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**Hugh Jardon** · 12-17-18 20:54

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I was in a hurry and she answered the phone. I know the pics show a pretty homely woman, but I figured I could turn her around and things would be okay.
Room is a mess, she has an odor to her, and her performance was the "go ahead and stick it in me and I'll make funny noises" type.
She bitched about money, even after I gave her what she asked for. I would not recommend and definitely not repeat.
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**Xinyl** · 12-17-18 15:12

Originally Posted by MrMakers [View Original Post]

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What an absolute train wreck of a session. Super hot and and looks as advertised, then it goes downhill. She seemed super high, but think she was just really drunk as when she topped up and noticed an already empty bottle. I'm quiet, but she just wouldn't shut up. Told me 15 times to look at the stadium lights because they were red and green Christmas but not really because her son was born on Christmas. Gave me a bottle of water then offered me water 5 more times. Other barely coherent phrases repeated multiple times include "he argued you couldn't have a 5. 0 GPA" "don't mess with the queen" "I'm east coast west coast" and she said she was embarrassed for me since I was quiet and she had nothing to hide (?) DATY FINALLY shut her up for a minute, and when I got up she slid herself under and put me right in bare. Felt great, but don't risk that (and didn't want to pop in a minute) so asked for a condom, she said "no babies happening here", then just pointed at the box LOL. Went to town in mish for a bit, then she just got up and got me a hot towel then went in the kitchen to drink..

Train wreck is not a descriptive enough of a word to describe this monster that is visiting (hopefully) our city. Read this report and was hoping it was a one-off and decided to try for myself. Contact through text, quick reply and was succinctly given the time, location, and other nice details. Arrive to the place (12 noon), good secondary contact and an easy entrance to the building. A quick hug and then yes it all went downhill in literally less than 5 minutes.

She would not stop talking. I have been with others who were chatty but this didn't even qualify as conversation as she was telling me about her porn life, Los Angeles, Miami, telling me I was too tense, uptight. I am generally quiet when first meeting someone as I am first feeling out everything like a normal person. She pointed across the room to a chair and said that was for my clothes so I started to strip down by this point. She attempted more conversation which included a few backhanded insults to me when the answer I gave her about my work didn't seem adequate enough for her. Then on to how she's shooting next week in LA, I said cool and asked which studio, where she proceeded with more less than backhand insults about how could I possibly know anything about porn studios? Splattered throughout this haphazard charade there were offers of water and comments about the millions her web designer makes, how she gets paid to fuck, comments about how I'm too uptight and she can read me like a book, and I must have never done this before.

By now two thoughts are going through my mind, should I do like I never have before and just get dressed and leave as I'm generally getting a little pissed by this point or should I go through with the deed? She lays down on the bed where I have now sat down also and she goes back to the porn studio conversation where I now answer with "I was just trying to make conversation and be polite." She tells me that I'm not good at conversation and if nobody has ever told me that well then I am. We are on to full on insults now and I literally took a few seconds, looked over at my clothes and had one last hard thought about leaving, but I turned to her and simply said "well should we just get started then?" She looked at me and very calmly said no, you can leave, while we were on the bed laying side by side. I was for a fraction of a second shocked as that has never happened before, but instantly relieved that I was saved from this disaster. As I was dressing she walked back to the kitchen and I was thinking in my head if she touches my donation on the counter there will be a real fucking problem. Even as I grabbed it and my glasses she actually tried more conversation about when I had been there before? I have seen loads of providers and I was as usual polite, respectful, and smiling. This person does not deserve to be seen by anyone let alone any member of this forum.

**DoeSurfer** · 12-17-18 13:29

Originally Posted by Indigo456 [View Original Post]

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How many times have we all travelled down the patience of waiting for an addict to get herself straight, it's her biz model, went ahead and just putting it out there about my experience with her. Maybe YMMV, by the way her spot is a pigpen, no bed, blankets sprawled out over the floor of a cluttered room, needles everywhere, lady H is her master now. Just a footnote, even though her pics alude to bb, she claims everything is covered.

Please do not take this the wrong way: You do H and she does H. You brought her more H for free. You paid her $$ for sex, but she would not give you any. You were content to watch her sleep and wait for her to get more H, of which you partook. You lost any respect that she may have had for you by not hitting it immediately after $$ changed hands. Period.

We all have learned this lesson. I am glad that you were forthcoming enough to share your experience with us and reinforce the pitfalls of giving $$ and waiting for women to take their meds before service. At the end of the day, you were there for one purpose and it was not met.

Lastly, you made the right choice by not having sex with her if she was passed out. That is sexual assault / rape, no question about it. It's one thing if she falls asleep during the middle of the deed, but it is another if she is already asleep. Save that business for your wife or SO, because they will not claim that you raped them, stole from them (their pussy), or otherwise took advantage of them. A good amount of guys go to the penetentiary for having sex with an unconsious woman. That is a no-no.

**HotNuts** · 12-17-18 12:42

Originally Posted by PhyuckYiu [View Original Post]

Anyone got her new number, please hit me up.

Phyuck!

Sent it to you, although you can find it if you search the thread.

