Escort Reports

[Tom McAn]

I was perusing some of the ads on the USA Adult Classifieds site and came across this one. Check out the last photo in this ad. It's a bit blurry but beings with "must enjoy jail" followed by "clients will be arrested". Hasn't Uncle LEO got better things to do?

https://usaadultclassified.nl/ads/ma...want-11957659/

[One More Guy]

Saw her yesterday same location as Alexia. Looks like her pictures. Slender toned MILF with bolt on rack. Good conversation, excellent skills very accommodating. Here another 2 weeks will repeat.

https://adultsearch.com/maryland/bal...scorts/1385069

Saw Brianna yesterday based on the positive review from Carlos. He's right about the details.

She's an A+ provider. Clean place in downtown Baltimore. No upselling. DFK, COF, eager for multiples, dirty talk about her porn and personal escapades. She's legit, goes by Brianna Shay in porn and a ton of fun. I'd repeat in a heartbeat.

[Shock55]

So there are some decent reports on Bri (as I know her) in this thread and recently some bad ones under Ripoffs. I'd like to report that I've seen Bri several times and never been ripped off. Although I don't ever give the money till the fun has been had. The story I've gotten is that her cousin lives in the basement with her, but I believe it's her boyfriend based on other reports. I haven't seen her in a while, mostly because she does bare and there has been a few times where things didn's smell the best. She's nice and delivers the goods, but she isn't into it. It's basically about getting it done. She'll take lower fees than she asks for. I'd go just for the BJ if it was better, but it's just average at best. She'll do in a pinch. That's my 2 cents.

[PassionDweller]

Always had thought about about pulling the trigger, with her 130 upgrade, and at one point she offered Greek, but she really does look wretched, service levels or not, I just can't get over the way she looks. That is amuzing, she was insistent on NOT using, when I contacted her, truth be told.

How much did she want for greek? I have to admit, I'm very interested and disgusted at the same time. But you're right, she's past her prime.

[PassionDweller]

You said surprisingly clean (no foul kitty odors).

So did you eat her?

But that is on the menu!

[Noobalicious]

Yes, I was suppose to see her. Text all day. She was hard to keep track of. Finally agreed on a time and met at one of those dirty Rosedale Motels. Got to tge front door just for everything to go quiet. Nothing! No more text and a straight no show. Ignored my messages from there out.

I'll save you a search NB, I've seen Jessi 2 times bout a month or so a go, don't think she was a SW tells me she does this to make ends meet when work is slow, had some relationship problems involving kids and ended up there. Wonderful young lady, tall slim to skinny, with long legs, her skills where pretty darn good, her smile and attitude quickly put me at ease. Now she could clean a room every now and then, not full on dirty but close and very cluttered. If I was to be mean I would say her teeth need some help, all there and very clean and white, just crooked, but again her attitude makes up for it.

Thanks for the head's up from both of you! Saw her today and both of you were right.

Get a response a couple hours after texting, around midday. After that she was pretty responsive, eventually saying she's using phone via wi-fi / app. I may have gotten lucky on timing for an answer. Got the same story about kids & making ends meet while having a full-time job. However, "kids" could be a BF or roommate, and while she claimed no candy use I saw what appeared to be a fresh mark from hitting a vein on her pelvis (mark sat right on a vein). No matter, I'm not trying to be her new BF.

5'9" and who knows how many pounds but not a lot of them. I like super-skinny and she's it; SW or anorexic skinny, what they used to call "CCL" around here. At least one of her ad photos shows her from at least several years ago, so the candy has taken a toll. Again, no matter. I knew what I was looking for with her & got it.

Very pleasant in person. Agreed on donation which I gave up front (and don't always do) because she was easygoing & not rushed to get it in her hand. I also went well over our time, and she wasn't a clockwatcher. In fact, I was the only one to mention going over time. I gave her a tip because of time, her excellent attitude, and giving me everything I requested (nothing too crazy) without a question.

The only thing that might slow me from repeating is Rosedale is a hike for me. If you're looking for "slim-thick" or "PAWG" or "PHAT" this ain't your girl. If you're looking for a little shortie (closer to 5' this ain't your girl. If you're looking for a stick-figure ultra-thin girl with a good pussy that will do whatever you ask (YMMV, be nice & she's accommodating), this is your girl.

[MrMakers]

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/madison-...ltimore-297318

Average place west Baltimore. When I saw her up close realized that I've met her in RL but don't think she noticed. Didn't think she looked as good as pics, slightly older. Still good looking with a banging body. Very good conversationalist that gets you relaxed, decent massage, ribs through the position list while getting into it without the fake overacting. Ended up leaving after 45 minutes of the hour. Wouldn't repeat at $$$ hr, not just price, she just seems like a girl I could take home from fells with minimal effort. Maybe it's just me.

