Massage Parlor Reports

[OCPlayer]

Curiosity got the better of me last weekend and I paid Lila Spa a visit. I was greeted by "Lila" who came out in a knockout skin-tight dress. Her face wasn't really my type but she had a fantastic petite body, and seemed enthusiastic at first. I'm guessing she's probably in her mid to late 30's, and it looked like she took care of herself somewhat.

After ushering me into a room, she asked for. 4 for the room. I gave her a. 5. She never did give me back change. When negotiating, we agreed on 1. 6 for the full "boom boom" experience. As I was pulling cash out, she literally demanded everything in my wallet, but I told her I need to keep at least a few dollars on me for dinner. I figured I was being fleeced but I was eager to break my FS cherry, and she promised this option included "everything".

She promptly undressed and got down to business. I showered thoroughly before I arrived, but she started the session by roughly dabbing my crotch and the surrounding region with dry toilet paper. As if that was supposed to make the area any cleaner. Lila proceeds with a mechanical and aggressive CBJ. When I reached for her to touch her bottom she moved away a little. The CBJ lasted less than a 2 minutes before she gets on the bed an assumes the position on all fours, and commands "fuck me, handsome".

As I pounded away, I noticed she had her phone set up on the corner table so that she could view the multiple cameras directed at the parking lot. I'm guessing she was the only one on location so she had to be the receptionist as well as a service provider. I flipped her over for missionary but she complained that she was sore briefly after the switch. She asked me to "help her out" - motioning me to jerk myself off. She stood in front of me an squeezed her breasts in (what I considered to be) the most non-sensual way, while her eyes were directed at the security footage on her phone. At this point, I knew I wasn't getting my money's worth.

I pulled her closer to bury my face into her breasts, but she promptly stops me. Says "you're not a baby, don't be a big baby. Only big baby suck". I wasn't leaving without getting off so I ask her to play with my balls while I jerked. She wasn't terribly great at testicle play either, but it was better than nothing at this point. Before doing that, she placed a folded sheet of toilet paper beneath my cock. I'm guessing the gesture was meant to rush me to come on the toilet paper. The whole situation was terribly unsexy, so I reached for her boob to speed things up. Her reaction to me groping her breast was "Ahh, Gaaawd. " as if I was taking way too long and this effort was beyond her. I finished by purposely shooting my load all across her forearm, which she clearly wasn't entirely happy about.

Again, she reaches for the roll of toilet paper and aggressively dabs the cum off my crotch area. She then unrolled these semi-wet towelettes to give my dick a more thorough cleaning. The problem was those towelettes smelled mildewy as fuck.

Total session lasted less than 30 min. She left to greet another client at the front desk as I got dressed. Each time, she left the room, she would not close the door completely which made me very uncomfortable since the door would open itself again. She gave me a half-hearted hug before I left and said "see you next time, honey". I'm thinking to myself, "not in this lifetime".

As I walked to my car, the lingering smell of the mildewy towelettes just left me feeling gross and a little disgusted. I couldn't wait to rush home to wash off all the Lila Spa residue. Maybe I just have a low tolerance for this kind of thing because I'm new at this, but I would not recommend this place at all.

Wow, I haven't been to this one though it was on my radar. Thanks for saving some folks here a poor experience. It seems in the MP business there are enough first time customers to a particular shop that many of the shop owners are not concerned about any repeat business. You can definitely tell whether they are or not.

[TomatoArmada]

Curiosity got the better of me last weekend and I paid Lila Spa a visit. I was greeted by "Lila" who came out in a knockout skin-tight dress. Her face wasn't really my type but she had a fantastic petite body, and seemed enthusiastic at first. I'm guessing she's probably in her mid to late 30's, and it looked like she took care of herself somewhat.

After ushering me into a room, she asked for. 4 for the room. I gave her a. 5. She never did give me back change. When negotiating, we agreed on 1. 6 for the full "boom boom" experience. As I was pulling cash out, she literally demanded everything in my wallet, but I told her I need to keep at least a few dollars on me for dinner. I figured I was being fleeced but I was eager to break my FS cherry, and she promised this option included "everything".

