Massage Parlor Reports

[WoodWorker9]

Terrible luck lately. Might as well warn you all:

* Princess Latina Spa: Drew Emily. She was pretty, but zero extras on the table. Could be worth it if you want a just-below-average massage from a pretty girl capable of making okay conversation. But if you want a good massage or extras, look elsewhere.

* Divine Dolls: Drew Jaida, their new Dominican girl. She smelled terrible. Definitely not repeating, she had a flabby body and B. O. That would gag a corpse.

* SXL: Got mama-san. This old lady looks like she wasn't just hit with the ugly stick, seems like she was hit with the whole damn ugly tree sometime back in the 1940's. Massage was 6/10.

Not going back to any of these places. If anyone knows anywhere with great latinas, please PM me.

Yep. I stopped by SXL a few weeks ago and saw her. I immediately walked out after she said she was the only one there.

[Al Bundy78]

I spoke with her and she is done for the foreseeable future.

Too bad, I guess she wasn't as careful as she should have been after the fist bust.

[ErvsBlues]

Sophia is not listed on the site. Can you elaborate on her? Sophya who worked out of the wicker park location was one of my all time favorites but not sure if that is the same one.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/124462

I concur on the "wow" part. Saw her a couple of months back. Met me in the lobby and led me upstairs, similar initial skepticism (are you a cop, are you sure? But then. Yeah, wow.

[ChicaChaser]

Anybody know of a latina parlor with extras any help would be appreciated thanks.

[Wenger]

Wenger, why do you avoid Chinatown? I thought about returning there after a 5 year absence.

It was TronCat who avoids Chinatown. I just don't happen to get that way very often.

-w.

[DLover64]

Raquel is new to their location. Apparently a late 30's skinny blonde Latina according to mms. I'll toftt this week but if someone beats me to it let us know.

[Walker333]

North side.

Non descriptive office space.

50 hr.

Massage non existent.

She even said she didn't know how.

What the fuck.

Negotiations at 1 for FS.

Tight.

Kept saying "cum. Cum".

Told her cut that shit out.

Won't go back.

Was $ on top of 50 with no massage? Where did you find her?

[Gus33]

North side.

Non descriptive office space.

50 hr.

Massage non existent.

She even said she didn't know how.

What the fuck.

Negotiations at 1 for FS.

Tight.

Kept saying "cum. Cum".

Told her cut that shit out.

Won't go back.

[VRooomBada]

Can someone give a closer approximation of the location? THe website doesn't say and South Loop means different things for different people, an intersection would be great.

Thanks.

You could also just contact them for information like that.

[SideTalker]

Met Sophia last night on Irving and Cicero, a bit skeptical meeting me at first, warmed up quick then WOW, just WOW.

Sophia is not listed on the site. Can you elaborate on her? Sophya who worked out of the wicker park location was one of my all time favorites but not sure if that is the same one.

[Pilatus51]

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[Corncob]

Anyone had any experience with bodyrubschicago.com at any of their locations and providers? Says they've been around since 2011 but very little info anywhere on what they offer for their high flat fee and if any extras are offered by any of their providers or FS? Any info is greatly appreciated gents. Lets find some quality heat this winter.

Met Sophia last night on Irving and Cicero, a bit skeptical meeting me at first, warmed up quick then WOW, just WOW.

[Daytime Jay]

https://www.mystateline.com/news/fiv...ZChqON7lFiiSUw

I spoke with her and she is done for the foreseeable future.

[Wenger]

No worries my dude, 160 seems to be the go to price for AMP FS. It's the price I come across every time I hit up my go to spot. Sure, you can talk them down and I have done that more than once (cause giving FS for a few minutes is far easier than leaving 140 on the table and completing and sad excuse for a rub down) but be prepared to deal with passive aggressive behavior.

That's why I just opt for the 160 at my go-to spot. I only go there cause I like my go-to lady (only realty like 1 there, bad show with any one other than her and 1 other so if either of them or another well reviewed one isn't there I don't bother).

If cheaper FS is what you're looking for and don't mind going to China town then look for an appartment girl. The place I use to go to was 130 And had new girls rotated in every 2 weeks or so. With the rotation it was a "YMMV" every time. One visit netted me a tiny professional with decent English who went all in with sented candles and sexy lingerie and red lights. Next visit I got a no English robotic ride that stunk of meat and arm pits. Girls were always attractive tho.

Too bad they moved to China town, a place I avoid.

160 can actually be on the higher end. The girls will take whatever they can get, best thing to do is take only what you're willing to spend and think with the big head. If they want to negotiate it's real easy when you only have 120/130 to spend and they want 180/200. Just tell them that's it and take it or leave it. Almost every time they'll take it. I visited with a girl a few weeks ago who wanted 200, told her I only had 130 left after the house fee, she said that would be for BJ so I told her to just go back to the massage then. The clothes dropped pretty fast then, and I enjoyed watching her walk around a little later with the cover wrapper stuck to her ass.

-w.

[TronCat]

https://www.mystateline.com/news/fiv...ZChqON7lFiiSUw

Huh, so that's where she ended up.

Would feel bad for her if not for the lazy dead fish FS she gave me.

Can't speak of the others though.