Massage Parlor Reports

[PotShot]

Lucy is hard to get away from. I was working and camping in the warehouse on a job site down the road for a couple of months and I hit that place at least 10 times. I always got bagged by Lucy. She even flaked on a couple appointments to make sure I didn't get to sample any of the other talent. I like Lucy but I also like a variety of pussy but I just could not catch her busy and she never takes a day off. I was doing laundry next door one day and I think I saw Lovergrrl on her way out. If so you're pretty classy looking to be hanging out at the dives the rest of us are limited to. Anna came over to the laundromat in her red dress a few minutes later to rotate some towels to the drier and I tried to chat her up. She recognized me but with limited English all we ended up doing was showing each other pictures on our cell phones of places we like. Lucy saw us, immediately came over and got between us showing me pictures too then when Anna left Lucy took off as well then came back with some food. Some weird pastry titty looking things stuffed with meat and veggies which were pretty good. As soon as my laundry was done she practically through me over her shoulder and dragged me in for an hour of BB 3 hole exploration with rimming. I heard another monger next door grunting away apparently with Anna and on the way out I caught Anna using the hose on the deep sink spigot to hose the goo out her cooch since they don't have a shower there. She just grinned at at me and kept on hosing. Classy! LOL. I'm back in the desert now at my ranch 18 miles as a crow flies from my nearest neighbors a couple of old dykes who are starting to look good already, waiting for phase 2 of that job to kick off sometime after the holidays. Maybe I'll get lucky next time and get to try some of the other girls next month. There is a skinny, young one with a butter face who wears jeans and has some nice little titties peaking out of her blouse. I don't know if she is one of the legit ones or not but I wouldn't mind taking her for a spin if she is into it. She did give me the eye a couple visits before Lucy bagged me.

Happy Hoin!

[IDontKnow21]

What was the damage friend?

30 to the house. 60 to her. I was only going to go 40, but I had such a good time with it I gave her an extra 20.

[IgnusDeo]

After spending nearly a year and a half overseas, I've finally come back home. Since I know how fast things can change in the scene, I was wondering which places and which MPs who give the best nuru / bodyslide and massages why'all would recommend. I've been seeing quite a number of mentions of Honey and Sapphire, so which ladies would you guys recommend, as well as for other places? Thanks in advance!

[IgnusDeo]

So I've just returned to the OC after nearly a year and a half living overseas, and I was wondering what the best places for really good nuru / bodyslides are these days? I seem to be seeing a lot about Honey and Sapphire, though I've never personally been before leaving. If at those places, who would why'all recommend, and if not at those spots, where and who would you recommend for a good time? No FS is completely fine.

[ZzzBoy14]

I'm moving to a new state for work. I'm going to miss being in Socal so bad. I'm going on a Bodycare, Honey Spa, Heavenly Hands, and Sapphire Spa rampage for about a month.

[Wireless91910]

https://youtu.be/b2UD1Orh9K8

Only the ones that work the "big room".

[Wireless91910]

Had me thinking. I'm going to ask Lucy to repeat this famous phrase and see if she we let me record it.

https://youtu.be/9DJZtf2aS2Y

Sounds......bad. When I want a 3 some I want the other 2 girls into it at least a little bit and willing to interact with each other. Sounds like you might as well have run back and forth to each one in different rooms. Doesn't sound worth pursuing. But thanks for TOFTT.

[Lovergrrl]

Not sure that this is worth bragging about for sure, but I will admit to getting both Ana and Lucy together (hey every once in awhile you got to say wft). It took a 3-4 times of asking Lucy to get Ana but eventually she relented. Paid an extra $40 for room for Ana. Lucy was definitely jealous of sharing tho, even tried to tell me to tip Ana less cause she did more of the work! I will say this, for whatever its worth they went through what seemed like a quart of alcohol wiping between each change off. Was it worth it? Kinda in the "I had to do it once" I guess so, but probably not again.

Sounds......bad. When I want a 3 some I want the other 2 girls into it at least a little bit and willing to interact with each other. Sounds like you might as well have run back and forth to each one in different rooms. Doesn't sound worth pursuing. But thanks for TOFTT.

[AsianPussy]

LOL, she made it, I just showed her how.

Had an amazing time with mindi the other day, felt almost GFE. She doesn't like the Instagram by the way, to the guy who made it. She told me it creeps her out when people message her on there.

[Ocrealguy]

That had to be a boner killer LOL. Sorry to hear that.

BTW, anyone try & get lucy & anna together for a threesome session?

I asked lucy but she said she gets "jealous" LOL.

