Massage Parlor Reports

[Kijimuna]

Thank you RR and Happy for the feedback. Your points are valid and well received, and a nice segue to my first contribution here.

Last week I dreamt that I decided to visit a certain Thai provider recently mentioned here, whose name begins with "are". There's a linked ad a few pages back in this forum, but her pictures do her no justice. In my dream she was perfectly stunning, and from casual conversation my math puts her around 27, tho she doesn't really look a day over 19.

The dream was vivid and here are the details as I recall.

Scheduling a breeze via text.

Easy to find large apartment building in shirlington.

Appears to live alone and operates as fully independent.

Well educated, good English and been in country a few yrs.

$. 25 hr for good massage standard nova finish.

Opted for the only available menu upgrade, which was topless for 3 jacksons (poor value but her perfectly enhanced rack was irresistible this time).

Rather mechanical and no real connection was made, which could be attributed to any number of things I suppose. That said she was rather sweet and talkative.

This young lady is exactly my type from a physical appearance perspective, and conveniently located for me. Unfortunately tho, I think I'll shop around before repeating. Prefer a little more on the menu. That's not to say I won't repeat, she's just too pretty not to.

Side note here. She mentioned that since the BP shutdown her earnings have dropped over 50%. Compounding that hardship, she lost nearly everything in cryptocurrency investments.

LOL, why not just say Reya? She wouldn't care if you gave her a positive review.

[HighwayGuy]

Thank you RR and Happy for the feedback. Your points are valid and well received, and a nice segue to my first contribution here.

Last week I dreamt that I decided to visit a certain Thai provider recently mentioned here, whose name begins with "are". There's a linked ad a few pages back in this forum, but her pictures do her no justice. In my dream she was perfectly stunning, and from casual conversation my math puts her around 27, tho she doesn't really look a day over 19.

The dream was vivid and here are the details as I recall.

Scheduling a breeze via text.

Easy to find large apartment building in shirlington.

Appears to live alone and operates as fully independent.

Well educated, good English and been in country a few yrs.

$. 25 hr for good massage standard nova finish.

Opted for the only available menu upgrade, which was topless for 3 jacksons (poor value but her perfectly enhanced rack was irresistible this time).

Rather mechanical and no real connection was made, which could be attributed to any number of things I suppose. That said she was rather sweet and talkative.

This young lady is exactly my type from a physical appearance perspective, and conveniently located for me. Unfortunately tho, I think I'll shop around before repeating. Prefer a little more on the menu. That's not to say I won't repeat, she's just too pretty not to.

Side note here. She mentioned that since the BP shutdown her earnings have dropped over 50%. Compounding that hardship, she lost nearly everything in cryptocurrency investments.

[Happy Guy 2]

HighwayGuy, Not sure if you really popped your cherry. Everything has been said on the forum by others. You have provided no real new intel on anything worthwhile. You could be real or NOT. As others mentioned, you have a long way to go, especially if you have been reading for so long as you said, . You know the game rules. Agree with RR that you have a lot to go to prove you are in this game to play, or, just playing our game to some other end?

Just can't believe you lurked for so long without contributing and then expect any cred after reading all the cred discussions. Join and contribute and we all in the long run should benefit and enjoy the ride.

As a Start, If you do have experiences with independents, using them as references should help you possibly get into one of the agencies with out giving out any personal info. Even if you have a burner phone, which you should by now, the number might register you and good or bad in the online reference checking that some of the providers / agencies use.

Good Luck,

Happy Guy 2.

Hello all. This isn't a report per se, but rather a long overdue hello. As a VA native, I've been a hobbyist in the area since my early 20's, some 25 yrs ago. In recent weeks I've wanted to DM a couple of gents for intel, but held back knowing that with zero posts I just don't have any cred. I've been lurking on this board for as long as I can remember and am very grateful for all the intel gleaned here in my home city and when I've been on the road.

Wanted to lay out some of my dreams over the years in an effort to hopefully build a little board cred right out of the gate. Oftentimes when I wake up in the morning I can't even recall the dream details I just woke from, but here's a list of unforgettable dreams I've had over the yrs.

Royal Palace back in the day. What a gem that place was.