[UncleSammy96]

Saw her about a year ago, she used to look better, has that big ass mmmmmm. Looks like she is trying to be more upscale now, she was cool when I saw her.

Do you know if daty and / or dato was on the menu?

[UncleSammy96]

I recently saw Raven from Laurel. She is an older provider who is on the candy and is in bad shape. I decided to see Raven because I was really curious to find out what it was like to experience a smack head inside a crackhouse. And boy did I get what I asked for. But I have to say, it wasn't all bad.

The good:

She lives in a private residence in a decent area in Laurel.

She was really nice and surprisingly clean (no foul odors from the kitty).

The price was pretty good. It was only $80 for half an hour and she let me have two pops!

Offers BBBJ and GFE as advertised.

The bad:

Her place is a mess. Its like it got rampaged by a tornado several years ago and it was never repaired. The house smells awful and it will leave a horrid stench on your clothes.

Her BBBJ is too 'toothy. ' I had to ask her to be careful because her teeth were hurting junior.

She's in bad shape. Her speech is slurred, the drugs have her lethargic, and her body has some damage.

I have to say, she fulfilled my fantasy of being with a junkie inside a crack house. If you are a derranged lunatic like me, you might enjoy it. Plus, I got two pops for $80 and that's a bargain. Overall I won't repeat because my fantasy was fulfilled and now it's no longer a fantasy. On to greener pastures.

Link:

https://escortalligator.com.baltimor...27148959/Raven

You said surprisingly clean (no foul kitty odors).

So did you eat her?

[Indigo456]

I recently saw Raven from Laurel. She is an older provider who is on the candy and is in bad shape. I decided to see Raven because I was really curious to find out what it was like to experience a smack head inside a crackhouse. And boy did I get what I asked for. But I have to say, it wasn't all bad.

The good:

She lives in a private residence in a decent area in Laurel.

She was really nice and surprisingly clean (no foul odors from the kitty).

The price was pretty good. It was only $80 for half an hour and she let me have two pops!

Offers BBBJ and GFE as advertised.

The bad:

Her place is a mess. Its like it got rampaged by a tornado several years ago and it was never repaired. The house smells awful and it will leave a horrid stench on your clothes.

Her BBBJ is too 'toothy. ' I had to ask her to be careful because her teeth were hurting junior.

She's in bad shape. Her speech is slurred, the drugs have her lethargic, and her body has some damage.

I have to say, she fulfilled my fantasy of being with a junkie inside a crack house. If you are a derranged lunatic like me, you might enjoy it. Plus, I got two pops for $80 and that's a bargain. Overall I won't repeat because my fantasy was fulfilled and now it's no longer a fantasy. On to greener pastures.

Link:

https://escortalligator.com.baltimor...27148959/Raven

Always had thought about about pulling the trigger, with her 130 upgrade, and at one point she offered Greek, but she really does look wretched, service levels or not, I just can't get over the way she looks. That is amuzing, she was insistent on NOT using, when I contacted her, truth be told.

[PassionDweller]

I recently saw Raven from Laurel. She is an older provider who is on the candy and is in bad shape. I decided to see Raven because I was really curious to find out what it was like to experience a smack head inside a crackhouse. And boy did I get what I asked for. But I have to say, it wasn't all bad.

The good:

She lives in a private residence in a decent area in Laurel.

She was really nice and surprisingly clean (no foul odors from the kitty).

The price was pretty good. It was only $80 for half an hour and she let me have two pops!

Offers BBBJ and GFE as advertised.

The bad:

Her place is a mess. Its like it got rampaged by a tornado several years ago and it was never repaired. The house smells awful and it will leave a horrid stench on your clothes.

Her BBBJ is too 'toothy. ' I had to ask her to be careful because her teeth were hurting junior.

She's in bad shape. Her speech is slurred, the drugs have her lethargic, and her body has some damage.

I have to say, she fulfilled my fantasy of being with a junkie inside a crack house. If you are a derranged lunatic like me, you might enjoy it. Plus, I got two pops for $80 and that's a bargain. Overall I won't repeat because my fantasy was fulfilled and now it's no longer a fantasy. On to greener pastures.

Link:

https://escortalligator.com.baltimor...27148959/Raven

[JimmyJams]

I hear you, there was a couple of provider friends SW's in WPB, that also zonked out on me loni and Stephanie, maybe I just don't have it with in me to physically take advantage of a woman clearly half out of her mind and bordrlinedly raping her, not my style. Like I said, I had fun, maybe a wee bit too much, wouldn't see her again, it's her loss, not mine, better more consistent hunting out there elsewhere, but that's why this site is so terrific, we take our occasional hit and misses and share them, so that either you do, or you know well enough not to want to have to.