Not sure that this is worth bragging about for sure, but I will admit to getting both Ana and Lucy together (hey every once in awhile you got to say wft). It took a 3-4 times of asking Lucy to get Ana but eventually she relented. Paid an extra $40 for room for Ana. Lucy was definitely jealous of sharing tho, even tried to tell me to tip Ana less cause she did more of the work! I will say this, for whatever its worth they went through what seemed like a quart of alcohol wiping between each change off. Was it worth it? Kinda in the "I had to do it once" I guess so, but probably not again.

[Lovergrrl]

Only the ones that work the "big room".

LOL yeah as soon as PPS sees that you want the $40 "Big Room" he knows it's game on for sure and sends in the A team.

[Jabronii]

I posted this review on another site, so I'm just going to copy and paste it here. 90 total. Enjoy.

So I get Ruby. I'm 56 so to me she is okay looking. I like her tits. She has pants on though. Not a good sign. She has a great attitude though. So I get in the room strip, and lie face down. Ruby comes in asks if I had been here. Yes I say (I hadn't). Asks who have I seen. Kylie I say. Ohh she says and her hand goes right to my balls. You want hand job? No I want everything. You want my pussy. I can't do that, how about I suck you. I'm kinda of like what? She pulls down her pants and tells me woman time. There is the pussy, looking clean shaved, although hard to tell it's so dark, but I see a pad. Okay Suck me I say. She pulls her pants back up and leaves and comes back with saran wrap and tells me to turn over. I just laugh and ask if she is going to use that? She tells me it will be great. Yeah whatever. I know I'm never going to bust with that. She takes off her top and I start sucking on those tits. That gets me hard at least, hahaha and I am enjoying those tits, but this saran wrap blow job is going no where. To her credit she realizes this and starts to work on my balls with her tongue bare. That's a lot better, but even in my horny state I was in it would take forever for me to nut off with that saran wrap. She takes off the wrap and stops and just looks at my cock. She pulls her pants down again and looks at her own pussy and then looks at me. I want to fuck you so bad but I can't she says. She goes back to sucking my balls and jacking my cock, while I play with her tits and rub her ass. She actually uses her other hand on herself. Hahah What the hell. This isn't bad so I just go with it and she keeps at it until I blow a pretty good size load. She cleans me up and grabs my cock again. She still has her pants down, top up and she tells me she wants to fuck me. Hahaha I'm like okay, but. She says she will be done by Sunday she thinks. I go Sunday? You sure? She thinks for a moment and say Friday. You remember my name Ruby. I'm like okay. She pulls her pants up pulls her top down and disappears. At this point I'm just laughing. At least I got a decent nut and I did enjoy it. She comes back in the room with water as I'm getting dressed. She pulls her top back up and has me start sucking her tits. I take a breath and she steps back and pulls down her pants again. See this pussy she says. Yeah. It's very tight. She point to her stomach scar and says I have kid here, pussy stay very tight. I want to you to fuck it. I'm like okay and go back to sucking her tits. I got to say this really turned me on and I got hard again. She grabs me in a hug and starts fucking motion on me. She feels my hard cock and stops, and grabs it. The she unzips and takes it out. Again so soon. She says. Yeah I say. 2 times you can fuck me she asks. Sure I say why not? She gives me a big hug and kisses me on the lips. Hahaha I finish getting dressed while she is rubbing me all over and telling me don't forget her name Ruby and come back before Christmas so I can fuck her. I guess I'll give her a try since she seems to want it so bad. Good act anyway. I just wonder if saran wrap is the condom. Hahaha.

Even if she was just acting that's a good act LOL. I'll definitely have to try this place out. I go to Westminster 2-3 times a week for work so I'll definitely take a look. Great report man.

[ToTheLoser]

I posted this review on another site, so I'm just going to copy and paste it here. 90 total. Enjoy.

