Massage Parlor Reports

[RustyMuffler]

After one does resarch and reads all the intel they can find on usasexguide about the AMP they want to visit, then check out their page on Rubmaps. One can't see their reviews unless they are a member. However, the content of the review doesn't matter for this trick because one can see the dates of the reviews as well as the providers names. And those two pieces of info are really all one needs to pull off a good bluff.

I usually pick someone's name from that spa who was reviewed about a year ago. For the purpose of this example, let's call her "Trixie. " She's likely to be long gone by now unless they stick around that joint for an unusually long time. So I tell mama, "Yes, I've been here before. I've been out of the area for a while, but last time I was here I saw Trixie. " If by some chance she's still there, tell the mama you want to try someone different this time. If Trixie gets brought into the conversation and doesn't recognize you, just say, "It's been a year. ".

One time it got caught up like that with the girl insisting she had never met me before. So I told her and mama, "Well, I'm embarrassed to admit it, but I've gained 80 pounds. " LOL! Then I added, "That's why I asked to see some else this time. I would be really embarrassed for you to recognize me. " Turns out, that was good enough to get in the door.

BTW, I had Trixie as my massage therapist that day. Turns out, spending an hour with her was definitely worth all the BSing I had to do.

Had a daydream at blue therapy (first search result) few weeks ago. Dreamt of late 30's m'msan greeting me at lower, basement office with entrance to side. Wore a tight dress. Had an attractive authority to her. After we exchanged pleasantries, I dreamt of being asked lots of questions "First time here? "where you been before honey?" Answered the usual "been here before". Was put off by "How much do you have? I politely asked for an hour massage, was told she was busy and could only accommodate 30 min. Turned out that shorter dreams are better especially when you don't know their content. Was treated to an average massage. On the flip, dreamt of an awful negotiation. Almost decided to leave, but ended up staying for the NOVA. Kept my hands to myself as those were rules for the price quoted. Won't repeat despite many promises that were made.

$. 6.

[Roamin Roman]

Not the first time this has happened with me at an AMP south of the river. Run of the mill AMP known for Standard NoVA, located close to the Beltway. A therapist I've seen a couple times before, and not one you'd necessarily choose from a line up. Recognizes me, says "Long time, honey." Thorough TS, good solid massage, and arousing tease. Removes her top at the flip. Then, after a momentary pause (as if wondering whether she should), strips completely, climbs onto the table, straddles my waist, and leans forward to allow access to her nipples. Meanwhile, she's gyrating her hips close to junior.

What was the damage, RR?

Not to be prickly, Sac, but the point of my post wasn't prices but rather the experience and how it came about. And, since I'm not naming or even hinting at the location or the girl, the extent of the "damage" is irrelevant. Suffice to say that I did not cause any disruptions to the local pricing schemes we all know and love.

[Backrub321]

For what you just described, you should have spent between. 4 and. 6 for the HH (haven't been to Blue in a few years so I don't know their current house fee) and. 4 for the extras.

Hold your ground!

Had a daydream at blue therapy (first search result) few weeks ago. Dreamt of late 30's m'msan greeting me at lower, basement office with entrance to side. Wore a tight dress. Had an attractive authority to her. After we exchanged pleasantries, I dreamt of being asked lots of questions "First time here? "where you been before honey?" Answered the usual "been here before". Was put off by "How much do you have? I politely asked for an hour massage, was told she was busy and could only accommodate 30 min. Turned out that shorter dreams are better especially when you don't know their content. Was treated to an average massage. On the flip, dreamt of an awful negotiation. Almost decided to leave, but ended up staying for the NOVA. Kept my hands to myself as those were rules for the price quoted. Won't repeat despite many promises that were made.

$. 6.

[IAmDeBest]

Had a daydream at blue therapy (first search result) few weeks ago. Dreamt of late 30's m'msan greeting me at lower, basement office with entrance to side. Wore a tight dress. Had an attractive authority to her. After we exchanged pleasantries, I dreamt of being asked lots of questions "First time here? "where you been before honey?" Answered the usual "been here before". Was put off by "How much do you have? I politely asked for an hour massage, was told she was busy and could only accommodate 30 min. Turned out that shorter dreams are better especially when you don't know their content. Was treated to an average massage. On the flip, dreamt of an awful negotiation. Almost decided to leave, but ended up staying for the NOVA. Kept my hands to myself as those were rules for the price quoted. Won't repeat despite many promises that were made.

$. 6.

[TrueHeart]

Well, I've embarked on a new quest to find more value by applying a different approach. Here's my recent findings on two visits in the last few days.

QQ-1 spa, Alexandria.

