Massage Parlor Reports

[NotSoOld]

I'm new to this, but I was thinking about going to AMP for couple months. Is there any good ones in chicago? I checked rubmaps but I don't have premium.

Seriously, I can't tell what kind of experience you are looking to have. Everybody is different and looks for different things and has different price sensitivity for what they want. My best suggestion is 1) Go back for several months in the forum here and read it (also known as "RTFF" -- see the "Abbreviations" tab, above). Then try something out that sounds good to you and report your experience back here. Forum etiquette is that newbies should contribute information and knowledge to the forum before expecting to get detailed answers to questions. Don't just come on here and ask questions -- contribute. 2) Pay for a month or two premium subscription to Rubmaps and read up on the reports there (understanding that some reports should be taken with a grain of salt). Try out a few spas that sound like they have what you are looking for. Then contribute a report, both on Rubmaps and here.

Good luck!

[Booey230]

12/01/2018 Saturday morning, actually was looking for 2994 that a follow monger mentioned in Asian apartment section, anyway decided to give a try since it was early am was raining hard, ring door bell older mamasan answer door paid massage fee lead me to a room, waited fro about 5 minutes before middle age thick Asian lady come in, she was not attractive 10 to 01 I give her a 6 she does an OK poor massage a lot of rubbing from toe to back not really massage, well on the flip, she told to turn over, and walk out of the room, then another middle age Asian come into the room lock door behind her, she pointed out to my stuff signaling a motion of her hand going up, and down, she quoted me. 06 for L1, then. 08 topless went for the. 06, this pl; ace kind of smells inside, here come the good part that I want you to inform all of my fellow monger be careful out there. On my way out I had parked my car about 30 feet on the street curb side, I notice a car that look like a squad car but not Chicago pd, as soon as I pull out, notice it was a sheriff squad car, drove around the block and sure enough the sheriff patrol car was parked right in front of the spa nobody inside the car.

Wait, you went to ruby spa on archer and the sheriff was lurking?

[Elpatron]

12/01/2018 Saturday morning, actually was looking for 2994 that a follow monger mentioned in Asian apartment section, anyway decided to give a try since it was early am was raining hard, ring door bell older mamasan answer door paid massage fee lead me to a room, waited fro about 5 minutes before middle age thick Asian lady come in, she was not attractive 10 to 01 I give her a 6 she does an OK poor massage a lot of rubbing from toe to back not really massage, well on the flip, she told to turn over, and walk out of the room, then another middle age Asian come into the room lock door behind her, she pointed out to my stuff signaling a motion of her hand going up, and down, she quoted me. 06 for L1, then. 08 topless went for the. 06, this pl; ace kind of smells inside, here come the good part that I want you to inform all of my fellow monger be careful out there. On my way out I had parked my car about 30 feet on the street curb side, I notice a car that look like a squad car but not Chicago pd, as soon as I pull out, notice it was a sheriff squad car, drove around the block and sure enough the sheriff patrol car was parked right in front of the spa nobody inside the car.

[Xesocat]

I'm new to this, but I was thinking about going to AMP for couple months. Is there any good ones in chicago? I checked rubmaps but I don't have premium.

[Xesocat]

I'm kind of new to this, but this has been in my mind for months and I want to try it. Is there any good massage parlor at chicago? I checked rubmaps but I don't have premium.

[Dreamer99]

I was in the Loop and had some time to kill. I tried calling up Nylah, but she was not responding. I called up Spa Sensational and scheduled a 30 min Holiday Special Massage with Lauren for hundred. I didn't see any reviews for this place so I took the plunge. Located near W. Van Buren and S. Franklin St. Lauren's description intrigued me. She had her doorman know I was coming and off I went. I get to her floor and I see Lauren. She isn't exactly the description, I just thought she was a Black girl but what do I know. She is short like her ad says, but is super cute and sexy. Very, very fit and toned. We get to know each other and chat a bit. She is very laid back and chill. Lauren is wearing a pink nighty and thong panties. Start the massage topless. She oils up her body and gives a nuru-esque massage while I lay on stomach. Very nice and erotic. I roam all over. On the flip, she oils up my member and lets me suck on her nipples and take her panties down. She does a great titty work on my member while allowing some FIV. Very nice time for a cheaper price. I'd recommend if in the area.

Thanks for this report. I was in the area and decided to give it a go. Few days ago I had posted asking whether people in the apartment buildings know what is going on. Many seniors had replied saying that they do. Well, this was another proof as Lauren called the doorman and I was let in without asking questions so I guess there is an arrangement there. But I digress.

