Massage Parlor Reports

[AlterdBeast]

Visiting and was hoping for an Asian or similar massage here by mag mile. Have no car and not familiar with the area enough to want to uber far. Appreciate the help.

[Avg Joe]

Hello all,

I've had a few happy times at belmont and the spa on western.

I'm thinking about heading over to Relax on Cermak.

Do they accept walk ins over there?

I'm assuming FS is $, right?

Relax is a great place and you should try it out. I have been at least 20 times and even referred a certain provider there to several very senior members here. Give it a try and write a report of your experience. We would all be glad to read it.

One word of advice, go during the day and park on Cermak because it can be a sketchy area at night.

[Walker333]

Walker. OK on that; but if the place is dirty and smells; it's a turn-off. And if the service is lackluster, I'm not going to go back again. I understand that the girls will get much better with a regular customer, but they need to provide a good service on day one or there won't be a 2nd time. Doesn't have to be great, just pretty good in order to get a 2nd time from me.

Just my humble opinion.

I noticed that some places are filthy, mts there are ugly, and overall service is shity, nonetheless, they are open and busy because some of us don't care, or don't notice, or don't know better, or the place is conveniently located etc. Yun would be a typical example. Those who do notice and care don't patronize. I do agree that the place and service could have been better. Moreover, I know for a fact it will not become cleaner, but the attitude will improve, once they know and if they like you, although the menu will stay the same.

[BenBeck]

For those who have been to Ozone on Chicago Ave. Particularly, those that have been with Gina. I came across this ad. Is this her? https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/37334/.

Yep. It's her alright. Also, the phone number there is the spa and the map location is the same address.

You're welcome.

BB, out.

[GMan25]

How close did Alana look to this picture?

https://www.chicagolandmassage.net/f...style-jia9ii64

I think she looks beautiful in that picture, but I'm afraid to find out that she looks 10 years older and 20 pounds heaveier now.

Math1956.

I think you will need to go see for yourself. If you decide to partake, please report. I will confirm she is the person in the photo, but the photo is a few years old so she may or may not have changed in appearance.

[King Pete]

Was on archer Wednesday and decided "Hey, I can go for a massage!" So I checked out some reviews and even though Ruby had mixed reviews I tried them out. Got buzzed in and greeted by mamasan, she led me to a room and told me to undress and lay my head on this end, which I did. She left and about 4 minutes later she comes walking back in, all I could think was oh well you Winn some you lose some. The massage was horrible, to the point where I actually laughed out loud. MM IVY tells me to flip so I do and I ditch the towel when I do that she leaves the room. I figured that was a no on the fun. HOWEVER! 2 minutes later a young, tall, silky haired beauty walks in with a decent sized rack. Told me her name was YoYo. She provided a great bb L2 finish. Set me back $. 80. MM Ivy asked for a $10 tip, I gave her $20 for the upgraded catfish that she just pulled. All in all. It was a good half hour.

[Elpatron]

You asking for the 411 with only 1 on your resume? Come-on man get your feet in the water first

Hello all,

I've had a few happy times at belmont and the spa on western.

I'm thinking about heading over to Relax on Cermak.

Do they accept walk ins over there?

I'm assuming FS is $, right?

.

[Datsurman]

80 bucks all in? No tip expected?

What are the "limited upgrades" and how much were these?

Nylah is a good option for what you're looking for.

Gorgeous AA girl. Amazing tits. Fully nude with tons of roaming. L1 only, I think (with limited upgrades available). She's not at a parlor, but has office space in the loop. The massage itself is pretty weak, but $80 for a half hour is a good deal.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/121654

[SpaGuy21]

For those who have been to Ozone on Chicago Ave. Particularly, those that have been with Gina. I came across this ad. Is this her? https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/37334/.

[Captain1954]

Good friend tells me new talent at Sister so I call last night and arrange an hour with Jaimie, good TS everything cleaned massage typical Thai little if any lotion, oil, firm massage about a 7 on the AMP sale, flip and full menu offered my $* 2 was rejected nude level 2 offered for same donation ended up $*8 for level 2 not nude but full access achieved with no complaint.

She advices she only works part time my sense is she could be an apartment provider.

[DMichaels69]

Its one and done for crap service. Not cleaning is lazy, no excuse for it.

Walker. OK on that; but if the place is dirty and smells; it's a turn-off. And if the service is lackluster, I'm not going to go back again. I understand that the girls will get much better with a regular customer, but they need to provide a good service on day one or there won't be a 2nd time. Doesn't have to be great, just pretty good in order to get a 2nd time from me.vic

Just my humble opinion.

[HongKongJack]

Hello all,

I've had a few happy times at belmont and the spa on western.

I'm thinking about heading over to Relax on Cermak.

Do they accept walk ins over there?

I'm assuming FS is $, right?

[ErvsBlues]

How close to reality are those pictures?

Those pics are her. Looks even better in person.

[ErvsBlues]

You have some more details on her services?

PM'd you details.

[TronCat]

It was TronCat who avoids Chinatown. I just don't happen to get that way very often.

-w.

As to why I avoid China Town.

1- It's like an hour away from me unless I uber. Loved going to the place when they were at wicker park and were like a 5 min bus ride away. They use to get so much of my business back then.

2- To be blunt my skin color makes going to AMPs more difficult than it should be in THIS city (In SF as long as you shower, be polite and wear a button up they're happy to see you.). That willingness to be unwelcoming is beefed up 10 fold when you meet them in "their" town from what I've dealt with the few times I went there for AMPs. Even my current fav lady felt the need to give a half assed apology for how she treated me the first time she saw me (when I came there to see another girl and she let me in. The other girl s my 2nd fav partly for how welcoming and polite she was right off the bat.).

All in all it's not a very appealing place to go out of my way to visit to me. At least not for AMPs.