Some joint up MacArthur Blvd with parking in the rear (can't recall the name). Loved this place as it was one of the only places in this area that ever offered me lineup.

HWC in Woodbridge. If that place offered frequent flyer miles, I would've had serious status.

Some place in Woodbridge next to and above octopus garden. Kinda meh as I recall.

Some joint up old bridge once called Magic something or the other. Only went once or twice and was quite impressed.

TK in Springfield. Total meh.

Franconia Wellness a few years ago. Unimpressed.

ST top notch dreams tho wish the therapists were a little more to my liking. Ie younger and prettier.

Angel Therapy. Only place I've been dreaming of lately. Coco and Ivy are top shelf.

Clifton farmhouse. Once was enough, I'll leave it at that.

Chinese crapshoot off 28 in Centreville. Once was enough. Too much even.

Tattooed Stephanie in Centreville a few hrs ago. She was fantastic. Wish she were still around.

I can tell you without a doubt, I've forgotten dreams about more places I've been to than the ones I've recalled here. I really have a thing for Asian women.

I've also dreamt of numerous independent providers over the yrs, tho I've mostly dreamt of AMP.

I say all that to say this. I'm wanting to find a couple of independents, preferably Thai or Latina that I can see with some regularity. Dreamt of one of the young Thai ladies mentioned here the other day, and while her youthful, stunning good looks and great English were right up my alley, the limited menu offering isn't ideal. If only she had a twin with a wild side and more open minded, I'd go broke.

I'm not married, but value discretion for professional reasons. This has prevented me from going thru the whole verification process with the K agencies, otherwise I would've done that long ago. If anyone has any recommendations on youthful independents that have an extended menu offering, I'd been forever grateful if you PM'd me.

Now that I've popped my contributor cherry, I intend to poke my head in here from time to time and share any future interesting dreams that I might have.

[Roamin Roman]

Hello all. This isn't a report per se, but rather a long overdue hello. As a VA native, I've been a hobbyist in the area since my early 20's, some 25 yrs ago. In recent weeks I've wanted to DM a couple of gents for intel, but held back knowing that with zero posts I just don't have any cred. I've been lurking on this board for as long as I can remember and am very grateful for all the intel gleaned here in my home city and when I've been on the road.

Wanted to lay out some of my dreams over the years in an effort to hopefully build a little board cred right out of the gate. Oftentimes when I wake up in the morning I can't even recall the dream details I just woke from, but here's a list of unforgettable dreams I've had over the yrs.

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I say all that to say this. I'm wanting to find a couple of independents, preferably Thai or Latina that I can see with some regularity. Dreamt of one of the young Thai ladies mentioned here the other day, and while her youthful, stunning good looks and great English were right up my alley, the limited menu offering isn't ideal. If only she had a twin with a wild side and more open minded, I'd go broke.

I'm not married, but value discretion for professional reasons. This has prevented me from going thru the whole verification process with the K agencies, otherwise I would've done that long ago. If anyone has any recommendations on youthful independents that have an extended menu offering, I'd been forever grateful if you PM'd me.

Now that I've popped my contributor cherry, I intend to poke my head in here from time to time and share any future interesting dreams that I might have.

Welcome to the Forum, HG. Reading your inaugural post gives me a mixed felling of nostalgia and melancholy. Nostalgia, because of some of the places you mentioned. Melancholy, because of all the wasted opportunities you had over that time to build up a substantial amount of "board cred", instead nearly wasted here. While I won't gainsay your claims, long-time members here could be forgiven if they were to believe that someone claiming to be a "long-time lurker" had instead merely mined this forum in order to post that "portfolio" of experiences. Hence, my feeling of sadness for you. You've indeed "popped your contributor cherry," but you've gained zero board cred from it.

I understand your professional situation, as well as your hesitation with regard to the agencies' verification processes (something in which I refuse to participate). Still, without any real posting history irrespective of the memories you shared, you'll likely find it difficult to get many replies to your query. No one really knows who you are and, as a result, will be reluctant to share intel with you. So, rather than "poking your head in here from time to time," regular participation (with useful info) will be much more likely to get you the sort of info you seek. I'm not telling you to participate, but only saying that doing so has distinct advantages over lurking, as you perhaps now understand.

