Massage Parlor Reports

[Horsetrader]

WOW! I know a few places (none of the Orlando hot-spots, that I know of) will offer a small plastic water-proof pouch for clients to take valuables with them to the shower, but I've never actually availed myself of those corny solutions, as I've usually had implicit trust in the honor and integrity of the Asian culture, particularly Korean establishments. Perhaps I am a fool in this regard. Has anyone ELSE seen anything like this at GG (or anywhere else)?

On my last GG visit I was going to bring my near-empty wallet into the shower and my girl told me to leave it in the massage room. Everybody is honest, she said.

I've seen those corny solutions in many massage places. One in Washington, DC, even had a safe in the massage room to lock your valuables and you would take the key into the shower with you (I have no idea who else had keys).

The GG shower room really doesn't have a place to put your valuables so you can keep an eye on them. Suppose you put your wallet and keys near your feet on the half wall and then girl #1 puts her tongue down your throat and girl #2 puts her lips on your dick, will you even know if girl #3 is in the room going through the water proof pouch and your wallet?

Most other table shower rooms have a shelf where you can sort of watch your valuables, but, those places don't give the mind-numbing services that make us forget reality for 60 minutes.

[ParejaMiami]

Okay guys this may sound like an odd request, but I will be in Orlando for the next 3 days and I would really like to have a deep tissue massage. I am in NO means looking for extras only the massage. Will someone please recommend someone with good strong hands.

Play Safe,

XO Ashley

Ashley:

I am trying to find a good masseur (male) for my wife. She loves to get erotic massages. Do you have any that you know between Orlando and Miami?

Thanks.

[Kevin44]

A little off topic but does anyone know any place or girl that does manscaping trimming and waxing they'd recommend.

[LuvInIt007]

So am I understanding that leaving cash and wallet in car is not safe at either place in your opinion. I'm traveling with large cash next week and normally leave hidden in car when visiting providers.

I believe you misunderstood he meant don't bring wallet or extra cash inside leave in a secure place in your car.

[NcGuy661]

So am I understanding that leaving cash and wallet in car is not safe at either place in your opinion. I'm traveling with large cash next week and normally leave hidden in car when visiting providers.

Knowing the going rate of these MPs, I never carry a $ more than the house and tip, and always hide the wallet inside the car. If your carrying lage amount of cash best leave it in the safe of the hotel.

[Sick1166]

WOW! I, personally, have never had this happen at reputable Asian-run places, so this isery helpful warning & reminder to be careful. I normally don't carry MUCH extra money, and certainly nothing I intend to spend (like for an extra girl or anything), but I usually have a few extra small bills intended for spending money at other places (convenience stores, fast food, etc.). I'm not sure where I should, or could, conceal that extra cash on my person, and I wouldn't be real comfortable leaving it in the car at most of these places either. Come to think of it, if a place is known to have wallet content turn up missing, carrying credit cards, or other financially important materials, probably isn't wise either.

I know a few places (none of the Orlando hot-spots, that I know of) will offer a small plastic water-proof pouch for clients to take valuables with them to the shower, but I've never actually availed myself of those corny solutions, as I've usually had implicit trust in the honor and integrity of the Asian culture, particularly Korean establishments. Perhaps I am a fool in this regard. Has anyone ELSE seen anything like this at GG (or anywhere else)?

So am I understanding that leaving cash and wallet in car is not safe at either place in your opinion. I'm traveling with large cash next week and normally leave hidden in car when visiting providers.

[AllDaWay]

Long time user still trying to get my posts up. Went to GG two weeks ago on a Friday, was headed back east from Tampa and wanted to beat the rush hour traffic (both on the road and at GG). Upon entry I learned later I was greeted by Jasmine and let her know of my time crunch. She was happy to oblige.

PM for pricing but standard issue GG. Not much to add that hasn't been said about jasmine. She has quite the deep throat and quite frankly that was the highlight of my dream. I'm a younger guy so on the way out she had fun showing me to the other therapists. One let me suck her tits on the way. Love when stuff like that happen.

Happy Healthy and SAFE New Years to all. Thanks to the seniors who drive this thing.

[Smut Villian]

Hey gents,

I'm from the Space Coast area and looking to jump headlong into the AMP scene. The general consensus over there is to travel the extra distance to get significant better service over here.

