Rants and Raves

[Admin2]

First off, how can you dudes be falling in love with massage girls and marrying escorts and such.

He's a troll, trying to get people to respond to him. He's been pretty successful so far.

I don't think anything he says is true, I think he's been banned multiple times before.

That being said, I know a bunch of guys who hooked up on a serious basis with former escorts. More than half are doing ok. They weren't US escorts though and I think that makes a difference.

A2.

[Niteluvr]

You should have started this rant with "You know what grinds my gears!

Yeah, reminds me of back in the day when I replaced the 396 in my '70 Chevelle SS with an LS6 454 I got for $100. Car was black with dual white stripes, raised rear with Cragars and fat bias-plys, a Muncie M-22 with bad synchronizers and a back window sticker that read, "NO FAT CHICKS. " Had to double-clutch the b!tch just to get it home and hit the gas a half block away from the gf's house so the Thrush cherry bombs would quiet down while I idled / eased it up the driveway so her parents wouldn't wake up.

Talk about an idjit, I sold the car for $2 K. It'd be worth well over $300 K today, given its options. Wish someone would've smacked me upside the head back then for selling it. That still grinds my gears.

[Rocky Balbotox]

First off, how can you dudes be falling in love with massage girls and marrying escorts and such. That's about the corniest thing I've ever heard. You got to be one depraved mutha you know what to be falling in love with escorts, massage girls, strippers, sex workers, etc. These chic's see so many guys per day / week they couldn't tell one from the other. Most of them will lead your dumbass on, just as long as the money keeps coming in. If the money stops coming in, let's see if that "love" will get you any free services. I doubt it. Stop being a fucking simp and get your massage and move on. These chic's don't love you, just what's in your wallet.

Second, I wanted to say something a week ago about the guy that claimed he took some Sugar Babies virginity. LOL. Guy please. That chic probably says that to every guy she encounters to get top dollar from them. Yes, I'm a virgin. That will be $1,500 to take my virginity kind sir. Pfft. LOL. You never stop to think that if a girl is selling her virginity then it must not be that sacred to her. Especially, if she's selling that virginity to a total stranger she just met off the internet. Smh. Come on dudes, don't be so damn foolish. The chic's using that virginity ploy to get top dollar out of you desperate simps. Wise up.

Third, I like how when someone post a chic's link from that Sugar daddy site, within 24 hours, the link and the chic's ad has been deleted. LOL. I find it fascinating how chic's profiles are deleted directly after their link and deeds are posted on here. It's as if someone on here tells them about them being posted on here and they delete their profiles immediately. I some how feel some jealous female on here is behind all this.

Fourth, when are you dudes going to actually write a review with some description of what happened during your session. Uhmm. "I just saw Lisa yesterday. She was fabulous, great body and even better ending. I will repeat". Dude, that is not a fucking review. That's like a teaser or a 1 minute movie preview. Why do you think when you post your "review" you have 5 different guys with follow up responses like, "How did her boobs look", "Did she let your touch her body", "Did she handjob you until the end or stopped as soon as you released", "How did her ass look", "Where is she located", "Did she look like the pics". I mean Jesus Christ dudes, write a falking review. Why do you think you have 6 different guys asking you all these questions about your "review". Sheesh. Next thing you know, we got a whole page of questions and answers for 1 frigging review when you should have wrote price, location, body, service description in your original review. Ridiculous.

I even entered a chic's name in the search box and saw 5 different guys talk about her and they weren't really saying shit. "She looks good", "I will repeat", "She left me feeling very happy". Guys, that's not a fucking review! That's why you have other guys asking questions about your review afterwards. That's because you didn't write a "descriptive review" in the first place. You just threw a few hints and clues here and there but you didn't really write shit. Also, stop with this freaking "pm me for more details". What the falk kind of shit is that? Write the whole frigging review on the board. Who the hell wants to pm you for a full review when you should have written it on the board in the 1st place.