My recommendations: (1) Do some research, both here and on other platforms, to find potential candidates. (2) Select one or two, based on your research, and visit them. (3) Post a report of your findings, whether good, bad, or just meh. (4) Repeat this process, all the while doing more research (including the general guidance that many members have shared), and you'll earn acceptance fairly quickly amongst the membership here.

[Roamin Roman]

Not the first time this has happened with me at an AMP south of the river. Run of the mill AMP known for Standard NoVA, located close to the Beltway. A therapist I've seen a couple times before, and not one you'd necessarily choose from a line up. Recognizes me, says "Long time, honey." Thorough TS, good solid massage, and arousing tease. Removes her top at the flip. Then, after a momentary pause (as if wondering whether she should), strips completely, climbs onto the table, straddles my waist, and leans forward to allow access to her nipples. Meanwhile, she's gyrating her hips close to junior. This goes on for a couple minutes while I nurse. As she turns for the oil, I ask if she wants a 'kiss'. "Okay," comes the reply. DATY ensues for a minute; then I deploy a small vibe I had with me. Deep breath, head rises from the pillow, moans, head falls back to the pillow, orgasm. Then, a second, followed by a third. Head rises again from pillow, a faint "Feels good," and head falls back to the pillow. By now, my hands are fully on her tits while continuing DATY. Then, a pant and a faint "Ready, honey" and a tug at my elbows. No cover, no objection, no resistance. Her knees way back, I'm now fully engaged in BBFS with this average-looking, 30-something therapist with whom I was just planning a Standard NoVA finish. Very wet inside and reasonably tight. Some writhing. Thrusts her hips back and forth, then raises her hips and lower back up and freezes before relaxing. I last about 30 seconds longer, then pull out and erupt. Clean up, dress, and hug. Shows me to the exit with "Thank you, honey. See you soon?". I'm wondering if I should go back, and how soon.

This is a truncated synopsis of events at an AMP visit last week (with names and location withheld to respect the girl and the AMP). As I said, this isn't the first time this has happened with me at an AMP during the past 5 months. My point is, FS is "available" in NoVA, if conditions are right. Getting those conditions to align is part of when and how you proceed.

[Miketastic69]

River spa (happy river spa) in centervolle. The place up old bridge was magical touch next to the tattoo parlor. I'm interested to know in your travails, have you found any FS nova places still up and running? Let's exchange PMs.

Hello all. This isn't a report per se, but rather a long overdue hello. As a VA native, I've been a hobbyist in the area since my early 20's, some 25 yrs ago. In recent weeks I've wanted to DM a couple of gents for intel, but held back knowing that with zero posts I just don't have any cred. I've been lurking on this board for as long as I can remember and am very grateful for all the intel gleaned here in my home city and when I've been on the road.

Wanted to lay out some of my dreams over the years in an effort to hopefully build a little board cred right out of the gate. Oftentimes when I wake up in the morning I can't even recall the dream details I just woke from, but here's a list of unforgettable dreams I've had over the yrs.

Royal Palace back in the day. What a gem that place was.

Some joint up MacArthur Blvd with parking in the rear (can't recall the name). Loved this place as it was one of the only places in this area that ever offered me lineup.

HWC in Woodbridge. If that place offered frequent flyer miles, I would've had serious status.

Some place in Woodbridge next to and above octopus garden. Kinda meh as I recall.

Some joint up old bridge once called Magic something or the other. Only went once or twice and was quite impressed.

TK in Springfield. Total meh.

Franconia Wellness a few years ago. Unimpressed.

ST top notch dreams tho wish the therapists were a little more to my liking. Ie younger and prettier.

Angel Therapy. Only place I've been dreaming of lately. Coco and Ivy are top shelf.

Clifton farmhouse. Once was enough, I'll leave it at that.

Chinese crapshoot off 28 in Centreville. Once was enough. Too much even.

Tattooed Stephanie in Centreville a few hrs ago. She was fantastic. Wish she were still around.

I can tell you without a doubt, I've forgotten dreams about more places I've been to than the ones I've recalled here. I really have a thing for Asian women.

I've also dreamt of numerous independent providers over the yrs, tho I've mostly dreamt of AMP.