The girl is very nice to talk to and was topless and in her panties from the start. Unfortunately she is not my type but for $ for 30 min may be a good option for some of you. As mentioned in the previous report she does this nuru-esque massage but overall massage I think was not so great. She does put in a lot of effort though and tries to give a spa like massage but she doesn't really have the skills. She allows roaming.

On the flip she oiled me up, lowered her panties herself and started the deed. She does some breast play. She was grabbing my junk a little too hard and for me the finish was a little painful then enjoyable. Overall my experience was quite average because of this plus I found the apartment not so clean and towels were dirty. Plus I think there was strong smoke smell in the apartment. All these things put me off a little. Lauren is a very sweet girl though and tries hard to please. If you are in the area and in a pinch may be give her a go and see if you have a better experience. Personally, I will not repeat.

[IggyD]

It's on N. Western.

This location doesn't ring a bell, care to share the loc?

[LatinPoker]

Walked in.

Tight young girl at counter. Hooters hanging out. I ask for her and she tells me other girl is up.

I'm thinking fuck me. Just my luck.

Get to the back.

Rosie.

Jackpot.

Huge tatas and nice ass. Exotic looking.

Rub was so so.

Went completely undressed for. 8 along with L1 which was ok.

Got the job done.

This location doesn't ring a bell, care to share the loc?

[TJGeek]

The European site. Do they only do outcall or incall? Specifically looking at Naomi in Schaumburg.

As far as I know, only in-call to their site. You can ask the scheduler, but I doubt it. If yes, expect to pay much more.

[CityRat]

I think you are looking for this: https://www.chicagolandmassage.net/.

Location you are looking for is a hotel on Milwaukee, just south of Willow.

Other services in the same area are http://european.escortbook.com/ (Pictures are close to real) and https://chicago.rubratings.com/122116 (pictures NOT real, I suggest Grace).

Let us know what you find.

The European site. Do they only do outcall or incall? Specifically looking at Naomi in Schaumburg.

[Karn Evil 9]

Said member has gone dark apparently, but I did receive a pretty detailed PM indicating that you do need to put the time in and establish a rapport, and that once she warms up and gets to really know you there might be "a little" bit more fun to be had. But as with anything else, I'm assuming that YMMV. I didn't feel that it was worth it the investment for my time, personally.

I saw her this past summer. I did receive L1, but it took a lot of convincing. Finish was mechanical. Minimal OTC was allowed. I have not been back. I agree with LP and at least for me, it wasn't going to be worth the time investment that may be needed for a potential better experience.

[Producer79]

I asked Yoko at Pink, she worked at United also. She said that she lives in Kansas City now.

Well that sucks she was great. I may have to try pink now.

[Chimonger]

Have seen this place for years but have never tried. Thinking about taking the plunge. Anyone been or have any experience there? In the area around there is Belmont better the new hope? Better = younger cuter girls. Thanks guys!

[TJGeek]

Hi Guys. Fellow longtime monger from Michigan.

I visit the North Burbs regularly, & have felt my own way, thru some erotic experiences there in the past.

Have had both good & bad experiences.

Have done the North Shore AMPs in many variations.

Had in some escorts to hotel too.

Last trip read some chatter here about the North Suburb group of Chicagoland Body Rubs, that caught my attention.

Went to web site & it said Willow & Milwaukee Aves. + gave phone #.

Called # 4-5 times to make appt. No answer, no machine.

Went Looking at that location (was not too far from me).

Found Nothing. Heard back Nothing.

So- who can tell me more about this group for massage?

Chicagoland Body Rubs- North Suburbs location.

Where & how to find? Intel on Service, Rates, etc. ??

Sure would appreciate it.

PM me with info- Or if you post it, please PM me to tell me to check this discussion.

Or for that matter, where is the best place to find this fun in North Suburbs??

Thanks, JJ.

(a Michigan monger friend).

I think you are looking for this: https://www.chicagolandmassage.net/.

Location you are looking for is a hotel on Milwaukee, just south of Willow.

Other services in the same area are http://european.escortbook.com/ (Pictures are close to real) and https://chicago.rubratings.com/122116 (pictures NOT real, I suggest Grace).

Let us know what you find.

[Gus33]

Based on previous report I drove out to Golden.

Went in asked for girls mentioned here before. Old woman said. I no know her. First day here. I can massagy.

I say no.

Ugh.

Fuckin hour drive for nothing.

Will call first next time.