Massage Parlor Reports

**TronCat** · 12-13-18 22:58

Originally Posted by Starks [View Original Post]

https://www.mystateline.com/news/fiv...ZChqON7lFiiSUw

Huh, so that's where she ended up.

Would feel bad for her if not for the lazy dead fish FS she gave me.

Can't speak of the others though.

**TronCat** · 12-13-18 22:55

Originally Posted by MidwestGuy [View Original Post]

Hi all,

I went to East west massage a couple of months ago. I saw Audrina. At least that's what I think her name was. She was a petite young-ish AMP girl. She gave a great massage. She allowed roaming. I opted for FS for 160. That was on top of the 60 entry fee. Sorry guys but I am a newbie. I know I paid too much and will be more careful. She was great. Everything covered for BJ and FS. One pop. I would recommend her, but obviously talk her down a bit.

Thanks.

Midwestguy.

No worries my dude, 160 seems to be the go to price for AMP FS. It's the price I come across every time I hit up my go to spot. Sure, you can talk them down and I have done that more than once (cause giving FS for a few minutes is far easier than leaving 140 on the table and completing and sad excuse for a rub down) but be prepared to deal with passive aggressive behavior.

That's why I just opt for the 160 at my go-to spot. I only go there cause I like my go-to lady (only realty like 1 there, bad show with any one other than her and 1 other so if either of them or another well reviewed one isn't there I don't bother).

If cheaper FS is what you're looking for and don't mind going to China town then look for an appartment girl. The place I use to go to was 130 And had new girls rotated in every 2 weeks or so. With the rotation it was a "YMMV" every time. One visit netted me a tiny professional with decent English who went all in with sented candles and sexy lingerie and red lights. Next visit I got a no English robotic ride that stunk of meat and arm pits. Girls were always attractive tho.

Too bad they moved to China town, a place I avoid.

**Fit312** · 12-13-18 21:47

Originally Posted by TeddyO [View Original Post]

How does New Orleans compare to Chicago?

The massage scene in NOLA is pretty lame. I'm sure that there is plenty of action in other channels.

**Starks** · 12-13-18 20:17

https://www.mystateline.com/news/fiv...ZChqON7lFiiSUw

**ChicaChaser** · 12-13-18 20:06

Made my first trip to okidoki spa. I drew cici she was cute with a great body. It was a little pricey but she was really into it. FS is on the table but I did not partake. When I was walking back to the room I walked past 3 other girls that were all pretty good looking.

**Sempisan** · 12-13-18 17:17

Originally Posted by Walker333 [View Original Post]

They both will be more relaxed, less reserved, and their service, although with the same menu, will be more personal and less mechanical once a random client becomes a regular patron.

Can someone give a closer approximation of the location? THe website doesn't say and South Loop means different things for different people, an intersection would be great.

Thanks.

**Walker333** · 12-13-18 16:52

Originally Posted by PhilMendel [View Original Post]

Review of https://www.spasensational.com/..

The good:

Easy set up. Just call and make an appt. Nice location in a condo in near south loop. Check in with doorman and go right up in the elevator. Greeted by Leah. Really cute AA. Definitely not the girl in.

The picture, but nice body, great ass and great boobs. C+. Nice personality but a bit quiet and detached. Took a quick shower, the shower was full of their own personal soaps, razors, creams etc. And a bit dirty.

Strong smell of weed in the apt.

Not so good:

Opted for the hour. $180. Boring, lackluster massage.

Lot's of rules: No fiv, no titty sucking, no kissing. But I was all over that ass and her great boobs! Pretty boring massage and she kept asking if I was happy.

On the flip she goes for the finish. But does it in such a slow and detached way, it was a job just getting it up. Slapped her tits with my junk. She never got on the table with me. Did grind that fine ass on.

My dick. Used a lot of oil.

Over all an uninspired Level 1. Does not offer anything above Level 1 (YMMV).

180 a bit high for the service provided. But a handy location if you work in the Loop.

Will not return. MEH.

They both will be more relaxed, less reserved, and their service, although with the same menu, will be more personal and less mechanical once a random client becomes a regular patron.

**Teddy O** · 12-13-18 15:32

How does New Orleans compare to Chicago?

**DLover64** · 12-13-18 15:29

Anyone know where she went?

**PhilMendel** · 12-13-18 12:07

Originally Posted by PhilMendel [View Original Post]

Review of https://www.spasensational.com/..

The good:

Easy set up. Just call and make an appt. Nice location in a condo in near south loop. Check in with doorman and go right up in the elevator. Greeted by Leah. Really cute AA. Definitely not the girl in.

The picture, but nice body, great ass and great boobs. C+. Nice personality but a bit quiet and detached. Took a quick shower, the shower was full of their own personal soaps, razors, creams etc. And a bit dirty.

Strong smell of weed in the apt.

Not so good:

Opted for the hour. $180. Boring, lackluster massage.