Upon perusing this thread and coming to terms with all the monger jargon and shorthand, it's evident that there are the "big three" over here. I've settled on Well Body Spa / Best Asian Massage, as it's the closest to me. Is this a good choice for a first timer or would you folks recommend travelling a little further to visit the other two? I'm in my late 20's and would ideally prefer someone around my age or younger.

Additionally, this is going to be my first foray to the whole mongering scene. I've looked up a few guides and browsed the local forums to get a general idea. Are there any specific tips or advice you would give? Should I ask for a specific girl or should I just go with the flow? Is there a specific etiquette on asking for a lineup? Are opening hours the best time to get quality service?

Any help is greatly appreciated. Thank you for your time. I'll be sure to leave a write up recounting my experience once everything is said and done.

Cesky.

Here's a few things to consider:

• Never walk into an AMP with more cash on you than you are willing to spend. Leave the rest of your wallet in the car. If they know you have it then they'll try to take as much of it as possible. Do not even walk in with plastic; a lot of these spots have ATM's onsite so you can't use "I have no more cash on me" as an excuse.

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• On the other hand, don't be too much of a cheapskate, especially when it comes to the tip. In my experience these girls may not always remember names but they do seem to have an amazing ability to remember faces. If you are planning on making a repeat visit to a particular place then you probably don't want to be remembered as a tightwad; your service might suffer.

• From what I've seen, cleanliness is kind of important in their culture. If offered the table shower always say yes. They're more likely to offer decent service to a customer whose balls they know for a fact were just freshly scrubbed.

• Always be a gentleman in these places. Too many dudes get too grabby with them and, while you may not be refused service, you'll stand out and will likely get better service. Works for me every time.

[CharlotteMath]

All the big places are far for me to get away that long. What about all the other massage places in little strip malls that have pawn shops and Latin stores in them? What's to be expected, services and price, at these places? Are they all solely handshake joints?

[ShaggyJax]

I was in Orlando during the holiday week and took a trip to Blue Ocean. Saw Star for 45 minutes and $200 up front. Everything available but Greek. Not as friendly during the TS as I have experienced there (and at GG) in the past. Service was adequate. Star is about 5 feet tall (at most) and maybe 100 pounds.

Shaggy.

[Fred5568]

She ate your ass without showering you? Oh hell no. That's disgusting.

That she did but I always go showered anyways. I was just shocked because this is out of the normal stuff (basic) you usually get at this place.

[SC James]

Standard 60 hh plus 1. 40. Saw Vivian, she said she was leaving for two weeks. I denied the TS and went into a mediocre massage. Ended up going standard FS and it was well worth it. BBBJ was included but the highlight was the pound town from the side of the table. She was very vocal and 100% worth my time.

In addition to Vivian, does anyone have other recommended therapists from You?

[Don1990]

Condoms are not reused. Thats just silly to think or even consider. Condoms are so beat up after being used, you would be able to tell right off the bat that they are not new.

They supply their own so there is no risk of them being fucked with by customers who supply their own tainted ones and do the "OH NO! THE CONDOM BROKE AND I CAME ALL UP INSIDE YOU, I'm SORRY!" They come in with it unwrapped already so if there is an issue it can be hidden away easily in an orifice, its hard to do that with the wrapper that will cut / scratch them up.

He's right a reuse condom will bust in minutes just from the wear and tear of the previous user its more likely they do it to hide it need be.

[Chipper321]

So I went on Thursday to Tokyo.......as I undressed and I get on the table and she's all over me licking sucking and kissing the. She's then has the butt cheeks apart licking up and down then she grabs the boys and jr and pulls them up and starts licking and sucking....

She ate your ass without showering you? Oh hell no. That's disgusting.

[JuanKanobi]

Wife and I are visiting from out of town. She's a pretty good sport. We're running a 5 k, 10 k, and half while we're here. Should be easy to talk her into a massage. Which one do you think would be most likely to hook her up with a TS and let us both leave happy? Any for sure have a couples room?

Balance in Kissimmee has a couples room. Look for Michelle. She gives great massage and CFS if you are by yourself. I don't know about couples what happens behind the scenes. Maybe you try and give us update.