**Phyuck Yiu** · 12-17-18 08:25

Originally Posted by HotNuts [View Original Post]

Everything same. Just dreamt of her. Very accommodating, let me film the whole time. I had to change my schedule a couple times, which she didn't like, but in the end, she was able to accommodate the dream. Finished with CIM on her tongue which she gulped down. I asked her to talk slutty the whole time, and she obliged. $ for the HH, and no clock watching.

A couple things skieeved me out which might not matter to others. One, her face was pretty scabby. I'm guessing meth? Second, she didn't have covers, which was fine for the BBBJ, but I also wanted to pound it some. She seemed ready to go BBFS and starteda light grind, but I just said I couldn't and went to some fiv while she hit the mic again.

Although, her face was picked, the rest of her body looked alright. Close up to the kitty and didn't see anything unusual. Lips were mark free.

Only questionI have is her number. Because someone posted the 972 number, I was able to get in touch. But I can't find any ads that have her number. Although, there is an EB link with it, when you try to do a search on it there you get nothing. And if you search her name, you get old numbers.

Anyone got her new number, please hit me up.

Phyuck!

**HotNuts** · 12-17-18 02:30

Originally Posted by Noobalicious [View Original Post]

Thanks for the head's up from both of you! Saw her today and both of you were right.

Get a response a couple hours after texting, around midday. After that she was pretty responsive, eventually saying she's using phone via wi-fi / app. I may have gotten lucky on timing for an answer. Got the same story about kids & making ends meet while having a full-time job. However, "kids" could be a BF or roommate, and while she claimed no candy use I saw what appeared to be a fresh mark from hitting a vein on her pelvis (mark sat right on a vein). No matter, I'm not trying to be her new BF.

5'9" and who knows how many pounds but not a lot of them. I like super-skinny and she's it; SW or anorexic skinny, what they used to call "CCL" around here. At least one of her ad photos shows her from at least several years ago, so the candy has taken a toll. Again, no matter. I knew what I was looking for with her & got it.

Very pleasant in person. Agreed on donation which I gave up front (and don't always do) because she was easygoing & not rushed to get it in her hand. I also went well over our time, and she wasn't a clockwatcher. In fact, I was the only one to mention going over time. I gave her a tip because of time, her excellent attitude, and giving me everything I requested (nothing too crazy) without a question.

The only thing that might slow me from repeating is Rosedale is a hike for me. If you're looking for "slim-thick" or "PAWG" or "PHAT" this ain't your girl. If you're looking for a little shortie (closer to 5' this ain't your girl. If you're looking for a stick-figure ultra-thin girl with a good pussy that will do whatever you ask (YMMV, be nice & she's accommodating), this is your girl.

Everything same. Just dreamt of her. Very accommodating, let me film the whole time. I had to change my schedule a couple times, which she didn't like, but in the end, she was able to accommodate the dream. Finished with CIM on her tongue which she gulped down. I asked her to talk slutty the whole time, and she obliged. $ for the HH, and no clock watching.

A couple things skieeved me out which might not matter to others. One, her face was pretty scabby. I'm guessing meth? Second, she didn't have covers, which was fine for the BBBJ, but I also wanted to pound it some. She seemed ready to go BBFS and starteda light grind, but I just said I couldn't and went to some fiv while she hit the mic again.

Although, her face was picked, the rest of her body looked alright. Close up to the kitty and didn't see anything unusual. Lips were mark free.

Only questionI have is her number. Because someone posted the 972 number, I was able to get in touch. But I can't find any ads that have her number. Although, there is an EB link with it, when you try to do a search on it there you get nothing. And if you search her name, you get old numbers.

**MrMakers** · 12-16-18 20:42

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What an absolute train wreck of a session. Super hot and and looks as advertised, then it goes downhill. She seemed super high, but think she was just really drunk as when she topped up and noticed an already empty bottle. I'm quiet, but she just wouldn't shut up. Told me 15 times to look at the stadium lights because they were red and green Christmas but not really because her son was born on Christmas. Gave me a bottle of water then offered me water 5 more times. Other barely coherent phrases repeated multiple times include "he argued you couldn't have a 5. 0 GPA" "don't mess with the queen" "I'm east coast west coast" and she said she was embarrassed for me since I was quiet and she had nothing to hide (?) DATY FINALLY shut her up for a minute, and when I got up she slid herself under and put me right in bare. Felt great, but don't risk that (and didn't want to pop in a minute) so asked for a condom, she said "no babies happening here", then just pointed at the box LOL. Went to town in mish for a bit, then she just got up and got me a hot towel then went in the kitchen to drink. Came back and said "oh, right you haven't blown yet", took the paper off the table and laid down, then said "if you fuck my ass will you be done faster" (?!) Seriously thought about taking her up on that and wearing her asshole out for the attitude, but thought about some not optimal outcomes so just went back to work until I popped. Left 40 minutes into the hour, 15 of those were her rambling. This trash fire obviously not the experience others have reported, maybe I should have stuck to my rule of morning / early afternoon appointments. Obviously wouldn't repeat.

