USA Adult Classifieds: Advertiser Reviews

**BabyLight333** · 01-02-19 15:01

Originally Posted by MiloHibiscus [View Original Post]

Saw some reviews of Anastacia or Elizabeth or whatever she goes by, texted, she responded quickly to a decent gated community off OBT and was slightly disappointed as the dream continued.

Little head was craving some meaty attention and found her ad and review on this lovely site and sister site. She responded quickly and wanted 2. For an hour of dreaming, okay a bit high but I was down and expecting an amazing time with the positive reviews she had and confidence she carried with her reputation. I wanted 2 outfits for our dream and told me I was "asking too much" from her, for 2. And AN HOUR! (First disappointment but no biggie) okay it was going to come off anyways but whatever. Then she advertised as GFE and even mentioned that she was and the most I got was ONE closed lip kiss when I first entered. Okay then, here we go again.

Got there and this woman is tall like 6 ft she says but carries it well AND 25 yo. Wide, thick, ripple cheeks, long lovely legs, rib tattoos and nice perky B cups, definitely sexy AF. She greeted me with a kiss, booty shorts and a tank top on then walked to the room lit with candles (she says she lives alone) well I wanted to see her body so we opened the bathroom door for a little more light. In my dream I started dining at the why moaning while eating her ass in doggystyle then mish which she said was going to make her squirt but pushed me away as she came?

Then I was returned the favor with a decent BBBJ (which is about all the GFE she gave) stroked with each suck and soon enough I was hard and wanting to see her wide, rippling, womanly ass bounce back in doggystyle. BEAUTIFUL view and soft, tasty skin and hygiene. She spoke to me in Spanish and got into it calling me papi while in doggy (SO fucking HOT) but didn't push back while I did all the work. I turned her to mish with those long legs over my shoulders cause I wanted to kiss and she seemed to turn away and just closed her eyes moaning (maybe the moaning was real or not?

Finally 30 minutes later I came in the bag in mish and hoped for round two but she immediately started checking her phone for messages and started saying how her sister was on the way. I got the hint but I requested to eat her again in doggy to see her big wide ass spreading and did just so. Unfortunately in between requests she kept checking her phone, 3-5 times from mish to spreading after I popped. I touched, complimented and admired her assets and features then without turning her head away from her phone she just went "Thaaaaanks" like I'm sure she's heard it before. WTF? So my hour was more like 30-40 minutes tops after mentioning a few more times that her sister was close by, I know I'd get better for the same rate or less but fuck it, I wanted a last minute dream with something I was visually craving.

She says she's not on this site or has even heard of it but does advertise on the sister site, which is good. She says she does night time cocktail waitressing (maybe at a strip club?) and is new at this but doesn't do it full time. Either way she should stick to her full time job if she loses interests quickly with the mongers.

Overall a kind (but somewhat mechanical) service but very hot, AVERAGE looking woman. I personally wouldn't repeat but your experience may vary. Maybe I'd be back if she lowered her rates or actually was more appreciative of her company. The young ones do need to appreciate us mongers. Oh well, onto the next.

Final Grade: C+.

Attitude: B.

Performance: B+.

Looks: B+ If you like those thick college girl types with an average wide, meaty ass (not plump or bubble) and an exotic face (Russian and Colombian).

http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...2465&cityid=98

Unfortunately she has become jaded. Only cares about the money, she is now officially a THOT. LOL.

**AllieCutie** · 01-02-19 14:48

Originally Posted by ElNino801 [View Original Post]

Was about to leave a different review and realized it completely slipped my mind to leave a review on Allie, so fist things first:

Thanks to SabrinaT for verifying me, was able to schedule some time with Allie. There are plenty of reviews on here and they all paint a very accurate picture (I've only seen stellar reviews). Great communication, great incall location and my time with Allie was fantastic. Definitely a GFE. Plenty of kissing and foreplay. Covered up for the main act and ran through the alphabet. I don't like to get too explicit on reviews. Previous reviews are on point. Some chit chat afterwards and got ready to head out. She was packing to go out of town, hope she's not gone too long.

I had sooo much fun with you!! You are such a sweet guy!! I am back from my trip, it was just a short trip. Hope to see you again!!

Love.

Allie.

**Calsan13** · 01-02-19 14:32

Hey guys was up on the sister site, saw her and was wondering if there is any feedback! Anyone tried it here in Orlando??

http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...1361&cityid=98

**ElNino801** · 01-02-19 13:22

Was about to leave a different review and realized it completely slipped my mind to leave a review on Allie, so fist things first:

Thanks to SabrinaT for verifying me, was able to schedule some time with Allie. There are plenty of reviews on here and they all paint a very accurate picture (I've only seen stellar reviews). Great communication, great incall location and my time with Allie was fantastic. Definitely a GFE. Plenty of kissing and foreplay. Covered up for the main act and ran through the alphabet. I don't like to get too explicit on reviews. Previous reviews are on point. Some chit chat afterwards and got ready to head out. She was packing to go out of town, hope she's not gone too long.

**Hugh Jardon** · 01-02-19 09:53

I am coming to your fair city next week and would like to sample some of the local female flesh. In reading the Orlando reviews the last couple months, it looks like your USASexGuideClassifieds have many excellent providers. I will be without a car, staying in the Universal Studios area, so I need an outcall. I've used the search term "outcall" in the escort section of USASexGuideClassifieds and have gotten a few different ladies ads.