I say all that to say this. I'm wanting to find a couple of independents, preferably Thai or Latina that I can see with some regularity. Dreamt of one of the young Thai ladies mentioned here the other day, and while her youthful, stunning good looks and great English were right up my alley, the limited menu offering isn't ideal. If only she had a twin with a wild side and more open minded, I'd go broke.

I'm not married, but value discretion for professional reasons. This has prevented me from going thru the whole verification process with the K agencies, otherwise I would've done that long ago. If anyone has any recommendations on youthful independents that have an extended menu offering, I'd been forever grateful if you PM'd me.

Now that I've popped my contributor cherry, I intend to poke my head in here from time to time and share any future interesting dreams that I might have.

[Mustang946]

Tao Massage is the closest to King Street. You don't have to walk on the middle divider of Duke Street, as the previous post seems to imply. There is a sidewalk on the eastbound side of Duke street. Within short driving distance are Eden Spa (Beauregard and Duke) and the cluster along Franconia Road: M&M wellness, Franconia wellness, Jing, QQ Spa, Hera, and New Paradise.

Jing is now named King plus it has been remodeled to include a pretty nice table shower. If you liked Coco / Linda at Angels, you'll like her as Sissy / Cissy at King. Same phone number.

[HighwayGuy]

Hello all. This isn't a report per se, but rather a long overdue hello. As a VA native, I've been a hobbyist in the area since my early 20's, some 25 yrs ago. In recent weeks I've wanted to DM a couple of gents for intel, but held back knowing that with zero posts I just don't have any cred. I've been lurking on this board for as long as I can remember and am very grateful for all the intel gleaned here in my home city and when I've been on the road.

Wanted to lay out some of my dreams over the years in an effort to hopefully build a little board cred right out of the gate. Oftentimes when I wake up in the morning I can't even recall the dream details I just woke from, but here's a list of unforgettable dreams I've had over the yrs.

Royal Palace back in the day. What a gem that place was.

Some joint up MacArthur Blvd with parking in the rear (can't recall the name). Loved this place as it was one of the only places in this area that ever offered me lineup.

HWC in Woodbridge. If that place offered frequent flyer miles, I would've had serious status.

Some place in Woodbridge next to and above octopus garden. Kinda meh as I recall.

Some joint up old bridge once called Magic something or the other. Only went once or twice and was quite impressed.

TK in Springfield. Total meh.

Franconia Wellness a few years ago. Unimpressed.

ST top notch dreams tho wish the therapists were a little more to my liking. Ie younger and prettier.

Angel Therapy. Only place I've been dreaming of lately. Coco and Ivy are top shelf.

Clifton farmhouse. Once was enough, I'll leave it at that.

Chinese crapshoot off 28 in Centreville. Once was enough. Too much even.

Tattooed Stephanie in Centreville a few hrs ago. She was fantastic. Wish she were still around.

I can tell you without a doubt, I've forgotten dreams about more places I've been to than the ones I've recalled here. I really have a thing for Asian women.

I've also dreamt of numerous independent providers over the yrs, tho I've mostly dreamt of AMP.

I say all that to say this. I'm wanting to find a couple of independents, preferably Thai or Latina that I can see with some regularity. Dreamt of one of the young Thai ladies mentioned here the other day, and while her youthful, stunning good looks and great English were right up my alley, the limited menu offering isn't ideal. If only she had a twin with a wild side and more open minded, I'd go broke.

I'm not married, but value discretion for professional reasons. This has prevented me from going thru the whole verification process with the K agencies, otherwise I would've done that long ago. If anyone has any recommendations on youthful independents that have an extended menu offering, I'd been forever grateful if you PM'd me.

Now that I've popped my contributor cherry, I intend to poke my head in here from time to time and share any future interesting dreams that I might have.

[HighwayGuy]

Hello all. This isn't a report per se, but rather a long overdue hello. As a VA native, I've been a hobbyist in the area since my early 20's, some 25 yrs ago. In recent weeks I've wanted to DM a couple of gents for intel, but held back knowing that with zero posts I just don't have any cred. I've been lurking on this board for as long as I can remember and am very grateful for all the intel gleaned here in my home city and when I've been on the road.

