in the neighborhood and decided to stop to see an old regular. Unfortunately she wasn't available so I got K. Side note, the receptionist was a young spinner that might actually look cute if she tried a little. Anyways, got to the room and had an avg massage. Very little tease. On the flip she literally says:5 minutes left, how much you tip? F that. Completed as quickly as possible and bounced. Won't be seeing her again, what a waste.

[MrSunnyHills]

Search is your friend. Give it a try. You may learn something.

Have today off what place does lucy work want to visit!

[TomatoArmada]

Wondering if anybody knows where Mimi from the now defunct Petite Spa in Stanton ended up? Some places in Westminster I've patronized recently: 1) CKB. It's easy FS for a fair price and I've never been shorted on time. Women are a little on the older side but are on average attractive if not super fit and are fun. Helen and Lisa are worth seeing. I haven't been enough to know other's names. 2) Health Massage. Have only seen Hanna. FS on the menu. Liked her but not my first choice to return to just because I felt kinda rushed.

What was the total damage (including room) for FS at CKB?

I'm just trying not to get ripped off, again. Thanks in advance.

[IFunnyTaker]

Tried to visit Rose the other day they never seem to be open anyone know the best time to pay them a visit?

[TheBenster]

I have a hard time finding more places where I can shower after the massage. Do you have any recommendations?

VT Spa, body care center, Swan Spa and HS definitely have showers and that's why I usually go there. I like to be really clean after and not feel the oil between my cheeks the rest of the day.

[Tipisil]

I've had Mia. I agree that she was just okay. A 9 in the looks dept and actually got a CBJ from her (you have to come prepared if you want that), but she isn't the most enthusiastic or talented provider at HS. Very cute though.

How did you manage the CBJ with her? Most of those places are strictly HE only, no matter how charming I am.

[PolarBox]

Does anyone know if Lucy is local to the shop? Anna is local. Some of the others as well Papasan are from the SGV.

Have today off what place does lucy work want to visit!

[RolfTorren]

Leaving Starz with my head spinning dreaming of boning one of the hot waitresses, I decided to make my way to Vy. Its years since I've visited an AMP and never before in the OC. Found a parking spot and headed in. A cute Asian receptionist asked me how long, and if I'd been there before. I said 30 minutes, and told her it was my first time. She asked me how I'd found them, and I said a friend had recommended Vy's for a very good massage. Once in the room (walls go right to the ceiling), I stripped down to my birthday suit and lay face down. After about five minutes, Jenny came in. She's 5'1" so she told me, and Thai-Cambodian. She was wearing a tight fitting dress that reached below her knee. Nothing see-through or easily accessible. I opted for a soft tough oil massage. Her technique was sensual, but pretty average. She checked in with me regularly about how I was finding the massage. I exaggerated, telling her it was amazing. Eventually she worked her way to my inner thighs and I told her how good that felt. Next she brushed against my sack and eventually reached under to start stroking me. She told me I could turn over when ever I liked. I kept things going face down for a while because I really enjoy the build up. After the flip she oiled me up and started to stroke me, standing by my side. Up to this point, she'd kept well out of reach. I caressed her ass, and she made no protest. So I slid my hand up her dress. She obliged by hitching it up around her hips. I slipped my hand under her panties and caressed her very nice ass. Again, no protest. At that point I decided not to push things too much and spoil the moment. She'd kept her pussy safely pressed against the table. She stroked me to completed and then cleaned me up. I got dressed and left a $60 tip. She accepted it with a little bow. Nice girl, nice body, and good attitude, but not quite as erotic as I would have liked.

[RBFSyndrome]

Anyone know if there are AMP's on groupon and?

Got some free $ on that site to spend. There's just so many and none ring the bell from what I've read on here.

I do vaguely remember BCDS on Baker st offering nuru or something? Is that true?

Also how do I search on this thread? Kinda hard to keep info straight. May need to start my own sheet.

[BimmyJarkley]

I've had Mia. I agree that she was just okay. A 9 in the looks dept and actually got a CBJ from her (you have to come prepared if you want that), but she isn't the most enthusiastic or talented provider at HS. Very cute though.

I was curious to try Mia based on her pic on the Honey Spa Instagram. I'd guess she's late 20's, D naturals, nice big ass. She strips down after a soft Swedish massage, lets you play with her fun bags but avoids touching anywhere else and finishes you off with a competent hand job. It was a plain vanilla experience for me, but if you like D naturals you might want to give her a try.

[Mustang3]

Good review you made my mind up never to go there.

Curiosity got the better of me last weekend and I paid Lila Spa a visit. I was greeted by "Lila" who came out in a knockout skin-tight dress. Her face wasn't really my type but she had a fantastic petite body, and seemed enthusiastic at first. I'm guessing she's probably in her mid to late 30's, and it looked like she took care of herself somewhat.

After ushering me into a room, she asked for. 4 for the room. I gave her a. 5. She never did give me back change. When negotiating, we agreed on 1. 6 for the full "boom boom" experience. As I was pulling cash out, she literally demanded everything in my wallet, but I told her I need to keep at least a few dollars on me for dinner. I figured I was being fleeced but I was eager to break my FS cherry, and she promised this option included "everything".

She promptly undressed and got down to business. I showered thoroughly before I arrived, but she started the session by roughly dabbing my crotch and the surrounding region with dry toilet paper. As if that was supposed to make the area any cleaner. Lila proceeds with a mechanical and aggressive CBJ. When I reached for her to touch her bottom she moved away a little. The CBJ lasted less than a 2 minutes before she gets on the bed an assumes the position on all fours, and commands "fuck me, handsome".