And new guys, stop coming in here writing half a review with no links or contact info of the chic you reviewed and telling guys to pm you for more info. We all know exactly what your trying to do. Your trying to use that one and only half ass review you ever wrote, as trade bait for someone else's UTR. That's exactly what your doing. And that's exactly what a lot of you guys are doing when you tell guys to pm you for more of the review. Your trying to use that one and only half ass review to get someone to give you some contact info on their UTR. Your not slick. I hope none of you guys fall for it and give out a UTR to some half asser who only comes here looking to take, take and take some more.

Lastly, if you're new here, you need to get some clout and post some actual info before you try to host a gangbang or try to get into a gangbang or get video tapes of a gangbang or get UTR info or any info for that matter. What the hell are some of you dweebs thinking when you come on here with 4 post and try to host a gangbang. Like dude, who the fuck are you? Who is going to trust you with their money? Who is going to trust you with the security to make sure that everything is secure. Who is going to trust that your not some pimp trying to run game. The same with you unknowns coming on here asking to join gangbang parties and asking for UTR info. Like, who the fuck are you dude? Why would someone give you with 3 post information on a gangbang or UTR? Are your retarded?

I even have fools who claim their coming from out of town and pm me asking me for UTR info. Really? Are you kidding me? How do I know that your not some psycho killer from out of town or worse some cop looking for information. Get the fuck out of here. You guys need to come better than that. Get get some clout, post more and gain the trust of others before asking for sacred information. Nobody knows you.

Man, this is just another example of why I enjoy reading your posts as much as I do. Very real, completely on the money and entertaining as always.

[Zipper34]

Johnny has called me out a couple times in the past but I can't deny that he tells the truth with his rants most of the time.

[Roddee]

You should have started this rant with "You know what grinds my gears!

These chicks love capital one. . .

[StarFleet]

First off, how can you dudes be falling in love with massage girls and marrying escorts and such. That's about the corniest thing I've ever heard. You got to be one depraved mutha you know what to be falling in love with escorts, massage girls, strippers, sex workers, etc. These chic's see so many guys per day / week they couldn't tell one from the other. Most of them will lead your dumbass on, just as long as the money keeps coming in. If the money stops coming in, let's see if that "love" will get you any free services. I doubt it. Stop being a fucking simp and get your massage and move on. These chic's don't love you, just what's in your wallet.

You should have started this rant with "You know what grinds my gears!

[Iz Gucci]

And new guys, stop coming in here writing half a review with no links or contact info of the chic you reviewed and telling guys to pm you for more info. We all know exactly what your trying to do. Your trying to use that one and only half ass review you ever wrote, as trade bait for someone else's UTR. That's exactly what your doing. And that's exactly what a lot of you guys are doing when you tell guys to pm you for more of the review. Your trying to use that one and only half ass review to get someone to give you some contact info on their UTR. Your not slick. I hope none of you guys fall for it and give out a UTR to some half asser who only comes here looking to take, take and take some more.

Lastly, if you're new here, you need to get some clout and post some actual info before you try to host a gangbang or try to get into a gangbang or get video tapes of a gangbang or get UTR info or any info for that matter. What the hell are some of you dweebs thinking when you come on here with 4 post and try to host a gangbang. Like dude, who the fuck are you? Who is going to trust you with their money? Who is going to trust you with the security to make sure that everything is secure. Who is going to trust that your not some pimp trying to run game. The same with you unknowns coming on here asking to join gangbang parties and asking for UTR info. Like, who the fuck are you dude? Why would someone give you with 3 post information on a gangbang or UTR? Are your retarded?

I even have fools who claim their coming from out of town and pm me asking me for UTR info. Really? Are you kidding me? How do I know that your not some psycho killer from out of town or worse some cop looking for information. Get the fuck out of here. You guys need to come better than that. Get get some clout, post more and gain the trust of others before asking for sacred information. Nobody knows you.

Well said!!