Lot's of rules: No fiv, no titty sucking, no kissing. But I was all over that ass and her great boobs! Pretty boring massage and she kept asking if I was happy.

On the flip she goes for the finish. But does it in such a slow and detached way, it was a job just getting it up. Slapped her tits with my junk. She never got on the table with me. Did grind that fine ass on.

My dick. Used a lot of oil.

Over all an uninspired Level 1. Does not offer anything above Level 1 (YMMV).

180 a bit high for the service provided. But a handy location if you work in the Loop.

Will not return. MEH.

BTW. If you want to see more accurate pics of these 2. Leah and Lauren; check out rubratings.

**E6671** · 12-13-18 09:58

Originally Posted by Pilatus51 [View Original Post]

Got to be authored by either Uncle Tom or ownership or MT, no? Can't get more obvious.

Curious what would make you think this was written by LEO. The post clearly reads that extras are not available. Just a good legit massage. Also if it was from the MT or ownership, the previous posts would also be pumping up this location and they do not. JMO.

Because he's a trollish asshole. It's obvious

A2

**Pilatus51** · 12-12-18 13:57

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**Dreamer99** · 12-12-18 13:44

Originally Posted by PhilMendel [View Original Post]

Review of https://www.spasensational.com/..

The good:

Easy set up. Just call and make an appt. Nice location in a condo in near south loop. Check in with doorman and go right up in the elevator. Greeted by Leah. Really cute AA. Definitely not the girl in.

The picture, but nice body, great ass and great boobs. C+. Nice personality but a bit quiet and detached. Took a quick shower, the shower was full of their own personal soaps, razors, creams etc. And a bit dirty.

Strong smell of weed in the apt.

Not so good:

Opted for the hour. $180. Boring, lackluster massage..

I had reviewed Loren from here a few days ago. Your description about the apartment and bathroom is spot on. There was a strong smell of smoke in the apartment and apartment and bathroom in general were dirty. Both are a big turn off for me.

From your description Leah sounds better in terms of physical attributes. Loren is AA spinner with very small boobs (I'm not good in guessing cup size) and skinny ass. But I like both the boobs and ass to be a little bit big.

Loren's massage was also lackluster for me but she does put more effort than you have described for Leah. She massages your book with her boobs to give a little bit of nuru feel and also on the flip she lowered her panties herself. She didn't allow FIV but I was playing with clit a bit. Also, although her boobs are small the nipples are quite big and nice and she let me suck on them while she finished me. As I said in my previous review I didn't like her finish as she was almost grabbing my junk too hard. I was moaning in pain and she took it as a sign of my excitement and jack hammered it even more. I almost finished in pain.

If the cleanliness was better I would probably give Loren one more chance in a pinch. But, now I won't repeat. Also, I took the holiday special for $ for 30 minutes which is not that bad a rate.

**PhilMendel** · 12-12-18 11:49

Review of https://www.spasensational.com/..

The good:

Easy set up. Just call and make an appt. Nice location in a condo in near south loop. Check in with doorman and go right up in the elevator. Greeted by Leah. Really cute AA. Definitely not the girl in.

The picture, but nice body, great ass and great boobs. C+. Nice personality but a bit quiet and detached. Took a quick shower, the shower was full of their own personal soaps, razors, creams etc. And a bit dirty.

Strong smell of weed in the apt.

Not so good:

Opted for the hour. $180. Boring, lackluster massage.

Lot's of rules: No fiv, no titty sucking, no kissing. But I was all over that ass and her great boobs! Pretty boring massage and she kept asking if I was happy.

On the flip she goes for the finish. But does it in such a slow and detached way, it was a job just getting it up. Slapped her tits with my junk. She never got on the table with me. Did grind that fine ass on.

My dick. Used a lot of oil.

Over all an uninspired Level 1. Does not offer anything above Level 1 (YMMV).

180 a bit high for the service provided. But a handy location if you work in the Loop.

Will not return. MEH.

**DMichaels69** · 12-12-18 08:12

Yes you already posted this twice in Schaumburg. I appreciate a good massage but this would be better posted on a legit site then here.

Originally Posted by DJChitown [View Original Post]

This place is one of the best places I have ever visited for a massage. You can't touch the ladies but they will send you away feeling that you spent your money wisely. Sometimes when I go to a AMP I truly just feel like I want a massage and not someone tossing baby oil on my private and handing me a towel. I can do that at home. Anyway if you are ever in the Schaumburg area I recommend that you visit this place and if you like then pay a girl to give me a BBBJ and we are even. .

If you tell them that you are a new customer and want the Groupon price they will give you a 60 Minute Combo for $30. I have to say the deep tissue massage they give is better than I have received from any other massage place that charges twice as much. Lisa is very strong and gives the best massages. She knows how work every muscle. Anna is also very good. They literally massage you from your finger to your toes. Great place for couples to go. Also their bath bombs are better than the ones they sell at Walmart.