LOL! Man I can't take advantage of what was paid for and agreed on. That zonked out shit often is just a game because they are attempting to take advantage of you! Also sometimes they are giving you a green light where they don't have to participate. I've never had a high trick be upset and sometimes they really are totally unaware and try to leverage for more money / favors to fulfill their agreement. I just laugh, that's alright, I'm good.

I don't hang with party girls like that anymore, too much shit with them. I have NEVER partied with them except for facilitating a little. If I pay for a plate of food and am told I have to wait to eat it until they are ready for me to, they give me an opening to eat the food I paid for, I'm probably eating, especially if I'm hungry. 😁.

[HeyShooter]

Her donation, was spent on the meds, which I did partake in
After having waited and waited and smoked as much as I did, her putting the whole affair off just became fatiguing, so in effect, it just became a meet and greet with me essentially occupied entertaining myself getting pretty lit myself, I was asked once to go out on a $$ meds pickup run, and later on, just told her that I was not fit to drive, I had this huge migraine, think it was from having taken Viagra getting prepped for the act (upon arrival there, I was) she must have left over the course of the evening like maybe 4 times, if I recal, so I had the place to myself.

I know this game all too well shooter, with gals catacombing themselves in the bathroom, selfishly pumping H into their veins, keeling iver, zonking out even when I lived in Florida. There is absolutely zero reasoning with them once they selfishly are in that zone of getting lit.

So she would have just made more promises that she would not have been able to make good on, if I confronted her, I even asked if I was going to wind up being intimate with her that evening and she gives me this look " like are you kidding me", trust me when I tell you I didn't actually add anything into the till that night on meds, and actually wound up coming out way ahead, but I don't want to disclose my little rope a dope switch around in full detail, all I can say, is for the amount of money I spent, I personally self induged with the only learning leason of not seeing her again. She had a very fair skinned neice that came in and that also tricked, even she couldn't believe me that we didn't do anything with that passage of time. So basically I turned a lemon into lemonaide. No real argument, she had her fun, and so did I, only on my part, I might. Have over indulged. It's all good.
The one thing that really surprised me, is that she said she actually chooses to do this, conciously looking forward to chasing coke, and H, preffering this F'd up exsistence over a normalized life in phycology I think if I remember., It's a strange world.

I hear ya brother, thanks for the intel and update.

[Indigo456]

You should have slid her pants to her knees like they are in one of those pics and banged her ass like in a couple of those pics. You paid for it! Passed out bang and pop better than no pop. She wouldn't have gave a shit especially when more party favors hit the table.

I've been around party girls. If you partake at all, they feel their company is all you're paying for not the pop. I let them know watching you do yours does nothing for me, let's get to mine. 2 cents.

I hear you, there was a couple of provider friends SW's in WPB, that also zonked out on me loni and Stephanie, maybe I just don't have it with in me to physically take advantage of a woman clearly half out of her mind and bordrlinedly raping her, not my style. Like I said, I had fun, maybe a wee bit too much, wouldn't see her again, it's her loss, not mine, better more consistent hunting out there elsewhere, but that's why this site is so terrific, we take our occasional hit and misses and share them, so that either you do, or you know well enough not to want to have to.

[JimmyJams]

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Another hot mess, this one was an epic fail on impact, timewaster, die hard H addict, got to her spot, gave her a donation as and she wants to (as they all do go and blow it all on meds), she looks like her pics, just maybe a little older. Just as with the rest of these gals, they are fine until they start with that needle habit, as she leaves the bedroom and has her roomate helping her with shooting up. She later that same day, comes to the threshold of the bedroom and collapses, and falls asleep with her head between her legs. Probably like 2-3 hours pass, so in order to pass the time I am smoking the 8, I should have just left her there, I actually had one of my guys front me an additional 8, so that she could have some whenever she woke up. She kept apologizing saying how sorry she was once she did wake up, and aggressively ripped thru the 8, back to more H, going out on "free meds vigils" throughout the night, and due to having a major migraine, she offered for me to spend the night. Tried to get close to her this morning as the headache had disapated, she was really nasty about it, claiming she "let me stay the night" and that I had smoked the extra 8 mostly, that was not true, and then she said, and "now you want to have sex", that mindset was not able to be reasoned with, so I left.

How many times have we all travelled down the patience of waiting for an addict to get herself straight, it's her biz model, went ahead and just putting it out there about my experience with her. Maybe YMMV, by the way her spot is a pigpen, no bed, blankets sprawled out over the floor of a cluttered room, needles everywhere, lady H is her master now. Just a footnote, even though her pics alude to bb, she claims everything is covered.

You should have slid her pants to her knees like they are in one of those pics and banged her ass like in a couple of those pics. You paid for it! Passed out bang and pop better than no pop. She wouldn't have gave a shit especially when more party favors hit the table.

I've been around party girls. If you partake at all, they feel their company is all you're paying for not the pop. I let them know watching you do yours does nothing for me, let's get to mine. 2 cents.