She promptly undressed and got down to business. I showered thoroughly before I arrived, but she started the session by roughly dabbing my crotch and the surrounding region with dry toilet paper. As if that was supposed to make the area any cleaner. Lila proceeds with a mechanical and aggressive CBJ. When I reached for her to touch her bottom she moved away a little. The CBJ lasted less than a 2 minutes before she gets on the bed an assumes the position on all fours, and commands "fuck me, handsome".

As I pounded away, I noticed she had her phone set up on the corner table so that she could view the multiple cameras directed at the parking lot. I'm guessing she was the only one on location so she had to be the receptionist as well as a service provider. I flipped her over for missionary but she complained that she was sore briefly after the switch. She asked me to "help her out" - motioning me to jerk myself off. She stood in front of me an squeezed her breasts in (what I considered to be) the most non-sensual way, while her eyes were directed at the security footage on her phone. At this point, I knew I wasn't getting my money's worth.

I pulled her closer to bury my face into her breasts, but she promptly stops me. Says "you're not a baby, don't be a big baby. Only big baby suck". I wasn't leaving without getting off so I ask her to play with my balls while I jerked. She wasn't terribly great at testicle play either, but it was better than nothing at this point. Before doing that, she placed a folded sheet of toilet paper beneath my cock. I'm guessing the gesture was meant to rush me to come on the toilet paper. The whole situation was terribly unsexy, so I reached for her boob to speed things up. Her reaction to me groping her breast was "Ahh, Gaaawd. " as if I was taking way too long and this effort was beyond her. I finished by purposely shooting my load all across her forearm, which she clearly wasn't entirely happy about.

Again, she reaches for the roll of toilet paper and aggressively dabs the cum off my crotch area. She then unrolled these semi-wet towelettes to give my dick a more thorough cleaning. The problem was those towelettes smelled mildewy as fuck.

Total session lasted less than 30 min. She left to greet another client at the front desk as I got dressed. Each time, she left the room, she would not close the door completely which made me very uncomfortable since the door would open itself again. She gave me a half-hearted hug before I left and said "see you next time, honey". I'm thinking to myself, "not in this lifetime".

As I walked to my car, the lingering smell of the mildewy towelettes just left me feeling gross and a little disgusted. I couldn't wait to rush home to wash off all the Lila Spa residue. Maybe I just have a low tolerance for this kind of thing because I'm new at this, but I would not recommend this place at all.

[Lovergrrl]

Had the pleasure of going to Vy massage. 30 hh or 40 HR. Elected for the HR. Got Julie as my therapist. Has a great body 9/10 with great c cups. She was wearing a small black mini skirt. Her personality is great. Great conversation. During the massage did some teasing with my direction then on the flip very nice HE. I tipped her 60 cause the massage was good. Lila was there and looked good. Did not see the Asian girl. All in all a great time.

Agree. Only been to Vy twice and the second time was with feisty Julie, who is a super sexy (she was wearing a leopard skin tight dress) latina. Great personality and a sharp sense of humor if you get her going. Will return for her for sure.

[Miketastic69]

Lavender appears to be gone.

The last time I was at Lila (2 weeks ago) I swung by Lavender and it was closed with no sign of activity.

I thought they were closed for maintenance or holidays or something temporary. Man, I will miss that place. It became my fave in the OC. Any other FS place worth a look? PM is fine. I will share any LV (home) or east coast info if you need it.

[Ho Down Man2]

Had the pleasure of going to Vy massage. 30 hh or 40 HR. Elected for the HR. Got Julie as my therapist. Has a great body 9/10 with great c cups. She was wearing a small black mini skirt. Her personality is great. Great conversation. During the massage did some teasing with my direction then on the flip very nice HE. I tipped her 60 cause the massage was good. Lila was there and looked good. Did not see the Asian girl. All in all a great time.

