Massage Parlor Reports

**Walker333** · 12-10-18 15:30

Originally Posted by ApplePiePussy [View Original Post]

This has been my experience as well. Along with massive upcharges. They just don't offer a comparable experience to AMPs or EMPs.

Personally I didn't notice big difference in cleanness because some of the AMP are also pretty filthy, but quality of massage at LMP is much lower in general, although prices are always higher. On the other side LMT are always younger and attractive, moreover FS is available more often at LMP.

**ApplePiePussy** · 12-10-18 14:24

Originally Posted by RonJeremysNuts [View Original Post]

My biggest issue with them has been the filthiness of the rooms.

This has been my experience as well. Along with massive upcharges. They just don't offer a comparable experience to AMPs or EMPs.

**LatinPoker** · 12-10-18 13:13

Originally Posted by DynoJr [View Original Post]

Not to say that others may have gotten the untranslated, but I'm pretty sure she only does covered.

In my visits (a looooong time ago), she didn't waste time throwing the cover on as well.

**PhilMendel** · 12-10-18 12:28

Originally Posted by SpartanKY [View Original Post]

Terrible luck lately. Might as well warn you all:

* Princess Latina Spa: Drew Emily. She was pretty, but zero extras on the table. Could be worth it if you want a just-below-average massage from a pretty girl capable of making okay conversation. But if you want a good massage or extras, look elsewhere.

* Divine Dolls: Drew Jaida, their new Dominican girl. She smelled terrible. Definitely not repeating, she had a flabby body and B. O. That would gag a corpse.

* SXL: Got mama-san. This old lady looks like she wasn't just hit with the ugly stick, seems like she was hit with the whole damn ugly tree sometime back in the 1940's. Massage was 6/10.

Not going back to any of these places. If anyone knows anywhere with great latinas, please PM me.

Spartan. I've been to SXL on 4 or 5 occasions. Always had a good experience with a cute young girl. Looks like bad timing for you getting the mamasan. Try again. If Mamasan is the only option walk out and tell her you want another girl. Easy as that.

I can't comment on the other places; but thanks for the intel.

**AssLover0** · 12-10-18 11:59

Originally Posted by MidwestGuy [View Original Post]

Hi all,

I went to East west massage a couple of months ago. I saw Audrina. At least that's what I think her name was. She was a petite young-ish AMP girl. She gave a great massage. She allowed roaming. I opted for FS for 160. That was on top of the 60 entry fee. Sorry guys but I am a newbie. I know I paid too much and will be more careful. She was great. Everything covered for BJ and FS. One pop. I would recommend her, but obviously talk her down a bit.

Thanks.

Midwestguy.

For a quality FS that's not bad. The first time I got a FS at an AMP I just ponied up the 300 first offer on top of the 60 door fee cause I didn't know how the game worked. To be fair that was in Atlanta and probably the best FS I've ever gotten and IMO worth ever penny. But I digress, your off to a good start.

**DynoJr** · 12-10-18 09:16

Originally Posted by Mongger [View Original Post]

Does she offer BBBJ?

Not to say that others may have gotten the untranslated, but I'm pretty sure she only does covered.

**CityRat** · 12-10-18 08:43

Originally Posted by Samperkins420 [View Original Post]

Can you share some details re: who was busted?

Also curious about further details please.

**RonJeremysNuts** · 12-10-18 08:07

Originally Posted by SpartanKY [View Original Post]

Terrible luck lately.

Thanks for the report Spartan. I've visited many of the Latina MPs in Chicago over the years and never found one that was even remotely close to the AMPs. Sometimes the girls aren't bad, but rarely do they speak English. They always negotiate and want way more than Asians. You have to speak good Spanish to try the LMPs. My biggest issue with them has been the filthiness of the rooms. I love Latina women and would love to find a clean spot with nice sexy girls. Would appreciate any info, please PM.