Wanted to lay out some of my dreams over the years in an effort to hopefully build a little board cred right out of the gate. Oftentimes when I wake up in the morning I can't even recall the dream details I just woke from, but here's a list of unforgettable dreams I've had over the yrs.

Royal Palace back in the day. What a gem that place was.

Some joint up MacArthur Blvd with parking in the rear (can't recall the name). Loved this place as it was one of the only places in this area that ever offered me lineup.

HWC in Woodbridge. If that place offered frequent flyer miles, I would've had serious status.

Some place in Woodbridge next to and above octopus garden. Kinda meh as I recall.

Some joint up old bridge once called Magic something or the other. Only went once or twice and was quite impressed.

TK in Springfield. Total meh.

Franconia Wellness a few years ago. Unimpressed.

ST top notch dreams tho wish the therapists were a little more to my liking. Ie younger and prettier.

Angel Therapy. Only place I've been dreaming of lately. Coco and Ivy are top shelf.

Clifton farmhouse. Once was enough, I'll leave it at that.

Chinese crapshoot off 28 in Centreville. Once was enough. Too much even.

Tattooed Stephanie in Centreville a few hrs ago. She was fantastic. Wish she were still around.

I can tell you without a doubt, I've forgotten dreams about more places I've been to than the ones I've recalled here. I really have a thing for Asian women.

I've also dreamt of numerous independent providers over the yrs, tho I've mostly dreamt of AMP.

I say all that to say this. I'm wanting to find a couple of independents, preferably Thai or Latina that I can see with some regularity. Dreamt of one of the young Thai ladies mentioned here the other day, and while her youthful, stunning good looks and great English were right up my alley, the limited menu offering isn't ideal. If only she had a twin with a wild side and more open minded, I'd go broke.

I'm not married, but value discretion for professional reasons. This has prevented me from going thru the whole verification process with the K agencies, otherwise I would've done that long ago. If anyone has any recommendations on youthful independents that have an extended menu offering, I'd been forever grateful if you PM'd me.

Now that I've popped my contributor cherry, I intend to poke my head in here from time to time and share any future interesting dreams that I might have.

[Serpico99]

Oldboomer, your inbox is full. Trying to send you a pm. Thanks.

[Whistles]

The websites of a couple of my favorites, Butterfly and Memory, have gone dormant. No reply today from the numbers I have. Anybody know if anything happened to them?

They're by far the best places where I'm verified. (I'm also verified at some places where the quality is not as high.) I'll have to start at square one with other top groups if BL&MS are gone.

PMs are welcome if info's not for public consumption.

Thanks. -W.

[Kijimuna]

Part 2 to my response, if you look at the post history of the original poster he (she?) seems to be a promoter for the various providers in the area and I suspect is an insider helping to increase traffic. I don't mind it at all. He has been on top of the new stuff.

You are right, all of his posts are the same. Obvious shill.

[Bmoredocta]

That's a reasonable $ with the lower house fee. Anything above $ . 4 too much IMO for that service.

Thanks for the advice. I wasn't exactly sure what was a fair price for a CBJ since it was my first time, but now I know.

[Pbarber307]

Happy holidays!

With a new line of work, I will soon be hurling myself to new locations. As I live up here in Balt. I have to once again get used to daily travel to / from Alexandria....

Tao Massage is the closest to King Street. You don't have to walk on the middle divider of Duke Street, as the previous post seems to imply. There is a sidewalk on the eastbound side of Duke street. Within short driving distance are Eden Spa (Beauregard and Duke) and the cluster along Franconia Road: M&M wellness, Franconia wellness, Jing, QQ Spa, Hera, and New Paradise.

[Madness322]

Looks like this place just opened. How did you guys get all these intels? It is not even on rubmaps yet.

Actually I found it there this morning. Listed under Herndon, no picture just a listing. Also says $80 on RM. Like I said the original poster has been posting alerts about new places in the area this year making me think He / she is an insider with a motivation to push business. I don't have a problem with that. Maybe the person contracted to put together the web sites? Both K&J and now Spa 11 had websites the day they opened, both had positive reviews the first week from the OP. I like K&J, left happy three times since opening. A little bit of Nuru goes a long way.