[Johnny Mapalo]

First off, how can you dudes be falling in love with massage girls and marrying escorts and such. That's about the corniest thing I've ever heard. You got to be one depraved mutha you know what to be falling in love with escorts, massage girls, strippers, sex workers, etc. These chic's see so many guys per day / week they couldn't tell one from the other. Most of them will lead your dumbass on, just as long as the money keeps coming in. If the money stops coming in, let's see if that "love" will get you any free services. I doubt it. Stop being a fucking simp and get your massage and move on. These chic's don't love you, just what's in your wallet.

Second, I wanted to say something a week ago about the guy that claimed he took some Sugar Babies virginity. LOL. Guy please. That chic probably says that to every guy she encounters to get top dollar from them. Yes, I'm a virgin. That will be $1,500 to take my virginity kind sir. Pfft. LOL. You never stop to think that if a girl is selling her virginity then it must not be that sacred to her. Especially, if she's selling that virginity to a total stranger she just met off the internet. Smh. Come on dudes, don't be so damn foolish. The chic's using that virginity ploy to get top dollar out of you desperate simps. Wise up.

Third, I like how when someone post a chic's link from that Sugar daddy site, within 24 hours, the link and the chic's ad has been deleted. LOL. I find it fascinating how chic's profiles are deleted directly after their link and deeds are posted on here. It's as if someone on here tells them about them being posted on here and they delete their profiles immediately. I some how feel some jealous female on here is behind all this.

Fourth, when are you dudes going to actually write a review with some description of what happened during your session. Uhmm. "I just saw Lisa yesterday. She was fabulous, great body and even better ending. I will repeat". Dude, that is not a fucking review. That's like a teaser or a 1 minute movie preview. Why do you think when you post your "review" you have 5 different guys with follow up responses like, "How did her boobs look", "Did she let your touch her body", "Did she handjob you until the end or stopped as soon as you released", "How did her ass look", "Where is she located", "Did she look like the pics". I mean Jesus Christ dudes, write a falking review. Why do you think you have 6 different guys asking you all these questions about your "review". Sheesh. Next thing you know, we got a whole page of questions and answers for 1 frigging review when you should have wrote price, location, body, service description in your original review. Ridiculous.

I even entered a chic's name in the search box and saw 5 different guys talk about her and they weren't really saying shit. "She looks good", "I will repeat", "She left me feeling very happy". Guys, that's not a fucking review! That's why you have other guys asking questions about your review afterwards. That's because you didn't write a "descriptive review" in the first place. You just threw a few hints and clues here and there but you didn't really write shit. Also, stop with this freaking "pm me for more details". What the falk kind of shit is that? Write the whole frigging review on the board. Who the hell wants to pm you for a full review when you should have written it on the board in the 1st place.

And new guys, stop coming in here writing half a review with no links or contact info of the chic you reviewed and telling guys to pm you for more info. We all know exactly what your trying to do. Your trying to use that one and only half ass review you ever wrote, as trade bait for someone else's UTR. That's exactly what your doing. And that's exactly what a lot of you guys are doing when you tell guys to pm you for more of the review. Your trying to use that one and only half ass review to get someone to give you some contact info on their UTR. Your not slick. I hope none of you guys fall for it and give out a UTR to some half asser who only comes here looking to take, take and take some more.

Lastly, if you're new here, you need to get some clout and post some actual info before you try to host a gangbang or try to get into a gangbang or get video tapes of a gangbang or get UTR info or any info for that matter. What the hell are some of you dweebs thinking when you come on here with 4 post and try to host a gangbang. Like dude, who the fuck are you? Who is going to trust you with their money? Who is going to trust you with the security to make sure that everything is secure. Who is going to trust that your not some pimp trying to run game. The same with you unknowns coming on here asking to join gangbang parties and asking for UTR info. Like, who the fuck are you dude? Why would someone give you with 3 post information on a gangbang or UTR? Are your retarded?

I even have fools who claim their coming from out of town and pm me asking me for UTR info. Really? Are you kidding me? How do I know that your not some psycho killer from out of town or worse some cop looking for information. Get the fuck out of here. You guys need to come better than that. Get get some clout, post more and gain the trust of others before asking for sacred information. Nobody knows you.

[Ozymandias]

We've done a lot outside the parlor together. It's just that we have really good chemistry together.

