Massage Parlor Reports

[LatinPoker]

Walked in.

Tight young girl at counter. Hooters hanging out. I ask for her and she tells me other girl is up.

I'm thinking fuck me. Just my luck.

Get to the back.

Rosie.

Jackpot.

Huge tatas and nice ass. Exotic looking.

Rub was so so.

Went completely undressed for. 8 along with L1 which was ok.

Got the job done.

This location doesn't ring a bell, care to share the loc?

[TJGeek]

The European site. Do they only do outcall or incall? Specifically looking at Naomi in Schaumburg.

As far as I know, only in-call to their site. You can ask the scheduler, but I doubt it. If yes, expect to pay much more.

[CityRat]

I think you are looking for this: https://www.chicagolandmassage.net/.

Location you are looking for is a hotel on Milwaukee, just south of Willow.

Other services in the same area are http://european.escortbook.com/ (Pictures are close to real) and https://chicago.rubratings.com/122116 (pictures NOT real, I suggest Grace).

Let us know what you find.

The European site. Do they only do outcall or incall? Specifically looking at Naomi in Schaumburg.

[Karn Evil 9]

Said member has gone dark apparently, but I did receive a pretty detailed PM indicating that you do need to put the time in and establish a rapport, and that once she warms up and gets to really know you there might be "a little" bit more fun to be had. But as with anything else, I'm assuming that YMMV. I didn't feel that it was worth it the investment for my time, personally.

I saw her this past summer. I did receive L1, but it took a lot of convincing. Finish was mechanical. Minimal OTC was allowed. I have not been back. I agree with LP and at least for me, it wasn't going to be worth the time investment that may be needed for a potential better experience.

[Producer79]

I asked Yoko at Pink, she worked at United also. She said that she lives in Kansas City now.

Well that sucks she was great. I may have to try pink now.

[Chimonger]

Have seen this place for years but have never tried. Thinking about taking the plunge. Anyone been or have any experience there? In the area around there is Belmont better the new hope? Better = younger cuter girls. Thanks guys!

[TJGeek]

Hi Guys. Fellow longtime monger from Michigan.

I visit the North Burbs regularly, & have felt my own way, thru some erotic experiences there in the past.

Have had both good & bad experiences.

Have done the North Shore AMPs in many variations.

Had in some escorts to hotel too.

Last trip read some chatter here about the North Suburb group of Chicagoland Body Rubs, that caught my attention.

Went to web site & it said Willow & Milwaukee Aves. + gave phone #.

Called # 4-5 times to make appt. No answer, no machine.

Went Looking at that location (was not too far from me).

Found Nothing. Heard back Nothing.

So- who can tell me more about this group for massage?

Chicagoland Body Rubs- North Suburbs location.

Where & how to find? Intel on Service, Rates, etc. ??

Sure would appreciate it.

PM me with info- Or if you post it, please PM me to tell me to check this discussion.

Or for that matter, where is the best place to find this fun in North Suburbs??

Thanks, JJ.

(a Michigan monger friend).

I think you are looking for this: https://www.chicagolandmassage.net/.

Location you are looking for is a hotel on Milwaukee, just south of Willow.

Other services in the same area are http://european.escortbook.com/ (Pictures are close to real) and https://chicago.rubratings.com/122116 (pictures NOT real, I suggest Grace).

Let us know what you find.

[Gus33]

Based on previous report I drove out to Golden.

Went in asked for girls mentioned here before. Old woman said. I no know her. First day here. I can massagy.

I say no.

Ugh.

Fuckin hour drive for nothing.

Will call first next time.

[Gus33]

North side.

Uninspiring rub and not much of a looker made this a real waste of time.

TOFTT I guess but definitely will not go back.

[Gus33]

Walked in.

Tight young girl at counter. Hooters hanging out. I ask for her and she tells me other girl is up.

I'm thinking fuck me. Just my luck.

Get to the back.

Rosie.