**MidwestGuy** · 12-10-18 07:46

Hi all,

I went to East west massage a couple of months ago. I saw Audrina. At least that's what I think her name was. She was a petite young-ish AMP girl. She gave a great massage. She allowed roaming. I opted for FS for 160. That was on top of the 60 entry fee. Sorry guys but I am a newbie. I know I paid too much and will be more careful. She was great. Everything covered for BJ and FS. One pop. I would recommend her, but obviously talk her down a bit.

Thanks.

Midwestguy.

**LatinPoker** · 12-10-18 06:42

Originally Posted by DynoJr [View Original Post]

She was my first non AMP experience, which was 7 years ago at this point. She used the same pics then. So there is a chance she may be a total cow now but for her asking price there isn't much risk in trying. I remember she had a very sarcastic personality, much more conversational than Rina.

Totally true, for the price of admission, you can't really go wrong (and you're totally spot on about her sarcastic / smart ass personality! Next time I'm in the area I may give her a call.

**Mongger** · 12-10-18 02:36

Originally Posted by DynoJr [View Original Post]

Last time I saw cans that nice it was on Hailey, who everyone wishes was still here. Eden (can be found on Rs avs has some nice ones and gives more but right now she is well West of ohare. She mentioned on Twitter that she might move back into the city.

Does she offer BBBJ?

**Mongger** · 12-10-18 02:24

Originally Posted by SpartanKY [View Original Post]

Terrible luck lately. Might as well warn you all:

* Princess Latina Spa: Drew Emily. She was pretty, but zero extras on the table. Could be worth it if you want a just-below-average massage from a pretty girl capable of making okay conversation. But if you want a good massage or extras, look elsewhere.

* Divine Dolls: Drew Jaida, their new Dominican girl. She smelled terrible. Definitely not repeating, she had a flabby body and B. O. That would gag a corpse.

* SXL: Got mama-san. This old lady looks like she wasn't just hit with the ugly stick, seems like she was hit with the whole damn ugly tree sometime back in the 1940's. Massage was 6/10.

Not going back to any of these places. If anyone knows anywhere with great latinas, please PM me.

Sorry you had such a shitty experience but thanks for making me laugh.

**Dreamer99** · 12-10-18 00:05

Originally Posted by SpartanKY [View Original Post]

Terrible luck lately. Might as well warn you all:

* Princess Latina Spa: Drew Emily. She was pretty, but zero extras on the table. Could be worth it if you want a just-below-average massage from a pretty girl capable of making okay conversation. But if you want a good massage or extras, look elsewhere.

* Divine Dolls: Drew Jaida, their new Dominican girl. She smelled terrible. Definitely not repeating, she had a flabby body and B. O. That would gag a corpse.

* SXL: Got mama-san. This old lady looks like she wasn't just hit with the ugly stick, seems like she was hit with the whole damn ugly tree sometime back in the 1940's. Massage was 6/10.

Not going back to any of these places. If anyone knows anywhere with great latinas, please PM me.

Thanks for your report. It sucks that you struck out thrice. I wanted to try out Princess Latina Spa as some of the previous reports were encouraging. Will avoid for now.

I'm also looking for good latina places.

**SpartanKY** · 12-09-18 22:17

Terrible luck lately. Might as well warn you all:

* Princess Latina Spa: Drew Emily. She was pretty, but zero extras on the table. Could be worth it if you want a just-below-average massage from a pretty girl capable of making okay conversation. But if you want a good massage or extras, look elsewhere.

* Divine Dolls: Drew Jaida, their new Dominican girl. She smelled terrible. Definitely not repeating, she had a flabby body and B. O. That would gag a corpse.

* SXL: Got mama-san. This old lady looks like she wasn't just hit with the ugly stick, seems like she was hit with the whole damn ugly tree sometime back in the 1940's. Massage was 6/10.

Not going back to any of these places. If anyone knows anywhere with great latinas, please PM me.