So I get Ruby. I'm 56 so to me she is okay looking. I like her tits. She has pants on though. Not a good sign. She has a great attitude though. So I get in the room strip, and lie face down. Ruby comes in asks if I had been here. Yes I say (I hadn't). Asks who have I seen. Kylie I say. Ohh she says and her hand goes right to my balls. You want hand job? No I want everything. You want my pussy. I can't do that, how about I suck you. I'm kinda of like what? She pulls down her pants and tells me woman time. There is the pussy, looking clean shaved, although hard to tell it's so dark, but I see a pad. Okay Suck me I say. She pulls her pants back up and leaves and comes back with saran wrap and tells me to turn over. I just laugh and ask if she is going to use that? She tells me it will be great. Yeah whatever. I know I'm never going to bust with that. She takes off her top and I start sucking on those tits. That gets me hard at least, hahaha and I am enjoying those tits, but this saran wrap blow job is going no where. To her credit she realizes this and starts to work on my balls with her tongue bare. That's a lot better, but even in my horny state I was in it would take forever for me to nut off with that saran wrap. She takes off the wrap and stops and just looks at my cock. She pulls her pants down again and looks at her own pussy and then looks at me. I want to fuck you so bad but I can't she says. She goes back to sucking my balls and jacking my cock, while I play with her tits and rub her ass. She actually uses her other hand on herself. Hahah What the hell. This isn't bad so I just go with it and she keeps at it until I blow a pretty good size load. She cleans me up and grabs my cock again. She still has her pants down, top up and she tells me she wants to fuck me. Hahaha I'm like okay, but. She says she will be done by Sunday she thinks. I go Sunday? You sure? She thinks for a moment and say Friday. You remember my name Ruby. I'm like okay. She pulls her pants up pulls her top down and disappears. At this point I'm just laughing. At least I got a decent nut and I did enjoy it. She comes back in the room with water as I'm getting dressed. She pulls her top back up and has me start sucking her tits. I take a breath and she steps back and pulls down her pants again. See this pussy she says. Yeah. It's very tight. She point to her stomach scar and says I have kid here, pussy stay very tight. I want to you to fuck it. I'm like okay and go back to sucking her tits. I got to say this really turned me on and I got hard again. She grabs me in a hug and starts fucking motion on me. She feels my hard cock and stops, and grabs it. The she unzips and takes it out. Again so soon. She says. Yeah I say. 2 times you can fuck me she asks. Sure I say why not? She gives me a big hug and kisses me on the lips. Hahaha I finish getting dressed while she is rubbing me all over and telling me don't forget her name Ruby and come back before Christmas so I can fuck her. I guess I'll give her a try since she seems to want it so bad. Good act anyway. I just wonder if saran wrap is the condom. Hahaha.

Damn bro, you definitely go something happening hahaha. Werk it!

[OakOak22]

Had an amazing time with mindi the other day, felt almost GFE. She doesn't like the Instagram by the way, to the guy who made it. She told me it creeps her out when people message her on there.

[OakOak22]

I posted this review on another site, so I'm just going to copy and paste it here. 90 total. Enjoy.

So I get Ruby. I'm 56 so to me she is okay looking. I like her tits. She has pants on though. Not a good sign. She has a great attitude though. So I get in the room strip, and lie face down. Ruby comes in asks if I had been here. Yes I say (I hadn't). Asks who have I seen. Kylie I say. Ohh she says and her hand goes right to my balls. You want hand job? No I want everything. You want my pussy. I can't do that, how about I suck you. I'm kinda of like what? She pulls down her pants and tells me woman time. There is the pussy, looking clean shaved, although hard to tell it's so dark, but I see a pad. Okay Suck me I say. She pulls her pants back up and leaves and comes back with saran wrap and tells me to turn over. I just laugh and ask if she is going to use that? She tells me it will be great. Yeah whatever. I know I'm never going to bust with that. She takes off her top and I start sucking on those tits. That gets me hard at least, hahaha and I am enjoying those tits, but this saran wrap blow job is going no where. To her credit she realizes this and starts to work on my balls with her tongue bare. That's a lot better, but even in my horny state I was in it would take forever for me to nut off with that saran wrap. She takes off the wrap and stops and just looks at my cock. She pulls her pants down again and looks at her own pussy and then looks at me. I want to fuck you so bad but I can't she says. She goes back to sucking my balls and jacking my cock, while I play with her tits and rub her ass. She actually uses her other hand on herself. Hahah What the hell. This isn't bad so I just go with it and she keeps at it until I blow a pretty good size load. She cleans me up and grabs my cock again. She still has her pants down, top up and she tells me she wants to fuck me. Hahaha I'm like okay, but. She says she will be done by Sunday she thinks. I go Sunday? You sure? She thinks for a moment and say Friday. You remember my name Ruby. I'm like okay. She pulls her pants up pulls her top down and disappears. At this point I'm just laughing. At least I got a decent nut and I did enjoy it. She comes back in the room with water as I'm getting dressed. She pulls her top back up and has me start sucking her tits. I take a breath and she steps back and pulls down her pants again. See this pussy she says. Yeah. It's very tight. She point to her stomach scar and says I have kid here, pussy stay very tight. I want to you to fuck it. I'm like okay and go back to sucking her tits. I got to say this really turned me on and I got hard again. She grabs me in a hug and starts fucking motion on me. She feels my hard cock and stops, and grabs it. The she unzips and takes it out. Again so soon. She says. Yeah I say. 2 times you can fuck me she asks. Sure I say why not? She gives me a big hug and kisses me on the lips. Hahaha I finish getting dressed while she is rubbing me all over and telling me don't forget her name Ruby and come back before Christmas so I can fuck her. I guess I'll give her a try since she seems to want it so bad. Good act anyway. I just wonder if saran wrap is the condom. Hahaha.

What was the damage friend?