Massage Parlor Reports

[Garthie1]

Flew in the other day for 3 days. The first place I went to was Hula girl at around 5:00 am.

Sketchy area, homeless people roaming about. Walked into hula girl and the Korean ajumma greeted me. She presented herself well, nicely dressed with a pretty face and girl next door look. A little older, but I would have taken her for a session if she was willing. The setup was different than any other AMP I'm used to. As soon as you walk in, the girls are lined up on the couch, waiting to ambush you. The girls looked about as sketchy as the homeless dudes outside. None were east Asian, one was white, one black, one Hispanic or Filipino. I politely demurred to use the ATM, then left.

Stopped across the street at the other massage joint. Seemed like a nice, clean setup. A few girls working, but the one Koeran I talked to was a bit skinny and tall, average looking with long black hair. I asked for another girl, but it was already 6:00 am and they were leaving for the night.

I politely left and then drove to Blue Star Massage. Cute Korean girl worked there, short bob hair with fake tits and a butterfly tattoo. Body was toned, very flat stomach with muscles. Strong legs and an average ass. Overall about an 8 or so. Had a nice session with everything on the table, but nothing spectacular. Probably would not return.

The next day, I went to check out Happiness around 8:00 am. First girl that walked in was a Kobe Tai look-alike. Not really my thing, too skinny, so I asked for another girl. Next girl was 'Naomi' and was exactly what I liked. Nice D tits, thicker legs and ass. A real nice shorty. Nice personality, I had a great time with her, so much so that I went back the next morning for another visit.

All in all, a fun time in Hawaii, but time to head back to the mainland.

[Garthie1]

For some, that's a way of detaching themselves from the job. Others may feel that actually accepting the money constitutes some sort of crime.

This one part of the visit probably has as many variations as there are providers. Personally, I leave it on a table with as little fanfare as possible.

My two cents' worth.

Chas.

Asians don't typically count money like Americans do, it's not polite. Typically you hand money to them with two hands and / or in an envelope (not happening at an AMP, though). However, we are talking about AMP etiquette, so all rules are out the door.

[Bobbyd1988]

I wanted to walk in without calling and see what I get. Haha I got nothing, I ended up waiting for 20 min. It was busy night, you mongers having fun except for me. I told mama I comeback tomorrow, she gave back my HF and I left. I guess it wasn't meant to be LOL.

Keep trying, I rang the doorbell for 10 minutes once, nobody answered yet they were open for business. Walk in is hard to do.

[UkiSlamma]

I wanted to walk in without calling and see what I get. Haha I got nothing, I ended up waiting for 20 min. It was busy night, you mongers having fun except for me. I told mama I comeback tomorrow, she gave back my HF and I left. I guess it wasn't meant to be LOL.

[Ajarn]

Where was this?

Don't think it had to do with the place, as had been there before and didn't have a problem. Maybe has to do with her (Korean) being a LA girl. Maybe that's how they do it on the mainland (placing it on a table or counter before leaving).

[Guapo Marx]

The answer is very predictable. MONEY.

The tourists are in Waikiki. All of the major AMPs and most of the "Therapeutic Massage" joints are located within a few minutes of a steady flow of tourist and their MONEY. They all want access to the money stream that the tourists and visitors bring with them. Can you imagine trying to keep a place like Happiness alive in Waianae. The military provides just enough personnel traffic and cash flow in Wahiawa and Pearl City / Aiea to keep a couple of smaller operations running in those areas.

The AMPs and Massage Parlors need us (the locals) but we aren't enough to keep them going.

Waianae I'd think I'd worry about my car while I was insise. Pearl City Aiea are nice areas. What is the deal with CC? They call it the forty floors of forty (rhymes with floors). Is it the Waikiki proximity? I think you could go every day for the rest of your life and if you wanted to, never see the same girl twice because a new spa is always opening and the other are constantly rotating. I had a friend who lived there and he said at first it was like a kid in the candy shop but after awhile she just stuck with one place he was comfortable with.

[HiPickle]

SaiTara I believe. For $60 a hour its a good value because the MTs are pretty good.

There are two out in Kapolei in the same condo complex that are good too. Same kind of service. I believe on Manawai. Both are Tai.

I live near the Kapolei one's. They are $80 per hr. I believe, which is why I haven't bothered to go for a legit Thai massage. 😐.

[Honolulu Chas]

For some, that's a way of detaching themselves from the job. Others may feel that actually accepting the money constitutes some sort of crime.

This one part of the visit probably has as many variations as there are providers. Personally, I leave it on a table with as little fanfare as possible.

My two cents' worth.

Chas.

I've been handing the tip directly to the provider (at the end of the sexion). Usually fan out the bills so she can see the denominations. But recently the girl looked insulted and pointed to a drawer for towels and rudely told me to put the cash on top. Her reaction kinda ticked me off because she could've said it more nicely.

Is there some special etiquette for tipping at AMPs?

[Darkman808]

I've been handing the tip directly to the provider (at the end of the sexion). Usually fan out the bills so she can see the denominations. But recently the girl looked insulted and pointed to a drawer for towels and rudely told me to put the cash on top. Her reaction kinda ticked me off because she could've said it more nicely.

Is there some special etiquette for tipping at AMPs?

I'm not an attorney. I don't pretend to be one on TV either.

But there must be some antiquated old law about actually handing somebody cash from your hand to the providers hand that equates to prostitution 'after' you have done the deed. Something is genuinely different if you "leave it somewhere else" for her to pick up afterwards, like the nightstand or counter, that somehow differentiates it from payment for sex and a genuine 'tip' for services rendered, whatever that may have been. ("It was just a massage, your honor!

I've been with many providers (still do) that ask you to set their "gift" (roses, flowers, etc) in a bowl or a specific place, "before we begin".

This arrangement is similar to the one described above, where you have put it down and walked away from it. They too must walk over and retrieve it later. I don't fucking understand it either. Its kinda bullshit. But it's what seems to make the girls happy, less tense, and clearly to the provider, you understand the rules. Talking about fucking and / or paying them directly after talking about fucking are two big nO-NO's that get some chicks super freaked out. Best you never do either one. You must also learn the subtle art of "the LE check" to put her at ease. But that's a whole different discussion.

[Lknfrpssy]

I've been handing the tip directly to the provider (at the end of the sexion). Usually fan out the bills so she can see the denominations. But recently the girl looked insulted and pointed to a drawer for towels and rudely told me to put the cash on top. Her reaction kinda ticked me off because she could've said it more nicely.

Is there some special etiquette for tipping at AMPs?

Where was this? I usually get a smile and a small bow.

[Ajarn]

I've been handing the tip directly to the provider (at the end of the sexion). Usually fan out the bills so she can see the denominations. But recently the girl looked insulted and pointed to a drawer for towels and rudely told me to put the cash on top. Her reaction kinda ticked me off because she could've said it more nicely.

Is there some special etiquette for tipping at AMPs?

[Guapo Marx]

What is the name of the spa in Waipahu?

SaiTara I believe. For $60 a hour its a good value because the MTs are pretty good.

There are two out in Kapolei in the same condo complex that are good too. Same kind of service. I believe on Manawai. Both are Tai.

[FCH300]

What was your damages? How much you paid total?

Standard fees. $0. 6=Hose Fee + $0. 6 Tip. Well worth it!!

[Member #5999]

Which AMPs are open 24 hours?

I've noticed that some of them have started limiting their hours and closing before midnight.

Best to call each one to get their exact hours.

[Niceguy808]

Which AMPs are open 24 hours?

I've noticed that some of them have started limiting their hours and closing before midnight.