Strip Club Reports

[Leo The Lion]

If you are unclear on those things, then I don't know what kind of "Sands" or "Pandora" you are going to.

Pandora's Jewelers?

You speak good game, but I don't buy it.

Though I like Pandora's, the stripper selection there are way better than most places I have been to. Some are pushy and a bit trashy, but less than other places overall.

Oh excuse me LOL I got to be more respectful to my pleasure consultants. Let me just dust off these grillz really quick.

"Ones" - what are those?

"Stripper" - unclear on the concept.

I go in to Pandora or Sands, I "engage with a lap-entertainment specialist", and, "for minor discretionary renumeration", certain "non-transactional pleasurable services are rendered. ".

The difference is, the pleasure consultant does not feel like a cheap tool. And she shouldn't; she's an expensive tool. Very high batting average. No gansta-rap gold-tooth-cap baggy-pants posing needed.

[Rousse]

Come watch me do it.

It's not set up that way but I did it. Walked right up and threw my ones at the strippers.

"Ones" - what are those?

"Stripper" - unclear on the concept.

I go in to Pandora or Sands, I "engage with a lap-entertainment specialist", and, "for minor discretionary renumeration", certain "non-transactional pleasurable services are rendered. ".

The difference is, the pleasure consultant does not feel like a cheap tool. And she shouldn't; she's an expensive tool. Very high batting average. No gansta-rap gold-tooth-cap baggy-pants posing needed.

[Michael1967]

Haha it is honestly just for fun, for me.

The plan was to throw a handful of 1's, they'd come up and chat after dancing, then I'd try to ask if they worked outside the club. It kinda works but only got like 1 number.

So I'm basically giving them money for nothing LOL.

I refuse to even accept ones at the clubs. I always ask for 5-10's. If I like someone on stage, I politely set $5-$20 on the stage. THAT really gets their attention.

[Leo The Lion]

Haha it is honestly just for fun, for me.

The plan was to throw a handful of 1's, they'd come up and chat after dancing, then I'd try to ask if they worked outside the club. It kinda works but only got like 1 number.

So I'm basically giving them money for nothing LOL.

I was there and saw a group of guys do this, pretty sure they were gang bangers, they would throw handfuls of 1's on the stage, the girl dancing would pick them up and keep dancing, the guys were real grabby with the girls, when the girls aren't dancing they do and ask each guy for private dances, they avoided that group though.

[ShavedKitties]

I recommend summer she is nice with nice body. The Mexican Monse is highly recommended.

Is summer day shift?

[BrstMan]

I didn't see many mongers do it in Pandors, What did you get out of it?

I was there and saw a group of guys do this, pretty sure they were gang bangers, they would throw handfuls of 1's on the stage, the girl dancing would pick them up and keep dancing, the guys were real grabby with the girls, when the girls aren't dancing they do and ask each guy for private dances, they avoided that group though.

[BlueSteel90]

Come watch me do it.

It's not set up that way but I did it. Walked right up and threw my ones at the strippers.

I didn't see many mongers do it in Pandors, What did you get out of it?

[BlueSteel90]

I have found Pandoras hit and miss with girls, but it has been several months, I had a few girls personal numbers for years that used to work there, they left due to the number of girls there using meth and heroin one was name Kelcie very thin red-head very cute.

One of the girls was so out of it either drunk or high (probably drunk as she smelled of booze bad) that she dropped right on me without asking, I asked for her number when she was done and she wrote her actual name and number for me LOL, then we I called her later she didn't remember anything.

I wish they had better looking girls there when I stop by.

I recommend summer she is nice with nice body. The Mexican Monse is highly recommended.

[BrstMan]

Pandora's is really where it's at. I don't believe LEO the Lion that he blew his money on the stage dance at Pandora's. They're not set up that way.

The next-best options are Sands and the Lake Forest Park Deja Vu. The Sands is hit-or-miss and has a strange layout. There's no action at the stage, but there is a back room. Which is one large but dark room with bench seating and some other seats. No booths. Depending on the girl and whether she's using "the owner" as an excuse, it can be as good as Pandora. Or as annoying as a normal Deja Vu. There's also a VIP room. Nobody uses it.

The Lake Forest Park Deja Vu at the Bothell end of 522 (Pandora is at the Seattle end) is "outside the city" and has, during the day shift, flexible rules. Sometimes.

These caveats are why Pandora is the safe bet.

I have found Pandoras hit and miss with girls, but it has been several months, I had a few girls personal numbers for years that used to work there, they left due to the number of girls there using meth and heroin one was name Kelcie very thin red-head very cute.

One of the girls was so out of it either drunk or high (probably drunk as she smelled of booze bad) that she dropped right on me without asking, I asked for her number when she was done and she wrote her actual name and number for me LOL, then we I called her later she didn't remember anything.

I wish they had better looking girls there when I stop by.

[Leo The Lion]

Come watch me do it.

It's not set up that way but I did it. Walked right up and threw my ones at the strippers.

Pandora's is really where it's at. I don't believe LEO the Lion that he blew his money on the stage dance at Pandora's. They're not set up that way.

The next-best options are Sands and the Lake Forest Park Deja Vu. The Sands is hit-or-miss and has a strange layout. There's no action at the stage, but there is a back room. Which is one large but dark room with bench seating and some other seats. No booths. Depending on the girl and whether she's using "the owner" as an excuse, it can be as good as Pandora. Or as annoying as a normal Deja Vu. There's also a VIP room. Nobody uses it.

The Lake Forest Park Deja Vu at the Bothell end of 522 (Pandora is at the Seattle end) is "outside the city" and has, during the day shift, flexible rules. Sometimes.

These caveats are why Pandora is the safe bet.

[Rousse]

Do you have other places to recommend, other then pandoras?

Pandora's is really where it's at. I don't believe LEO the Lion that he blew his money on the stage dance at Pandora's. They're not set up that way.

The next-best options are Sands and the Lake Forest Park Deja Vu. The Sands is hit-or-miss and has a strange layout. There's no action at the stage, but there is a back room. Which is one large but dark room with bench seating and some other seats. No booths. Depending on the girl and whether she's using "the owner" as an excuse, it can be as good as Pandora. Or as annoying as a normal Deja Vu. There's also a VIP room. Nobody uses it.

The Lake Forest Park Deja Vu at the Bothell end of 522 (Pandora is at the Seattle end) is "outside the city" and has, during the day shift, flexible rules. Sometimes.

These caveats are why Pandora is the safe bet.

[BlueSteel90]

I'll go to strip clubs twice a week. But never Kittens.

Do you have other places to recommend, other then pandoras?

[Randy Darwin]

Thats why I no longer show up there.

I'll go to strip clubs twice a week. But never Kittens.

[BlueSteel90]

I don't think much can be done. If you complain to the bouncers, they are going to side on the girl and toss you out, because the girls are the bouncer's biggest customers (being subtle here. But think about it). Because Kittens charges the cheapest fee in town to work there, they have lots of young newbies, which attracts more men. The only way the management would change is if guys quit showing up.

Thats why I no longer show up there.

[Michael1967]

That makes sense. The reliable ones should talk to the management. I don't have a clue on what the management can do exactly but they should chase these girls out. Pandoras has less varieties but I like it more.

I don't think much can be done. If you complain to the bouncers, they are going to side on the girl and toss you out, because the girls are the bouncer's biggest customers (being subtle here. But think about it). Because Kittens charges the cheapest fee in town to work there, they have lots of young newbies, which attracts more men. The only way the management would change is if guys quit showing up.