Massage Parlor Reports

[Gus33]

North side.

Uninspiring rub and not much of a looker made this a real waste of time.

TOFTT I guess but definitely will not go back.

[Gus33]

Walked in.

Tight young girl at counter. Hooters hanging out. I ask for her and she tells me other girl is up.

I'm thinking fuck me. Just my luck.

Get to the back.

Rosie.

Jackpot.

Huge tatas and nice ass. Exotic looking.

Rub was so so.

Went completely undressed for. 8 along with L1 which was ok.

Got the job done.

[JJLetsPlay]

Hi Guys. Fellow longtime monger from Michigan.

I visit the North Burbs regularly, & have felt my own way, thru some erotic experiences there in the past.

Have had both good & bad experiences.

Have done the North Shore AMPs in many variations.

Had in some escorts to hotel too.

Last trip read some chatter here about the North Suburb group of Chicagoland Body Rubs, that caught my attention.

Went to web site & it said Willow & Milwaukee Aves. + gave phone #.

Called # 4-5 times to make appt. No answer, no machine.

Went Looking at that location (was not too far from me).

Found Nothing. Heard back Nothing.

So- who can tell me more about this group for massage?

Chicagoland Body Rubs- North Suburbs location.

Where & how to find? Intel on Service, Rates, etc. ??

Sure would appreciate it.

PM me with info- Or if you post it, please PM me to tell me to check this discussion.

Or for that matter, where is the best place to find this fun in North Suburbs??

Thanks, JJ.

(a Michigan monger friend).

[Bryzzo]

Saw Valerie in the S. Loop. Never, and I mean never, have I been shorted time to this extent. Paid for the hour, got a light 'rub' for maybe 15 min, then talked about upgrades. 5 min of L2, and she abruptly stops and says 'well, the hours about up'.

I was so surprised I didn't even argue, but I'll never be back. Ripped off.

[FastBart]

Its a long drive for me but would like to take a trip after your report, please PM me how it goes so that I can toftt, thanks in advance.

Took a trip over to Golden hoping the reports were right. My experience was nothing like what was reported. Got there. Took the hour. Lead to the room, Blonde. Great legs, no clue her name. It seems she was the only one there. 10 minutes into the massage, she is on the phone. Then the doorbell rings. She leaves. Could hear she took the monger to a room. She comes back starts again, but is on the phone again. 10 minutes later doorbell again, again she leaves, leads monger to the room. Over the next 10 minutes two more of you come and she leads them back to the room. Why? I am not sure she is the only one there. I give her all the signs, but no teasing. The flip. A quick leg massage and then "all done thank you" I asked. No more, she says sorry no more sorry I get you water. And walks out. It was only 30 minutes. And really less because she left so many times. So I get dressed, and head out the door. She is in the back and yells out. Honey you want water, I say no and she says honey wait. But there was nothing to wait for. I opened the door and walked out. No reason to tip when you short the time and there are no extras. Maybe she was just too busy or maybe someone else had the one experience of a lifetime, but not even self service here. I was hoping this might be the long awaited replacement for Pine, but no luck. And she was dressed for it too. Short dress, thong (I admit I took a good long look) and high heels. But all of that for nothing.

Maybe I went at the wrong time. Around lunch. Maybe it was an off day? I hope to see more reports because there were a lot of you interrupting my time there.

Just a note I have had more luck with Palos and King in hickory (both L1) than my experience with Golden.

[Angai]

So I have been eying this agency of women that are kinda muscling in on Chinatown for awhile and I am almost at the point to make an appointment with some of them. I was wondering if anyone had already taken the plunge and if it is worthwhile.

https://chicago.adlist24.com/escorts/a168341

This is the page with all their therapist.

http://chicagorubs.com/therapists/

Any info would be appreciated.

-Cheers.

[Karn Evil 9]

I've been there lately and got served by some old bird, mamasan I'm guessing. There was a super young looking one there popping into another room as I was leaving, so it's a "maybe" for a rainy day, but I agree, coco was awesome.

I was there about two months ago. I think I saw the same one as you did. I couldn't understand her when she told me her name. She kind of had buck teeth a little bit. While I was getting my massage, someone came in and asked for Maria. That may be the young one you are talking about. I did get Level 1, but I will not repeat with the one I saw.

[Mark9421]

I was in the Loop and had some time to kill. I tried calling up Nylah, but she was not responding. I called up Spa Sensational and scheduled a 30 min Holiday Special Massage with Lauren for hundred. I didn't see any reviews for this place so I took the plunge. Located near W. Van Buren and S. Franklin St. Lauren's description intrigued me. She had her doorman know I was coming and off I went. I get to her floor and I see Lauren. She isn't exactly the description, I just thought she was a Black girl but what do I know. She is short like her ad says, but is super cute and sexy. Very, very fit and toned. We get to know each other and chat a bit. She is very laid back and chill. Lauren is wearing a pink nighty and thong panties. Start the massage topless. She oils up her body and gives a nuru-esque massage while I lay on stomach. Very nice and erotic. I roam all over. On the flip, she oils up my member and lets me suck on her nipples and take her panties down. She does a great titty work on my member while allowing some FIV. Very nice time for a cheaper price. I'd recommend if in the area.

[DMichaels69]

How much is a half hour at there? Last time I went no option for half hour.

Late report. I tried Ivy Massage in Lombard last Friday. Greeted by mamasan and got drilled if I've ever been there before. Of course I said yes! Paid for half hour and had a cute young girl by the name of Sugar. Pretty young and vefy enthusiastic! Nice massage and on the flip L1 was provided. Will definitely will repeat. Paid $60.00 for the tip plus half hour payment.

[ShopTarget]

BJ Finish?

I haven't seen her myself, but the answer is "no" from my research.

[ShopTarget]

I have it in my head (the little one and the real one) that I'm going to see Dakota, but on the occasional opportunity I have free time and funds, I find myself unable to pass up Jenny for something unknown. She never disappoints. But. Variety, ya know?

[Wiggles]

Stopped in today after reviewing other reports. Met by older mamasan and led to room. With my southern accent decided to tell them this was my first visit to them but had been to others in area. Undressed and in walks Candy and younger, 30 ish wearing short red skirt. Very friendly with a smile. She gave decent massage, climbed up on my back and worked out some kinks. Discussed travels and she became even more friendly. She has nice soft skin and very nice bubble ass with cheeks you can holdon to. CBJ was nothing great but she bends over fine. Room was damn hot, got her to turn on fan. So many of these places use too much heat. Overall nice trip.

[Starks]

Does anyone know where happy landed from United Spa before they closed? Happy was Asian with a huge rack.

I asked Yoko at Pink, she worked at United also. She said that she lives in Kansas City now.

[Producer79]

Does anyone know where happy landed from United Spa before they closed? Happy was Asian with a huge rack.

[MakingItHappen]

Late report. I tried Ivy Massage in Lombard last Friday. Greeted by mamasan and got drilled if I've ever been there before. Of course I said yes! Paid for half hour and had a cute young girl by the name of Sugar. Pretty young and vefy enthusiastic! Nice massage and on the flip L1 was provided. Will definitely will repeat. Paid $60.00 for the tip plus half hour payment.