I could post their ads / names here and ask your opinions, but if you mongers would recommend one in particular, PM me.

Thanks in advance and I'll post a review of whoever I end up seeing.

**SweetsGym** · 01-02-19 01:34

Originally Posted by Renegade25 [View Original Post]

Finally met up with Paige this morning!

Seen her advertise for a while but never took the plunge and glad I did!

Door was propped open for me and was welcomed in. Made to feel SUPER comfortable. Great conversation, real natural and friendly, nothing fake. Like a cool roommate with benefits!

After some conversation fell asleep and had a great dream of incredible bbj. Like incredible.

Arms were trembling during the finale and she maintained that friendly demeanor the whole time.

Real nice girl, great body.

Thank you! See you again soon!

Xoxo.

**BaldEagle66** · 01-01-19 08:56

Originally Posted by TitusMajor [View Original Post]

Honestly. That's all I want. ...... Any other recommendations?

That's not too much to ask. A good BJ. Should be a given LOL. Got a great one on OBT the other day by Barbie I guess. Cute blond with nice body. Freaking slow and mind blowing. Took about 10 min to get my composure back and car started after she ninja-ed out. This was after getting played by this rip off AMP 23 old Asian near obt and oak ridge.

**Justin321** · 12-31-18 19:34

Originally Posted by LarryLuftig87 [View Original Post]

Went to meet her at her place. I saw a cop sitting on the street watching her place. I drove by and did not stop.

I was afraid of a sting. I looked her up and she is a felon. Beware of going to her place.

Thanks for the 411 done with that then. Appreciate it.

**ProMonger1998** · 12-31-18 18:25

Paige posted new rates so had to go see what all the fuss was about. No need to really elaborate as she is a forum favorite. She is very accomodating and has a nice attitude. I had fun, will repeat.

**Renegade25** · 12-31-18 13:54

Finally met up with Paige this morning!

Seen her advertise for a while but never took the plunge and glad I did!

Door was propped open for me and was welcomed in. Made to feel SUPER comfortable. Great conversation, real natural and friendly, nothing fake. Like a cool roommate with benefits!

After some conversation fell asleep and had a great dream of incredible bbj. Like incredible.

Arms were trembling during the finale and she maintained that friendly demeanor the whole time.

Real nice girl, great body.

**Dieter Braun** · 12-30-18 21:34

Great report on Holly Sweets, TF. Really sparked my interest, tried to PM you, but your box is full.

Originally Posted by TreeFiddy [View Original Post]

Dreamed of HolliLynn a few weeks ago at her discreet incall. Had an excellent time, chose the 1 hr VIP. Very good massage, worked out a ton of tight muscles, knows her stuff. Big booty white girl, got to love that, finish was excellent. Feel free to PM. Will repeat for sure.

http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...3057&cityid=98

**SlimShady96** · 12-30-18 19:05

Originally Posted by SDragonGuy [View Original Post]

She is retired bro. At least that's what she mentioned on her last visit. She was getting a few creeps that wanted to meet up for actual dates and shit and told her they loved her LOL. I swear some of you guys still don't understand what kind of business this is. Regardless, most girls who say they retire, end up coming back. Maybe she will, maybe not, but I sure as hell go to enjoy that ass up until that last moment haha.

Stay Safe.

SDG.

An in high demand UTR mentioned to me that she had a monger propose to be GF BF because they got along so well, SMH you just paid her whatever amount to suck your dick and fuck, what do you expect her to do, act like she hates you?

**XMan1970** · 12-30-18 18:10

Originally Posted by Laharvardkid [View Original Post]

A url phone or anything would help, thanks!

Laharvardkid.

http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...2421&cityid=98

**Laharvardkid** · 12-30-18 17:43

Originally Posted by XMan1970 [View Original Post]

This time of year, I usually cut back on the hobby. Too many family commitments or too many hours at work. Fortunately Friday, the stars aligned just right. I had been driving Uber most of the day leading up to the bowl game downtown. Once the demand started to decline, I found myself in Alex's part of town so I sent her a text. Alex is always willing to stop what she's doing for me. That's the benefit of being a regular. Anyway, she asked that I give her an hour to get ready. That was perfect for me since I hadn't eaten. After an hour, I'm knocking on her door which she always leaves open for me. She had on some new panties and wanted me to take some pics. Sorry, they're for my private collection. After the fashion show, we got to business. She's the only girl who can get me to pop twice. IMHO she has the best BBBJ technique. She also loves grinding herself on my leg to bring her to several O's. As usual we lost track of time, but the sun was coming up by the time I left. Can't wait to see her again.

A url phone or anything would help, thanks!

Laharvardkid.

**Nightwing12** · 12-30-18 17:11

Originally Posted by LarryLuftig87 [View Original Post]

Went to meet her at her place. I saw a cop sitting on the street watching her place. I drove by and did not stop.

I was afraid of a sting. I looked her up and she is a felon. Beware of going to her place.

I always had her come to my place. Added me on FB awhile back. Then unfriended me. Weird to me since so I stopped messaging.