Jackpot.

Huge tatas and nice ass. Exotic looking.

Rub was so so.

Went completely undressed for. 8 along with L1 which was ok.

Got the job done.

[JJLetsPlay]

Hi Guys. Fellow longtime monger from Michigan.

I visit the North Burbs regularly, & have felt my own way, thru some erotic experiences there in the past.

Have had both good & bad experiences.

Have done the North Shore AMPs in many variations.

Had in some escorts to hotel too.

Last trip read some chatter here about the North Suburb group of Chicagoland Body Rubs, that caught my attention.

Went to web site & it said Willow & Milwaukee Aves. + gave phone #.

Called # 4-5 times to make appt. No answer, no machine.

Went Looking at that location (was not too far from me).

Found Nothing. Heard back Nothing.

So- who can tell me more about this group for massage?

Chicagoland Body Rubs- North Suburbs location.

Where & how to find? Intel on Service, Rates, etc. ??

Sure would appreciate it.

PM me with info- Or if you post it, please PM me to tell me to check this discussion.

Or for that matter, where is the best place to find this fun in North Suburbs??

Thanks, JJ.

(a Michigan monger friend).

[Bryzzo]

Saw Valerie in the S. Loop. Never, and I mean never, have I been shorted time to this extent. Paid for the hour, got a light 'rub' for maybe 15 min, then talked about upgrades. 5 min of L2, and she abruptly stops and says 'well, the hours about up'.

I was so surprised I didn't even argue, but I'll never be back. Ripped off.

[FastBart]

Its a long drive for me but would like to take a trip after your report, please PM me how it goes so that I can toftt, thanks in advance.

Took a trip over to Golden hoping the reports were right. My experience was nothing like what was reported. Got there. Took the hour. Lead to the room, Blonde. Great legs, no clue her name. It seems she was the only one there. 10 minutes into the massage, she is on the phone. Then the doorbell rings. She leaves. Could hear she took the monger to a room. She comes back starts again, but is on the phone again. 10 minutes later doorbell again, again she leaves, leads monger to the room. Over the next 10 minutes two more of you come and she leads them back to the room. Why? I am not sure she is the only one there. I give her all the signs, but no teasing. The flip. A quick leg massage and then "all done thank you" I asked. No more, she says sorry no more sorry I get you water. And walks out. It was only 30 minutes. And really less because she left so many times. So I get dressed, and head out the door. She is in the back and yells out. Honey you want water, I say no and she says honey wait. But there was nothing to wait for. I opened the door and walked out. No reason to tip when you short the time and there are no extras. Maybe she was just too busy or maybe someone else had the one experience of a lifetime, but not even self service here. I was hoping this might be the long awaited replacement for Pine, but no luck. And she was dressed for it too. Short dress, thong (I admit I took a good long look) and high heels. But all of that for nothing.

Maybe I went at the wrong time. Around lunch. Maybe it was an off day? I hope to see more reports because there were a lot of you interrupting my time there.

Just a note I have had more luck with Palos and King in hickory (both L1) than my experience with Golden.

[Angai]

So I have been eying this agency of women that are kinda muscling in on Chinatown for awhile and I am almost at the point to make an appointment with some of them. I was wondering if anyone had already taken the plunge and if it is worthwhile.

https://chicago.adlist24.com/escorts/a168341

This is the page with all their therapist.

http://chicagorubs.com/therapists/

Any info would be appreciated.

-Cheers.

[Karn Evil 9]

I've been there lately and got served by some old bird, mamasan I'm guessing. There was a super young looking one there popping into another room as I was leaving, so it's a "maybe" for a rainy day, but I agree, coco was awesome.

I was there about two months ago. I think I saw the same one as you did. I couldn't understand her when she told me her name. She kind of had buck teeth a little bit. While I was getting my massage, someone came in and asked for Maria. That may be the young one you are talking about. I did get Level 1, but I will not repeat with the one I saw.