I was around the neighborhood on business and before taking the plunge I tried to make the most out of searching for artifacts on this place. Also, there were a few more spas dotted around so it was a bit hard to choose. I wasn't really hoping much though since it did have decent yelp / google reviews, so I said to myself atleast I'll get a good massage and not just a plain old rub and lacklustre finish. I called to get a vibe over phone, couldn't decipher much, but the mamsan did say she'll give ten off of a body scrub for a total of. 70 for one hr with the scrub. I go there, pay the fee and learn that they have neither shower and I'm puzzled on how they do a body scrub. I disrobe and lay down, in comes a mid forties decent looking for her age woman, I forgot if she said she was Chinese or korean. I insisted on a strong massage and she laughingly replied try not to cry then. Okay, so she started with an intense back walk and what followed was a thorough legit massage working all over my back, neck, shoulder, arms, feet. After fifty minutes, she brought a coconut / sugar scrub and did scrub my entire backside of my body with it on the same table and then washed it of with hot towel. And that was all. To my surprise, I was indeed very relaxed and there were tears popping out of my eyes. Relief tears anyone? What she said earlier made sense to me now. I tipped. 30 and boy she was really happy about it. It did feel genuinely nice to put a smile on someone else's face, I left happier and smiling too in a different kind of way. May come back for legit massage if in the area.

Wen Spa Vienna.

This place seemed new to me or not. Atleast I haven't read any reviews on this place yet so decided to take a dip. Lot of parking, no mamasan, no two door setup. I walk in and I was greeted by Tina mid thirties Chinese girl, very decent looking, natural B, wearing a no skin show outfit, yes that's right. Okay may be the top was a little lower but other than that, full sleeves, stretchy pants, boots. But she seemed lively. No table shower but standing shower available but I didn't partake. I opt for the hr for. 60. Now again, I try to be nice to her and engaged in chit chat for a while and after that she really didn't seem to be responsive much. She used a good amount of oil on my back and I'd call the entire massage a medium pressure rub working on back, butt, legs and arms. I won't say she lacked technique nor seemed uninterested, but that's her style of massaging I guess. Forty five minutes of that and then the flip. She asked if I wanted the nova standard. I enquired if more could be had, but she declined. Quoted. 40 for nova minus roaming, . 50 with roaming that too UTR, top did not come off. The HJ technique was sensual and she took her time but sadly I couldn't prolong and I blew the load. She milked out till the last drop which in my book is a nice touch. Thorough clean up and left at the hour mark. Nothing particularly very appealing nor value for money to come back IMHO. Because I could always sample the plenty of other locations which atleast would give me the excitement factor of finding something new. Next in my list if Forever wellness in Fairfax. Stay tuned fellas.

T.

[Sac4422]

Not the first time this has happened with me at an AMP south of the river. Run of the mill AMP known for Standard NoVA, located close to the Beltway. A therapist I've seen a couple times before, and not one you'd necessarily choose from a line up. Recognizes me, says "Long time, honey." Thorough TS, good solid massage, and arousing tease. Removes her top at the flip. Then, after a momentary pause (as if wondering whether she should), strips completely, climbs onto the table, straddles my waist, and leans forward to allow access to her nipples. Meanwhile, she's gyrating her hips close to junior.

What was the damage, RR?

[JonWan]

How much do masssage therapists make at a parlor? Do they split the house fee? Same across the cultures?

It depends on how busy they are and what kind of services are offered.

Without extra services (E. G. , standard NOVA finish and more), they make about 40 K per year at a spa that has average number of clients per day (E. G. 5 clients).

With extra services, they make about 70 K per year at a spa with an average number of clients per day.

With extra services at a busy spa, they can make 90 K to 100 K per year.

If they offer services above and beyond, who knows? Probably more than 100 K per year.

Most expect to make 70 K per year offering a standard NOVA finish.

[PixelsAndGrids]

Pics are a bit dated. She's a little older but all things considered, she's still very attractive given her age. She's in great shape. Massage is good but she upsells hard for extras. A trip to GB literally will give you more bang for your buck but if thats too far for you than shes worth a go if you got the $ to spare.

I visited Luna last week and the above about her looks is true. She's in good shape, but she's not skinny. She's got a great personality and makes sure you're comfortable and relaxed. Didn't get a shower because we agreed on P2 P beforehand and we basically got t it after the brief intro. And that slide ride was fantastic! She knew how to work those hips and hands over and on meI could barely hold back. Though, I manged to the point she was getting worn out and she was coaxing me to cum. So I switched and gave her a back massage with a thigh slide. Eventually, I just wanted in and asked for FS, which she gladly accepted. After finishing she offered the shower, but I had to get going.

[Madness322]

That was working for this old man so she got off the table and oiled me and her up and directed my hand to her honeypot and started gyrating on my hand and at the same time her giving me some nice handwork. It was worth it for this old timer.

Your description works for this old timer. Roger Bacon and CC are the only two places I haven't been in this area so I will move this to the top of my list. I drive past RB at least 5 times a week on the way to my health club so memories of your adventure will put a smile on my face. Thank You.

[Start2]

How much do masssage therapists make at a parlor? Do they split the house fee? Same across the cultures?

Tax free. Usually they have gambling debts to pay off.

[Member #6329]

How much do masssage therapists make at a parlor? Do they split the house fee? Same across the cultures?

