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**LuvinCurves79** · 12-31-18 09:41

Hello gentlemen. It's been a while since I've been on the boards or partaken in the hobby, but I re-emerged this morning for some fun. I didn't have the tolerance to try someone new so I went with someone I've always wanted to see and is truly a professional, Lady Shay. Previous reviews are spot on. Has her own incall with off street parking. Greeted me at the door with a sexy outfit on and I enjoyed looking at that ass as we moved to the bedroom. She's a mature professional provider, exactly what I like. After exchanging pleasantries we got to business and she asked me exactly what I wanted. I can't remember seeing someone who truly made it all about me. A trip to the islands is off limits, but she's pretty open minded in terms of everything else. I opted for the hour and she was able to make me finish with oral both times. She accommodated a special request of mine as well. We had a nice long conversation between activities and she's a blast to talk to. With her being so close to me I will be seeing her regularly. She's just a complete joy! As always, stay safe and have fun gentlemen.

LC79.

**LuvnLivn** · 12-31-18 09:36

I never thought she would be my type based on her pics. But in her ad she says, in part, "Maybe you have wanted to try something new for a while now. " The rest of her ad spoke to me as well. Especially the "intimacy and touch" part. I was in the mood for something different so I decided to "Take a leap and plunge into a pond of sensuality and wild exhilaration. " (Her words, not mine.) I'm glad I took that leap. I don't need to repeat all the nice things that have already been said about her. They are all true. But I will give my take on a couple things that have been mentioned lately.

The building. Yes it is old and needs some TLC. The common hallways are rough but it's not the Munster's house I pictured from some descriptions. (Saffy, if you're too young to know who the Munsters are, Google it LOL.) Her apartment is fine. She didn't smoke while I was there but I took an ever-so-faint smoke smell home on my clothing. I'm single so it's not an issue for me. I don't know if it has been mentioned but she has cats. I didn't notice any litter box odor and they kept to themselves. I mention the cats for those who are allergic.

The natural unshaved look. I honestly thought it would be distracting like in those old European pornos of women with the thick, black hair under their arms. But Saffy's is light colored and I didn't find it off-putting at all. Besides, her sexiness and super sweet, laid back personality make everything else unimportant.

I found her to be quite a breath of fresh air. An intelligent sweetheart who was fun to talk to before and after we played. I'm an older, traditional guy and she's a young punk-type chick on the surface. But it turns out, we really aren't that different from one another. I'm anxious to see her again.

LL.

**Bobby Linn** · 12-31-18 08:24

Originally Posted by BobbyLinn [View Original Post]

I agree with everything Vinnie stated in his review and to my surprise and Kookies' credit she is a 'Nasty F--kin *****' (her words not mine)! I say that in the best way possible, LOL. She has made her in-call notel room into her own little getaway. Her ad states that one of her best talents has to do with her mouth, she 'truly' is not bragging! I had a great time and will schedule my next visit for a longer session. The only problem I have with her is that it took such a long time to get our schedules to work out, I take a big part of the blame as I am more available earlier in the day. She is a late player, and says she usually stays up most of the night. I will make sure round 2 doesn't take nearly as long to schedule.

Well, as I promised (myself) I scheduled a rematch with the nasty girl 'Bad Cookie'! I also scheduled for an hr visit instead of the hhr of my first visit, it was an hour well spent as she has a bag of tricks that kept me uh, occupied, for the whole hour. In fact our time went over the limit due to just talking and chilling after our fun. I doubt if that is the norm but she didn't have another appointment scheduled for that early in the day, as I stated in my first review she is usually a late night person. In fact I scheduled with her the day before just to make sure she was available early the next day (1:00 PM, LOL)! She actually texted me at noon letting me know that she was awake and just getting into the shower and going to get ready for our time together. Nice!

When I arrived she had left the door cracked and had told me to just come in. When I walked in she looked fabulous: great outfit, makeup and beautiful blonde hair. Before we started she asked me if I had any heart conditions or a pace-maker, she just wanted give me an indication of what was to come, OMG. Needless to say I had a great time and survived with a big smile on my face. What a great time with a BAD lady.

**Colapo9421** · 12-31-18 03:51

Originally Posted by DickMorehead [View Original Post]

I also spent some time with Layla. She is attractive, young (maybe a little to young for me), nice build and was freshly showered, operating out of an ok notel in Sharonville. Her room was clean but did have a couple of dogs, they were no problem. She did deliver nice service with BBBJ and covered FS, but I think I have gotten used to more mature ladies providing a more sensual service, I think it's the worn out but true saying-YMMV. I will say she is cute and nice, but I probably won't repeat as we just did not really connect, but can see others having a nice time as did MikeM. Good luck DM.

YMMV is a worn out statement and it's true, but I find reviews like these to be an accurate description of what type of service you're going to get way more often than the stellar reviews. I will most likely be passing on this one.

**TMeister** · 12-31-18 01:43

Originally Posted by HighLifeMan [View Original Post]

Good morning everyone I just like to chime in on Elliegirl. Now with Elliegirl if she cleaned up and it does not look like she's stil on drugs or something she might be good to see but I know like to years ago I went to see her in Sharonville when I knocked on the hotel room door and she answered I said nope and turned around she was a mess didn't look good. Then like 6 months after that I went to see Laci Kay at a hotel in tri-county and I seen Ellliegirl outside looking worst you could see like sores on her legs and arms. I thourght man some of these chicks need to takea long break from these hobby and get cleaned up. Now the picture from usasexguide classifieds don't look bad but I don't know the numbers on both ads match up. Ill pass on this enless someone wrights a true legit review on her and its good. But some mongers don't know how to do that they don't tell you the true about provider. Well take care have a good one be safe you all.