Just get it out of your system. Take her on a trip or something; nothing like inescapable companionship to bring out the reality check.

I had a girl at Gold Spa "fall" for me (so kind of the reverse of your scenario, perhaps); that was the claim, anyway. She was an awesome fuck toy: spinner, A cups with long nipples, super tight body and totally smooth, hairless pussy with those puffy labia and the protruding lips skinny girls have, beautiful face ("Pinky" from Gold Spa, maybe late 90's or early 2000's? For regulars who might remember her). I paid to see her at the spa, and we fucked for free outside it, huge marathon sessions. Bare, you name it, and that girl could ride a dick, squatting over me and slowwwly lowering herself down so I could see my dick pull that vaginal meat in and out as she rode. Pure art.

Now, I had an actual SO (there is nothing more balancing in the hobby), so it was easier to resist her. She pressed hard though, to do "girlfriend" things, travel, etc. She finally offered to take ME to Bali. So we flew to Bali.

We basically fucked, ate and slept. Hardly a conversation to be had. She drank too much (I do not), she smoked (I do not), and she loved gambling (I do not). She loved to shop (I do not), and in fairness, she DID shop with her own money. It was a fun time, but I think put the kibosh on the romance part. We kept fucking when we came back, but she went to NYC eventually. The end.

I'd stick my dick in her in a heartbeat if she got in contact again (possible: I'm on Year 24 for my cell number, and I'll take it to the grave), because that shit was silky smooth, creamy, and tight. Assuming she's held up; she was maybe 22 then, so hard living may have caught up by now. Still, memories.

O.

[Petey1015]

Tried seeing my first, but it didn't help, even though we did BB Greek. There was another girl I was more attracted to but stopped seeing because she was mental. FS with her and she came and came.

She was mental, LOL! Are any of them normal?

BB Greek with a spa girl sounds like a unicorn, she must have been super mental to give that up.

[KingSlayer22]

The long awaited post surgery rehab is done and Shelby is back so get ready to come out and play next week! Keep why'all posted about this spinner pixie.

[Zipper34]

Until I found out she just wanted to take me to Vietnam to marry somebody so they could come to the USA Of A.

[Tarl66]

Unless you give them enough money to send home, you are unlikely to have them quit. They also want to quit, but need the money. Every one of these girls are doing this for money and 90% of the time they have to send some home- at that is why they are here in the first place. I'm not into becoming a welfare program for unknown people in China.

To extend these comment to questions about getting some 'free' takeout from the CAMP girls. This is what happens. If you start dating-hoping to get some take out, she is going to want something eventually-maybe marriage which really means citizenship / money. If not marriage, maybe move in which is also money. Some girls are better playing it than others, but you get nothing for free.

It's better to keep it upfront and mutually understood- this may thin the heard, but to your benefit. It may also help have fun quicker with a girl that is more legit. She may not provide extras at a store if she is trying to work you as a boyfriend-wants you to think she is a nice girl (maybe some are). Once you get that idea behind you, and you are nice and safe you may find she is open for some fun.

As others have said, have a couple of options and remember, no matter how well you think you know them, on any day they may go on permanent 'bacation' without notice.

All very true, good advice.

[Petey1015]

Very true. It's like an addiction.

Because they're just doing a job and getting paid, no emotions it's just work. NEXT!

[Tarl66]

What else has she done for you to for you to fall so deep? Taken you to visit her family? Invited you to her home and cooked for you?. Taken you to the Dr. S when you were sick?

If it's just sex then you might be in the wrong hobby. Alot of these girls will lie to you to keep your pockets open and alot of these girls are sex addicts that's why they are in this business. Keep in mind for everything she has done with you she has done with most of the guys here and fed the same line of how amazing it was the best she has ever had and how she trust you more then anyone else.

Here's another question? Are you giving her money, gifts? Then stop paying and see how far yall relationships goes. And OMG you guys are spoiling the hell outh some of these girls with your flowers and gifts its becoming ridiculous.

We've done a lot outside the parlor together. It's just that we have really good chemistry together.