As I pounded away, I noticed she had her phone set up on the corner table so that she could view the multiple cameras directed at the parking lot. I'm guessing she was the only one on location so she had to be the receptionist as well as a service provider. I flipped her over for missionary but she complained that she was sore briefly after the switch. She asked me to "help her out" - motioning me to jerk myself off. She stood in front of me an squeezed her breasts in (what I considered to be) the most non-sensual way, while her eyes were directed at the security footage on her phone. At this point, I knew I wasn't getting my money's worth.

I pulled her closer to bury my face into her breasts, but she promptly stops me. Says "you're not a baby, don't be a big baby. Only big baby suck". I wasn't leaving without getting off so I ask her to play with my balls while I jerked. She wasn't terribly great at testicle play either, but it was better than nothing at this point. Before doing that, she placed a folded sheet of toilet paper beneath my cock. I'm guessing the gesture was meant to rush me to come on the toilet paper. The whole situation was terribly unsexy, so I reached for her boob to speed things up. Her reaction to me groping her breast was "Ahh, Gaaawd. " as if I was taking way too long and this effort was beyond her. I finished by purposely shooting my load all across her forearm, which she clearly wasn't entirely happy about.

Again, she reaches for the roll of toilet paper and aggressively dabs the cum off my crotch area. She then unrolled these semi-wet towelettes to give my dick a more thorough cleaning. The problem was those towelettes smelled mildewy as fuck.

Total session lasted less than 30 min. She left to greet another client at the front desk as I got dressed. Each time, she left the room, she would not close the door completely which made me very uncomfortable since the door would open itself again. She gave me a half-hearted hug before I left and said "see you next time, honey". I'm thinking to myself, "not in this lifetime".

As I walked to my car, the lingering smell of the mildewy towelettes just left me feeling gross and a little disgusted. I couldn't wait to rush home to wash off all the Lila Spa residue. Maybe I just have a low tolerance for this kind of thing because I'm new at this, but I would not recommend this place at all.

[OCPlayer]

Curiosity got the better of me last weekend and I paid Lila Spa a visit. I was greeted by "Lila" who came out in a knockout skin-tight dress. Her face wasn't really my type but she had a fantastic petite body, and seemed enthusiastic at first. I'm guessing she's probably in her mid to late 30's, and it looked like she took care of herself somewhat.

After ushering me into a room, she asked for. 4 for the room. I gave her a. 5. She never did give me back change. When negotiating, we agreed on 1. 6 for the full "boom boom" experience. As I was pulling cash out, she literally demanded everything in my wallet, but I told her I need to keep at least a few dollars on me for dinner. I figured I was being fleeced but I was eager to break my FS cherry, and she promised this option included "everything".

She promptly undressed and got down to business. I showered thoroughly before I arrived, but she started the session by roughly dabbing my crotch and the surrounding region with dry toilet paper. As if that was supposed to make the area any cleaner. Lila proceeds with a mechanical and aggressive CBJ. When I reached for her to touch her bottom she moved away a little. The CBJ lasted less than a 2 minutes before she gets on the bed an assumes the position on all fours, and commands "fuck me, handsome".

As I pounded away, I noticed she had her phone set up on the corner table so that she could view the multiple cameras directed at the parking lot. I'm guessing she was the only one on location so she had to be the receptionist as well as a service provider. I flipped her over for missionary but she complained that she was sore briefly after the switch. She asked me to "help her out" - motioning me to jerk myself off. She stood in front of me an squeezed her breasts in (what I considered to be) the most non-sensual way, while her eyes were directed at the security footage on her phone. At this point, I knew I wasn't getting my money's worth.

I pulled her closer to bury my face into her breasts, but she promptly stops me. Says "you're not a baby, don't be a big baby. Only big baby suck". I wasn't leaving without getting off so I ask her to play with my balls while I jerked. She wasn't terribly great at testicle play either, but it was better than nothing at this point. Before doing that, she placed a folded sheet of toilet paper beneath my cock. I'm guessing the gesture was meant to rush me to come on the toilet paper. The whole situation was terribly unsexy, so I reached for her boob to speed things up. Her reaction to me groping her breast was "Ahh, Gaaawd. " as if I was taking way too long and this effort was beyond her. I finished by purposely shooting my load all across her forearm, which she clearly wasn't entirely happy about.

Again, she reaches for the roll of toilet paper and aggressively dabs the cum off my crotch area. She then unrolled these semi-wet towelettes to give my dick a more thorough cleaning. The problem was those towelettes smelled mildewy as fuck.

Total session lasted less than 30 min. She left to greet another client at the front desk as I got dressed. Each time, she left the room, she would not close the door completely which made me very uncomfortable since the door would open itself again. She gave me a half-hearted hug before I left and said "see you next time, honey". I'm thinking to myself, "not in this lifetime".

As I walked to my car, the lingering smell of the mildewy towelettes just left me feeling gross and a little disgusted. I couldn't wait to rush home to wash off all the Lila Spa residue. Maybe I just have a low tolerance for this kind of thing because I'm new at this, but I would not recommend this place at all.

Wow, I haven't been to this one though it was on my radar. Thanks for saving some folks here a poor experience. It seems in the MP business there are enough first time customers to a particular shop that many of the shop owners are not concerned about any repeat business. You can definitely tell whether they are or not.