**Yoyo1234** · 12-16-18 13:17

Was any trusted senior able to get BJB's new number from redskins? Think his inbox has been full for a while now.

**Jberger** · 12-16-18 05:03

I guess some people still fall for those fake pictures and never get to the end. As for LEO getting tired of it? Why it is an easy arrest, little danger, and it boosts their numbers to show they are doing something. Makes for good press for the cattle.

Originally Posted by TomMcAn [View Original Post]

I was perusing some of the ads on the USA Adult Classifieds site and came across this one. Check out the last photo in this ad. It's a bit blurry but beings with "must enjoy jail" followed by "clients will be arrested". Hasn't Uncle LEO got better things to do?

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**Jberger** · 12-16-18 04:56

Glad that you didn't have issues. Think though that some people may have been talking about this Nikki https://adultsearch.com/maryland/bal...scorts/1153544 who has not had a good reputation for a while now. Happy hunting.

Originally Posted by DarkMatterJury [View Original Post]

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I saw her last Thursday. There were some comments (that appear to be deleted now) on listcrawler that stated that she was hard to deal with and was to strict on rules. They must've got her confused for someone else. She responded to my text about 20 minutes after I asked if she was available. I agreed to her donation of $100 for a qv. After she made sure I wasn't law enforcement, she gave me the address and told me to text her when I was ten minutes out. Long story short, I get to her place. She opens the door. She looks exactly like her photos. A cute redhead with a beautiful body. Big breasts and a nice ass. She was really nice, sweet, and accommodating. She's a bit of a clean freak. She made sure I washed my hands before our session. I get into the room and give her my donation. We start to undress. She tells me to lay on the bed and I obliged. She gets out some lube and applies to me. She slides the condom on and she gives me a nice CBJ. We started off in the missionary position. Her legs all the way up and I get to work. She reals a really hard moaner. Her pussy is tight. We finished off with some doggy action, so I could get a better view that nice ass of hers. After we were done. She asked if I wanted her to save my number as I trusted client. I did. I'll definitely be seeing her again.

**DarkMatterJury** · 12-16-18 03:36

Originally Posted by CptWintersXX [View Original Post]

Hey guys, looking specifically for a spinner or tiny tight bodies providors any body have any good references? Or any decent safe go tos? Thanks!

http://escortalligator.com.baltimore...post/27780385/

I've seen her a few times now. She has a nice petite body, very large breast for a girl her size, and a nice round ass. She's a little quirky and has a sense of humor. Really cute. She is stringent about the verification process. But once you get to know her, she's really down to earth. It's worth it. She bounces back in between Baltimore and DC. She tends to stay in the better hotels in the city. Our sessions usually begins with a nice CBJ. We then move on to missionary and doggy. Her pussy is usually tight and juicy. Her ass has a nice jiggle. She's a hard moaner. She's worth it all.

**DarkMatterJury** · 12-15-18 22:05

http://escortalligator.com.baltimore...post/26855958/

I saw her last Thursday. There were some comments (that appear to be deleted now) on listcrawler that stated that she was hard to deal with and was to strict on rules. They must've got her confused for someone else. She responded to my text about 20 minutes after I asked if she was available. I agreed to her donation of $100 for a qv. After she made sure I wasn't law enforcement, she gave me the address and told me to text her when I was ten minutes out. Long story short, I get to her place. She opens the door. She looks exactly like her photos. A cute redhead with a beautiful body. Big breasts and a nice ass. She was really nice, sweet, and accommodating. She's a bit of a clean freak. She made sure I washed my hands before our session. I get into the room and give her my donation. We start to undress. She tells me to lay on the bed and I obliged. She gets out some lube and applies to me. She slides the condom on and she gives me a nice CBJ. We started off in the missionary position. Her legs all the way up and I get to work. She reals a really hard moaner. Her pussy is tight. We finished off with some doggy action, so I could get a better view that nice ass of hers. After we were done. She asked if I wanted her to save my number as I trusted client. I did. I'll definitely be seeing her again.

**CptWintersXX** · 12-15-18 21:07

Hey guys, looking specifically for a spinner or tiny tight bodies providors any body have any good references? Or any decent safe go tos? Thanks!

**Tom McAn** · 12-15-18 14:24

I was perusing some of the ads on the USA Adult Classifieds site and came across this one. Check out the last photo in this ad. It's a bit blurry but beings with "must enjoy jail" followed by "clients will be arrested". Hasn't Uncle LEO got better things to do?

https://usaadultclassified.nl/ads/ma...want-11957659/

**One More Guy** · 12-15-18 09:58

Originally Posted by CarlosDanger1 [View Original Post]

Saw her yesterday same location as Alexia. Looks like her pictures. Slender toned MILF with bolt on rack. Good conversation, excellent skills very accommodating. Here another 2 weeks will repeat.

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Saw Brianna yesterday based on the positive review from Carlos. He's right about the details.

She's an A+ provider. Clean place in downtown Baltimore. No upselling. DFK, COF, eager for multiples, dirty talk about her porn and personal escapades. She's legit, goes by Brianna Shay in porn and a ton of fun. I'd repeat in a heartbeat.