I really hope she's cleaned up and on the straight and narrow. I saw her a few days before Christmas 2017 and had a wonderful date with a spectacular BBBJCIM in my hotel room. Saw her again about two months after that and enjoyed another great BBBJCIM at her apartment in a seedy neighborhood. Then I heard she got sent to the Graybar Hotel for a little while over the summer but I guess she's back now. She does seem to have an on / off habit with some kind of chemicals but hopefully it's off right now. She actually is a sweet girl once you get to chat with her and you click with her like I did. Her current USAG classified ad is kinda weird since she aint showing her face, which is one of her best assets in addition to a tight spinner body. Makes me a little nervous about that.

**Catlikr** · 12-31-18 00:23

Has any had the experience of having to sneak out the backdoor of a providers house because another client has shown up? This may not be the proper forum but just curious.

**Hillbilly Bob** · 12-30-18 16:52

Originally Posted by DickMorehead [View Original Post]

This ad is not her, someone using her name. Asked for pic and was sent some bs pic from someone entirely different, very blurry. I think someone is scamming. Not for me.

I also text LL. I have seen her a few times in the past. I told her something about our visit that was enjoyable for both of us and got nothing back. I think if it was really her she would have said something. So I would agree FAKE.

**JoeBogus** · 12-30-18 14:58

Originally Posted by ToddCincy [View Original Post]

Maybe my tastes are just too refined, but I cancelled on the spot when I met her last summer. The big belly, the masculine appearance and demeanor, it was all just too much for me. I was a bit irked by the (arguable) bait and switch, but I didn't make an issue of it. I just said, "Sorry, not going to happen. ".

Thanks for the frank comments. There are a few things I avoid if possible. Girls with a fat, flabby body, a smokey, messy incall, poor hygiene and anyone I know that is using.

Stay safe and happy new year.

**KidKuddi** · 12-30-18 13:31

Originally Posted by BadAsian [View Original Post]

I think she's unique royalty that posts a lot on EB.

Yes, they are the same girl. And I would be cautious if decide to see her. Just my opinion.

**Todd Cincy** · 12-30-18 10:19

Originally Posted by KidKuddi [View Original Post]

Was out of the state for a while away on business, but I'm back. Towards the end of my trip I was able to go on USA and view some of the girls on the site to see if any new ones I may haven't seen. What isn't new to you maybe new to me FYI. Anyhow I came across 2 girls who caught my eye, pretty Cameron, and casey. I jotted they numbers down and made a mental note to hit them up upon my return. Well those days came and went. FIRST OFF I seen a few posts about Cameron on here saying she has this great body, NICE ROUND ASS, and is very good looking. TO ME, those are all lies. . SHE IS not that pretty, her gut is HUGE and literally hangs over her waist. . her ass is big but has no shape to it. She had dark circles under her eyes, and she opened the door in raggy pajamas, and a tshirt with a hole in it. LMAO ARE you SERIOUS?? The pictures she uses are def OUTDATED and although the girl in the picture is the girl who answers the door she is a shell of herself to say the least. I FOR 1 don't LIKE TO BE DECIEVED OR DUPED. Maybe some of ya'll do but not me. I got up and left. What hurts me more is in others posts they description is not the same as mine. Lmao. So no it's well who do you believe. Well I don't suger coat shit. Straight shooter and tell it like it is wether you like me or it or not. And that girl aint worth more then a $30 BJ at the most.

We are all here for accurate descriptions of the girls and how a visit might had went. Please be truthful when describing they apperence. In all the posts I have seen about her ONLY 1 MENTIONS her huge gut hanging over her waist. Why is that?

Maybe my tastes are just too refined, but I cancelled on the spot when I met her last summer.

The big belly, the masculine appearance and demeanor, it was all just too much for me.

I was a bit irked by the (arguable) bait and switch, but I didn't make an issue of it. I just said, "Sorry, not going to happen. ".

**Dick Morehead** · 12-30-18 09:20

Originally Posted by MikeMichigan [View Original Post]

I had the absolute pleasure of seeing Layla today. She is simply beautiful and I found myself lost in her eyes. Lovely figure, absolutely perfect, smelled and tasted wonderful. !

She made me feel special, made me feel desired, which guys, was what I was looking for. Yes, it's business, yes, I know she isn't attracted to me. But the illusion was complete and wonderful. And fun. We had fun.

I have recently become more active in the hobby and rely on other monger advice. Other reviews coming. But for today, for a little while, I am smitten. Layla is outstanding and worth a repeat.

Treat her well.

MM.

I also spent some time with Layla. She is attractive, young (maybe a little to young for me), nice build and was freshly showered, operating out of an ok notel in Sharonville. Her room was clean but did have a couple of dogs, they were no problem. She did deliver nice service with BBBJ and covered FS, but I think I have gotten used to more mature ladies providing a more sensual service, I think it's the worn out but true saying-YMMV. I will say she is cute and nice, but I probably won't repeat as we just did not really connect, but can see others having a nice time as did MikeM. Good luck DM.

**BadAsian** · 12-30-18 09:07

Originally Posted by JayHan [View Original Post]

Anybody seen BabyGirl Unique? A quick search didn't turn up anything.

http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...020&cityid=350

I think she's unique royalty that posts a lot on EB.

**Dezy79** · 12-30-18 08:59

She responded and she did remember me and said she was available to set something up. I asked for a recent pic which she provided the first time I asked before our dream back in February without hesitation. This time, crickets.