Massage Parlor Reports

[MD 2020]

I was in town for business, and based on some decent reviews tried the AMP on Saginaw Hwy upstairs next to goodyear. Came in around 3 pm midweek for an hour. Nothing marking the door so hoped for the best and rang the bell. Drew a 50 ish lady who was the only one working. Despite what I thought should be a slower time, 3 mongers rang the bell while I was there. The first one that rang was 15 minutes into my rub, and for some reason she brought him into another room. He left after laying there for like 30 minutes all pissed off. I would be too.

Anyways, provider was below average looking, less than average massage quality, and average ending with very limited roaming allowed. As I was leaving the lady told me in Engrish something "next time 10 minutes something something". I shrugged and left.

[StealthMong23]

Did you mean S. Penn? Is there another place on S. Cedar than Lansing Wellness?

Sorry, Yes, I meant S. Penn. I think it is called Eastern Zen, something like that.

[Averily]

Did you mean S. Penn? Is there another place on S. Cedar than Lansing Wellness?

One night I was trying to visit Saginaw (by Goodyear), and was too late. I called the number and she said "I have a friend. ", and was directed to the S. Cedar location (in the office building). I figure why not? Was not really worth it. They did not have a TS, and the whole experience was just so-so. Average looking, uninspired massage, happy ending but not really arousing or very sensual. No extras offered, no sexy attire, etc. I would not repeat unless I saw more info on a new girl, better experience, etc.

[Member #5850]

OOps! I originally posted this review on the wrong page, so re-posting it to the Massage page.

Was hoping to see the provider I had previously. Young, real C's, playful. Apparently, it wasn't her turn. I had to take a middle-aged lady. However, good massage. The flip was nice including HE. 60/40.

[TwistedBrother]

From my experience around the country over the years, I've found that service quality and exterior appearance have little in common when it comes to AMPs ... or even sometimes an "inverse" relationship, LOL. The more sketchy the appearance, the better the quality, LOL.

Just found this site a couple of weeks ago and have enjoyed the reading, great advice and posts. I have been visiting Lansing and other AMPs for the past several years, will post about some of my experiences and try to add to the local knowledge. Obviously, have been missing out on Mikki, I have seen that place for years and never visited because of the exterior look. Who knew?

[StealthMong23]

One night I was trying to visit Saginaw (by Goodyear), and was too late. I called the number and she said "I have a friend. ", and was directed to the S. Cedar location (in the office building). I figure why not? Was not really worth it. They did not have a TS, and the whole experience was just so-so. Average looking, uninspired massage, happy ending but not really arousing or very sensual. No extras offered, no sexy attire, etc. I would not repeat unless I saw more info on a new girl, better experience, etc.

[StealthMong23]

I have visited here 3 times over a year. Had a different provider each time, sorry, don't remember any names.

First time was an older (50's) lady. Below average massage, pretty direct after flip and gave a decent HJ, reached around and put my hand on her boobs without me even asking as though she knew that would help (I agree with some previous posters, mature providers are usually the best).

Second time was a younger girl (again no name, average looking, gaps between almost all her teeth may help identify her). I wasn't aggressive in asking for extras, she pulled up her shirt during HE, pretty good boobs and good HJ. I get the idea there may have been more on the menu.

Last time was least satisfying. Girl was probably 40 and taller, thin, great ass with smaller boobs. I was more direct and massaged her for a while, but she obviously was just tolerating it, not even pretending to get turned on. Let me handle UTC up top during happy ending, but that was it.

I would try this place again, but possibly ask for a different girl if the last one appears.

[StealthMong23]

I would be interested in Bandit's info on Magic Touch. I have been there several times with Chelsea, Annie, and Kelly. My experience: great to above average massage, no extras available except HE. But, among the best regular massage at an AMP that I have had. Always clean, private rooms, good place if you aren't set on BJ or FS. Standard fee and tips have not been requested, only pay after.

[StealthMong23]

Just found this site a couple of weeks ago and have enjoyed the reading, great advice and posts. I have been visiting Lansing and other AMPs for the past several years, will post about some of my experiences and try to add to the local knowledge. Obviously, have been missing out on Mikki, I have seen that place for years and never visited because of the exterior look. Who knew?

[Boomstick25]

Is there any good reason to go to Okemos.

Better than average massage from my experience. But if you're looking for extras of any kind, no. Not in my experience anyway.

[ThrobbinWood]

Is there any good reason to go to Okemos.

[TwistedBrother]

Haha! You can always count on a great post from Lefty. Well, a 67-year-old woman taking a dump and hacking up cigarette smoke is not exactly great optics, but as you said, it's easy to put that out of your mind when she enters the room. I won't agree that she feels like a 25-year-old, but early 40's I'll vouch for. That's still 15 years younger than me! She's a treasure.

She is a bit older than me. I'm guessing she is 66-67 now. You will not find a nicer body on a woman that age. Any woman that age who is having sex 10 times a day has to really enjoy it. No one is trafficking her. She is full of stories. About the old days in Warren Oh. She knows every spa in Indiana, Michigan, and Ohio. She is an encyclopedia of the Midwest AMP. No need to go into her above and beyond customer service. When she is not working she is out having orgies with swingers for free. I was first customer one day. She does smoke and I could hear her hacking up. She was also in the next room taking a dump. But she cleaned up real nice. I bet she will be doing this til she's dead. She's kept her skin and complexion in great shape. It feels like you are with a 25 year old.

[LookingForLefty]

She is very much as advertised and praised in this forum. She gives alot and really enjoys her time with you. I will return very often to see her. I timed it just right last time, will have to make sure to do so again. And get more from her next time.

She is a bit older than me. I'm guessing she is 66-67 now. You will not find a nicer body on a woman that age. Any woman that age who is having sex 10 times a day has to really enjoy it. No one is trafficking her. She is full of stories. About the old days in Warren Oh. She knows every spa in Indiana, Michigan, and Ohio. She is an encyclopedia of the Midwest AMP. No need to go into her above and beyond customer service. When she is not working she is out having orgies with swingers for free. I was first customer one day. She does smoke and I could hear her hacking up. She was also in the next room taking a dump. But she cleaned up real nice. I bet she will be doing this til she's dead. She's kept her skin and complexion in great shape. It feels like you are with a 25 year old.

[SlapShot69]

She now lives in Grand Rapids.

Yes she is in GR, see her regularly. Still provides great service!

[Pete3854]

Anyone know what happened to Riley from the good ol backpage days? Her ads were several bikini pics with her number written over them. Had an incall in Mason. Saw her a few times then she disappeared, would like to reconnect. Thanks in advance.

She now lives in Grand Rapids.