[Panchito33]

Drove by yesterday looking for a release. FOR LEASE sign is up. Will miss Ruby. If anyone knows where she ends up, please share. Lavender was one of my change of pace places from the AAMP scene. Will have to find another I guess.

Thanks lg, suspicion confirmed since yelp said it was reported closed as well. Guess I will have to go to the area around the corner!

[JakeForTheWin]

Stopped by Honey the other day and saw Megan. The pic they use for her on IG does seem to resemble her. She's tall, white, blonde hair, and canadian. She is around 24. I opted for nuru as usual but was not pleased at all. Average massage before the flip, no teasing or anything close to JR. On the flip she had nice C cups and nice face but what's the point of those features if the massage is subpar. She finished me off, was startled and sort of tried to keep a distance when I came. Do not recommend. I'm kind of getting tired of honey so quick question. Have any of you been to Goddess Massage Spa in Orange? Want to try out another AMP in orange that isn't a sister parlor with honey.

[Frogger27]

Wondering if anybody knows where Mimi from the now defunct Petite Spa in Stanton ended up? Some places in Westminster I've patronized recently: 1) CKB. It's easy FS for a fair price and I've never been shorted on time. Women are a little on the older side but are on average attractive if not super fit and are fun. Helen and Lisa are worth seeing. I haven't been enough to know other's names. 2) Health Massage. Have only seen Hanna. FS on the menu. Liked her but not my first choice to return to just because I felt kinda rushed.

[Mnoire]

I was curious to try Mia based on her pic on the Honey Spa Instagram. I'd guess she's late 20's, D naturals, nice big ass. She strips down after a soft Swedish massage, lets you play with her fun bags but avoids touching anywhere else and finishes you off with a competent hand job. It was a plain vanilla experience for me, but if you like D naturals you might want to give her a try.

[Ihaschzbrgr]

Lavender appears to be gone.

The last time I was at Lila (2 weeks ago) I swung by Lavender and it was closed with no sign of activity.

Thanks lg, suspicion confirmed since yelp said it was reported closed as well. Guess I will have to go to the area around the corner!

[BeanTwn1969]

I doubt that you will get a HE from CiCi because she and her White husband, Sam, own this store. In the past her husband was in the store sometimes. I don't know how it is now.

Thanks for the info, I didn't know, that explains an American male voice answering the phone when I called this morning. I still might go back just for the brown eye massage. Any providers in there that provide HE? Thanks again.

[BobSmith42]

Hey team,

Looking to head down to the OC this weekend to start off the new year. Never been to Honey, but can you guys tell me the go to for best: nuru, petite, and extras beyond HE? Thank you!

[Lovergrrl]

Any mongers been to lavender recently? I see a month ago some have been redirected to a "Lila" around the corner.

Lavender appears to be gone.

The last time I was at Lila (2 weeks ago) I swung by Lavender and it was closed with no sign of activity.

[ChillWeebs]

Dropping my car off at the mechanic early next weekend in Orange. Wondering if you guys can recommend any people / places down there. I'll probably just Uber around.

Would like to try Nuru / b2 b, never done that before.

[Tamco]

This report is from 2 weeks ago, stopped by ODS on a whim passing thru Orange, the woman at the desk was a very sexy in shape woman named CiCi, I told her I wanted her she was hesitant tried to get me to go with another masseuse but I insisted on her, she gave in and told me to strip and lay down. When she came back in she had short shorts on and I almost snapped my neck looking at her. Really good body and strong. She gave a decent massage with some teasing and I was so ready to go, but when I tried to negotiate a HE she just kept telling me she's a good girl. She then proceeds to massage my balls and asshole for 20 minutes, it felt so incredibly good but she would not finish me so she poured a bunch of oil in my hand and finished myself off all while she was massaging the brown eye. Not the ending I wanted but still satisfied. I think if I return she will do more and if not the a hole massage is worth it. I couldn't stop moaning the whole time. Total damage. 4+. 4.

I doubt that you will get a HE from CiCi because she and her White husband, Sam, own this store. In the past her husband was in the store sometimes. I don't know how it is now.