$60 house fee they get $20. If they have a state massage license they get $30. Usually these are the owners or managers. Good English skills and can drive a car. That is why tipping is important if you want to build a full service rapporteur with a particular lady. Whether you tip her $20 up to $200 is not important to owner. They always get their $40. TIME is also a important commodity with worth $. If you offer to Massage the lady or let her know you can leave a few minutes early since your a bit short on cash they may consider this part of the tip. Also bring fast food, a whopper, chicken fingers, Subway tuna salad, milk shakes. A cheap easy way to open alot of doors. But remember they are Chinese Women and cash is king. Be generous and you may discover sleep overs are avaliable for that special guy. If you do "date" a therapist, be ready to drive them around, alot, on their day off. Not a conventional tip but these ladies can barter for services very well. Just ask. This is particularly effective for those guys who do not have to go home, immediately. . Be creative and you will be introduced to their world.

[Procrast333]

How much do masssage therapists make at a parlor? Do they split the house fee? Same across the cultures?

[Roamin Roman]

I'm probably not as young or handsome as RR,

You never know, Krak. Besides, your personality probably outshines mine. My career has been in a dimly-lit office environment, not conducive to developing quick wit and repartee or other valuable social skills that would work for the ladies.

but I agree, chemistry happens. You've got to figure, most of these gals don't have a boyfriend or a husband. They spend all day looking at dick, getting men off, and not getting any themselves. It has to boil over now and then. My tactic is to turn the tables--offer them a massage. Most will accept, and I happen to be fairly good at it. Suddenly you have the upper hand, so to speak. Already you've broken the routine and established a more equal and natural relationship. Two people in a room.

You are so right about offering to give the girl a massage, and the ability to give a decent massage is a valuable asset. It's come in handy with me on more than a few occasions and helps break the ice, as you note. Not only that, a good massage - - - which the girl can often use and appreciate - - - will put her in an entirely different frame of mind, especially if you know how to give hrt "the flip". (It also helps if you bring a decent massage oil with you. I keep a small bottle, from Bath & Body Shop, in my gym bag in case I visit an AMP on the way home, which is fairly often.) Also, the fact that you can give a good massage will get around to the other girls. They do compare notes and share info on us mongers. And, as you said, once you get them out of their routine and feeling nice & relaxed, then it's "two people in a room."

[Krakatoa]

What I did not also mention is that, over the past 20 years at AMPs and at the old TCCC, the same situation arose more than a two dozen times. I won't conclude that my personality or *good looks* were the reason. The much more likely reason was the state of euphoria she was in. Another fact, at least with some of the ladies, was their age. Older ladies tend to be very desirous of oral attention and might be more likely to get caught up in the emotion of the moment. But younger girls have also succumbed. Speculation on my part, but I suspect it's close to accurate in many of the cases. There are other common factors that I can see, but suffice to say that a lot of it depends on the woman rather than the man.

I'm probably not as young or handsome as RR, but I agree, chemistry happens. You've got to figure, most of these gals don't have a boyfriend or a husband. They spend all day looking at dick, getting men off, and not getting any themselves. It has to boil over now and then. My tactic is to turn the tables--offer them a massage. Most will accept, and I happen to be fairly good at it. Suddenly you have the upper hand, so to speak. Already you've broken the routine and established a more equal and natural relationship. Two people in a room.

[Madness322]

So this student of the arts wandered into the newest classroom in the neighborhood. Spa 11 in Herndon. Called ahead and made sure no waiting. Entrance is a little tricky, this is a office park complex with a series of one and two story buildings. This particular office can't be seen from the parking area it is in a little courtyard that requires steps to find. The door actually has a small sign like all the other offices. It is a safe area but I'd recommend going during daylight hours for your first visit to get oriented to the layout. Outer door unlocked, inner door with door bell. In the outer area a few chairs and bowl of candy. Met by Mamasan who took me to classroom collected the. 70 house which she indicated was a grand opening promotion. She told me to get ready for shower and she would go get a good one. After a minute a fit Korean (I asked) women came in and was very pleasant, we had no language issues. Off to the new table shower that had a nice textured vinyl top rather than the usual slip and slide. She washed every inch of my body. After a quick towel dry she led me down the hall and opened a door and pointed into the sauna and said be back in a couple of minutes. The sauna was toasty warm, not sauna hot and had that new wood aroma. It felt good on a cold day, true to her word she returned after I dried off in the heat and before I started to sweat and led me back to the class room. It was average size. New finishes. No pretense of a towel, just lay face down and she went to work on an above average and pleasant massage. Piped in music with classic soft-rock oldies, bordering on distracting at times, Didn't realize I would actually miss new age spa music.

After the back massage came the light finger tip tease and instructions to turnover. Then some negotiation and settled on a price. I'm a slow cooker and know that they will earn every penny. Off with the whole uniform and I roamed around while she did the NOVA thing. Several positions and different hand techniques later (and lots of wandering) I was finally happy.

70 house and $ tip. After helping me get dressed she gave me a big hug and said "next time we do more if you know what I mean". Said it again as I was leaving.

I'll be back.