Massage Parlor Reports

[Wally Wally]

Vy, miracle foot and two place in lake forest (across from best buy) all have dresses. Anywhere else I'm missing that's not full service? Always looking for girls willing to get half naked without having stds LOL.

[Lovergrrl]

Anyone remember Eva from Honey / Sapphire? Any idea if she's still working anywhere? Haven't seen her picture on IG in months.

I'm an Eva fan too. She would sometimes pop up on IG for the old Sapphire place in the last month or so, but I haven't seen her there either. I'm due for an HS visit soon so I'll ask Cathy where Eva went.

[AssChaser]

Hey all. I read the forum but found nothing about Surf City Massage in HB. Yelp says don't go there for exactly the reason why I might want to go there, and also, it's near my hotel. Intel appreciated. PM is fine. Thanks in advance.

These girls are from the now closed Alpha Massage which was on Beach next to ConRev. They're all Chinese.

They are legit in my experience. If someone else has had better luck than me, please, do tell.

If you're just looking for a great massage, this is the place. Amy is probably the strongest, but Niko (pronounced Neeko) is a very close second. If you're looking for a softer massage, go with Olivia.

$50 hr.

[RealSexyPanda]

Ok pals, long time lurker, time for me to chime in.


2. orchid in LF. Next to a dessert spot. Damage was 120? 40 hr and 80 BBBJ (apparently she gave me a discount). First place I've gotten to do BBBJ but it was a bit lousy. Massage was just ok. Name was eva I believe. Pretty clean and spacious place. She had humongous tits, biggest (F+ cup) I've seen in my life, not sure if natural but didn't feel fake? Cfs seems possible.

7. sakura. This my jam. Been here several times now and very consistent service with good massage technique and he. Only gripe is there are no rooms and only curtains so you are most likely going to hear fellow mongers if they are loud and he noise. 30+50/60 (depends who you get it seems). Aileen has d cups if anyone likes that. Gives you the full hour. Only he.

May try FC later.

Which sakura? Quite a few with that name in OC.

Also Eva is a major prude. All show no go, so consider the discount a break. She's very flaky as of the last year, but the rest of the team there sometimes has a diamond in the rough.

[Stimuland]

Anyone remember Eva from Honey / Sapphire? Any idea if she's still working anywhere? Haven't seen her picture on IG in months.

[Wireless91910]

Too Lazy,

Thanks for the info, but performance is not the issue, it's finishing. In my early teen's if the wind blew, I would blow my load. Not it takes a lot of concentration to get to finish line. After ready all the reviews over the years, I guess it's a good problem to have. It's rare that I get that "I finished too quickly" moment.

Start weight lifting. Not only will you look sexy nekkid, the body will have to produce more testosterone rebuilding the muscle. Add some interval runs, sprints for stamina. If that fails, might I recommend cialis?

You're welcome.

[HowdyDoody32]

With all the BB, hole hopping, I'm sure not everyone is 100% clean. Another well known BB provider in Westminster passed along Chlamydia to a fellow monger.

My chick was a nurse and one day she came home and said some dude with herpes came in and flat out told the doc his only goal in life now is to spread the joy!

[OCPlayer]

This is at Sapphire Spa?

Also, what do you think of the providers at GTDS?

Krystal is not at GTDS any more but at new Sapphire as others have mentioned. Kat is still there some days. GTDS has mostly Latinas in their mid twenties. They do have one Asian mix that I know of. I didn't catch her name but super cute. I will report back on that one if she is good. Their massages are typically not great but not horrible either. Most ladies I have seen there are 7 and above on traditional scale. Julia is my recommendation there. She is a knockout though in her mid thirties. Privacy here is a big plus. Negative is that sometimes they open later than their posted hours. Got burned on that twice.

[TooLazy]

Krystal moves around, so don't worry about the name of the MP, just friend her on IG and when you book she'll tell you where she is.

What's her Insta?

[AsianPussy]

First of all thank you to you and all the other frat brothers of the royal society of mongers. I hope this post doesn't get deleted. I'm not trying to be argumentative.

I love the fabulous anecdotal accounts full of splendid details, my only request is please, include the name of the MP, give a url, or some method of contact, hell, I'll take google coordinates at this point; but that will make it so much less confusing when I try to find Kyrstal, as I'm sure there are other Krystals around.

Plus let's be honest, my handle is TooLazy, I should have made it TooFuckingLazy. After going back 3-5 pages of history looking for Krystal, or Kat, or Crystal, or Diane, or insert name of hottie here; I tend to give up and go drink orange juice.

Krystal moves around, so don't worry about the name of the MP, just friend her on IG and when you book she'll tell you where she is.

[AsianPussy]

Those are not photos of her. She is older but still hot.

She isn't that old, I think 30-35 at the most, and def very hot.

[City Slicker]

Which photo is her? Just trying to find out what she looks like.

Those are not photos of her. She is older but still hot.

[City Slicker]

My suggestion is to stop being so lazy because we are not in the habit of posting URL's or any other types of direct info here. Anything worth knowing is worth digging in and searching for. That's just part of the quirky fun here. In fact most valuable intel is shared thru PM's. That's how this non-brother usually does it.

Lovergrrl. You are the best and we are glad to have you (girl) here! I've traded PMs with you before and didn't even realize your gender. So refreshing to know. Happy hunting.

City.

[Lovergrrl]

First of all thank you to you and all the other frat brothers of the royal society of mongers. I hope this post doesn't get deleted. I'm not trying to be argumentative.

I love the fabulous anecdotal accounts full of splendid details, my only request is please, include the name of the MP, give a url, or some method of contact, hell, I'll take google coordinates at this point; but that will make it so much less confusing when I try to find Kyrstal, as I'm sure there are other Krystals around.

Plus let's be honest, my handle is TooLazy, I should have made it TooFuckingLazy. After going back 3-5 pages of history looking for Krystal, or Kat, or Crystal, or Diane, or insert name of hottie here; I tend to give up and go drink orange juice.

My suggestion is to stop being so lazy because we are not in the habit of posting URL's or any other types of direct info here. Anything worth knowing is worth digging in and searching for. That's just part of the quirky fun here. In fact most valuable intel is shared thru PM's. That's how this non-brother usually does it.

[Mondo72]

That's supposed to be lower case I, and no apostrophe.

Lift Her Up.

Hey Lift,

An FYI, there is a button at the bottom of the post that after uploading your post you can redo or make changes to it for about an hour. It's called, "edit post"

You are welcome.

Mondo.